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kinda having a hard time
gonna green text something thats been bugging me
>freshmen year of higschool
>just moved from cali to shit tier idaho
>shitisnotcash.jpeg
>have a few "friends" but honestly they are just people to sit around with at lunch
>joined both choir and acting to try and branch out
>becoming semi populer in those clicks but have to pretend to be this normal guy when im actually a fucking weeb
>nobody suspected me because i dressed well
>prob an 8/10 at the time
>excircise for acting warm up one day
>have to say a word with the same letter in your name
> "loud linda" "savage sam" ect
>its my turn so i say "acrobatic anon"
>shits boring as fuck
>gets to this one kid with really long hair, not ungroomed or gross just long
>kids about average height, wearing a sweater and some black jeans, skinny and good looking face
>easily a 9/10
> he says "tricky tristin" in this really small gentle voice
>idk but i rember his name
>later during lunch when im with my "friends"i see tricky tristin standing by himself holding his binder
>thought it was weird he was by himslef but whatev
>half a year goes by and every day during lunch he was by himself
>im still genually unhappy with my school life, cant really talk about anything i really like
> one day see that tristin isint standing in his usual spot
>thatsweird.jpeg
>go over and see that his binder is somethig that would change my life forever
cont?
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>>676123697
go ahead op
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>>676123888
my trips demand it
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continue
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>>676123888
oooh
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>>676123697
I'm listening
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Op pls
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>>676123697

dat cliffhanger doe

bumping
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please keep going
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losing intrest op type faster and pretype your shit from now on
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Do it
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>>676123697
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>tricked
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>>676124555
Checked
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come on man tell us the fucking story
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>>676124790
>>676124790

LOOKIN GOOD ALMOST DONE
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>OP finds gay furry porn in binder
> starts fucking tricky tristan
>OP is faggot
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>OP walks the dinosaur
>OP is fag
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>>676123697
You better finish this ship, OP. BTW, check 'em.
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>>676123697
let's go OP
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>>676125148
nice singles faggot mine are better
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board
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if trips this is now a GET thread
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yet another thread where op doesnt pretype saged go fuck yourself op
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Rip op you will not be missed, fgt
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>>676123697
>no way
>no fucking way
>my jaw hangs loose as i gaze upon the foundation of the next three years of my life
> inside the plastic sleeve of his binder is a cut out of panty and stockings
>im fucking diamonds for this anime
>i look around
>mostly because i don't want people to associate me with animoo
>see one of my "friends" about to approch me
>quickly divert my eyes from the binder
>shit was close
>next day in acting eyeballing the fuck out of tricky tristin
>litterally observing every move he makes
> that day during lunch i lied to my :friends" that i was staying in for class to redo a quiz
>" ahh! we will miss you annon!"
>lurk around and wait for tristin to show up to his ussual spot
>shows up like 12 mins later
>go over in my head and try of think of a good opening line
thought of the casuly approach
> "hey man. my names annon, we have acting together."
> no that's lame
> "dude i love panty and stockings!"
>dont want to admit that im a fuckking weeb
>takes forever but when i finally come up with a good introduction line he fucking walks away
>fuckme.jpeg
>so i did something else
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>>676125582
POST FASTER FAG
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>>676125582
Learn to type autism faggot, what do you type like 3 letters a minute
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>>676125705
YEAH, FAG, POST FASTER
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hurry the fuck up OP
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PRE TYPE
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>>676125582
>what the fuck am i doing
> find myself lurking on FB to try and find him later that night
> where the hell is this kid
>cant find his name anywhere
>search for litteral hour
>i give up and decide to just talk to him tomorrow
>wakeup
> lunch comes around and he is nowhere to be insight
>???
decide to wait till tomorrow
>again hes not there
>nigga what?
>tristin dosint show up for acting for like 4 days
>im confused as all hell
>ask my acting teacher if she knows whats up
> "oh no annon, im not sure where he is. i didint know you two were friends though!"
>yeah me neither
>i ask around, talked to allot of the teachers
>nobody knows shit
>finally ask his counselor (everybody is appointed one based on their last name)
>she says she dosint really know
>im about to just give up
> she does give me his adress though
> "check on him annon?"
>he lives close to me
>fuck i guess why not
> school ends and i make my way to his house, its a 30 min walk but im to invested not to go
this is where shit really gets interesting
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I'm staying i don't have anything to do. But please finish the story
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>>676123697
If that pic is of you just go kys, you will always be a virgin anyways
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bumping because OP is slow faggot
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23 years old
22$ an hour working part time to get through my economics degree. Mostly doing graveyard shift.
Play guitar and nostalrius on my free time. In all honesty, I'm e pretty boring guy.
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Parap pa pa pa I'm bumping it
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bumping w/ shitting dog
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>>676127027
Wrong thread
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>>676126615
>reach his house
>its an old looking house in an even older looking neighborhood
>i noticed that there were so street lamps anywhere
>ghetto.jpeg
>walk up to the front door and knock
>wonder exactly what the hell im supposed to say
>wait for 30 seconds and no responce
>knock again
> nadda
>seriously
> look around the house and see that they have a back gate
>consider jumping it
>"isisnt that like, breaking a law?"
>almost leave
> get halfway down the street when i hear the smallest voice in the entire world
>"hey"
>i turn around and then i see him
i regret going to see him so much
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Aaaaand now they're re fans together
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>>676127249

no shit but its about the story time faggot.
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Cont op?
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>>676127601
Op has cancer, give him time
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>>676127412
I only have so many years left faggot.
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>>676127236
hurry up u inconsistent fag
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>>676127717
amen you fucknugget
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>>676127687
Cancer?

What, cancer in his fucking hands. There better be a fucking tumor in both of his fucking carpals. Honestly, he types like 4wpm.

This faggot needs TypeRacer.
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>>676127776
Ohhhh shiit
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Damn I'm interested now .... Way to go candyass op
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>>676127236
My mom is calling me for bed, hurry the fuck up.. Primary school still expels cunts like me that turn up late.
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>>676127875
plot twist, he has no hands
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>>676127875

kek
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>>676127236
Him.. Its a fucking chick and youre acting like a pure virgin. Stop shaking and fucking type.. finish this made up shit faggot
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>>676127236
> "umm...wht were you at my house?"
>fuck why was i at his house
>feel this nervous tension as i scramble for some sort of an explanation
> gives me this curious look
>idk why but my autistic brain sludged out
>"i love pantys to"
>shitshitshit
> "no no not like pantys pantys but panty and stockings!!!"
>consider just turning back and swapping schools
>he laughs at me quietly
>"im more of a stockings kind of guy myself"
>what
>i laugh
>he laughs
> we stand in silince for a bit and then he invites me inside his house
>the place looks really fucking cool
>there are tiki heads and cool artwork hung up on the walls
>lots of cool decorations and things of the sort
> we sit on his couch and work my way up to talking to him
> "hey...so why haven't you been at school in the past few days? your counselor wanted me to check up on you"
my heart dropped when he spoke up
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>>676127236
This is going to be some requiem for a dream shit.. no no no no nope... ASS TO ASS
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>>676128320
>"Anon I'm just a figment of your imagination. You've been in a coma for 10 years. Wake up."
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Bumararumpump
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>>676128499
Im happy with this ending. I am off to bed- Fuck you op.
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>>676128499
Stfu you fucking faggot
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>>676128499
>I swear to god
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Bump for
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>>676128320

how do you fucking type this slow nigger?
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>>676128320
> " my ex girlfriend tried to kill herself last week:
>"....oh"
>he sort of jast sat there with this solemn expression and i had no idea what to say
>we sat in stale silince for what felt like forever
>"sorry, that was a big thing to just drop"
> he tries to laugh it off but holy shit
> "no um,.. my bad, i can see why you havent gone to school in a while"
>idk how to talk about this shit
>" so annon, you like panty and stockings?"
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>>676128888
Nice quads But the story is over Faggot
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>>676128982

we will see
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>>676128929
is this real or fake?????

seems to be to short a chunk of text compared to OP's average size

and OP doesn't type with a space before the QUotation marks, nice try, guy

" you type like this faggot "

"op types like this, he's also a faggot but he doesn't type like you"
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>>676128929
with gartbelt?
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>>676128929
keep going mate
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>>676129222
is fake see>>676129198
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>>676128982
see >>676128929
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>>676123697
>still uses the phrase "shit is cash"
>kills self
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>>676129502

shit is cash is cash nigga
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>>676129387
:^( Guess im a Faggot
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>>676129634
that fire yo
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>>676129715
Someone fucking explain why green text is yellow sometimes
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>>676129792

it only shows up yellow if your a newfag
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>>676129198
>4chan Sherlock
>incredibly autistic and fucks hobos and Street urchins
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>>676129792
It took a few lessons from tumblr annd now it identifies as both green and yellow
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>>676129871
>kek
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>>676128929
>we talk for two whole hours about anime
>weeb shit and fucking vida
>hes got god tier tase
> im talking smash bros, EVA, cowboy B
>hes legit
>before i know it hes shinning my ass in melee
> we debate on weather the rebuilds of EVA or better than the orig
>its a good argument
>before i know it its night time and moms telling me to go home
>dont want to leave, having the best night in my whole life
>tristin walks me home
>we talk about all the figurines we would buy if we had cash
>all of my fucking weeb is oozing out at this point
> tell him that im saving up for a vita to get the remake of persona 4
> "HOLY SHIT ANNON ME TO"
>FUCK
>we both go crazy in the parking lot for persona
> we bounced like idiots
> i thought to myself
> "this is it. this is my new best friend"
i wish i never brought up persona
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>>676129990
Why cause you made a social link?
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>>676129990

your cliffhanger attempts are getting shittier and shittier
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>>676130200

i see what you did thar
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>>676129990
Hey /B/ XD Local new Fagster Here cant Belive Op was off by 1 XD XD
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>>676128929
seriously what is making you take forever to type, are you literally dying as you type faggot? If you die in the middle of this story I will personally dig up your grave and dump your body in this long haired faggots house and demand the rest of the story from him.. fuck me maybe i might even get the truth
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>>676129792
Hue Hue hue
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>>676129945
un drerrrateed
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Please don't suck OP.
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>>676130201
lol
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Fucking bump.

This is why you pre write shit.
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>>676129945
Cackled audibly
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>>676129945
Top lel
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fuck sake you cuck hurry up
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>>676129990
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
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I heard dat nigga hooked on drugs
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>>676129945
It actually doesn't identify as any color at all, you fuckhead cis
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>I'm just a poor boy from a poor family.
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>>676130864
AMEN you coon-faced-fuck
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I cant believe i read this whole thing only for you to be as slow as you are op. Shit story, kill yourself.
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>>676131104
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>>676129655
All good, faggot friend.
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>>676131094
>Ezi cum ezi ho
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>I wish I never brought up persona

Always leading us on wit dis last little sentence at the end of each section of greentext slightly dissapointing us a little each time. Overall lookingredients good doe 7.5/10 so far
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>>676129990
> we reach my house and echange numbrs
>" ill see you tomorrow at school dude"
> i say that as i close the dorr
> smlile for an hour straight
>thrilled to finally have somebody i can finally be myself with
>whip out my phone to text him when i finally realize
his ex still tried to kill herself
>oh yeah...
>feel like an ass literally did nothing to help him
>wonder if hes okay
>i question to call him
>but he calls me first
>we talk about more weeb shit and decide that we are both getting a vita and p4golden for christmas that year
>its a plan
>from then on we are best buddys
>all my fake friends stopped hanging around me because i spent so much time with tristin
>contless friday night are spent drinking soda and playing vida
> we laughed and laughed about the dumbes things
>i didint care i loved it
> he became my family
> i never had a dad growing up and my mother was a phsco so i avoided her
>my home became tristins friendship
>happiest moments of my entire life
> Christmas rolls around and we both get p4g
>make a comptition to see who can beat the game on the hardest difaculty first
>fuck yeah
>spend night after night grinding in dungeons
>slacking in school because lack of sleep
>dont care, have to keep up with tristin
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I refuse to go to bed because I need to know what happens. F u OP
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>I wish I never brought up persona

Twist = Tristin is Jared Fogle
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>>676131398
> i never had a dad growing up

nigger detected
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>>676131398
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>>676131465
same problem here, damn your arthritic typing op
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>>676131465
Nothing interesting probably, go to bed
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>>676131187
>>
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>>676123697
Is this a fucking cringe thread you faggot
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I'm going to go and put things inside me and Jack it to yiff while I wait for OP's faggot ass to type faster
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>>676131398
>fast forward 2 weeks
>tristin gives me a call
>says that he beat persons
>i get uncontrollably mad and called him a cunt
>I tighten the noose and kill myself

How can I get over the fact that he finished the game before I did?
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>>676129990
>hes legit
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>>676131708
Fuck it you're right.

If the story's any good someone archive the thread. Peace.
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>>676131942

this better be fake
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>>676132242
I rushed the ending because my mom came into my room and told me to get to bed. Sorry guys I'll finish it tomorrow.
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>>676131398
>school year ends and i spend days at a time over at tristins
>we fuck around all day its great
>then tragedy happens
>his ex girlfriend attempts suicide again
>but this time it works
>he takes it really hard
>we were at the mall messing around when he got a call
>"hold up annon, getting a call"
>"who is it?'
>"molly"
>molly was friends with his ex, i kinda hated her
>she and trisitns ex are kinda sluts to say the least
>i would frequently ask him why he liked her
>said he just couldent stop loving her everytime we talked about
> i watch tristins eyes expand as hes liating on the phone
>he dropped his phone
>i watched it flop on the floor
>"dude what the hell?"
> i stare at him and he says nothing
>"tristins?'
>tears start gushing from his eyes
>oh no
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>>676132391
Thwarted by op, faggot get outta here.
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>>676131398
>Beat game on hardest difficulty during the school week
>Call Tristan in my weeb induced state of euphoria
>Tristan calls me Ashley
>My names anon, not Ashley.jar
>Tristan apologizes, said he just forgot.
>Awkard weebagers I guess.amirirte
>Talk about some weeb shit
>Go to bed
>Weeb up in bed, 4 AM
>Hair pulls on head pulls on my head
>Rub chest
>there's tits there.weeb
>And my wrist are bleeding
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
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>>676131942
Best post of the thread.
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>long story short we fuck each other now
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>>676132589
I like your style anon
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Dont know whats real or fake anymore, goodnight
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>>676132464
Haha
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>>676132396
kids are such fags these days

-its pretty cute though

kinda conflicted tbh
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>>676132391
>>676132464

samefagging this hard
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>>676131734
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>long story short I'm pregnant with tristins butt baby now
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OP give us more type faster pls
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>>676132467
MOAR
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>>676132735
Nice try samefag.
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OPs story is legit quite interesting pls finish
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>long story short, I never beat persona cause I was so busy with Tristans cock
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>>676132966

thats a good ending
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>long story short. OPs long story is quite short. He just types slow as fuck.
Are you using your phone OP?
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Op*s really a 62 year old grandma with arthritas and smokes mad 420.

This explains why he's so god cockin slow, fuckk.
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>>676132396
>i dont have to ask i already know
>he looses his shit
>hes screaming and slamming his hands on the ground
>"tristin!! tristin!!!"
>i dont think he heard me at all
>people are watching as he goes ape shit
>grab him by the shouldes
> "FUCK THIS FUCK ALL OF IT"
>try and pin him to the ground
>idk how but he over powered me
>took alot but i finally got him to the ground
>his limbs are flailing all over
>"TRISTIN FUCKING STOP IT"
>he sobs uncontrollably and i just try to hold him close
>he stops thrashing and i just hold him
>we sat in the mall surrounded by people
>I HATED ALL OF THEM
>my best friend is having a mental fucking breakdown and they are just watching?
> i see one faggot with his phone out and i fucking lost it
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Fuck this. I'll just leave the thread open and read it in the morning.
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>>676133229
You're fuckin cool man
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>>676123697
>from cali
>thinks ID is shit
confirmed faggot.
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>>676132396
>molly got a text from his ex the night before she killed herseld telling her to tell him that she was sorry
>I hug my best friend as he cries on my shoulder
>I look into his face and for reasons that I don't even know I kissed him
>he punches me in the jaw and walks away
>I just lost my best friend in the world because I kissed him
>it was then when I realized I was in love with tristin
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>>676133327
This is OP.
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i feel like op is cucking us all
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>>676133253
>But then I realized
>I'm a faggot who instead of letting another faggot fall apart like the normal people at the mall, i wanted to help him
Kys op
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Called it. OP = Faggot, who knew...
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>>676133327
Kys faggot
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>I loved him
>I sucked his cock all night long
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>>676133327
op is a fag
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>>676133253
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if OP left now that would just be perfect
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>>676132839
>Run to my moms bedroom
>"Ashely, you massive faggot!"
>beats me with a broom
>Gettin dizzy.pdf
>Bloods everyweeb!!!!
>Dad busily jerks off in bed
>Dad is also on phone with 911
>Go to hospital
>gettin ready to dinosaur
>they stitch up me wrist
>See Tristan the next day
>He is too nervous to talk to me, as I have not changed my clothes since my suicide attempt
>I think to myself "I hope he doesn't think this is menstrual fluids"
>Go home
>jerk off dad some more
>Cont?
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pls op i love you keep going
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>>676133327
You sure love taking your time don't you you fucking faggot
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>>676123697
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don't let thread die pls
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>>676133795
>after beating some dad meat I went to Tristan
>Sqauted on his face
>I took laxatives and ate tons of cake and spicy food
>Oh man that's a meaty shit.exe
>He totally weebs out
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WHAT?!?! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
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>>676133253
>grab the cunts phone and smash it on the ground
>" WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ASSHOLE"
>guys pissed, i just smashed his screen
>starts cussing at me
>idk what really happended but he left hooked me
>last thing i rember is falling on the mall floor
>wake up at home
> moms pissed at me for breaking the guys phone
> i could fucking care less
>lock myself in the room to avoid bitch mom
> call Tristan
no response
>i feel really worried
>call a shit ton of times
> nothing
>dont even think
> i burst out the door on my way to his house
> mom yells at me
> didnt care
>i run the whole way
> reach his door step with no air in my lungs and wobbly legs
> knock the door
>no response
>knock the door
nothing
> "tristin answer the door!"


.
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>Tristan fucks me in the ass
>my ass is really sore
>everybody walk the dinosaur
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>>676134175
Alright, you've got me hooked. But it's 5am so unless 9 of your fingers have been amputated, you need to type faster
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>>676134175
Anon, I want you to take a big meaty shit on his face. Where else is this story going??
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You are really try harding this faggot.
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>>676134209

Fuck Tristan, maaan
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he y fuxmead .y phone is dying and I an dtunk
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>Tristin's mom has got it goin' on
>She's all I want and I've waited for so long
>Tristin, can't you see you're just not the guy for me
>I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Tristin's mom
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I'm still really hoping Tristen is a chick in the end.
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>Tristan was cold on the ground by the time I found him. There was nothing I could do
>I repeatedly bummed his corpse.
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>>676134175
>his mom answers
>wherestristin.jpeg
>she tells me he slipped out and they cant find him
>fuck
>i run around the whole god damn city
>i check all the gas stations
>every singile street
> i even went back to the fucking mall
>cant find him
>find bitch mollys number through facebook and see if she knows something
>call her
> "hello, who is this?"
> "its me annon, wheres trsitn?"
>" ohh..." the way she said it. i knew she knew something
>"fucking tell me please molly"
>"hes at "her" house "
>adressnowbitch
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>>676134808
dude what fucking takes you so long to write 17 lines?
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>>676134808
You really could've watered all this down.
Fuck you OP for hooking me
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OP no one cares this much about people.
You must want to swallow his load.

Do you often dream about taking Tristan into your mouth and swallowing his seed?
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>>676134808
Jesus h op. Fucking pretype this nigger.
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tristan kills himself. go home shows over
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>>676134808
typefasterfaggot
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>>676134991
This is nothing. One time I had to watch a whole porn to find out if the slutty lady ate her double cheese pizza. But they simply cut the video when he released his hot spum all over her face.
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>>676135281
They always eat the pizza lol
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>>676135281
You should watch Lord of the G-strings, Femaleship of the string. A true writing masterpiece, I happen to love Background Dorc/Warrior #12
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>>676134808
>two years later
>i beat p4g for the 4th time in a row
>every single social link maxed
> watch the credits and start crying
>i beat you tristin.
i beat you
tristin killed himself 4 months after his ex did
it wasn't dramatic or crazy at all. in those 4 months i watched him become this dull, lifeless, husk of a person. i tried all i could to bring him back, but all our debates over weeb shit just slowly turned into me talking out loud with him just sort of nodding along. he overdosed on a bunch of pills his parents had. he pretty much swallowed any pill he could find. he didn't leave a note or anything.
i miss you tristin
i miss you
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>>676135619
Shitty ending
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>>676135619
Is that seriously it?
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>>676135619
>>676135203

fukken called it
op is a faggot fuck this thread
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>>676135713
it is right? real life dosint have good endings friend
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>>676135619
What happened while he was at her house faggot. Missing like a years worth of development 7.5/10
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>>676135619
goodbye tristin
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>>676135555
Quads of Truth
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>>676135783
As if this is real faggot
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>>676135783
No but life doesn't choose what story to tell, humans do.
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>>676135619
Sleep tigh,t pupper
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OPIE PLS
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>>676135802
he freaked out more, her parents called the cops on him. he hit me. it wasint fun
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>>676135281
Fooking kek
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>>676135965
what, no pics?
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>>676135965
Sounds like the best part of your shitty story tbh.
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>>676135569
>Dat last lesbo scene
I really liked Spider-babe
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Fuckin stupid kids.
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>>676135807
thanks man
>>676135848
yep its all fake
yippie
>>676136033
why would i be taking pics?
>>676136093
maybe another time
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>>676135619
You piece of shit, i waited an hour for this?
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>>676135555
checked
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>>676136214
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>>676136159
HOLD THE FUCK UP
THERE'S A HUMAN BEING WHO HAS SEEN SPIDER-BABE?
I'm not gonna kill myself tonight.
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>>676135619
Sorry to hear anon. Do you still visit his family or grave?
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OP types like a US marine coming back from afghanistan, hes prolly on the 5th line of his response.
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>>676136214
Fuck off, people who kill themselves go to hell faggot
Tristin is sucking satan's dick
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>>676135955
oh,.. god op i am so sorry
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>>676136378
Im sure fucking anybody on /b/ is going to hell by those standards fucktard
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>>676136310
Misty mundane was her name right? She was cute hot
I got caught by my cousin jackin it to it too. She just made fun of me. No sexy results
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>>676136378
I'm sure you support Trump.
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>>676135619
2 fucking hours for this, you took 2 whole hours to type this and is has enough content to fill one post

>Moved to idaho and had fake friends until I found an anime porn binder from a social outcast named Tristan
>Tristan doesn't show up and I find his address and go and find out his ex gf attempted suicide and failed.
>Bond over weabu shit then one day at mall he has a mental breakdown after ex gf killed herself.
>Spooky house reference wooo
>Tristan ODed on pills 4 months after ex gf died.
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>>676136273
>an hour
it took 2
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>>676136321
i visit his family every month, there doing okay but i mean they lost there kid
still havent touched his room
>>676136378
hope i go to hell to then annon
>>676136407
thanks man
just love your friends dude
>>676136538>>676136560

ive been crying and sobbing like a bitch
forgive me
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>>676136508
It's just I'm amazed, me and my bros used to screen share and make nights out of those movies, making fun of the actors, enjoying the writing. Blows my mind another human being has even fucking seen those movies.
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>>676136629
You're such a pathetic fucking loser
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>>676136714
yep
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>>676136714
Don't listen to this dick-whistle, anon.....
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>>676136629
Now you got two vitas
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>>676136714

age is a factor
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>>676136629
this is why you dont need friends
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>>676136797
Dude, stop riding OP's dick
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This is some massive faggotry right here and has wasted 5 mins of my life. Tristin sounds boring and depressing to be around.
>ffs OP make your life less homosexual and more interesting
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Fuck, dude. You were dealt a bad hand. Weebs like you figure they've only got one chance at things. Don't let this FUCKERY enter your mind. This is life. It fucking sucks sometimes but I promise it gets better. It sounds like you're in high school. Prolly a college student by now. Freedom is going to hit you like a brick at this turning point. You'll be able to drive down roads real fast and scream the lyrics to outta touch- hall and Oates. Or even fucking... It's time to make history. Just don't fuckin off yourself. That's a waste of everyone's time and now you know how much it affects people. Learn from this you cunt. And remember the poor bastard.

-Anon from 4chan
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>>676136837
hahahahahaaa
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>>676136950
We know who you are, you fucktard.
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with all these sjw faggots i thought i was on reddit for a second. Tristin prolly would have had a better story, it should have been you.
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>>676136875
Am not a dude. And just 'cause OP is a slow-ass faggot doesn't mean we should call him pathetic, for having feelings, and emotions, bro....
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>>676136950
-Biggest weeb on 4chan
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I'm so sorry anon. Hope you are ok.
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>>676137039
Hey dude why you gotta ruin my ending? Fuck you.

-Fucktard
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>>676137117
Sharpie in pooper faggot
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>>676137117
I'm not a bro. Have some feelz you stonzor..FFS GUY
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Finish the story u gaydad
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>>676136837
ouch...thats good though
>>676136950
thanks dude. i haven't given up. i got a job and ill be starting up college pretty soon. im not planing on killing myself, just wish i had my friend.
>>676137106
he would have. trust me i wish he could still be around
>>676137152
im doing alright man
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>>676123697

just put out the vibe to every chick you meet and play side 1 of led zeppelin IV.

you might get laid quicker if you just play this because the thought of lesbians works on a lot of chicks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDwotNLyz10
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>>676123697

So the pic is you and tristan?
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>>676137192
Telling me to stick something up my ass, and I'M the faggot? 2Projecting4Me.....
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Idaho is fucking goat you godamn pleb, get your shit right and fucking learn to be cool.
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>>676136884
Kek
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>>676123697

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htGhdiReHv8&list=PL29XtRC0-7xtrwCIAlAEZQpk9GnHaIOJ3

oops, i meant to give you this.
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>>676137210
I think he did
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>>676137297
Shit, I forgot that there WAS a pic, thanks a lot, you kind, elephant-memory-of-an anon person, you!
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>>676137550
which is which cuz I'm starting the dox
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>>676137550

So is that a pic of you two or nah
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>>676137745
its him and another friend of ours
hes on the left
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>>676137745
I'm not OP. I just wanted to see what these fags lookes like, and forgot that there was a pic. Kek....
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>>676137550

And where the fuck is the dude on the left arms?
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This really should have gone on /adv/
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>>676137935

the an hero?
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>>676137346
so much talk no sharpie or pooper, wtf gives?
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>>676138001
Not yet
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>>676138112
I'll do a pooper sharpie. And I'm not even the guy you're talking to.
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>>676138218
all talk..
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>>67613828 also a faggot

Look, nigger with a hard 'r' I'll shove a marker so far up my asshole it'll jab my poo. And I'm not EVEN gay.
Well, that last part is debatable all things considered.
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>>676138510
Gross
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>>676138509
still talking
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>>676138878
faggit
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>>676138878
i came a lot in that pussy and ass.
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>>676139042
Lovely pimple on the ass, not gross at al
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>>676139119
you`ll need to go out and see some real girls.
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>>676139309
Yea without acne
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>everyone at school started to hate us
>fuck them
>we were in love
>me an tristy
>then we shot up the school
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