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My girlfriend came over to my house and is now completely naked

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My girlfriend came over to my house and is now completely naked and passed out

Trips decides what I do
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>>676130073

Cook her some nice organical eggs
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Nothing
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Something
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Take pics and post em
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>>676130437
This
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>>676130377
>>676130433
>both hella shit

Post boobs + timestamp then we talk
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put a blanket over her and turn off the light
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Go outside and reevaluate your life
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>>676130594
massage her scalp
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Shit on her
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>>676130664
So close
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Hide her clothes
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>>676130437
Rolling
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Use all of her makeup
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Kill her
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Draw a face on her ass
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>>676130073
do a backfilp on her face
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>>676130594
this
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Run away from your house and never return
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Pour fresh coffee on her
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Sharpie some buck teeth on her
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Make it dubs anon
Also spresd her anus
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hit her in the face with a shovel.
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Scream REEEEEEEEEEE as long and as long as humanly possible
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>>676130073
post tits and timestamp. then sharpie in the pooper
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>>676130966
OP here
There's been a lot of dubs so far
Hell even you are
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Take pics and post with timestamp
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Fuck her and shit on her face
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>spresd her anus
>spresd her anus
>spresd her anus
>spresd her anus
>spresd her anus
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>>676131043
reroll
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Shave some of her hair off
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Kick her in the face
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>>676131048
Do this faggot
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>>676131004
157?
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>>676131116
YES
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>>676130437
Roll
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trips for kill her...
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>>676131048
This
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Drink bleach
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>>676131169
newfag
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delete thread
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>>676131116
Check em
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>>676131116
Oh man this
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Make video of her as you stick in her
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333=stab her
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>>676131048
Pls
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Shove a potato up her vag but never mention it
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Post nudes of her with timestamp
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>>676131325
this, stab her.
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>>676130073
call cops, tell them you raped her
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finger her butt.
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take a picture of her naked body 444 get
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>>676131325
Why not. Roll
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>>676131403
do this
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SODOMISATION INCOMING BOYS
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Kill yourself
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>>676130437
Rolling again
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Sharpie some buck teeth on her
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Go to the pet store, buy a snake/huge spider/scorpion, and let it loose on her
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Drink some water and go to bed
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>>676131540
r u okay?
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post pictures of your dick
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>>676131438
roll
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Bareback her and post a picture of her creampied pussy here.
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Nothing
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fuck her right in the pussy
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!!! OP IS FAGGOT !!!
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OP here
Someone hurry up and get trips, I think she's starting to wake up
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>>676131438
roll 4 rape
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Show us the pussy with timestamp
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suck your own dick pickle
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drive her to a getto hood and leave her there
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give her a cuddle
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Stare at her creepily until she wakes up
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>>676131782
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lick her butthole.
888
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Pick her up and body slam her onto a table
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>>676131782
this
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Delete System32
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>>676131782
show us
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Shit on her face with a timestamp
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video fingering her
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light her on fire?
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Pick her up and body slam her onto a car
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Leave her
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>>676131999
THIS
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>>676131999
OP here
congrats
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>>676131999
winrar
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>>676131999
Winrar
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>>676131999
Oh.
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>>676131999
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>>676131999
WINRAR
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>>676131438
roll
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>>676131999
Sweeeettt
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Put shoe on head
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>>676131999
good lord
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>>676131999
FUCKING GOD WINNER
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OP here again
I'm not that strong and she's starting to wake up
I'll give it a shot though
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>>676132131
Fuck yes OP
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Quads for second action?
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just cook her some eggs, when she wakes up say: "you must eat this"
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>>676132131
does anybody really think this will happen?
just light her on fire and be done with it.
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OP here
I tried
She woke up
Fun while it lasted
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>>676132131
>my girlfriend's a fat moose
Typical, should've just stabbed her op
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>>676132440
rip thread
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>>676132440
How far did you get?
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>>676132461
No, she's average weight. I'm just weak as shit.
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>>676132501
To the door at least
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>>676131397

This
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>>676132440
OP you're a fucking faggot and you didn't deliver kys
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>>676132514
>Average weight for an American
OK OP, just go back to licking the sweat out of her morbidly obese ass crack.
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>>676132743
Get quads and I will
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>>676132777
Trips tells the truth.
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>>676132777
Checked

Also not american
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>>676132777
Deliver that OP
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Fuck, i'll stay till I get quads.
But then you are going to fucking body slam her on a damn car.
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>>676130306
this

Make sure you boil them and keep them shelled tho
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Roll [2]
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Roll [3]
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Quads let's go
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Coming up soon
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Oh shit
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Come on
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Shit
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put a sharpie in her butt. post results
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I fuckin missed it
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>>676134509
reroll
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