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Quads names my first born son.

He is due June 26th and the wife and I havent decided yet.

so far we are looking at:
Hannibal
attticus
wren
gabriel
felix
faust
miles
adolf
hendrix
ignatius
or aesop

If some crazy ass name wins quads I wil pull a "slip-a-roo" on my wife when we fill out the birth certificate. I will post proof when baby is born.

go you bunch of degenerates.
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>>676118800
Faggotus
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Mars
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>>676118800
>slip-a-roo
Rolling for Slip-a-roo as tiny meat amalgamation name
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Cunty McShitlord
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Bitchfart
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Misogyny
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Lucifer
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>>676119692
Reroll
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Barrack
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Megatron
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Man
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Mango
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Reroll for this
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Obama
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>>676119966
Fucking ROLL
>chekd
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Dolphin
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Derp
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>>676118800
Miles
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>>676118800
jew
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Osama
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cornelius
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hitler did nothing wrong
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niggercheese
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Consequences
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>>676118800
fleshlight
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>>676118800
Niglet
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check`em faggot
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Adonis
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Motherfucking

BEORNEGAR

Quads get, game over.
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>>676118800
Holy shit these names.
Just stop, cringe worthy parents raise even more cringy children.
Fuck man.
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Butthole
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Bartholomew
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Monkey D Luffy
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>>676118800
Muhummad (pbup, and I hope I spelled that correctly)
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>>676118800
Diggle
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Moot
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>>676118800
James
>it was muh grandpappy's name
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>>676118800
xavier
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spongeboob
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Newfag
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Hannibal
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>>676120192
roll
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Normy
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>>676118800
keksimus maximus
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steve
No capitalization
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>>676118800
niggerz
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Dad
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>>676118800
Name your child Smooth.
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newfag
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>>676120287
underrated
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Fartbrain
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Anus
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>>676118800
June 26th best bday ever

Also, Thelonius
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Thomaa
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cuntshit
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>>676118800
Name your son "girl"
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>>676120444
i did it :)
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>>676118800
rolling for IGNATIUS J. REILLY
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Neil
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>>676120291
Xavier Quincy Paul
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>>676118800
Qwerty
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>>676120478
oh shit quads? nvm
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Anime
That way you can tell him every day he was a mistake
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>>676118800
Wait your names arent already crazy ass? you're considering naming him adolf or hendrix? Whatever, my name is Rumpelstiltskin, if I get quads.
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>>676119990
my kid was very close to being named mango

I would have pronounced it man-goo...fuck that little bastard.
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Gummby
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Asskunt
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bongwater
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>>676120486
reroll
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>>676120560
lol
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Also-Dave
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this'll take us a while...
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Beezlebub
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Bort
Short for abortion
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>>676118800

Chad
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Donald J Trump
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Name your son Tay Whitey
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>>676120140
If this had won, I would have made his middle name: "will never be the same"
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Google+
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Bunkledorf
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fuckmeintheass
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>>676118800
Wolston
Or
Devonte Swang
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>>676118800
bumrod
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Adolf
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Bob
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Ben Dover
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Legolas
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Nignognagnegnug
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>>676120229
fuck you nigger tits, I like mythology and so does my wife. There is nothing cringe worthy about us.
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Adolf
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>>676120486
last reroll
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>>676118800
Don't do that to your kid.
Come on anon he has to live with the name you give him for the most part.

Though I do like Atticus.
But too many folks today give their kids odd and cruel names.

Johnny Cash's "Boy named Sue" should give you a clue.

Some AA wench on the Springer show naked her Son Sha-thade but spelled it SHITHEAD..

That just is not right.

Call him Tommy or Joshua or something that you thought was a cool name when you were in High School.
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>>676120756
rolling for this
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>>676119389
This
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kakarot
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>>676120255
that would just make her islamic fathers dick hard.


fuck that dude and muhamads
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Roll for Shuckle
Pls quads
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Niggasauraus Shrex
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>>676120287
the only good suggestion so far.
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Beppo
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Moot
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Faghot
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Aragorn
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Newfag
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Aru'uabogotel
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>>676120863
fuck you nigger by >xxxxx1111 this kid will be named something hilarious
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>>676118800

Skwirrel
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shrekt
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Cuntwhistle
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>>676121018
Reroll
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cadberry
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Shitty ass
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Ashenzari
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Nigel octavius finch
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John
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>>676120425

I love you anon, adding it to the list
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Rolling for 1111
OP, you can choose between:
girl
avocado, and
titties
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Reroll
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pimpletit
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Fat elvis
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Maometto
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Tay-quandalicious
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>>676120907
SonGoku is also acceptable
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xX-l33tSc0p3z-Xx
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>>676119966
Rolling
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Mark
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>>676118800

Motherfantano
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>>676121110
no...NO!!!
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>>676118800
ISIS Islam Mohammad Pedofuck Egoshit IV
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Negar
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>>676121110
Fuck it OP, I was sooooo clsoe
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>>676121110
holy fuck
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>>676118800
Crunchy
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Mohammed
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"Nigbun OP Ich Faggot Nigger Kek The Second"
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>>676121110
roll
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>>676120541
keks
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>>676120425
>thelonius
sounds like felonious
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ok guys we got 800 more before we can try again
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L'boaqurhotha
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Chan
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>>676121171
Oh but rollan
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Krillin
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mistake
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Barack
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Guys calm the fuck down, I'll try again for 2222, but don't let this reach bump limit by then jesus
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>>676120558
I like adolf, my wife threw hendrix in there....for some reason

because stevie ray was a superior guitar plyaer but the name stevie is retarded.
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Ball bag
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Invictus
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>>676118800
Fagson
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Shitpost until 2222
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Cephalus
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>>676121171
rollrollroll hope the op ain't a faggot
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Solid Sperm
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Manhole
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>>676119966
kill ur self fag0t
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>>676118800
Euphoric
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>>676121342
Fuck you go throw your kid at your wife faggot
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Mordecai
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tato
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viktor
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>>676121444
Check those trips
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>>676121444
trips approve
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>>676118800
Inuranus
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>>676118800

ladiesandgentlemen
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>>676121346
not even rolling, but you should name him Cornelius because that is just a baller ass name. that or Nikita.
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DeSchneider
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Poopy head
Lol XDDD I'm sooo funny.
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latoya
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>>676120863
I am a ginger and my wife is black as denzel. the kid is going to look like carrot top fucked morgan freeman. HIs name is the least of his worries.

also we are not just some uneducated welps, my wife has a phd in neurology of addictions and I have a bs in bio
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moot

roll this for 2222
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Abraham DeLacy Guiseppe Casey Thomas O'Malley
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Dindu-Nuffin
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>>676118800
SHAM
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Mr. Bulldops
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>>676121047
Nope you lost. It did not happen this thread and now will probably have to wait for xxxx3333
>>676121111
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>>676118800

Shhhh
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Sasuke
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>>676121633
nah. he is more than likely gonna have curly brown hair. w/ like hazel eyes or something.
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something of your choice but with no vowels
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Adam
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>>676118800
Nigger
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Judas
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>>676118800
your probably gonna have to start a new thread anon
>reamus
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>>676118800
Rijoja Rocha Rocha
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>>676121141
fuck you johnson!
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Mason
the numbers mason WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN. rollin
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Cornholio
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Raptor
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jethro
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Roll for Cuckie
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>>676118800
Kekimus Maximus
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>>676118800
Jonah Hill.

If you're a faggot and gunna pick from the list, go with Miles, I want your son to suffer as a sonic fan forever.
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Robot
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Rolling for 2222 and name floppycock
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>>676121264
well the kid will be half black
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Turdburgler
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Feddhas
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Vontavious
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>>676120756
Roll for this
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Duke Togo
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>>676121907
Reroll for floppycock
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QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
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Admiral wolverine lightningbolt
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Toad
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>mythology

Name him Bacchus lol
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fagotron
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>>676121885
see >>676120350
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Adolf
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C'uaoth
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>>676120907
rolln
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Name your kid "Cotton", I've met people with that name
Here's the catch, his middle name has to be "Picker"
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>>676118800
Banjo Rocket
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>>676122068
Reroll.
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>>676118800
Sallah Abdeslam
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Cummer
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If 2222 then called nigger faggot antipope
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>>676121719
^satsuke...

yume....
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Diet Coke
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>>676121771
rolling for pvnthsvks
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>>676122129
One more
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Hermogenes
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spongeboob
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>>676118800
Sham or Euphoric
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Koolie
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>>676122191
re roll
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>>676121110
Roll #2, roll for 2222
same list of choices OP
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>>676122119
re roll
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Ashenzari
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hope
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Black Iron Tarkus
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Doodle Quads
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milhouse
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>>676118800
Amza
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Gennaro
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>>676122085
Roll
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>>676122196
Plz
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assdickfaggot magee
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>>676118800
TitsMcGee
Or
Xx_pussydestroyer69_xX
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Rolling for child mcchildface
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>>676122067
Adolf
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>>676122222
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>>676122212
i was off by one fuck
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wow we weren't even close that time
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Ammonium nitrate
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>>676122222
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>>676122317
rolling
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>>676118800
Adolf
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>>676118800
God himself
May praise be onto him
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RIAS GREMORY
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Adolf
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Name his first name nate and middle name higgers
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>>676122212
"10"
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Arsetickler
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>>676122085
my wife has said that name twice randomly....

I will have to sneak picker in on her.

does anyone speak an afircan language, can you translate picker into something other than english?
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Bob
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cockroach
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>>676122521
Google translate fag
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Specimen 18834A
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>>676122521
I speak swahili and can confirm that "nigger" is picker in swahili.
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>>676122631
>no u
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Conjo
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Donald trump
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>>676120756
Roll
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>>676122361
No off by ten but whose counting.
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Kumo
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>>676122449
checkd fgt
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Ben dover
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goodbye everyone

I am going to go fuck my extremely pregnant wife and maybe cum all over her gigantic preggo tits.


thanks for playin the game...maybe next time.
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>>676122833
Bud sachs
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>>676118800
child mcchildface
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>>676122901
Cum in her
Make the baby stronger
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>>676122521
Plukker.

Danish.
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>>676122783
Is this picture from that time when Hitler jizzed in his pants
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>>676122521
>>676122631
Did it is Plokker in Urdu and Picker remains the same in Zulu.
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>>676123127
No this is from when Hitler saw you in the closet jizzing on your face with a dragon dildo up your ass
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Biggus Dickus
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Adolf
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>>676123241
Pic related
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>>676123127
You can't see the rest of it, but he was actually nuts deep in your grandmother when she was still hot.
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>>676118800
Irollaquads
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>>676122274
Kill yourself
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roll for "girl"
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>>676123282
Reroll
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Queerian
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>>676118800
Nig
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>>676118800
Bob. no one's named bob anymore
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>>676123275
Incontinentia Buckets.
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>>676123332
OFF BY ONE
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Rolling for reggin
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>>676118800
All gay name apart from Adolph and Faust but even that depends on your surname. Call him 'faggot' after his dad
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>>676123420
> Nig
> 420
Nice.
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Ladybug
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Ponzi
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Moe Lester
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Bone
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Norman the Normie
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>>676118800
June 26 is my birthday
I name him preston
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>>676123698
Reroll
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Nigger
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>>676123332
oops, is jizzing in pants a touchy subject for you?
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Faggotinus
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Wren, second name Anstimpy
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Ericharris
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>>676123863
Niggernog
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fuck no quads for a while
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Bojangles
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Fehgot
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>>676124398
This
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Call him nigger
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Winrar
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>>676124444
WINRAR
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Winar Winar Winar qinar
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Yes finally
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>>676124444
OHHH FUCK WINRAR
OP names his kid nigger
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>>676124649
Will never do it anyway OP is too much of a faggot
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>>676124137
No, but Adolf was really getting in your grandma. She loved it.

I'd write a fucked up greentext but I have shit to do.
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>>676124444
Oh fuck shit gets real
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