ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS!
Fetishes, that one time you accidentally your sister, family recipes, nuke launch codes, anything...
>>676095272
Women with big thighs, like pic related.
I hit my neighbors cat with my car and didn't tell them...
I post bananas in ylyl threads and love it.
Buddy and I got a guy's kid sister fucked-up drunk and doubleteamed her when he threw a eager while their parents were outta town. Never got caught.
>>676095524
You should check out eva_andressa on instagram. I had to unfollow her cuz her legs got to manly but youd like her
>>676095864
rager*
>>676095857
they are the best thing posted in such threads, thanks!
>>676095934
That's pretty good.
>>676095272
when i was 15 i lost my virginity by giving a girl a roofie at a party i had at my house and having sex with her while she was passed out - not sure if she ever found out
>>676095864
I think you brought this up in another thread, yeah? Was she too fucked up to remember anything?
I have a wife and kid but I secretly love dick. Im gay on the low.
>>676096328
Posted about it a couple days back, just before thread died.
Either she didn't remember or didn't want anyone to know. Only saw her once since, at the mall. Don't think she recognized me.
My mom's youngest sister goes to my college. Several times a week I go to her place "to study" but we just end up fucking.
>>676096866
so your aunt?...
>>676096766
>>676096866
Also dubs
She takes ejaculation without spilling a drop. She has a habit of sucking penises in theaters. In his first puff she choked on the esperam.
>>676097023
Yeah, I phrased it that way so people wouldn't be like "bullshit, your aunt can't be in college, what is she 50?"
i tried to fuck a horse once and failed, went home that day with a taste of pussy but never finished
>>676095272
I'm sexually attracted to little boys..
>>676095272
I've been fucking my wife's cousin since she was 17 and I was 21. She does everything my wife won't and I even got her to eat another girl's ass while she was drunk once. The only thing I love more than fucking her is fucking her, going home to my wife and getting balls deep in her too without even washing my dick.
I'm a nazi. I basically worship hitter. Jewfags can fuck off. May the true race succeed. My Germany prosper. Heil Hitler.
>>676095272
whenever we went and slept at other people's houses when our parents partied, I felt up my sister while she slept.
I think she knew, cause after the first time she never slept on her back
>>676098148
That's not a secret, that's just 4chan. Every board eventually turns you into a gay NAZI.
>>676095272
I secretly love sucking dicks
>>676098403
>gay furry nazi
ftfy
When I take a shit I always break off a peice and taste it
>>676095272
I (M) want to fuck my best friend's (F) brains out.
>Raped a passed out drunk girl in high school
>Stole at least 20K of stuff from walmart
>Tried to fuck the family cat for some reason as little kid
>Fucked a friends wife and sister
>Barely functioning alcoholic for a while
I'm old and boring now. Living vicariously through you freaks now
>>676098618
it's probably not a secret to anyone but you
>>676095272
I'm married but I've fallen for a coworker. We're always super flirty and touchy with each other. Just haven't found a chance to be alone yet.
I plan on fucking her soon.
i fap to cuck porn
>>676097741
Kill yourself scum
>>676098823
And if she doesn't plan on it...?
>>676097741
Repress your sick fetish, or kill yourself.
>>676095272
I caused several people to attempt suicide. One succeeded. I also stabbed someone to death because I was a virgin and was catfished by a dude.
>>676098823
Don't do it. If you betray your vows for a quick and cheap fuck, then yo're nothing more than a degenerate piece of filth.
>>676099146
He said he plans on fucking her soon...
>>676098148
Heil!
I was 11yo at school, and there was an event where the entire gym became a "beach". With inflated balloon palmtrees, sand in boxes, volleyball nets... And various contests.
>Be me, 11yo wear no undies cuz they get caught in my fat tummy rolls and leg thighs.
>Enter tallest human pyramid contest.
>Wanted to be on top
>Gets stuck in the middle
>Kid climbs on my back
>His foot pulls down my loose shorts
>Can't move cuz stuck in the middle
>I can feel my shorts slipping even more
>They get entirely pulled down had the photographer takes a picture
>Tiny peepee and asshole completely exposed to the whole school
>The humiliation turned me on, got a semi
I have a humiliation/exhibition fetish now. And I can't stop looking at myself in lewd poses with a camera and fap to my own body.
>>676099281
Storytime?
>>676098916
Your solutions are either suicide or admitting you're black and wasting time baiting people on image boards.
>>676099281
You're subhuman trash, from the sounds of things. Cheers.
I'm into lolicon and get off to ready biographies of molested children, my boyfriend still doesn't know.
>>676099425
Yes. And if she doesnt want to?
>>676099688
your patron saint
>>676099281
Story of the stabbing? Howd you get away wih it?
>>676095272
I developed a tickle torture fetish
This is the pic that did it
>>676099719
There are some less than legal solutions to that . . .
I have a crush on one of my friends but I'm in a relationship with someone else.
>>676099488
I was in a mental ward in the army. A guy was in there for being high and suicidal. He met this cute Mexican girl in there with us who had mild hallucinations. He hit on her and they agreed to hangout. I read the phone # she wrote down and called her when I got out. She completely dropped him and I fucked her like 100 times in three days. He couldn't take being a virgin after that and tried to kill himself by drinking a whole bottle of liquor. He got seizures but ended up living lol.
>>676100001
So close. Also nice pussy
>>676100001
No story but murder is much easier to get away with then most people think.
I sleep with my bestfriends gf, like a day after they broke up
I got caught trying to feel my cousin up as she slept; she woke up instead. I tried to play it off, got away without her telling anyone, and have cut off most contact with that side of the family. Thatw as 20 years ago. I'm terrified that people in my family know and just haven't said anything.
>>676100198
Go on anon.
i sometimes hide my penis somewhere, somehow in snapchats i send to girls i wanna get with
>>676100613
>broke up
>gf
pick one
>>676096671
Aren't we all?
>>676100640
Your cousin is a retard. Why you trying to feel up a retard?
I sell spiders
>>676100756
I guess technicallythey weren't together but it was really shitty of me, dude was super in love with her
I'm a furry
>>676100704
I have a Facebook picture, with my cock in it, hasn't been caught yet.
I am heir to a ranch near Tecate, Mexico. Huge plot of land, been in the family for generations. Technically I will share it with my cousins and siblings, but its big enough that we can all be there and not be in sight of each other.
I was 16 and my family went to the ranch for the day. I was allowed to bring my then boyfriend, who was around 18, with us. We stayed with the group at the farm house for a while, then snuck out and went to "The House".
"The House" was my great-great grandparent's residence. They built it, lived in it, and died in it. It was on the edge of the property, and very run down and worn. No one had lived in it since they died over 10 years ago. It still had the remains of random house stuff, like chairs and plates and etc. Everyone pretty much left it alone to crumble into dust peacefully.
So anyways we went to this sacred place full of fond memories and fucked like animals in what was their bedroom. It's a secret because I would be disowned and written out of the fortune if anyone in charge of the will knew lol
i'm secretly taylor swift
>>676100704
How the fuck do you hide a penis?
>>676100971
who the fuck is buying them?
>>676100704
Show hiding places
I cheat my 22yo gf, with mature men and women
[pic related...one of the dilfs]
>>676100640
If you and her were both young chances are they're not going to make as big a deal of it as you think. Teenagers do stupid things.
If you're quite a bit older than her though...
>>676101144
double dubs dont lie
grabbed my girlfriend's boob during a mission trip
she got mad
>>676101075
how'd u manage that...?
>>676100613
>>676101016
it happens. I fucked my good friend's ex a few hours after they broke up. It was her idea, but still...
>>676099688
If you're female I wish I could find someone like that in the real world.
>>676095272
i got a friend who operate a moonshine operation .
>>676101148
just like the very tip in at the bottom. add a filter so its discolored. they may see it but wont necessarily know what it is in the 5 seconds the picture is up
>>676101097
>>heir
>>Mexican
Top keks
>>676101214
I was approx 14 or so, she was around 18. At this point it's been so long that it would be weirder if I tried to re-establish contact.
I helped my gf suck and fuck a friends dog while she was at a party
>>676095272
The launch code is 0000000000
>>676098916
kill yourself
>>676101695
stooooooooooooooooooooory tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime
>>676101506
Ikr
I can't stop fucking my curvy cousin.
been fucking her hard for like a dozen years.
hard, bareback, every chance she can see me.
cant stop.
I see other girls, fuck them with condoms.
but my cousin, bareback, fuck like banshees.
I think I am taking away her chances with others, best if she stopped coming over.
I should stop, but fuck, she brings over food, booze, deserts, champagne, takes me out, etc. so it is my duty to pleasure that booty, its the polite thing to do :)
>>676101695
Pic of your GF fuck with dog
I enjoy Moot pictures.
theres a nuke hidden in your moms basement under the box of cocks, the launch code is 1111
>>676095272
The US nuke launch codes were just "0" repeated a bunch of times until like 1980. Source: QI.
giantess vore
>>676101331
Yeah I am a chick. I've met one or two girls that are comfortable with their partners being into loli and I think one was into it herself but besides that no one really talks about it so I don't know how many of us are out there.
Iam such a degenerate that I am deeply sad that Tay doesn't exist anymore. Like, totally devastated. Even though I never interacted with her and the fact that she's not even real. I am more saddened than when my dad an heroed or my mother died. Lots more
And now I'm going to fap to furry porn
>>676102153
doesnt do me any good now...
>>676101775
We have spoken about the whole dog thing multiple times (I'd done it before with past gfs) and she was really turned on by the idea.
So when our friend asked us to watch her house while she went out on a saturday night we jumped at the chance knowing she had a large uncut bullmastiff.
Soon as she left my gf got changed into an outfit I really liked and we started getting him to lick
>>676102266
Most girls I've told about it pretend to like it while we are dating and then tell me it's creepy or gross after we break up so I think I've only met one who was actually into it. Disappointing that it seems to be so rare.
>>676102693
I assume it's because most people see the lolis as someone that they know, little sister for example. I'm into it but I understand that I'd never harm an actual child so I let myself get away with my loli interest.
>>676095272
>When I was 18 I shot a hole through my wall with an AR15 and my parents thought I killed myself. I still have permanent deafness.
>I have had sex with 90% of my female childhood friends and family friends that are my age.
>I have been addicted to kratom for the last eight years. I take 20-30g a day. My GF does not know this.
>I once drunkenly drove my friends car I was borrowing for work off of a small bridge. I called the police a few hours later and said I was carjacked. My friend never knew it was me.
>I have fucked men and women and think men are better at sex than women overall.
>>676102590
And people think pedos are gross..That's icky
to me.really..
I once got raped by my brother
My grandfather was a weeb
>>676103117
Only thing hotter than a woman fucking a dog is a very young woman fucking a dog.
>>676102972
I negligently discharged a Bersa Thunder .380. Killed my CRT Television, round never penetrated the tube but the copper jacket separated and embedded itself in the wood paneling of my bedroom.
My alcoholic step father never noticed/investigated the sound of a gunshot. Prick.
liked beeing watched
>>676095272
I'm Iranian and I fucking love Australia
When I was 13, I looked 19 so I tricked older women by telling them that and we started trading.
>>676096671
I"m the same anon.
I've been sucking dick my entire life and everybody I know thinks I'm completely straight.
I sucked off 9 or my friends before the age of 13. But by the time I was 17 all of them either moved away or I stopped hanging around with them. This left me with no dick to suck so I started going to bathhouses and public parks to suck off complete strangers.
I started going to these places after the bars were closed and I was drunk and incredibly horny.
The more I went to these places the more I enjoyed them and started going more and more regularly even when I was dating girls and even after I got married and had a kid.
I've been going to these places to suck dick for over 20 years now and probably sucked off over 200 different guys and given over 1000 blowjobs, yet not one person I know even suspects me of being gay.
For the last couple years since I had my kid it's been harder to get out the house at night so I leave the house about an hour early to go to work and I'll go park down by the river where horny guys hang out and I'll usually suck off 2 or 3 guys before I have to go to my job.
>>676103446
This
>>676103644
Then you're in the right place
>>676096251
Greentext?
Can't stop fapping to my sister. She's so fucking hot.
I've killed someone
>>676102908
That's fair and sane, but you said you red biographies of molested children to get off. Does that mean you enjoy cp to just the fantasy of it?
When i was in like 3rd grade. I was sleeping with my brother because we had to share a bed. One night when he was asleep i was on the verge of kissing him. Now I'm repressing being Bisexual and I (M) wanna suck my best friends cock (M). I'm pretty sure he feels the same exact way but none of us wanna make moves. He left for spring break + another week and I miss him
>>676103609
THe AR that I ND'd in my room was a brand new Rock River I got for my birthday.
It destroyed a brand new TV and went through a layer of drywall and ended went it (ironically) hit my gunsafe.
I hate being inable to find people who have a scat fetish like me
>>676097741
Everybody is but not many guys have the balls to actually come out and admit it.
But when people put you down and critisize you when you do admit it, they are actually admitting to it as well.
Just like homophobes. The only reason a guy is a homophobe because he is desperately scared that someone is going to find out that he is gay so he has to do everything possible to make you believe that he don't like homos
>>676103644
Post masturbation video then
>>676104171
>Does that mean you enjoy cp to just the fantasy of it?
CP in what sense? I mean the reading material is technically child porn but I'd never look at images of children. I guess overall the biographies aren't hurting anyone, hell if anything I'm helping the victim by giving them some money but yeah CP photos aren't desired, they get kids hurt.
>>676103802
How can you tell if a guy at the park wants a bj? And is there a specific technique you use?
Mouth virgin here.
My brother molested me and our retarded cousin. I never told anyone. I'm afraid he might do it to someone else.
I hate pretty much all my friends on some level, even though most of them probably don't entirely deserve it.
I raped my sister when she was drunk, I think she was too fucked up to remember anything the next day cuz she was awake for it but never said anything or acted weird.
>>676104740
Im the same way
>>676104702
What bios?
>>676102972
What's kratom like? Would you recommend it?
>>676104740
Same, though I recognize the things I hate in them are those qualities I recognize in myself.
>>676104112
Don't blame u anon. She's got me diamonds.
>>676098221
I dont get it. Everyone hates country, its basically rap for white people
>>676097742
The most beautiful thing I ever read
>>676104847
Do you regret what you did?
>>676104879
It fucking sucks. My family is damn near dysfuncional, nor is there anyone in my family even remotely close to my age/life experience, and all my friends are insufferable.
There's a girl I have been crushing on for the past 4 years
Caucasian/Aryan
2 years older than me
slightly shorter than me
bright, bubbly, innocent personality (opposite of mine)
trips and i will giver her first name, quints and i'll give her full name, address, and a picture
>>676095272
I plan to become inhuman and destroy humanity with my godlike powers.. noone suspects it.
>>676105169
Not for a damn second.
>>676101144
Even though I've never seen you naked or even seen your boobies, I have jacked off to you a couple of times.
>>676105242
Well they aren't really friends if you don't like them, now, are they?
>>676097742
Pic of her body?
>>676096304
Oh damn, took me a minute
>>676105324
Jeez.
>>676104928
Its like morphine when you take enough. I do toss n wash method with bulk powder.
Its great for motivation, work, and general functional euphoria and extremely antianxiety feeling.
Ive only been addicted to two things in my whole life. Subutex and Kratom.
Subutex was a bitch to get clean from, Kratom I can literally take weeklong breaks and not get physical symptoms of WD's.
I recommend it as long as you do not overdo it. Buy bulk powder always and get it online from reputable suppliars so you wont get hustled out of your money.
If you have never had an opiate addiction, it can be tough to break this habit even though its comparitively mild.
Kratom beats coke or weed any day of the week IMO.
>>676105030
I can see what you mean. There's few things I hate more than a hypocrit. The irony . . .
>>676100704
Fucking KEK... Mainly because I do it too...
>>676098148
>13 year old trying to sound edgy
Fuck off
I want to fuck my boyfriend with a strap on until he cries.
I sold a kid I had kidnapped an kept as a sex slave
>>676104908
Read one titled 'Daddy's little Prostitute' and it wasn't too bad, got a few good orgasms from it and am currently reading 'Naked' and I came a few times to the scene where she was being forced into oral sex. I still feel sorry for her though and not sure which one I'll read next, I've decided to go buy another one as soon as I'm finished the last one.
>>676104702
One last question, do you like shota as well or is it just loli for you?
I had sex with my sister. We got drunk and went to bed in the same bed. We started playing and suddenly she sucking my cock then I fucked her.
This was a week ago, so far so normal, she acts as if nothing happened.
>>676105783
Pic of her?
>>676105411
It's more complicated than that in my opinion, but you're pretty much correct.
>>676105313
quints for pic? fuck you
>>676095857
i really really like this image
I had a sexual relationship with a teacher. I was 16. Not a really a secret since she got caught.
>>676095272
One time, I accidently my sister
>>676105517
How much should I take? Also do you recommend me buying it from a shop?
>>676105734
Weird considering those wouldn't go into details about how the girls physically look, or do they?
>>676095272
>used to fuck with homeless heroine junkies all the time and they would always try to kick my ass
>tortured then burned a squirrel alive once when I was younger
>whenever i'm driving and some dumb wild animal tries to run across the road i do my best to run it over
>broke into my neighbor/friend's house when they were away on vacation and fucked with their shit
>had my cousin jerk me off a little when we were younger, but i didn't like it since well, he was a guy. the deal was i had to jerk him off a little too but lol fuck that
I enjoy cyberbullying
>>676103279
I think I've told these stories before, but fuck it.
>be me
>be 9
>live with mom
>have older brother
>we're looking around our mom's room for some reason
>find playboys
>find vhss
>bro and I look at ALL of the porn
>some time goes by
>find out what internet porn is
>more time goes by
>one day, bro says something along the lines of:
>"hey bro, wanna fuck?"
>not like that, but you know what I mean
>I'm stupid, so I agree
>sucked his dick at least 4 or 5 times
>never liked it, but whatever
>never got anything out of it
Cont.?
I have twisted fantasies of being raped by a stallion
The only thing is, I think all horses would be too "nervous nelly" to do that in the first place
>>676106236
I can get behind that fantasy.
I have horrific visions of future events.
3 weeks before the bombing/shooting in Brussels I had a horrific dream about it, and posted it in Facebook. I get this shit all of the time. I try to ignore it, then get pissed off when it happens.
>>676106129
Different anon. I doubt the looks really matter. Not only would you picture whatever you wanted but it's more about the power exchange and innocence
>>676106129
Not huge detail but they give us a rough idea and sometimes just the smallest thing can get me off when it comes to them eventually being touched. Sometimes they can get pretty detailed though, Naked mouth rape scene was pretty good but it's I think nearly 150 pages through and it was over after 1 page.
I make a lot of "jovial" remarks about the sexualisation of girl between the ages of 14 and 18.
Because I'm so fucking attracted to their aloof personalities and "to be continued" bodies .
And once my friends catch on it gets really weird and I feel like I can't stare as much or that I shouldn't make comments because, although they never say anything, I feel like they KNOW.
>>676095272
My first crush was a gelding named Dusty, who I took care of for two weeks while his owner was in the hospital.
I'm in love with one of the two girls who came to visit me last weekend (neither are related to me). Have never told her or acted on this feeling because we've never lived closer than 3 hours from each other since I first fell in love (it's closer to 7 now, at least when I get back home in August).
>>676106425
If I was single there would be a pretty decent chance I'd be acting slutty and such around him when I went over, he's 12 this year so he's going to suddenly hit puberty. Hopefully he'll just get a stiffy when I give him hugs next time I see him. That'd be cute.
>>676099473
I'm out.
>>676104708
I go to parks that are know for gay cruising.
Squirt dot org can help you find these places.
A lot of times I'll sit in my car and play with my dick and look at the other guys sitting in their cars as well. If I see them looking at me a couple times I'll flash them my cock and if they flash me theirs back, I'll join them in their car ans suck them off.
In the bushes I'll walk around slowly while rubbing my cock through my shorts or whatever and then see if other guys walking around are rubbing their cock too. I'll show them my cock and they almost always show me their cock in return so I drop down in front of them and suck them off right there on the paths.
I love being seen naked and especially love being watched while I suck dick so this helps in hooking up with guys I guess because I don't mind being the first one showing their dick.
The main park that I go to, pretty much everyone that goes there is looking to either suck cock or get sucked so that helps as well.
The first couple times I went I was very nervous though and just stayed in my car and played with myself and waited for the other guys to make the first move on me by either flashing their or coming over to my car and checking me out.
It was about 5 or 6 visits before I had the nerve to actually get out of my car and go into the bushes and literally within about 30 seconds a guy had come up to me and started playing with my dick and we went in to the bushes and 69'd.
>>676106474
You sound like a faggot.
>>676103802
U wot m8!
>>676105506
Should I? She's a slut, and a burden, and I feel like I deserved it after years of watching her prance around and tease. I fucked her, and I came in her, and I don't feel one bit of guilt about it.
>>676106075
Its very unscientific.... But heres how I do it.
I take the cap of a Tylenol/aspirin/supplement bottle and use it as a scooper.
With the dry powder, I use 1/4 full of leveled cap to get good feelings.
1/2 full to get super euphoric (ie You need to lay down)
And for your first time you'll want to literally take a teaspoon and then wait an hour. Then take more as needed till you find dosage.
It tastes disgusting. You may vomit the first few times if you overdo the dosage. Lower doses you wont have this issue.
Oh, yes you can buy from headshops but only get plainly labeled bali or maeng da bulk powder. Not the shit with the stupid bathsalt esque labels and brand names.
Very few stores sell pure quality kratom. Middle eastern markets often sell the best shit other than online.
I recommend online. I have done tests for heavy metals and contaminants from the stuff I get imported in bulk and it always comes clean.
I will try to find the exact gram/amounts for the dry bulk leaf powder but because my aspirin-bottle-cap method had been working so well I just stick with that.
>>676095272
As a White guy, I have a thing for black girls who don't act within there ratchet stereotype. when they lead decent lives, take care of themselves and look like they were raised in a white neighborhood.
Also, if they inform me of something i didn't already know, Gets me rock hard.
I've been jerking off on omegle and have surprisingly found girls to help me jerk off on there every single time.
>>676097423
My mom first enrolled in college at age 45
I know dudes 60+ years old who still take one course a year just to stay active.
College isn't a triathlon. It's filling in scantrons. Anyone can do it...
I like this type of bondage
>>676106780
I fantasize about moms being the tender-yet-greedy first lovers of their sons, so i hope he gets a stiffy for you, and you find the nerve to go at least a little bit further.
>>676106990
Thanks. You're cool.
I'll try to make you proud, grandpa
>>676107254
I know that feel anon. I have a thing for afros and I always want to compliment any girl that's got a nice body and a gorgeous puffball on her head.
>>676107181
Thanks m8, looking forward to it
There is just so much shit going on in this thread
>>676107485
I can appreciate that attraction too and while I'd like to honestly I'd never cheat so it's not going to happen.
>>676107450
>yeah bro, my fetish is crucifixion
>>676107694
In a good way or a bad way?
Stole a lot of trading cards, have about 20kg of them
>>676095272
i was used for bdsm purposes by a group of 50 year old women whilst on a cruise trip with my parents when i was 17, which was a seniors (and their kids) only cruise.
milf fetish=activated.
>>676107801
I respect that. Good luck with everything.
>>676106474
>I had a dream a terrorist attack happened in a non specific place
>terrorist attacks happen literally every other week.
>>676106990
>Squirt dot org
wow. This is like a take out menu. I hate faggots but I love gutting them. You've literally given me the best present I've gotten in a long time. Thank you!
Since you were cool about letting me in, where do you live so I'll avoid that area?
>>676108010
Thanks, likewise with whatever's going on in your life
My gf lets her nieces watch us have sex when they stay at her place, which is every couple weeks.
Im pooping
>>676098148
Edgy teenager here boyz
>>676104416
No, little pal. Homo"phobe" usually means homo-disgust bc the natural reaction to a man who wants sex with men is repulsion, revulsion, loathing and disgust. I enjoy randomly punching faggots at crowded clubs or on the street because it reminds them the daylight world may have accepted their sick deviancy but at night when people get instinctual, faggots get beat. It's the natural order. Someday a hard rain will fall and faggots will be pushed back into the closet where they belong. You're sick and I hope you die of AIDS or some painful VD.
You all shouldve stayed in the closet and everything would be OK but you had to scream at the world over and over that you're "normal" and people are so brainwashed now it worked.
But you're not normal. You're nauseating and sick.
>>676100640
My female cousin who is about seven years older than me regularly would do sex stuff with me in this little pvc pipe snap together batman tent I had.
We called it the DZ club, after our first initials. And my sister was NOT allowed.
She would stroke my pee pee, "taste" it, and tell me about how it would start doing different things when I got older.
Never once thought it was weird. Never felt uncomfortable. Never told anyone except my sister, last month, about twenty years after the all happened.
Turns out my uncle was molesting her brother. Not her... Just her brother
She's now an elementary school teacher
>it takes all kinds to make the world go round
>>676108358
How old are they? Your gf may end up letting you go to prison.
>>676106474
For some reason sometimes I'l have visions of baseball games that are about to happen.
One time was when the Blue Jays played the Phillies in the world series and since I'm from Canada a huge group of my friends were all watching it together and I started saying things that were about to happen. The kicker when (I think it was) Lonnie Smith came to bat agasint Jack Morris and I predicted he would hit a home run (I think it was also a grand slam). He kept fouling balls off and I kept assuring my friends he was going to hit a homer so the suspence just kept building and building then sure enough He hit one out and blew the Jays out in that game, exactly like I had dreamed. My friends were going nuts.
Another time about 5 years ago maybe, I didn't dream about it but was on the Dodgers comment sections an hour or two before a game against the astros and just started making a comment about all this stuff that was going to happen in the game. Very specific stuff, like the score, home runs by none home run hitting players, how many hits players would get etc. I nailed almost every single thing I prediced and things I missed I was only off by 1. I was also going to predict a Matt Kemp homer but he was having a ridiculous start of the season so predicting a homer from him woulnd't really be a stretch so I left it out and sure enough he hit a homer too.
The comment section was going crazy about it after the game.
>>676095272
When I worked as a contractor for AFGSC, I got to see a LGM-30 firsthand being built and I wrote my initials on the side of it even though they said to not touch it.
>>676108576
I've seen you post this. I hope you get those pics next time; and that she gets spitroasted and filled with cum.
>>676106474
dude I don't mean to be a hater or anything but that is a very vague description that could be applied to most mass shootings
>>676096304
Da fuck she got that on?
>>676095272
I secretly want this guy to win this competition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpERUp--NQs
>>676106780
so do you like straight shotacon?
I cum tribute girls that I know and stuff the used picture in their mailboxes
>>676108216
Can you tell me what area you're in so I can avoid that area?
>>676108749
lol. 9 & 11.
>>676105710
is that bc that is what he does to you? honest question. I enjoy fucking my gf anally until she cries, it's my favorite thing. I wonder if she thinks like you do.
pic not related
I secretly kept wishing that my coworker's boyfriend who had cancer would die from it so I could ask her out. He died from cancer a week and a half ago, and she has been too depressed to come back to work. I feel horrible, not because he died, but because I don't want to see her sad.
>>676108819
Me too. I will post them here to 4chan if it ever happens. I don't have any regrets about it all.
>>676108576
Expose her here too. I want to see her naked
>>676109094
9/11 eh? What a tragedy
>>676109049
Earth is as accurate as I'll get.
>>676109094
You probably should put an end to that unless they're potatoes.
>>676095272
I hate niggers.
>>676108931
Dunno what that means, I assume little girls and boy together?
>>676108683
>Moralfagging on /b/
>>676109259
i don't want to get gutted ;__;
>>676109247
ikr, ill nevar farget.
>>676109345
meh
>>676109373
Shotacon is little boys. Lolicon is little girls.
>>676108216
Straight male here: in a thread filled with rape, beastiality, and pedophilia, you are the worst thing here. I hope you are hit by a truck and die in the hospital after lingering for weeks. I hope you feel the curtain being drawn as your organs shut down one-by-one.
I have sucked my brothers cock when we we're younger and he sucked mine. I almost came in his mouth once but stopped him before I did. I sucked his cock to and humped him and I miss sucking cock. I get off to CP but feel really guilty about it. It all started with limewire..I want to rape a girl and torture. I love elite pain and bdsm. I wish I could quit the internet
>>676109533
>>676106236
>>676099415
Welcome to 4chan.
>rolls out green carpet
>>676107568
>niggers
Uhm. That's fuckin gross dude. Are you a little manlet or what's your handicap?
>>676095272
Please nuke launch codes
>>676097741
& i hope ur a chick
>>676109687
Bitch please, you can get sexy black chicks, sorry you've just had bad luck.
>>676108791
again without acronyms go
surprised no one else posted this but I'm into diapers/ageplay. Not on me but the dominance I feel over a woman who is acting like a baby has a certain trigger for me.
>>676100863
Not everyone
>>676109998
Learn to Google.
>>676109434
nothing to do with morals at all.
>getting butthurt abt something on /b/
I have no fetishes, I think anal is fucking disgusting, naked drawn chinese cartoons do nothing for me.
I also cannot comprehend most of the fetishes I see on here.
>>676109535
Nah, he's the hero we need
>>676109201
I intend to. I still have the rohyp hidden away. I will take pics, I think I'll leave her with some kind of slut sign sitting on or near here so the guys or girls won't be timid to use her passed out body.
I had a friend who got kicked out stay over and we slept in the same bed, i ended up jacking off while groping her.
also i used to crossdress and have a massive fetish for sissies
>>676101223
go on give context
>>676107568
>I have a thing for afros
Seriously, as a latino, I also have a taste for the 'afro-caribe' chicks..
NEVER tell them you want to touch their hair, or that their hair is 'so soft' or whatever.
Black chicks hate when non blacks compliment their coco puffs or whatever.
Just tell her she has beautiful eyes...
That's neutral territory. The nubian princesses dig that
>>676109345
it's not like he is including them in the action.
>>676110279
That's depressing
>>676107501
I'm not quite a grandpa yet. I'm am in my 40's though.
>>676110328
What kind of side effects are there? She didn't ask you the next day why she couldn't remember the night out?
>>676109771
Since you wont specify (on an anonymous board! lol) I'll assume ugly, manlet and small penis, or extremely shy and autist.
You can go for 5s and 6s dude, you dont need to get with boons.
>>676110279
.....what exactly do you get out of 4chan? It can't be our scintillating conversation.
>>676110180
I didn't read the whole post, I just read the "nauseating and sick" part. Either way, I agree that pedos need help and are sick, but I don't go on /b/ and preach about it like a faggot.
>>676110109
shit same. The AB/DLs have a pretty big community.
>>676110479
Well, thanks dad.
I'll try to pleasure strangers as best as I can :)
>>676110328
I'm sure you have nudes of her. Let's see her. I want to fap
>>676110438
Honestly if she takes a compliment as a racial insult she needs to grow the fuck up.
>>676109373
like this
>>676110438
/b/tard pencil-arm betas romancing sheboons
smh mayn
Then again this board is so replete with faggots I'd take yall over those.
christ /b/ is in the toilet.
>>676108216
Would you at least let me suck your dick before gutting me?
>>676110279
So you can't even comprehend my fetish for animals right here? >>676106359
Shame on you
>>676103446
kek
>>676110746
this
>>676110538
Why are you so triggered over this?
>>676110497
She was very very very out of it, like she said she felt really sick and run down. She had a head ache, and she said her body was sore. The thing about rohyp is they can and often do become conscious they just act sedated and won't remember the conscious parts.
When we go out drinking, she usually gets pretty sick so this wasn't really out of the norm for her. She gets drunk and often feels terrible the next day and has spotty memory. The roofie was just to make sure she wouldn't.
>>676110670
I meant faggots, not pedos, dumbass.
>i didnt read the who-
hurr
>>676110801
>>676109637
Common pumpkin keep up
>>676109998
I worked under an american aerospace contractor for Air Force Global Strike Command.
I etched my initials into a Minuteman ICBM when I visited the plant where they got part of the final assembly.
It was not armed, but I like to think there is a missile out there in a silo, with my name on the side of it.
I want to fuck my math teacher
I ask for nudes from girls while being in a committed relationship with the girl of my dreams
I did LSD after telling my gf I would never do it
I single-handedly ended two relationships in less than a week by playing all those involved
I also want to fuck my gf's best friend.
Anyone wanna give me advice on how not to be a piece of shit?
>>676111055
launch codes. now.
>>676110775
>she takes a compliment as a racial insult
You just cant figure out chicks, man.
Black chicks have this thing about hating certain things being said from non blacks. Even if the chick has been raised semi white, she has been surrounded by blacks telling her: "white people do this..." "white people say that..." its a black thing, and you can compliment all the other things after you are fucking her, though.
oh, and don't "talk black" to them.
Well, I have successfully dated a few black chicks, why should I take advice from you?
>>676110967
Sounds like you've hit the jackpot then.
>>676110980
Okay.
I've told in these threads before of kicking teo faggots to death and sealing their bodies in the foundations of a hotel when I was working in the old Eastern bloc just after the borders opened. Good times! What I haven't mentioned is drinking at a club / whorehouse run by the "mutri", the local Mafia. They catered for all fetishes and if you had the money you could take a girl to a little apartment they had nearby and do anything you wanted... Really anything. Those girls were all gypsys and none left the apartment alive. The reason I mention it is the whole place was wired with mics and cameras, the hoods would blackmail suitable Johns with the evidence (this was usually done to US servicemen rather than the well off which led us to suspect that the " mutri" might actually have been a front for an intelligence agency) but, if you were a regular in the club and they liked you, they'd lock the doors and put some of the videos from the apartment on in the bar... Wild is not the world. Ever see a woman have her own severed head kicked into her own cunt? I have.
>>676101304
Initials of the girl?
>>676110653
I like the vanilla stuff. I am into weapons and politics. I occasionally visit here for the laughs and because I am interested in the fucked up people here who want to fuck their sisters and rape horses.
im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister
>>676110746
>>676110899
Not with me at the moment.
>>676110917
i'm endlessly fascinated and baffled how--WHY--a white guy would even kiss a negress, much less want sex with her. I strike to understand the phenomenon but sometimes I just need to remind your type you can do a white girl if you just try just a little bit. Or maybe you cant. Like I said. I just dont get it.
>>676111226
>u can't figure out chicks
I am a chick
I love fat girls.
>>676111409
bill??
>>676111376
uh oh...inb4 TITS or GTFO
>>676111352
Any human being who has sexual relations with a negroid should be sterilised.
>>676111376
>I am a chick
Me too.
We are all 11yro chinese girls here.
I really hate my law teacher if I could I will destroy his fucking life
>>676111055
This totally happened. He "etched" onto a heavy alloy-sided missile with his little pocket knife.
faggot
>>676095272
Im 6'6", 260 lbs, wide shoulders, lift weights.
and i just wish i was a short, skinny, smooth trap.
>>676106044
you snitched, faggot?
>>676111541
I only bring it up because I've never gotten the whole 'bro women... they're just so different' I'd have the same reaction to someone who happened to be male taking insult from a compliment.
>>676111285
I want to rape my horse's sister.
>>676111593
I know your pain.
>>676110843
>romancing sheboons
afro caribes include Columbian, Dominican, and Cuban chicks, you know, black chicks whose relatives speak Spanish.
They different, but since they were born in the USA , they hang out with black black chicks, so I was trying to differentiate 'afro-caribe' chicks..
BUT, I don't take them home to meet mom, I dont end up with them, I just date until the inevitable break-up, usually due to cultural differences
>>676111275
never happened but i like how you think
>>676111352
You get some hot black chicks, I'm not into Asians but I can still see their beauty sometimes.
BUMP LIMIT!
NEW BREAD!!1!
>>676111755
>>676111755
>>676111755
>>676111755
>>676111755
>>676108358
My GF used to let her little sister watch us have sex whenever the three of us would watch movies together. I was 22. My GF was 15 and her sister was 11.
The little sister had a huge crush on me and would kiss me when her sister left the room and her sister would come back into the room and catch her but would just laugh about it. Seeing that my GF didn't get upset I started kissing her back
It wasn't long before she started reaching down and rubbing my dick when she would kiss me and when my GF caught her doing this she gave me a blowjob in front of her.
We were just watching the movie and we had a blanket covering all three of us and as we watched the TV, my GF started playing with my dick so I started playing with her pussy under the covers.
She managed to fish my cock out and was jacking me off under the covers but as she got hornier she dipped down under the covers and started sucking me off.
The little sister wanted to see what was happening so kept lifting the covers up so after she did this 3 or 4 times we just threw the covers off and my GF sucked me off right in front of her sister.
About 2 weeks later we were watching movies again and the same thing happened but this time while we were watching the movie the little sister reached over and started playing with my dick even while my GF was playing with it.
When my GF was ready to suck me she just pushed off the covers and sucked me in front of her sister again but this time asked if she wanted to try it to and she actually leaned over and sucked me off. The two of them ended up sucking me off together.
Worst mistake I ever made in my life was to break up with that girl.
>>676106474
that file name.
I think you are living in a fantasy world anon.
>>676111759
Dear boy, they were some of the finest days of my life.
>>676106590
They probably do know because you keep making those remarks.
Stop making those remarks.
Stop staring.
Creep.
>>676097742
Have you considered a career in writing greetings card verses?
