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there has been a report of dubs in this area, if you show me

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there has been a report of dubs in this area, if you show me your singles you are free to go
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>>676126102
No dubs here officer
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thanks officer i'll be on my way now
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>>676126230
have a nice day
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fuck the police.
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>>676126216
That was a close one
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>>676126433
u are gonna have to come with me to the police station sir
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>>676126102
Bye now
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i has no dubs faggot
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policers are pigs and newfag retards
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>>676126600
show me that little asshole of yours
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oi oi i swear i have me no doubles
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>>676126501
No I just got away
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Oh you pull me over just because im a nigga huh?
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>>676126102
i'm innocent, i swear!
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Pardon me, officer
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fuck you pig
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No dubbies here sir
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Since I'm white I have a 9/10 chance to be innocent. RNGesus take the wheel.
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>>676126102
can we speed this up i really have to poo
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>>676126968
I have Leukemia, I want to go to Harvard and get a masters. Thanks asshole
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>>676127171
7171
71 dubs
WEEWOOOOWEEEWOOO
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there's no weed in the car, i swear
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>>676126102
We'll my singles are in my trunk so I'll need a warrant officer.
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Sorry officer I seem to be missing my singles
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I'm not black you can't arrest me
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Fuck the police
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>>676126102
but that guy over there got quads >>676120000
you should be more worried about him
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Dubs, where?
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Sure officer, here is my singles...
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>>676127477
Im gonna need you to step out of the vehicle sir
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>>676127563
LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE
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>>676126102
am i being detained?
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You cant take me in, im a cop!!
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>>676126102
Nothing to hide here
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But officer, you're dubs
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no dubs here sr.
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>>676127989
I find that hard to believe sir
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>>676126102
I dindu nuffin officah
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>>676126102

Do trips count?
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Here's my moment, he doesn't suspect a thing.
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>>676128177
watch out!
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No officer, I'm not dubs, I'm trips
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>>676126102
Here you go officer!
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aight aight
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What seems to be the officer, problem
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>>676126102
You can't do anything to me. I'm not breaking any laws!
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Am I being detained?
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>>676128177
See, ain't gonna do shit.
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>>676129422
Yes sir, right this way
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>>676129422
Yes, sir

Please step out of the vehicle
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>>676126102
eat dick copper
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>>676126600
>>676127477
>>676128177
>>676129422
>>676129577
You are all under arrest for the possesion of dubs
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fuck :)
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>>676126102
Uhhh fuck... I got all this spaghetti I'm my pockets and weed smoke in my lungs(exhales) but no dubs.
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>>676126102
Check 'em, occifer.
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>>676129609
I ain't going down without a fight, fuck the police.
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>>676129799
wew
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May I go about my business sir?
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>>676126102
no dubs here officer
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>>676126102
Fuck u nigga, I know my rights nigga, black lives matter nigga
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i just rolled trips so im headed off for life. stay strong fellow dubbers and trippers. good times await.
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I have a reasonable explanation, officer. It's an emergency, I have to get medicine to the local hospital.
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>>676130688
say that to the judge. fucking scum bag

(my painting my daughter made for me to bring to work. )
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fuck tha powlic
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no dubs here officer
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>>676126102
Hola no tengo los dubs, okay?
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Just cruising by..
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>>676130688
Sir, I'm going to need your license and registration please.
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>>676126102
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FUCK THE POLICE
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>>676131171
Here you go, officer.
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I'm forever single
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I from the bird refuge and i have our own made up rights so fuck you dirty fed peon!!! Btw, we need more supplies, ran out of dildos again....
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>>676126102
no dubs officer
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Dubs? ugh what dubs?..
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>>676131470
Sir, step out of the vehicle. We're going to do a sobriety test to determine if you're under the influence...

10-24 - Male seems to be under the influence of possible alcohol or drugs...
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Ur mum fggit lel xddddddddddddd
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>>676126102
Ain't no dubs in here officer.
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n-no dubs here officer
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Here officer
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>>676132420
Wow 420
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Nothing here but a shipment of CP, officer. Yes sir, delicious cheese pizza. I'm a delivery boy.
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>>676127225
faggot
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No dubs in here sir. Clean for two months sir.
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I never have dub ossifer.
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I'm allowed to have these dubs officer
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Nothing to see here
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>>676132633
Sir I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the vehicle
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>>676132633
Nu uh nigga
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>>676132756
Please sir! They aren't mine I swear! I swear that's all!
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i swear is not crack
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>>676132876
Tell that to trips
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Thank you, now if you'll excuse me, I have a train to catch
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I left my dubs at home, none here.
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>>676132944
The tables have turned
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>>676132944
SHIT
ITS A SETUP
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No dubs here pig, only trips.
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>>676133066
DOUBLE TURNED
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>>676132744
10-11 in progress...

Sir, please shut off your car and present me your license and registration; don't make this any more difficult than it needs to be.
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just try to stop me
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>>676133066
>>676133089
OH FUCK
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Dubs!! Haven't seen any, I'll let ya know if I see anything suspicious.
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Officer.
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>>676133199
GET OUT OF THE VEHICLE SIR
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>>676132944
>>676133066
>>676133199
10-24 requesting backup, can't handle all of these on my own...
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Please officer, my wife is in labor!
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Fuck the police coming straight from the underground
A young nigga got it bad cause I'm black
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Here you officer go
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>>676133289
close call there, Officer Dick.
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>>676126102
Here you go sir.
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You can't prove I have dubs, and you know it.
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>>676133289
You won't take me alive.
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>>676126102
Aint got shit bru
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>>676126102
check em prison
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No dubs here officer
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>>676126102

Good afternoon officer... Don't check the trunk
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triips
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Fuck the police.
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alright faggots let me go
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dindu nuffin
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i am aftraid you got the wrong person office
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do we get arrested for trips
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guilty as charged
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fuck ya nigger boy im a keep on rolling
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No dubs here.
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Fuck you bacon bits
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no dubs here
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AM I BEING DETAINED?
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FUCK YOU NIGGER
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Just act natural...
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im clean officer
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>>676133733
PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM
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>>676126102
no dubs here officer
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i don't have any singles on me, will these quads work?
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>>676133289
10-23 backup arrived at scene
>>676133606
10-32 Pepe with gun
10-78 requesting assistance
10-52 requesting ambulance

Pepe, drop the gun or we'll be forced to take lethal action!
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You'll never get me alive!!!
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Am I beeing detained or am I free to leave Sir?
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vote for trump!
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>>676126102
Nothing to see here
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Only quality singles my friend.
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I'd like to speak to my lawyer.
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>>676134336
You're free to go, thank you for being a law abiding citizen.
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dubs are for faggots! Do I look like a faggot to you?
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>>676126102
shit you got me
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>>676134766
You know the drill, please shut off your vehicle and present me with your license and registration Sir.
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Dubs? hell naw.
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>>676134925
officer I swear those dubs aren't mine!
Only faggots have dubs!
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>>676134925
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME YOU FUCKING PIG. AHAHAHHahahahdskasdhf klaSDFKLJASDKLVB
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>>676134766
Yes you do, hands in the air dirtbag! Father Alexander Anderson is taking you to the Vatican for having homosexual dubs.
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>>676134622
Thank you Mister Hauptwachtmeister, Sir!
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>>676134766
yes. yes you do
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Can..can I go now officer? I don't have any dubs! I swear!
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Nope
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>>676135041
Sir, it doesn't matter about your: sexuality, ethnicity, nationality, or race. Everyone is treated equal and is expected to follow our law's.

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step out of your vehicle.
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dubs, what ever do you mean?
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>>676134766
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>>676135097
No gods or kings, only men.
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>>676135498
Aye, I get it.
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No Dubs here
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>>676135766
fucking lying ass sack of shit
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No dubs here.
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Get rekt copper. I has only trips.
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Nothing to see here officer haha
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>>676126102
I'll tell you if I see them.
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>>676126433
>>676126600
>>676128177
>>676129422
>>676129799
>>676132533
>>676132633
>>676132944
>>676133066
>>676133199
>>676134577
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me?

You're all being arrested for the possession of illegal dubs.
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>>676126102

What seems to be the officer, problem?
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Check em
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>>676136466
please resist faggot <3
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Owdy m8 faawwynnee mornin we got ere
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>pic related officer
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>>676126102
here you go
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Nothing here officer bye fag
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>>676126102
i have no dubs officer, that would be illegal
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Sure officer, no dubs here.
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check my testicles, sir.
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>>676138999
Oshit
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i have dubs and a gun, wtf you gonna do pig?
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>>676139069
dubs are in the trunk?
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fuck the police, no justice no peace !
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>>676138999
You got a permit for those trips?
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Fuck da po po
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I have nothing to hide and nothing to lose officer.
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These droids are not for sale if you want them.
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>>676138999

Have fun in prison, bud.
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not a problem officer
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FUCK THE POLICE
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I'm white officer. Go away
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>>676138999
you must be a nigger
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*bats eyelashes*
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>>676139203
let me check
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>>676127192
Nice bullshit story, now go achieve it, faggot.
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Officer, do I look like the type of person to have dubs?
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Not a problem officer.
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>>676140033
I regret nothing.
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>>676140033
double truble, sir. Get out.
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Is there an officer problem?
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Thats my singles
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Not me
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That catch me riding dirty
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Im clean as the sky in the summer
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not me
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>>676138999
You dont have testicles kek
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dubs, what dubs?
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>>676140255
>>676140311
Get on your knees and put your hands behind you head! Now!
Requesting backup, I have a 55-11
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Wat is dub office?
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fuck me and check em
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Only a shit ton of cocaine, my good friend
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naw, i have some emems though
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>>676126102
I dindu nuffin
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umm, here you go officer.
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K then i'll follow
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I aint seen no dubs
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fuck off
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dubs are for niggers
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Sir i need to pick up my kid
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I-I'm not high officer.
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>>676142377
I'm sorry, Jesus. You'll have to come with me.
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>>676126102
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>>676142377
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>>676134622
Looks like we got a dirty cop here
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>>676126102
You'll never find my dubs
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>>676136466
Die in the name of Allah corrupt infidels
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Ociffer singles i swar
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free to go
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allahu akbar
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I'm innocent
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I aint skerd of no POPO
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Whoa! Isnt it against my right to do that? Let me just quick check it on Google.
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Only singles here officer
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I'll be on my way officer. No dubs here
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I don't wanna go to jail!
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>>676143044
You are to be incarcerated
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>>676143288
So are you
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Have a look officer, just singles here
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>>676143626
Phew, see?
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ftp
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TIME TO GET OUTTA HERE!
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