So who is coming to save you?
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So who is coming to save you?
>>676134005
OPs mother, was watching black gangbang porn
Captain Flint - Black Sails
I think I'm good
Nick Cage
>>676134005
Richard dean Anderson from SG1
>I'm safe fuckers
the black guy from dark matter
Chuck Bartowski
Well he always has Sarah and Casey with him so I'm good
>>676134005
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D are on their way
Some jew named H3H3
Komissar Barnaby.. Could be worse.
Rollo
If we're talking movies it'd be dead pool so I'm good
But if it's tv... The fresh prince of bel air. Shit
The white dude with the porn stache in Narcos
Daredevil and The Punisher, they're fucked.
>>676134005
Well if youtube counts, Ray and his boy from Money and violence. Realistic but I'm probably fucked...
HAHAHAHAHA I was watching the last 007. Although I'm sure he'd fuck my girlfriend and then all of my female relatives before saving me.
Fucking Moses himself.
>>676134005
>676134005
I'm fucked. Charlie from Always Sunny.
>>676134005
David Brent, the manager from the office uk...fuck
>>676134162
Unless your name is any variation of Daniel in which case you can expect to be killed off to further the plot.
I dont watch tv shit but I use my laptop, and fuck me if Gdragon is comingto save me im pretty fucked
I'll be fine
I'll be fine
Fucking saul goodman,
I'm not sure how I should feel about this..
Ricky from trailer park boys.
>>676134005
Harrison Ford
This guy
>at least he'll show them some good eats after i die
>>676134517
At least the whole gang will likely get in on it, and I hear Dennis has a pretty bitchin amphibious exploring vehicle at his disposal
Rob Dyrdek. I'm fucked.
dubs get
I'm fine. Scully and Mulder are on their way.
im fucked
>>676134005
Spiderman - toby, not andrew
>>676134005
batman is coming for me bitches i'm set
I'd survive.
>>676134005
You know, I'm actually not that worried.
This guy. I'm totally in the danger zone
>>676134935
Are fucking kidding?
I think im fine
Brock Sampson
I don't have to worry about jack shit.
Pierce brosnin
Mike ehrmantraut
>>676134005
I think I'm as good as saved.
Who watches TV anymore?
Seriously?
>>676134005
I feel kinda bad for the kidnappers, honestly.
>>676134124
Dude SAME
>>676134005
Daredevil.
>>676134005
I don't remember the last TV show I saw
I'm good
>>676134005
Martin Sheen - President Bartlet.
>>676134405
Me too, anon. He's a badass.
bats
>>676134005
All of the Armys united to defeat mordor in lord of the rings haha im free bitches
>>676134005
I'm fucked.
Well I'm fucked I've got Will from The Inbetweeners
>>676135003
one of my top animoos of all time, Gilgamesh was a fucking baller
I feel bad for my kidnapper
Michael bluth from arrested devlopement. Im probably in trouble
>>676134290
Same here.
I think we're gonna be alright, /b/ro
>>676134005
Just finished watching last weeks Walking Dead, so Carol.
Either she will rescue me, get me killed, or kill me. Not sure this is a good person to rescue me, but she is a badass.
Last thing I watched was the finale to Erased. With time powers, I'm not worried. Without them, I'm not so sure, but at least I know he tried.
Lucky me, probably couldn't ask for a better rescuer.
>>676135580
good thread, shit so many awesome shows are popping up
>>676134005
Joe rogan. Not too bad tbh.
>>676134123
Fucking kek hahahahahaha!
The Flash
i'm good
>>676134005
Gordon Ramsay.
I'm fucked cus its FUCKING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
>>676135649
shieeet didn't even know this was out yet, got abit annoyed last ep because of how they just throw the manga storyline out the window, but I'm hoping they can redeem it, ty basedanon
Not sure I want this to happen, might end up too embarrassing.
>>676134005
The great kublai khan
Western lawman. I'm good.
Vardi froh Leicester City... Fuck
The Flash... and look at that, by the time I wrote this post, I was saved and back at home on my sofa.
>>676135622
Private Pyle isn't going to do shit for you m8!
>sees rerun of Game of Thrones
>quickly skip to CNN, talking about Sanders winning delegates
>turn off TV
>get kidnapped
I'm fucked boys. See you in Hell.
>>676134162
mah niggah
>>676134005
well, atleast I got to see Pam before I die.
>>676134005
ha you cant top this one its Rick from rick and Morty haha ill be safe soon and doing klax while hitting on summer life is good /b/
I will most likely die halfway through the ark but that is ok.
>>676135580
Hey, are you watching via dvd or online because idk if its worth buying the dvd just to see more gorey battle and nude scenes
>Dvd is unrated btw
President obama, im saved yall
I am... okay with this.
>>676134882
Would be more okay with this tho.
>>676135184
I wouldn't be in his way..
>>676136483
VERY NICEU SHIZA CHAN
Is this good or bad?
Sam and Dean Winchester lol
>>676134005
A giant fucking Maus from world of tanks.
I don't watch movies and this was my last activity which was playing that game.
God help me... At least this should be interesting.
>>676134005
German and english soccer teams. I guess it could be worse
im good right?
dont think this bitch would be great help
Captain Malcolm Reynolds
>>676134005
Indiana Johns lol im saved
>>676134005
Dennis Reynolds
>>676134005
Could have just asked whats the last show you watched
>>676134005
Stephen Fry. I think I'm fucked.
Sam and Dean Winchester
He usually does good..
>>676137501
Up the bum.
>>676134005
i'm gonna be just fine, The Sons of Anarchy are on their way
Feycal Cheffou, one of 3 Terrorists will save me.
Well, hes in jail right now. Am I fucked?
Doomed
>>676134989
you're screwed! Jesse's gonna fuck this up!
>>676134005
Fuck. I just HAD to catch an episode of Workaholics after my NCIS marathon.
>>676134005
Walter White
I'm fucked
>>676134989
>I'd survive.
Did you watch the show?
>>676137697
well you are a faggot...
>>676137252
probably him that's got holding you. say goodbye to your head
The last person I saw on a tv show shot himself in the last scene of that episode. So I guess no one will come to save me.
Jack black
Joe always gets his man.
Reba on the Reba Show...I can still use her from Tremors, right?
Julian, Rickie, and Bubbles
Kung fu panda. Poh on his way.
Well I'm screwed... He wouldn't have any powers. -.-
Trump?
Sorted.
hell ya i got this chink
Im good
>>676134005
Ugh...Minister Nobusuke Tagomi from "The man in the high castle". I am fucked.
Brock Samson
>>676134005
frank galagher
>>676134005
Heheh lol :p. Good thing I watch Sonic X every night.
>>676138535
Is homosex
Well, I'm fucked
I'm fucked.
>>676134882
>>676136672
Keep in mind that Bob Ross used to be a drill sergeant. The guy should know how to fight.
Adam "Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson" DeMamp
The Fucking Punisher
Do movies count? If so, it's motherfucking Khan from Star Trek Into Darkness.
If not, it's Jackie Redmond, a sportscaster.
Khan has a much greater chance to succeed, but I'd be so <3 if Jackie Redmond rescued me.
>>676138385
>Brock Fucking Samson
Welp, you've got 0 worries.
>>676134005
Power Puff Girls
John Wick ... i'm pretty confident.
>>676138585
What's gay about Shadow the Hedgehog you stupid faggot? Kys.
Useless Cop from Doc Martin:
Status:More fucked then OPs relationship
>>676134005
Peter Hitchens...
>>676138822
*more fucked than OPs mother
last thing on TV was NCIS, but the last show I watched (dvd) was Riddick.
Either way I should be good to go.
bernie sanders
>>676134005
mr. manhattan, so i do not worry
>>676134005
longmire
>>676135161
Am kidding.
Harrison Ford haha
rollo im safe if he doesn't betray me kek
>>676134005
I'm ok with this.
>>676136122
Kingpin has the connections. If he wants me free, I'm free.
>>676134005
James May..
>>676134005
Jamie. Fucking. Lannister.
>>676137697
>tv show
Try again
Arby from UTOPIA...
I think im fine..
>>676139114
Oh cock.
>>676134645
Hell yeah, though everyone you love will die.
>>676134989
Yeah you're fucked man, you want Walter.
Uhh..
I wish I could recall the last time I watched TV instead of surfing the Internet.
>>676134005
Just watched an episode of Daredevil Season 2.
Punisher it is. Mite b cool.
Daredevil! Easy
I get rescued .. No probpem.. Jamie, Adam and I will then blow some kidnapper shit up.
Fbi bau lucky me
>>676134005
rex from the clone wars, i think i'm fine
Dexter. Nice...i am fine.
>>676134005
holy shit, normally don't comment.
Agent Michael Scarn.
Fuck
>>676139277
He'll bore the kidnappers to death with cold war stories, and then drive you off with a nice car. What's the problem?
Spike Spiegel
Glad I decided to start rewatching Cowboy Bebop.
>>676135184
We're definitely good.
>>676134005
dio
Yippee last thing I saw was passion of the christ, so Jesus save me
That russian dude from Бумер
Not sure what to expect.
>>676134005
These two, were side by side holding hands. So I will be just fine.
Oliver Queen - Arrow
...
>>676134005
Christopher Hitchens
>>676134005
That bald guy in Breaking bad/better call saul. I think Im good.
>>676134005
Well shit.
>>676140036
You're scaaaaaroooooood
I'm okay with this.
>>676134005
If movies count, i think i'm good
I think I'm good.
>>676138599
This guy's an idiot. Hell will break loose, shit will hit the fan, nothing will go as planned, but everything will work out as it should in the end. Plus it'll be some hell of a fun. I'm not worried.
Fox Mulder X Files. I'm okay with this.
>>676134005
I think I'll be fine MOTHERFUCKIN Ted mosby from how I met ur mother
The gang from its always sunny, I guess specifically Charlie or frank
This could be great or terrible
fml
>>676135546
At some points he was awesome, and in some respects, he was right; there was a time when even the lowest slave's life had value, whereas nowadays' we're all pretty much a homogeneous mass of unmotivated, purposeless, demanding flesh. But at the same time he was a spoiled fuck who thought he deserved to be on top of it all by no real merit, only his heritage. On the other hand, he was still 1000 times better than Shinji.
I liked Cu Chulainn and Hercules the best. They always got the short end of the stick but they had character.
>>676134005
Pope Franziskus ... So at least my soul might be released & delivered.
This ditsy bitch. Maybe the rest of them would show up. Otherwise, nope.
Some Goddamn arsonist from forensic files. Maybe hell burn them
Hank Hill.
I'm safe.
>676140353
Why would you watch a show with a laugh track
why would anyone watch a show with a laugh track
you know a show isn't funny when they have to TELL YOU when to laugh. you're not laughing because you find the content funny, you're laughing because you want to fit in with the background of people laughing
>>676134005
either Homer SImpson or Bart, or it was Peter Griffin or his lame fatass son
i am doomed
Clint Eastwood
Joel Osteen
godammit
>>676138786
Literally everything. Including the way he stands in that picture
>>676134005
Bob from Bob's Burgers. I'm fucked
Stone Cold. When he comes in (which is through a window), his music hits and then stunners for everyone
>>676140036
He's not going to help, he will just listen to the political views of your kidnappers.
>>676134005
Alan Davis
I'm fucked
>>676135264
>netflix isn't tv
Seriously
Peter griffin, im not sure how this would go
>>676141072
No, it isn't, by definition.
ZIMBABWE!
>>676134005
Svengoolie
i'm screwed
Samuel Lake Jackson. I'm all good
Ragnar Lothbrok from Vikings.
Ill be fine.
>>676141780
Penny no, it's bazongo.
>>676134005
Batman im think im in the clear
>>676134005
actual cannibal Shia Labeouf are coming to save me
>>676134005
Show, Naruto
Person, Kakashi.
I'm so good.
>>676134005
Daredevil, hopefully he will see me soon Kappa
I feel HORRIBLE for the kidnapper.
>>676141780
>>676142143
>>676134290
Haha same fam
>>676141880
he can throw rubber chickens it your attacker... BERRRRWYN. Is Svengoolie a Chicago thing only?
Yeah thanks, I'm good
I'm ok
>>676134005
Mark Corrigan from Peep Show
Should I be worried?
>>676142407
BERWYN!!!
House M.D.
>>676134005
Agents of shield. Mac daisy coulson fitz simmons and may. Bobbi and hunter arent there but that's ok.
>>676134005
ADAM FUCKING WEST. I'm fucking saved.
>>676134005
they are coming to save me with the power of a capella
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ8HNeYLEe4
>>676134005
Luise from bobs burgers
>>676142655
Too bad he has to save you from Lupus.
Anyone watching Daredevil fall in love with Elektra? She's perfect.
>>676134005
DONALD TRUMP
Sadly Inuyasha, but I'll be fine.
>Niccoletto from the Borgias
i'm safe
I'm good.
Look out kidnapper bitches, I got one angry negro coming to my rescue
I'm good. Rescue is kinda their thing
Better call saul
At least he can sew the shit out of my kidnapper...
Fuckin Gon Freecs. I'll be fine.
>>676134005
Lol the devil is gonna save me....cool?
>Lucifer on Fox
>Terrible show....its so bad that its good.
>The Devil goes around solving crimes
>He works with a detective that did a nude scene in a movie
>Lols this wont last a full season....byt it had me rotfl
I'll be okay.
>>676134005
Frank Underwood.
Not sure if pleased or not.
>>676134005
Daredevil
I should be ok
GANDALF!!!!!
Marcy and Princess bubblegum
>>676134005
Michael Weston
>>676134005
Local news anchor. He might be tough, who knows?
See you soon
>son goku
I win
Scooby and the gang in their mystery machine
>>676134005
detective conan
I'm okay with this.
Hannibal Lecter, well shit.
I think I've lucked out
Willie fucking Tanner...
Could be far worse, but once he finds me, the bad guy will probably also keep him in our basement of doom
>>676134005
Richard Hammond from Top Gear..
Fuck.
>>676134299
Uncle ethan to the rescue
>>676134005
well i think i am lucky
>>676134005
supergirl
>>676134005
Picard.
He'll find a way, he always does.
>>676135042
Danger zone. Kek.
Thor
It's all good.
Top Gear crossing Africa.
I'm worried about James May, but Jeremy Clarkson... And Richard Hammond? I'm fine.
michael westen from burn notice, this seem to og well
Courage the Cowardly Dog. fuck yeah
>>676134005
who is this 4 chan
>>676144892
James May is far more capable than Richard Hammond faggot.
chris redfield
>i'm ok i guess
>>676135042
Oh ya thats comeing back on the air i cant wate to see i need to finish what i have saved as is thank god for torrenting
early ragnar
donald trump
More than capable
Fucking hillary clinton i saw on a damn commercial. "Oh yeah,you got kidnapped? HILLARY THE DUMBSHIT TO THE RESCUE!!!!"
Rainbow Dash
Alfred Pennyworth from Gotham... I'm good
>>676145174
I hate this bitch with a passion.
>>676134005
I don't fucking know, I didn't watch anything for like forever
Hi, Billy Mays HERE. AND I'm GOING TO SHOW YOU
ADVERTISING ON 4CHAN!
Grayson on Dead Set.
I'm completely fucked.
any reason my reply whould be removed i find this odd ?
>>676145241
LOL YOU HAVE NO LIFE... doesn't even watch screens kek
>>676145303
Faggot filter.
The bitch who can bring people back to life from the third season of American Horror Story. Probably fucked.
Pee Wee Herman
>>676134005
steven seagal
>>676145411
If he has the same passion about saving you as he did getting his bike back you'll be alright.
>>676134005
i don't watch tv shows. so i i guess i'm fucked then.
>>676145411
He's coming to save me too
I am not at all worried
>>im fucked
The Warriors
Steve Urkel.
I am done.
>>676145228
Yeah, but she's capable, I wouldn't be worried.
>>676144001
you sir are going to die
not a fake in a costume
>>676144117
Why the fuck are you watching Alf?
I love the stories about the actor though. He was a coke head and it was rumored that he went to the set one evening, high as fuck, and beat up the alf doll in a fit of blind, jealous rage.
>>676140266
Couldn't save his son, what makes you any more lucky?
>>676145355
funny your's is still there honestly thro why would a reply be removed i find this odd its not like i posted pizza
NE ONE SLEEP IN TOKYO , TOKYO IS ON FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Considering he got kidnapped 3 times over a course of 4 episodes, I'm fucked
Incredibly fucked.
>>676134005
Was just watching Family Guy. Looks like I'm going full Elisabeth Fritzl chaps.
>>676145770
Depends on if you're kidnapped in the family guy universe or not. In the real world, yeah, you're pretty fucked. In Quahog, you might have a chance.
>>676134005
I am pretty fucked
Looks as tho Holmes is on the case guess ill be allright then guvna
Goddamnit
kek
Bugs Bunny
dont even ask
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