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>wake up
>see this guy next to your bed
what do?
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>>676102571
Grab shotgun,

Shells drop
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>>676102571
Take him to the gym and teach him how to squat.
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>>676102571
wonder how I got into a prison cell
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>>676102571
Idk probably have sex with him
(Femanon here)
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>turn 360 degrees
>go back to sleep
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>>676103235
Tits or gtfo
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>>676103413
you'd be facing the same direction
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>>676102571
Open mouth, unhinge jaw, swallow that bbc
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>>676103531
newfag
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>>676102571
get ready
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>>676103498
Shut the fuck up
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>>676103968
thread's dead
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>>676102571
Tell mu wife that the bull is prepped
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Throw up then go get AIDS test
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>>676102571
Looks like I beating up a home invader this morning
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>>676104014
What? You obviously want attention so show them titties girl
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I've already embraced our future as bbc slaves. There's no denying it white people.
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I'D KICK HIS ASS THEN ASK WHY HIS BALLS HANG LOWER THAN HIS DICK
RIGHT BABE?
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>>676104823
They hang lower because of how much they swing while he pounds your moms ass
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>>676103531
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>>676102571
i'd say

"whoa, how big is your dick?"
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>>676104356
Kek not even the femanon. Youre just a thirsty peice of shit
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I'd tell the nigger to get his ass back in bed. Fuckin cold here in the mornings.
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Two rounds in the chest, two rounds in the head. Call Dead Nigger Storage to take him away. Pay for the clean up crew. No even noticeable by the end of the day.
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>>676105055
>not knowing why the rule exists

Lurk moar
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>>676104761
Wow, Dr Manhattan's cock is huge
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get raped
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I'd shoot him with my guns for being "inner cityyyyy"
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>>676105055
Go back to tumblr
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I would teach him how to open his chakras and release negative emotions
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>>676105539
It's not rape, it's reparations
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drag him into my bed and have hot steamy sex with him
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>>676105849
>I would teach him how to open his chakras and release negative emotions
through buttsex

FTFY
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U DUN WITE BOIZ
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>>676102571
Beg him not to beat me and let him fuck my girlfriend.
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>>676106054
Thank goodness she has those it'll prevent me from getting AIDS and fucking a dirty tattooed whore
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>>676106054
I like how they label themselves now so we know who to gas.
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"Sup man. You make the coffee yet?"
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lube anus
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id get all funky with him
yas
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"do you know where i can get weed?"
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>>676102571
Scream "Fuck! We're being robbed!" as I dive for where I keep my .45
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>>676102571
>Tiny gay manlet with tiny dick
That's the average french nigger.


I lock him in a room full of fat black prostitutes and then have sadistic gay asian men play with his ass.
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>>676105055
get out of here whiteknight faggot
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I'd fucking chill with Shilo
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>>676102571
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>>676105539
the only true answer
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>>676106054
Know that with each white girl black guys fuck, black people become whiter. The system is rigged so that Jamal can't have as many offspring as he wants, if the offspring is to survive and have offspring, Jamal has to pay allimony to the babby momma or Jamal jr. will be shot by the age of 12 because he has to steal and sell crack (this weeding down happens in a few generations of poverty). So black guys, if they have babbys with white girls, they might also pass along that predilection for white girls. Making them progressively for white girls, and because there are more white people than black people, the blacks will dissapear. Mfw when black people become whiter and we ethnically conquer them. Mfw when after 20 itteration of this, offspring is 90% white and doesn't even ressemble a black person. Mfw when after 500 itterations, no more black people.
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>>676108681
Leave it to a cuck to propose the solution to eradicating blacks is to let them fuck white girls.
I prefer the way we are doing it now: Withholding education to niggers, make it easy for them to get guns, enabling large economy for black market with war on drugs.
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shoot him
thank you based castle doctrine
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>>676109229
Not cucking. You can fuck black chicks to accelerate the process. If it will be to the leftists, the outcome wouldn't be brown goobers, it would be white people, because we are far more thant them. Think about it, and do your part, fuck black chicks.
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fuck his ass before he fucks mine
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Tell him I've got diarrhea, so how 'bout tomorrow instead.
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>>676109848
>*would be; far many; than; etc.
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>>676109848
>fuck black chicks

no thank you
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>>676102571
Where's my coffee, boy? And where are your clothes? I didn't buy you for this shit. Get dressed, fetch my coffee or it's the whip again.

Maybe. Or maybe I'd ask the missus if I'm hallucinating again. If she responds, I am. She's been in the ground ever since them coyotes
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>>676102571
bust a cap in his ass because a nigger broke my fucking house.
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>>676105193
>Gun toting amerifat
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