CIVILIZATION THREAD
Hey, its OP from earliers civ thread with the trump wall and zombies and shit. (Ill upload an album of the whole thing if requested)
Anyway, heres the second Civ thread.
A man and a women wake up on a rocky hill. They have no idea how they got here....
First dubs after each update decides what happens.
If there are trips before dubs, it triggers an event.
>Population: 2
>Supplies: 10 (-2)
>Status: Tired
shameless self bump
Fuck off no one wants to play your gay game
>>676093445
If dubs OP gets out of the thread and deletes it
>>676093986
Reroll
>>676094031
Reroll
>>676094081
Reroll
>>676094113
Reroll
>>676094147
Reroll
>>676094197
Reroll
>>676094242
Reroll
>>676094298
Reroll
>>676094334
Reroll
>>676094375
Reroll
>>676094421
Reroll
>>676094464
Reroll
>>676093666
The people begin to fuck, and since its a male and female, there is no gayness in sight!
TRIPS EVENT:
Weeds start to grow at the base of the hill. What could this mean?
>Population: 2
>Supplies: 8 (-2)
>Status: Gettin tired of ur shit mayn
>>676094506
Reroll
Nuke your closest ally
>>676094555
Trips get but not dubs
Reroll
>>676094639
Reroll
>>676094681
Reroll
>>676094726
Reroll
>>676094762
Reroll
>>676094802
Reroll
>>676094523
turns out the mountain there on is actually just a nipple to an even bigger being
>>676094841
Reroll
>>676094885
Reroll
>>676094934
Reroll
>>676094983
Reroll
>>676095032
Reroll
>>676095074
Reroll
>>676095120
Reroll
>>676095188
Dubs get
GTFO OP
DELETE THREAD
OP BTFO AND CUCKED
>>676094555
The girl blueballs the guy, deleting his future orgasm! What the fuck!
TRIPS EVENT:
Toxic waste starts spilling in
>Population: 2
>Supplies: 6 (-2)
>Status: Cant even hold all these rerolls
>>676095286
The man explores, the female gathers the weeds.
>>676095691
Reroll
>>676095750
Reroll
>>676095849
reroll
>>676095286
set fire to the kush forest
>>676095286
The male stays instead of adventuring, the female makes a somewhat of a pulley and gathers the weeds, and they boil them down in a bong and pussy money weed
>>676096011
wINRER
>>676096011
The man looks around, and finds some sticks and rocks and shit.
The girl finds small buds on the vines, that may be edible. +5 Supplies.
The vines are growing at an incredibly high rate.
More toxic goo spills in. Is it affecting the vines at all..?
>Population: 2
>Supplies: 9 (-2)
>Status: Feeling Toxic
>>676095735
>TRIED SO HARD
>AND GOT SO FAR
>IN THE END
>IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
>>676096829
gtfo OP you got BTFO
EARTHQUAKE
>>676097357
reroll
>>676096829
Burn the weeds with FIRE
>>676097407
reroll
>>676097407
ROLLING
>>676097407
rerolling
>>676097407
rerolll
>>676097407
Rolling for fire
>>676097959
rerolling for this
>>676097407
All you rolling for me self roll
>>676096829
Drink the toxic goo
Weeds become tentacle monster and impregnate woman with 8 Ayyy lmao babies
>>676098639
Roll
>>676098639
Takeing to long for dubs holy fuck
Rolling btw
>>676099120
ikr, rolling
>>676098639
Roll and chek em
Helicopter drops assorted thingies onto the hill
>>676096829
Hire harry poter to fix it
>>676096829
Release the lions
>>676099600
That wins come on
>>676099600
Winner
>>676099600
Lions appeared out of nowhere! They start climbing the hill
>Population: 2
>Supplies: 7 (-2)
>Status: Impatient
Human lion orgy
>>676100076
Man sticks wasp up ass
>>676100822
Yay i win
>>676100822
Winner
>>676100076
Burn all the weed on the map to sedate lions
>>676100822
God why
LOW ORBIT ION CANNON!!!!!!!!!!!
>>676101480
I said a wasp up the ass
>>676100822
>>676101480
Wait your not op right?
>>676101789
Ain't op nigger
>>676100076
man lights vines on fire to burn out the lions
>>676101992
Ok chink
>>676102261
Allredy have a winner
>>676100822
>>676100076
Come on op hurry
>>676100822
