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You wake up in a dark room with a skeleton and a almost burnt out torch.There are some sticks, stones and coals lying around you.

Dubs decides what to do
Trips will trigger an event.
Quads will summon glorious Hitler and another event.

Dubs after each update will count.
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Put his penis through the skull
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>>676146317
Reroll
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Skeleton is confused.Torch is going to burn out.Dubs decide.
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>>676146344
>>676146510
go right as far as you can
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>>676146510
Sticks the forearm of the skeleton up his own ass
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>>676146579
reroll
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Make another torch using the sticks with coal, lightning the dire with the rocks.
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>>676146199
Combine coal and stick, crafting 4 torches
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>>676146670
fire*
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Eat the skeleton, put lit torch in anus
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>>676146765
re roll
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>>676146591
reroll
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kill yourself
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>>676146926
reroll
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>>676146765
reroll
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Fuck the skeleton. Insert stick and coal into ass.
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>>676146591
Reroll
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>>676146199

Build a fire with the sticks, stones, coals, and torch.
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>>676146579
roll
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Make a torch
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>>676146510
draw a painting on the wall with the soot from the fire
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>>676147266
winrar
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>>676147266
You make a new torch and everything is brighter now.There are blood traces on the left.Dubs decide
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>>676147605

Go to KFC with skeleton for romantic dinner.
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>>676147605
Since he is clearly black, he goes left
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>>676147605

Sneak to the right, don't get seen.
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>>676147723
Reroll
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>>676147605
Sticks the torch up his ass, then grabs the leg of the skele and puts it in his mouth. The fire burns his anus, which causes a horrible pain forcing him to run around, but he runs into a member of the SS
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>>676147909
Reroll
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Flying spaghetti monster appears and saves us all
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>>676147999
Nice trips
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Follow NAZI arrow, try to find nazis to go to kfc with
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>>676147999
Oh an event is starting
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>>676147605
burn your arm off, and head to the nazis with the skeleton's arm and penis
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>>676147999
EVENT
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>>676147999
event/5 event
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>>676147856

reroll
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>>676148488
Flying spaghetti monster comes and kills him
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>>676148558
Reroll
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>>676148488
The skeleton appears out of nowhere and stuffs the chicken down the Niggerinos throat killing him, the protagonist and the skele have anal sex in the middle of the floor
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You absorb the Nigger
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With the torch in your ass, you are glowing and you dont need a torch anymore.You run to the left and A KFC NIGGERINO 9999 APPEARS!! IF YOU DONT ACT QUICK IT WILL EAT YOU TOO.
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>>676148488
Catch the nigger with an omelette du fromage and give him to the Nazis
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Eat the nigger
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>>676148668
Reroll
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>>676148558
Roll
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>>676148757
Rr
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>>676148681
slap his burger to the ground and run like the lil bitch you are hoping that the nazi's will save you
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Initiate phase one, power up the bass canon.
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>>676148681
Fart fire at niggerino
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>>676148860
Reroll
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>>676148822
Winrar?
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Light the nigger on fire
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Rape niggerino
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>>676148822
Niggerino 9999 boss defeated.It drops a golden key and some coins.''nazi'' word is carved on the key.Dubs decide.
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>>676149172
Swallow key and run left more
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Grab key unlock niggerinos phat ass
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>>676149018
Reroll
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>>676149172
Sleep for a couple days
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Reroll
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>>676149172
Go back and get sans, we need his magic to fight the nazis. Also give him back his damn leg.
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>>676149391
Rr
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>>676149438

rawling
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>>676148681
spinning poop fire bomb through the burger into his fat face
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>>676149172
Eat Niggerino
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>>676146199
is this continuing on from the bernie sanders whie race holocaust?
we ripped off our dick and turned it into aweapon right?
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>>676149172
pick up key and coins put key in ass and eat coins
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Kill self
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>>676149391
Reroll>>676149391
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>>676149635
This
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>>676149605
OP here.Not continued but i was there too.
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>>676149628
rr
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Smoke a bowl and roll. wake and bake and make her make you a steak, you're ingesting weed and Ecstasy and guess what day it is? X-mas eve.
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>>676149635
This but resurrect as nazi
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>>676149744
Um... winrar
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>>676149744
Ch-ch-ch-check em
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Fuck the dead corpse of niggerino and contract an std
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>>676149744
You realise it was all a dream as you lit another blunt.There are some presents lying around and a knife.Dubs decides.
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>>676149744
.......
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>>676150098
Use knife to sacrifice self to hitler and rez as nazi
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>>676150179
rolling for this
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>>676150098
BECOME CAPTAIN AMERICA
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>>676150098
Kill yourself and go bzck to your dreams
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>>676150098
open presents eat whats inside puke in bowl smoke it
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>>676150098
Cut his balls and put them on the tree
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>>676150255
Dude wtf even the christmas tree is confused when you eat your one-hole fleshlight, puke and smoke it.You are now in a coma.Congrats faggot.Dubs to reincarnate as something else and im gonna finish it
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>>676150491
Reincarnate as Trump build wall summon Hitler everybody is saved
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>>676150491
Reincarn him as a nice meme
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>>676150677
BWAHAHA right off the bat
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>>676150491
Flying spaghetti monster takes us to paradise
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>>676150677
You made america and world great again.All jews and mexico niggers are outside of the wall.America is great again

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