Hey /b/ , I'm trying weed for the first time, using an edible (chocolate). I tool it about an hour ago, and so far I just feel a little dizzy. Any tips? Do I just have to wait longer?
By the way I brushed my teeth right after doing it, should be fine right?
Try killing yourself
>>676112748
eat more noobfag
This is bait
>>676113202
You fucked up anon, the low acidity and base nature of toothpaste really fucks with the cannabinoids in edibles. Most likely you wont feel anything
>>676113913
Great observation faggot
OP here. I should just eat more right
>>676114272
LDO
>>676112748
your body first needs to *learn* how to deal with thc...we all have cannabinoids in our bodies but no receptors for thc they have to develop...thats why most people dont get high the first time,,,
It's nice when kids can ask adults for advice.
>>676112748
>>676114723
Don't listen to this fucking bullshit. That is a myth because people that try it first time don't smoke it properly or get a weak edible lol.
Should have got some buds put it in a bong or buckie and ripped it clean.
>>676112748
Is it sativa? Sativa is usually what you are feeling right now my first edible it took a hour and 40 minutes and I was fucking outta there how much thc was in your edible m8
>>676112748
if you cant handle me at my doodliest
strawpoll.me/7190803/
>>676115053
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabinoid
phyto- and endocannabinoids
>>676112748
Lmao I remember my first time getting high I ate a edible you will look at something for 5 minutes straight and you will drop your phone right outta your hand
>>676112748
Depending on your metabolic rate it can take anywhere from an hour to several to feel the effects. Just wait it out and before you even know it youll be on your ass high. Your gonna have a nice morning too.
>>676115294
5 mg.
>>676115630
You better mean 500 mg
>>676115601
Cool thanks. I weigh ~ 160 -170 pounds too, 6 feet tall if that helps
>>676115601
If it's sativa this nigga is gonna be fucked up I hate that hangover shit in the morning
>>676112748
Try to tell me the thc amount if it's higher than 50 mg you probably will be so tired and it will knock ur ass out
>>676115812
Give it about two hours i reckon. Youll be on a rocket shit to mars
>>676115630
LMAO NIGGA YOU ARE NOT GETTING HIGH LMAOOOO YOU BETTER MEAN 50 OR 500
>>676115857
I love waking up after taking an edible. Great way to start the day half baked
>>676115989
I gotta ask my friend but he's asleep, give me a minute
>>676116028
Yea if it's indica m8 hell yea but sativa it made me feel like I had a headache all day
>>676116153
You should probably be drinking more water
>>676116098
Did you get your shit off the deepweb that's how I get my first high in January by doing the same shit your doing right now
It was probably 50mg or 500mg, it was a small chocolate and I could mostly taste weed
>>676116452
Do you know if it's indica? Or sativa? Anyways Bruh u should add me on skype so I can show u some videos that will put you on ur ass skype:paperboy-_-
>>676116706
I'm not sure my friend keeps on falling asleep
>>676116452
>500 mg
wew lad
>>676116899
Thats not much
OP here, Now it's been an hour and a half ,and I only feel a bit dizzy, what do?
>>676115505
nothing there that says you wont get high the first time you smoke weed.
>poorly rolled joints
>weak edibles
>people get tricked and smoke cab
>not enough buds
these are happens to most people the first time they smoke weed.
Sorry to burst the bubble of knowledge you've been spouting for years. But It's a myth.
>>676116997
For a first time user? Bull shit that ain't much, unless this dude weighs like 400 pounds
>>676117028
Wait double that amount of time. Your a pretty big guy its going to take 3 to 4 hours to feel the full effect. Fight any urge to sleep.
>>676117182
Its really not that much like only a couple grams at most.
>>676116997
>500 mg is not that much
Nigga a 100 mg edible and I almost died I was fucking frozen shit was pure indica couch lock
A 200 mg edible and you will probaly experience a out of body experience lol
>>676117028
My first time it took a hour and 45 minutes don't worry OP just keep this shit bumped I want to see your reaction
>>676114037
Don't listen, he's trolling. Brushing does nothing
>>676117454
Uhm wtf no. I smoke every fuckin day thats not shit to me. My homie puts about an oz in his batch and then throws about two grams of oil in it for good measure. Now THOSE will get me good and fucked up
>>676117361
what are you even saying.
see >>676117454
>>676117649
You aren't under the impression that that means he's eating an ounce and two grams of thc, right?
Because that's what it seems like you're saying.
>>676117721
Lol you fuckin pussy ass /b/tards
>>676117649
I follow this chart
OP here, I'm gonna stay up, seems promising, gonna play the witcher til then, will still post/ read your guys responses, and any album recommendations once it hits? I'm think of Meriwether post pavilion , pic related, it's the album cover
>>676117854
No i said thats what my friend puts in a batch of cookies. Not that thats how much is in an edible. Dispensarys and rec stores will put like a half ounce at most in a batch
>>676118026
Your gonna be blast off in about half an hour
>>676118026
Get some headphones (preferably large) and listen to the dark side of the moon by pink floyd I don't even like this type of music but while your high it's amazing
>>676117965
Im sure i have a different definition of "high tolerance"
>>676118184
Even if it was 5 mg? I am a beginner
>>676117884
I'm cutting back because I was going through a gram of dab by myself a day. Shit gets expensive.
And you're aware that however much weed he puts into it doesn't all end up in... every brownie. That's not how division works.
So if he put 50 mg in a batch and made ten brownies, there's be 10 mg a fucking brownie.
Can't tell if underage, stupid, or have never done drugs. Possibly all 3
>>676118458
Yes
>>676118026
>>676118351
When you start zoning out play this
OP here, I'm finding myself able to stare at objects without distractions to look away, good sign?
>>676118477
You fucking retard i said he put an oz in his batch and then two grams of hash oil. Never said anything about mg's. I dont know how much mg's that is but i know its a fuckton per cookie
>>676118458
People don't make edibles that only contain 5 mg lol you don't have a box or anything that tells you what kinda strain is used in the edible or how much mg it contains?
>>676118477
Nobody point out my math error, it damages the integrity of the post.
Still lawld after I posted it
>>676118665
LMAOOO AYY NIGGA PUT YOUR SEAT BELT ON
>>676118665
Yeah dude your probably pretty high by now
>>676118780
Regular people may not, but if he bought his product from a dispensary, the ones at the place I buy only come in 5mg or 10mg. Which is why I've never done edibles, because damn.
>>676118943
Thats what im trying to say to this fucking idiot who seems to think i dont know how division works or how edibles are made
>>676118477
>>676118665
Try grabbing your cell phone and moveing your phone slowly towards your face or away from your body lol fuck this makes me want to get high
>>676112748
Weed is more like an active placebo depressant.
It's not the weed, it's what you percieve.
If you're on top, you'll get better.
If you're down and out, you'll get worse.
Don't expect anything from weed itself, you hafta either do something with your high, or combo weed with other substances for any "real" effect, other than drowsiness and a few out-of-sync synaptical misfires.
>>676118665
Rip op your gonna knock out
>>676119098
>people dont made edibles that contain 5 mg
>im trying to say dispensaries sell edibles that have 5mg
>i ate a brownie that had 500 mg you are pussies
I'm literally both of those people dip shit.
>>676118665
DONT FALL ASLEEP
>>676119462
K I'm gonna throw some headphones on and let it rip.
>>676119559
>jew book
>star wars gen
>wokepedia
>>676119559
>trying this hard
>>676118621
>>676119645
This album OP I'm trying to tell you it will change your life srs
>>676119724
Haha yeah what a faggot
>>676119645
Pink Floyd gets better with weed. .
>>676119744
Those other threads are reeeeally slow
>>676119724
It's REALLY bad wokepedia too. AND the facebook is in pirate.
>>676119908
Where do you live faggot i bet you dont even live in a state with legal weed and your tryinna talk all knowledgable and shit
>>676120112
I don't think you need to live in a state where weed is legalized to be a expert lol
OP here, I don't know if I'm high yet. I don't feel too much different at all
>>676120247
Good point.
>>676120112
I said in one of the posts that YOU responded to that I bought at a dispensary.
And I can't tell you where I live, you're a big bad internet tough guy, you might get me
Also, since when has understanding basic division been "all knowledgeable and shit?"
>>676120247
W0W you are fucktarded to the max. Lol your state dont even have legal weed and you think you know wtf your talkin about.
>>676120490
>you dont even know division
>fails miserably at a simple problem
Okay faggot
>>676120548
whoa. underage b8
>the guys in Sublime didn't know shit about weed, they were around in the 90s
>>676120712
There was a lot of bunk in the 90's. Im sure brad smoked some bammer just like that shitty mexican trashcan heroin that killed him.
>>676120316
Try turning your head left and right real slowly try standing up and looking at something if you start to learn your high
>>676120548
fucking dumb faggot
>>676120894
If you start to lean**
>>676120852
Nope, it was illegal, therefore they didn't know shit about it. That's your rule, anon.
>>676120924
Oh my god that was such an articulated and well thought out response i might just have to an hero!
OP here, just took another one, should be blasting soon, I wasn't high, just a little woozy I guess
>>676120316
Since it's a edible try closing your eyes you should see kinda patterns in your head
>>676121050
Too bad hes not alive to ask him so now your whole argument is invalid. I win!
>>676121185
That's enough internet for one night
>>676121150
You dun goofed you should have least waited 2 hours and 30 minutes now if you get high in like 20 minutes your other edible has to digest and that shit can take anywhere from 30 minutes to 2 hours and u will be fucking outta there god speed anon
>>676121348
You know just as much as i do thats a lie
>>676121150
You know edibles get you high for like 10 fucking hours?
>>676121396
Not really, my friend woke up, confirmed that they're 5mg each, said if I take another one then I'll be set
>>676121607
Where the fuck did you buy this shit at? Lmaooo eat all the fucking candys you got right now 10mg isn't shit but can get people high I say 25 mg would be good for you
>>676122042
Thank god an Anon who isnt a complete fucking mongloid
>>676121607
How many chocolates do you got? And how much did you pay for them? My brownies cost 25$ and contain 80-100mg of thc for 4
>>676122516
pff haha fuck that faggot
>>676122703
Its a sad day for op I litteraly don't know anyone who would buy 5mg edibles :(
>>676122906
Which is what i was trying to say until some faggot went all
>hurr durr sublime division durrr durr
On me
>>676115053
Didn't get high my first time, had smoked cigs for a year.
>>676118665
Good sign it's easier to tell if you're with friends. You'll find yourself laughing at shit that you wouldn't even have chuckles at.
