Enkidu here
Loli voice acting thread roll a 7
nothing better to do hun
Text messege notification please :)
by the way, are you fat ?
>>676110483
"Carlos you fucking datafag! Stop forcing retarded memes into this kik chat!"
>>676110483
Weird thread, dont even know what this entails, but whatever. d:
>>676110667
Also witnessed
>>676110591
I could be asleep
>>676110667
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1djfXjCmgmw
>>676110713
I'm thick
>>676110717
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aZFH8EaZga
can i join kik chat?
Creative Voicemail for david would be awesome again. When are you going to start charging for them? Lol
F-fuck me harder!! I c-can't take it anymore! Ahhhn!
>>676110717
witnessed
>>676110999
roll
Well how would YOU like it if I stared at you in the shower! I mean.. Its not like I already do it or anything...
SHUT UP ITS MY PERSONAL TIME ANYWAY!
You are just so... b-big.....
>>676110915
so fat it is, but do you post pictures like that nyanners cunt or you're ugly ?
>>676110915
Sure whats your kik
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
>>676110976
777
>>676110999
Wasted trips
Also rolling
In a world full of strife
We must fight to survive
Try to break the chains that divide!
There is only one chance
To take the right stance
Hold tight, keep our power alive!
Mettaton's Oh yes?
TIME TIME TIME FOR POWER RANGERS TIME FORCE
TIME FORCE
TIME FORCE
POWER
RANGERS
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
And I had just won last thread :(
Sad reroll:
Whooo!
Yeahhh!
Yeah. What's up?
Go Cory! (Go, go!)
Go Cory! (Go, go, go, go!)
Listen up
Here we go!
[Verse 1: Kyle Massey]
I'm the new kid, moving in
Getting it done
And I'm officially the candidate
For having some fun
You know
[Background Vocals: Maiana Walsh]
You better calm down Cory
(yea yea)
[Verse 2: Kyle Massey]
I'm talking 'bout an all-out party
And we're getting it started
Mr. President, you mind some electric guitar?
[Background Vocals: Maiana Walsh]
Washington D.C. will never be the same
Cause we've got
[Bridge]
Cory, Cory, Cory
In the House (Yeah! It's a party every week, baby!)
Cory, Cory, Cory
Check it out (That's right, I'm in the House!)
He's gonna shake it up and change it (Shake it up)
Take it all and rearrange it (Just a little bit)
Got a new plan, hey Uncle Sam! (Look out now)
We've got Cory in the House! (Par-ty!)
Cory in the House! (I'm your man!):
THAT MOMENT WHEN THE MOMENT YOU ARE CURRENTLY IN MATCHES UP WITH THE MOMENT IN THE THAT MOMENT WHEN POST
When I pull out my steal katana, all the desu-san-sama-sanga-jamanga-bazanga faggots run from my steel blade.
[slurping noises]
Hrnnngh oh yes, my friends, my body has been encrusted in cheese of 7 years age, hardened to the point that any true man would look at and go, "Hmmmm..."
My cheetos, surfacing from any area in my room are primed and loaded. My fingers are ready to type out whatever is needed to save my fair internet maiden.
With my twin tails in hand, my gender fluid dildo at my side, nothing can hold me back.
[slurping noises]
HRNNNNGHHHHOOOOGHHNNNNGHHHOHOOOHGHHGHAAANNNGH
>>676111333
Check'd
Rolling
>>676110976
I can't fucking sleep. 7 please
>>676110976
I dunno I was thinking next month
I'll get my CT scan then do it because i need a long video
>>676111103
No I'm legit quoting others
and yes I post pictures of myself
>>676111134
thelittledollsdream
>>676111404
rerolll
>>676110999
This needs to get voiced, 7 please.
Spooky, scary skeletons
send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight
Spooky, scary skeletons
speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
when you hear these zombies shriek
We're so sorry, skeletons
You're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize
(but I don't think we should)
'Cause Spooky, scary skeletons
shout startling, shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
and just won't leave you be
Spirits, supernatural
are shy, what's all the fuss?
But bags of bones seem so unsafe
It's semi-serious!
Spooky, scary skeletons
are silly all the same
They'll smile and scrabble slowly by
and drive you so insane!
Sticks and stones will break your bones
They seldom let you snooze
Spooky, scary skeletons
will wake you with a BOO!
>>676111437
Ty for 7 anon.
>>676111437
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JHU1M8kjzo
>>676111471
so where is the pictures
HEAR MY BATTLE CRY!
SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT
MEGAMAN!
>>676111471
added
I emailed you.
>>676111404
Please RNG don't tease me so
>>676111610
On my facebook page
>>676111666
OH SHIT DOUBLE TRIPS
>>676111666
CHECKED
>>676111666
Checked
>>676110999
Rerollin
HEIL HITLER!
>>676111610
right.... i was talking about pictures for US, not your friends and family
Yo yo yo does anybody have the last thread still open? I have been dutifully saving this shit, but I accidentally closed the thread after it was deleted.
The last one I got was http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DGKMJYz1kl, which was totally linked to the wrong post and meant to be the Fitness Pacer quote.
where do i find more loli's?
>>676111703
>>676111815
wrong quote
>>676111877
anime
>>676111404
Go cory go cory
>>676110999
Roll
>>676111907
I think he wanted her to say that
>>676111404
Corru-chan
Help me oni-chan! The Internet is scaring me!
>>676111995
naked lolis
Here come the Power Rangers
Here come the Power Rangers
Here come the Power Rangers
All right, let's go, it's time to turn it on.
Set the record straight, We're gonna come in to right the wrong.
Fight evil, Ranger powers standing strong.
We got it going on.
MYSTIC FORCE
snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAKE!!!!
>>676112151
reroll
>>676112151
Roll.
NOT THAT HOLE ONIICHAN KYAAA ~
>>676112151
rolll
>>676111666
Checked
>>676112125
Rillrollrall
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
The phone,
The phone is ring-ing
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Hehe
>>676112327
Thanks for the 7!
>>676110999
re-rolling this, it deserves it
>>676110999
THE TRIPS DON'T LIE.
>>676112338
Roll for America.
>>676110999
RE roll!
>>676111079
Rolan
>>676112435
Np bby :)
>>676110999
Rolling again, hoping for sevens finally
>>676110999
rollin for mah boi
Only white cocks from this point on! No niggers! ~teehee
*in tune of happy birthday*
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Jasper
Now come fuck me in the asshole
“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”
>>676112306
Reroll
>>676112662
Rerolling
Fuck me, Daddy. Fuck me with your Giant cock. DEEPER, DADDY! DEEPER! [end with moan]
>>676112338
AMERICAN ROLL
>>676111815
Yes on my facebook page
https://www facebook com/Enkidu-385510781656528/
>>676111877
>>676111907
hanging yourself works too
>>676112327
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hCyFjGJmoD
>>676110999
Several dubs in this line of rolls.
>>676112621
reroll
>>676112662
Rerolling, please it's his birthday soon;-;
>>676112667
WINRAR
welcome to the salty spitoon
how tough are ye?
>>676112662
Rolling for that 7
>>676112667
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Wr9am03P1a
>>676112777
Checked
>>676110999
Come on we can do it
Reroll
Welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are ya?
>>676112662
Rolling again pleasee
>>676112102
Roll
>>676112777
So...
Inception?
You have to record yourself saying your own words?
>>676110999
Eventually...
>>676112338
Roll
>>676112777
thank god, i was about to donate on the patreon, thanks for the pictures
>>676112662
Rerolling!
>>676110999
This has been rolled for so many times
I'm just rolling out of pity at this point
>>676112306
We keep on rolling
Ey its real nigga hours! lms if u awake rn
"Oh they didn't shove the handle up my ass, they shoved the paddle".
>>676112662
Please enkidu give me luck for this reroll
>>676113147
winrar
>>676113251
reroll
Wah!
What are we going to do on the bed?
>>676112306
Rollllll
>>676113281
Roll.
>>676112338
I AM A REAL AMERICAN
SO I ROLL
>>676112662
Rolling again cause no life
*in tune of happy birthday*
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Hector
Now come fuck me in the asshole
>>676113147
nice one anon!
>>676112777
if i donate 100 dollars can you give me nudes ? tits pics
>>676112937
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TWlUHXgd6m
>>676113031
no lol jeez
>>676113118
Well, I wouldn't want people like you anyways.
>>676113147
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1c92bOPS7tg
>>676113338
roll, also somebody post image.
>>676113376
Reroll>>676113377
>>676112662
Rolling for this pitiful man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x5ZRAVXxr8
>>676113376
Rererolling
>>676111186
Nerd
>>676113347
Winrar
>>676113376
Rolling for this
>>676112662
Roll. Wtf
>>676112338
roll for my nigga Lincoln
>>676111610
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12122706_439143082959964_8582792805317862324_n.jpg?oh=240f9fbc4d59af7830c42ee365058968&oe=577B3475&__gda__=1468232617_f5c46313956245728f6109f8d2063d5a
>>676113428
OH AND IT'S GOOOOD!
>>676112662
Again
>>676113428
im a lot like you
>>676113376
Rolling for this guy
>>676112338
reroll
>>676113677
Winrar
>>676112662
One last roll before I die
>>676111079
Roll
>>676113376
Rolling
I like to talk like a loli for ugly probably fat guys on /b/. This is because I am very lonely. The thought of them stroking their disappointing penises with their greasy hands to my voice gets me through the day. Oh yes anon, fap to me, ugh yes, finally my self esteem has improved. Thanks anon.
>>676112306
Reeeeroll
HYPER CUTIE BUNNY CHAAAAAAANGE!
>>676113376
rolling!
>>676113802
Roll
>>676112338
murican roll
>>676113376
Reroll
>>676112662
RUUL
"Meet me in in front of wendy's, tell your dad to show up, I have fought over 40+ dads and won almost all of em. "
>>676113733
Checked.
>>676112102
Roll
>>676113422
No, I have a boyfriend.
>>676113677
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pO7y5uL1Nt
>>676113376
Rollerino
Im such a memester! haha! MEMES! Sorry im just so random haha lmao I have adhd so dont make fun of me for it haha MEMES SAD FROG!
>>676112151
Roll
>>676113541
tee-hee
>>676114102
roll
>>676113655
Enkidu is fucking hot with blue hair tho
>>676113376
Rolling again
>>676112306
Roll
>>676114070
so if you havent you would ? but how much are you asking for ?
"GIGGLE GIGGLE GIGGLE IM A JAPANESE SCHOOLGIRL TEE HEE GIGGLE GIGGLE"
>>676113655
>>676113655
Ugh now I can't get off to her
>>676113376
Rolling for 7
I'd like a stabilizational 8 plz.
>>676114207
WINRAR
Hi, do you have Battletoads?
>>676113376
Rolls
"Im just kidding anon, I would LOVE to send nudes! In fact, ill do it for only FIVE dollars! I love you!"
>>676113854
Rolling for Keio.
>>676110483
go back to nibiru and stay go, faggoot.
>>676114398
reroll
>>676114377
Wasted
Kuni no tame / omoki tsutome o / hatashi ede / yadama tsukihate / chiruzo kanashiki
Ada utade / nobe niwa kuchiji / warewa mata / sichido umarete / hoko o toranzo
Shikokusa no / shima ni habikoru / sono toki no / koukoku no yukute / ichizu ni omou
>>676112338
Roll
Some niggers never die, they just smell that way.
NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
You look fucking gross
>>676113541
I need to hear this
>>676113802
Roll?
Mother 3 is the shittiest game of all time! The storyline is shit, the characters are fucking stupid, and they spent like 5 mins on the dialogue in total.
>>676114483
Rall
"Go ahead and do it! I want you to put it in!"
You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone you will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a message.
Can you do a nice voicemail for alex please. :)
What the matter big bro? Its safe I found this online! Apperently it feels really good when you do it.
W-wow..... That was bigger than it was in the video..... Im g-gunna drool.....
>>676114892
reroll
>>676112408
I have a use for this
>>676114215
No i wouldn't sell my body out anyways I'm not a degenerate
>>676114251
so sorry
>>676114367
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b1Zp8tF51v
>>676114607
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sAvPfYQ8Np
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside
(Pokemon gotta catch them all)
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon (gotta catch em all)
a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Po-ke-mon, gotta catch 'em all!
>>676112338
yes-ay
>>676114854
Reroll
"There's no candy in here anon, just pictures of me, in my swimsuit. When did you take these? A-anon? Why are staring at me like that? Anon!?".
>>676112338
Rolling
>>676114731
Roool
>>676115049
Reroll
ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO US
>>676114988
you said jews and niggers should be gased and say shit like selling some tit pics is something degenerate to do ? its only some tits
>>676114854
Roll
>>676115049
Roll
>>676114988
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sAvPfYQ8Np
This is the saddest thing someone has forced another to say.
>>676113854
King K. ROLL
>>676115238
There's a difference between being wrong and being degenerate, schleheim.
"If there is a God, he has forsaken us all."
>>676115311
Check em.
>>676114854
Rolo
>>676115002
Rolling
>>676114892
rerolllll
>>676115446
reroll
>>676115382
rr 7
>>676115354
i guess i could comment about she pretending to be a underage girl so people can jerk off, but i guess thats not degenerate also
>>676115238
No. I have a boyfriend
and anyways what's wrong with killing jews and niggers
Get out of my thread anon
>>676115284
I just don't feel good about all the mean anons but i wont let them get to me
>>676113347
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FCb6rnVYlm
*muffled talking*
*gasp*
*muffled slurping*
>>676115382
pls
>>676115588
>>676115382
>tfw dubs but no 7
"Give me some of that nitty gritty goat titty".
>>676114672
rerolllling
>>676115382
ok world let's try this again
>>676115382
inb4 off by one
WHAT IS UP DRAMA ALERT NATION IM UR HOST KILLER KEEMSTAR HERE, LETS GET ROOOIIIIIIIIIIIGHT INTO THE NEWS! FOR OUR TOP STORY TODAY THE HOST OF DRAMA ALERT HAS BEEN REPLACED BY A LOVELY LOLI IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. NEXT IN THE NEWS, LT CORBIS IS GETTING JEALOUS BECAUSE OF THIS NEW LITTLE GIRL RISING TO FAME!
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty, and witty and gay!
A voicemail for James?
I hate niggers, I hate Jews, I hate spics and Arabs too!
Such a lust for revenge? WHOOOOOOOOOO?
>>676115772
reroll
>>676115382
Forever and ever until the end of time, etc.
>>676115658
Rollo
>>676115566
Boyfriends aren't shit, you're married to /b/
>>676113854
Roll
>>676114854
Get
>>676115560
>I hate the entire premise of the thread but I'm posting here anyway because holy shit I'm retarded
>>676115766
reroll
>>676115820
another roll
>>676115836
Roll once moar!
>>676115882
>>676115382
>82
>twice
Of course I get the 1/100 odds but not the 1/10 odds
>>676115784
rolling
>>676113854
oH-
>>676115778
sounds like a sea shanty
>>676115766
rerollll
>>676115891
Anon never said he isn't a degenerate but op obviously is too
>>676115924
another roll please
>>676114854
Rolling
>>676115784
roll
>>676115766
reroll :D
It was at this moment in time, I realized there was no candy.
No, please, d-don't touch me there. Ahhn... I-i have to get back to practice... No, sto- mmmnh~ they'll notice I'm gone. If yo- if you keep rubbing me there, I'll- ahh~ ruin my uniform. *moans*
>>676115382
>tfw no post-apocalyptic loli gf to whisper this in your ear before you die
>>676115767
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pSS67ctDl8
>>676115002
Rolling for this shit
>>676115784
re roll
>>676115766
rreroll!
>>676116006
7 come at me
>>676115891
>being a cuck
WOOOP!
WOOOP!
DRAMA ALERT!
DRAMA ALERT!
>>676110999
Reroll
>>676115784
god is dead, rolling
>>676115382
ok 7 let's go
>>676112338
ROLL OF LIBERTY AND FREEDOM
>>676116131
7 why
>>676114672
Rolling for Tsumugi.
>>676115766
REROLL M8
>>676115784
rolling once more
>>676115382
>mfw these rolls
>>676114854
Reroll
>>676116062
Roll!
>>676116197
got
>>676116073
theres an idea for a picture.
can i use it?
>>676116003
beat me to it, thanks
>>676115766
reroll :'(
>>676111103
STOP TRYING TO RUIN THE ILLUSION!
>>676115382
ok last roll
>>676115967
nice 7 you got there
>>676114731
THIS
>>676115766
Re roll
>>676116266
Feel free to. You'll be rolling *forever* to get the voice for it, though.
>>676115784
rolled roll rolling for rolls
>>676114854
Rerollz
Howdely-doodely, neighborino. I couldn't help but notice you've got a fat cock there. Why not stick it into my Flanders Fanners? Just insidely-didely my penis weenis.
>>676116197
http://vocaroo.com/i/s025DNTEyV2s
>>676116062
Reroll
>>676116378
fuck i was so close
reroll
>>676115002
POOOOKEYYYYYMONNNN
>>676114731
I might need this
I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in twelve-thirty flight
Her moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say: "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"
[Chorus:]
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become
[Chorus]
[Instrumental break]
Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you
[Chorus:]
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa [5x]
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
"One more crack out of you, and it's back in the walrus pit"!
>>676114854
Rollin again
>>676116060
Reroll
>>676115766
reroll!
>>676115784
rolling roll rolled for rolling rolls
>>676110483
Okay, a personal request.
"Where'd you go?
I miss you so,
Seems like it's been forever,
That you've been gone... FUCKING DAMMIT, GABRIEL"
>>676116438
Off by one
>>676116484
kek, roll
>>676116396
fuck yeah, thanks
>>676115382
fucking reroll
>>676116549
reroll
>>676116436
How about just a generic message for everyone else?
You make me sick. If I could, I wouldn't even acknowledge your existence, but everything about you, from your stench and ghastly visage, to your contemptible mockery of a sense of morality, offends me to the very core of my being. I hate every aspect of your person. The mere knowledge that you exist makes my life tangibly worse, and I wish I could purge that knowledge from my mind. You are the worst thing to ever come seeping from that putrid gash between your mother's hocks. I hope your entire fucking family drowns, and your pets too. Fuck you.
>>676114854
Rollroll
Kill yourself.
Please please kill yourself.
You should really kill yourself.
Please please kill yourself.
I fucking hate myself and everyone around me. 67.
>>676116665
Quads Off by one!!!
>>676116637
Finally
>>676116436
Thanks!
>>676116665
pls
>>676112338
rolling
>>676116062
rolling rolling rolling
>>676116601
reroll
>>676116699
TRIPPLE DUBS :D!
>>676116665
>>676116666
HOLY SHIT RECLAAAAAIMED
>>676116522
Roll.
>>676116665
I love lolis talking shit. 10/10
>>676115766
reroll
>>676116060
yup
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
these hitboxes are fucking stupid i'm going back to call of duty
>>676116891
reroll
>>676116843
Rolling
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>676116799
Checked.
>>676116149
reroll
>>676116536
Rollin again
>>676116909
roll
>>676116665
>not even quads
>>676116612
Roll
>>676116931
reroll
>>676116932
Once again
>>676116977
WINRAR OP DELIVER
>>676116986
holy fucking shit just get a 7 already
reroll
AUTOSAGE ALERT WE NEED A NEW THREAD
A NEW THREAD IS WHAT WE NEED
>>676116699
Nice Triple Dubs you got there, Anon.
fallout 4 was amazing, bethesda did an amazing job with this game
voicemail for zach pls
>>676116799
Reroll because dubs aren't good enough here
Woah Enkidu, nice to see you here again. I'm late now. If i roll a 7 go for this:
Hey guys, stop mesing with Mia, ok? I know she's not a saint, but that doesn't give you the right for rape her with a goat.
>>676116973
Have another roll
Voicemail for Eder please.
>>676115766
rerolllll
>>676116601
reroll (forever 1 ffs)
>>676116665
gib
>>676116149
I have a use for this.
You're not going to sue or anything, right?
>>676117135
rll
>>676116601
rerolllll
>>676112338
LAST REROLL
>>676117208
reroll
>>676117158
Would you like some butter with that roll?
>>676115382
Is this from anything in particular?
>mfw 7
>>676116601
r-r-r-reroll
>>676116062
Roll for great justice
>>676117237
>>676117257
WINRARS!
>>676117262
reroll
>>676116601
dammit fucking reroll
Lick my feet. Suck my toes while I rub my feet all over your face.
>>676117317
WINRAR
>>676117077
Nice 77 you got there, Anon.
i love meth
>>676116665
last roll before 404
Josh, you're a fucking nigger. I'll lynch your ass with Tyrone.
>>676116601
fuck you RNG, reroll
>>676114854
Roll
>>676117307
Winrar!
>>676112408
that
>>676117351
reroll
let this become true
>>676117281
Roll again
