TO BE ONE MILE HIGH
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TO BE ONE MILE HIGH
>>676124198
but dad left years ago
good bye chicken man
>>676123781
bet you have a cute willy
>>676124102
post
>>676124150
i think if you handle it appropriately it can be a good way
>>676124454
well how do I do that
>>676124403
That's why you get yourself a new one.
>>676124454
I can't.
I'm gonna go shower and stick things in my butt now though.
>>676124548
psh they dont grow on trees
>>676124454
Its gross
>>676124541
i suppose by not being like overly creepy, like there's a good balance you have currently with the fun psuedoroleplaying, but if you pushed it farther or harder it might come off poorly.
>>676124854
i bet it's cuuute
>>676124600
pics, vids, webms
>>676125033
maybe I should like
corner them in steam chats with friendly conversation
while occasionally being forward
wear them down I guess
>>676124664
I'll grow something for you.
>>676125339
okra? i really want to grow some so I can fry it
>>676125511
Have you ever had fried okra before?
>>676125249
Its like 2cm and crusty.
>>676125731
mmmm yes
>>676125807
There's a BBQ chain around here that serves it. I get that and waffle fries every time I go.
>>676126033
BBQ sounds good right now.
>>676126033
fuck yeah. its not popular here at all. its hard to find in the market too. makes me sad. I dont even know if I can grow it here. its so cold and wet here
>>676126143
I haven't had BBQ in years.
>>676124240
>plastic gun with metal firing pin
>explodes in your hand
get coked up and kill people with a bat you faggot.
>>676126143
BBQ always sounds good.
>>676126188
Yeah, it needs to be warm for okra.
>>676126252
We can try and find some then.
>>676126554
sounds good to me~
>>676125281
i think that path leads to sadness
>>676125745
a cuuute tiny cock
>>676126455
i cri for my not okra
>>676127207
do you know a path that doesn't
>>676127330
I cry for not having my hunnibuns to snuggle.
>>676127641
hunnibuns are sticky though. you woud get all sticky from hugging one
>>676126305
I'm pretty sure that's just a suicide gun, made for firing once into the side of the head to kill the target immediatly, not to kill anyone else that the wielder.
>>676127437
a few, but they are brambled and hard to fin
the best gfur image ever imo
>>676128739
maybe
>>676125249
none of the above
horse cock was on the menu tonight
snarf make me okra
>>676128722
wont work without a barrell/ chamber
Going to sleep. Goodnight.
>>676130225
No okra for you. Only pain.
>>676130854
i suffer
>>676128739
eh, I cant fap to powfooo porn since I regularly check their tumblrs
>>676128739
spurt blub gush glrt fsk baft granch malt echleer faltstont quarmarsch yeotghleflenchle
>>676131725
its the tongue mixed with the rest
I have a huge oral thing
it is DISGUSTING
p-post the rest of that comic also
>>676131725
BLRB BLUB
>>676131836
i love intense frenching
>>676131843
i'll blub you, bub
>>676131836
bet you kiss boys you fgt
>>676131896
frenching is <3<3<3<3
>>676131840
it is not completely done I think!
but that one page is a week of fap material for me I swear
>>676132421
i did not know powafoo drew such uh hardcore shit
but also like the rest of being everything previous
>>676132532
it is the second comic to the thief and the traveler, and imo much better
thought there is a GRILL in it
>>676132730
powafoo seems to have improved a lot
even though he still draws nutsacks as one circle
and that isn't to say he was bad before
why does big black wolf man suddenly just fucking destroy rape the kid?
>>676132832
do you want me to dump comic
or put it in imgur and give you
>>676133081
IMGUR because i am going to bed almost immediately
>>676133139
gimme like 5 minutes
good night heathens
>>676133588
nighta
>No one will ever lay on you and fall asleep.
life is suffering, nibs
bye nibbler, kisses
>>676128886
I'd love to be taken like that! Or like this.
>>676134806
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/917198/ff56763aa1/
you know you dont have to reupload right
>>676135091
2 late
he went to bed after I sent it
>>676135359
never lucky
tfw I get called gay jokingly on everyday basis but nobody still knows
>get called gay
Im not gay...
>Okay where is gf
I just dont have attraction to anyone
>>676141177
RenRen was talking about how much he missed you.
he was lieing, I bet
>>676141439
renren was around?
Hi para
who is frosh
and whats his D taste like
>>676142698
Hello
>>676142728
Yesterday he was, yeah. Or earlier today, however you want to take it.
>>676143318
did he say anything else?
>>676143131
Frosh is my bf
And it tastes like rainbows
>>676143318
Kaybe
night faggots
>>676143422
No, he said mentioned missing you in the context of a conversation I've forgotten, then I said "Nobody likes Riley, not even Riley likes Riley," which I remember was the setup of a joke, but the thread was deleted and I forgot the punchline.
>>676143673
That's my name, don't wear it out. But do use it occasionally to keep it in proper working order.
>>676143733
Night.
>>676143808
Gaybe
>>676143733
goodnight
>>676143736
interesting, nice that you remember that joke though, do share if you remember the punchline
>>676143914
That is not my name, feel free to wear it out.
>>676143945
You can count on me to totally maybe remember it sometime.
>>676144137
better than nothing
would you be able to say roughly how long ago this was?
>>676144137
You don't like that name?
>>676144228
It was probably like, 9 am - 1 pm 3/26/2016
>>676144273
It's just not mine, that's all. I'd hate to tread on the toes of all the real Gaybes out there.
>>676144502
* and it is now 7:28 am 3/27/2016
>>676130500
that looks like a .50 cal
have you seen what a bullet that size can do outside of a barrel? it doesn't need a barrel to break through your skull
>>676144502
oh that makes a bit more sense
rrr
>>676130500
checked.
>>676145006
>>676145408
bbb
aaa
rrr
fff
>>676145484
barfsnarf
>>676145408
back to the kitchen with you
>>676145703
don't treat me like that bitch
>>676145784
I'm not your bitch
bitch
>>676145817
I'll squeeze you into submission
>>676145943
Y-you can't squeeze anything out of me!
>>676146146
I think I can squeeze a lot out of you. Multiple times.
>>676146146
we're going to turn you into one cock thirsty little bitch boi
>>676146234
N-no.
No you can't.
Not a single drop!!
>>676146360
leave immediately
>>676146360
He's mine, faggot
>>676146456
I can. In more ways than one.
>>676146456
kek is the little aspie shut in mad? :^)
>>676146592
Of course he is.
>>676146592
>>676146556
what he said
>>676146556
PROVE IT
protip you cant
>>676146886
you too shut up (dont)
>>676147079
Lmao you never had sex in your life or went to a party did you?
Happy Easter fellas
>>676147079
I'm getting mixed messages here. How can our relationship be strong if it is built upon an unsteady foundation?
This thread is awesome guys, it makes me feel so much better about myself seeing how pathetic and lonely you all are lol
>>676147453
HappEaster
>>676147632
Aww, you're welcome, man!
>>676147301
this guy
right here
yeah, i haven't, im a very lonely person in fact, you should pity me
>>676147768
I guess I should rabbit dump for the occasion?
Also how you doin?
>>676147768
*kisses anon passionately* hmu when you're looking for someone more eager and willing to please ;)
>>676147937
Good as anything.
Dead tired. I was dead tired eight hours ago too, but I haven't been sleepy. So here I am.
>>676148181
I actually hate fags a lot, but thank you for the offer!
>>676148397
Same, actually. I've been working super duper hard for the past 3 weeks, on the schedule every single day. I was so tired that I didn't even stay up last night even though I have today off, but just went straight to bed at 6pm. Now I just woke up an hour ago, but I feel like I didn't sleep at all.
Kill me.
>>676148619
I wish I could. I really do.
>>676148903
You're a true friend
>>676148903
>>676149088
You'd make a wonderful relationship together
>>676149254
Make? We're already there, baby.
>>676149324
Oh! Congratulations! Not cynical!
>>676149432
l-lewd
>>676149576
L-lewd is my middle name.
Middle and Third name....?
What's the status of hyphens in names? Do they turn one name into two?
Either way, lewds be to you friendo.
>>676149748
Don't encourage Frosh, he'll be up the wall for hours.
>>676149940
Good, maybe he'll find a perch up there or something.
>>676149748
Is the human's name on this picture Dowski, maybe?
>>676149940
I'm not wearing a suit today
>>676150101
That is one accurate file name.
>>676150153
The human's name is Nomozumi I guess.
I refuse to believe that you're not in your birthday suit.
>>676150153
No idea. I should know these things, but I'd say sure, his name is whatever you'd like it to be.
Fag.
>>676150359
Probably how every kid's first craigslist adventure goes. Just.......much thinner.
I leave to shove horse and wolf dildos up my faggot ass, and this thread hasn't 404'd or cap'd.
Wow
And quick reading some of the faggotrie, not all.
Good thread for humpsy bunny day so far
>>676150589
Maybe not EVERY kid.
>>676150706
Did you send Snarf any pictures?
>>676150359
I think Nomonuzi is the artist's name.
Either way, I'm asking because it looks very similar to my friend's OC, so I'm curious.
>>676150433
You're the fag, I'm just an innocent boy
>>676150836
I'm pretty damn sure EVERY kid.
They're just not willing to admit it.
>>676150851
An innocent fag, maybe, but a fag nonetheless.
>>676151056
Maybe I'm straight.
>>676124240
>can't tell if image is a joke
That wouldn't penetrate the cap, a firing pin has enough spring tension to run your finger through.
>>676150851
Nomozuni is the character's name, the artist is still Redrusker. He has separate accounts and stuff for the human stuff I believe. http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Red_Rusker
>>676151056
You're probably right.
>>676151205
You're probably wrong.
>>676150836
No.
I do it in the shower to clean up the mess fast and easy. And its old so nothing to hold cell to take pics anyway.
Plus dat faggot isn't committing to me, So he doesn't get any.
>>676151439
That's the same reason I poop in the shower.
Not committing to you? My word.
>>676151248
Don't you "probably" me, I know all about probabilities and its math. I could calculate how probable it is for every single one of you to be a homo, but I won't. I could, but I won't.
>>676151205
>>676151248
This guy gets it.
>>676151662
Truly what I am feeling right now could only be awe.
>>676151718
You're probably right.
>>676151646
He no prep his rump for me to hump. So he whine like virgin bitch he is. Nor won't he bite the pillow and take it.
No job for months.
Quite annoying
>>676151936
Sounds tense. Does he know he's in the doghouse?
>>676152096
Nagg him about it everytime we spend time together. But his pc seems more important than me.
Doesn't help our sex life that I'm a bottom too and his injury has him limp dick.
>>676152504
What injury?
Pic related
>>676152504
That sucks. I know he feels bad about not having a job, maybe he's in a bit of a rut.
I forget, did he say it was a back injury? That may be way off.
Not it
>>676152647
>>676152800
Back injury with some of the nerves. He toke boner pills his doc gave him. But it doesn't work to well.
He's applied at one. He's to lazy to fill the rest out and turn in. Or not interested in communiting to a job.
I take a train to work everyday to work at the airport.
>>676153254
Well that really sucks.
A bit of a crummy situation for you at the moment.
>>676153590
>>676153590
>>676153590
>>676153590
I got you kaybe
