How often do you masturbate, /b/?
> Once a week master race reporting
twice a day.
>>676088093
once a day but im a wizard now so im a lot lazier
>>676088093
whos she?
Sometimes ill go 2-3 days but then there's times when i do it 1-3 times a day a few days straight then i skip one or two.
>>676088912
I don't think she's done anything else and I don't know. I'll upload the rest of them if you'd like.
1-3 times a day. I'm a very horny boy.
>>676089518
>>676088664
This is where you belong.
>>676088093
daily
Depend. Sometime 4 time a day, sometime i can go a week without masturbating. If I have a sex-plan around definitely less.
>>676089379
Yes plz. More plz
>>676090582
2/5
>>676089851
>>676090582
3/5
>>676090582
4/5.
Twice a night
>>676090582
And here's the last of them.
>>676090692
moar
>>676091030
Like in a 4-6 hour span or what?
>>676091160
delicious.
>>676091160
Ty!
Most of the time, once, sometimes although uncommon 2. sometimes, like today, none throughout the day
>>676088093
10+ times a week. I'm pretty ashamed.
Depends on whats on the front page
>>676091473
Some times I fap for hours straight. Dick literally hurts
>>676088093
Whenever I can. It's like a legit fucking addiction. I just bust nuts left and right and it's never enough.
>>676088093
atleast 3x a ay, atleast.
>>676091423
I know, dude. Those thighs are fucking unbelievable.(So is anything else about her, really.)
like 5-7 times a day
>>676091841
•day
>>676088093
3~4 times a week. i bate anally, so i dont always cum
Haven't fapped since Dec 30, 2014. Should I kill myself? I'm sort of close to this one grill at work, so I don't want to do it. Is it worth it though? I've bragged to my friends about it. Is NOFAP worth it? Tell me.
once a day. sometimes two regardless of having a girlfriend or not.
high labido i guess
Iv been edging for two weeks and not cummjng until next Friday
>>676091859
OP here, didn't post this. If you have even more of this girl, please post! :D
>>676091984
nope
ur only limitīng yourself
>>676091859
>>676092010
You're welcome.
Anywhere from twice a day for 2-3 days in a row, to once a fortnight.
>>676092010
Hnnnnnnggggghhhh
3-4 times a day, more if hungover
I do it everynight because i cannot sleep if i dont.
2 times a day on average sometimes 3-5. Lately it's been 3-5. But yah every day for sure.
My hero
Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin
>>676088093
once daily sunday through thursday then friday and saturday nights when im off.... as up to six to seven times a day
>>676088093
>How often do you masturbate, /b/?
Constantly.
>>676093202
>Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin is about to get raped
I beat the meat all day everyday. I had to quit my old job because of how bad my addiction had gotten, I beat that shit like it owes me money and until it starts to bruise. I haven't had much contact with women in a few years, or anybody for that matter. I want to fucking die
>>676093422
my nigga
>>676088093
2 load minimum, otherwise I get testy.
>>676091160
Thank you, needed that last one.
Here, Tits fron exs older sister. (Current fuckbuddie)
>>676088912
Darcy Martin, second most decorated girl scout in America.
>>676093202
When I'm hungover I masterbated for about 5 hours and only shoot once.
When I'm drinking alone I'll jerk it for 7 hours or until my heart feels like it's going to give.
On an average day it's 3-4
>>676088093
Usually at least once per day. Sometimes twice. Other times I go 2-3 days, but generally always within 2 days.
>>676088093
Few times a week
i have a grill friend for the sex. masturbation is a sin
>>676088093
Twice daily despite having sex with my girlfriend 3-6 times a week.
She would be ticked if she knew I was still jacking off in secret but I know her and I know that she would really be sick of my shit if I tried to have sex with her or have her jack me off or blow me every single time I was horny. It would be way too much for her.
Sometimes a quick and easy wank is all you need though, sex has potential to be a hastle.
Anyway you should really be orgasming more than once a week, even if just for maintenance purposes. Take care of your balls man, it's important for your health. Lack of self care is nothing to be proud of.
>>676094712
You two are not married? That's a sin too y'know.
Growing up throughout my teenage life my hormone's were quite high, masturbated daily or every other. However, now that I'm nineteen I don't tend to masturbate as much; twice weekly.
My attention is focused on other priority's: family, hygiene, education, and financials.
Weirdest thing, I'm a virgin and I don't care getting laid anytime soon.
>>676095024
i'm christian. i pick and choose what suits me best so fuck you
>>676095242
ha ha
at least 5 times a day.
>>676089379
Who is that?
>>676095418
Can you read?
>>676095671
Darcy what the fuck ever didn't yield any results
>>676093856
How to cum this much?
>>676088093
I use to be on a Moon phase cycle, but that's been fucked up for MONTHS now
>moon is waxing
I'm edging
>moon is full
I am cumming buckets, as many times as I like
>moon is waning
I sober up from being so cock drunk and don't touch myself at all
>>676096141
Edge every night for a week or so, then do a very long session.
>>676094976
Is it that unhealthy to only go once a week? I do that too. That's really as often as I feel like it.
When my dick isnt sore
>>676094976
same boat as you bro
I'm a solid 1-2 times daily during the week, 3-6/day on the weekend
3-5 times a day
trying to quit. any1 have tips for a b/fag
Too much. 1-3 times a day. Everytime i jizz buckets.
lately like 5 times a day.. on spring break
>>676098317
Distraction distraction distraction. As soon as you start getting horny find something else to do, go for a walk, play a videogame that requires two hands, commit a hate crime, just get your mind elsewhere
>>676098317
get laid instead, kek
>>676088093
As often as my girlfriend wants me to asturbate for her
>>676097036
If you only desire to ejaculate once per week then you may be suffering from low testosterone and may want to consult your doctor about possible remedies to the situation (they usually put you on some really mild steroids.)
Ejaculation should occur once daily at the least, of course with breaks every now and then (sometimes I won't do it one or two days out of the whole month.)
Daily ejaculation greatly lowers the chances that you will develope testicular cancer.
Aside from that your semen can be in indicator of good or poor health if you quickly examine it, even a glance will do.
(Won't go in depth right now)
Ejaculating once daily also allows you to flush your system of old sperm cells. Your testicles are constantly producing sperm and it just builds up the longer you wait and the old sperm cells aren't as good as the new ones, plus they're all just sitting there in your balls.
Despite the stigma around masturbation, there are a lot of positive things about orgasming once a day and there are only negative things about neglecting To do the deed.
It's actually unhealthy for a male not to ejaculat almost daily.
>>676088093
2 or 1 time(s) a day
>>676095052
Holy shit what. I sure hope you end up marrying a female virgin otherwise, enjoy your used car of a woman with who knows how many miles of dicks on her. Probably big black ones. Women nowadays are throwing themselves at niggers. Also, spics who have niggers blood in them.
I jerk off at least once a day. I have a girlfriend and we have sex a ton, so honestly jerking off as much as I have has helped my sex life.
Minimum five times a day.
I really do not know how to cut down, I find myself idly touching or I see something that makes me pop a boner and start masturbating.
It is a serious problem, my loads are tiny trickles/dry at best and my cock feels sore or bruised or something all of the time.
Can anyone give some pointers?
>>676097036
It's not that bad, your body shoots it while you sleep if you don't empty your balls regularly, your body does work a bit harder since it feels you need to compete to get a mate though, so as long as you're not a retard that drinks several litres of coke and eats nothing but mcdonalds you'll be fine
>>676098317
Don't, you'll be super horny all the fucking time, you'll have wet dreams, you'll be more likely to develope testicular cancer.
People may say masturbating makes you a loser but it's better to jack off and be a healthy individual who's life isn't ruled by constant desire for sex than to never jack off and be a fucking wreck who's more prone to disease and more likely to commit a crime like rape.
>>676090998
the hair tho
>>676098638
preciate the help :')
I wank at least 5 times a day and I can't stop. It gets to the stage where I can't concentrate if don't have an orgasm.
>>676099521
That's not even remotely true.
The more you masturbate, the more you get the urge to.
When I didn't for an entire 3 years, I was a lot less frustrated, never got horny, and never got random boners.
Masturbation also releases testosterone, just an fyi.
>>676099742
That said, just fucking masturbate.
>>676099521
Even if all that shit is true but Ive realized that not fapping makes me more confident while fapping makes me nervous and beta and wont let me talk to girls
>>676088093
AT LEAST 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY! Those are rookie numbers you gotta bump those up.
>>676099805
That sounds like a psychological issue, sounds like you're ashamed of your natural desires, like you suffered some kind of trauma, like maybe you were caught masturbating once and the person who caught you reacted extremely negatively.
>>676088093
something like two or three times a day.
>>676088093
at least twice a day. just after waking up and when i go to bed again.
I think i have a few more that werent posted
who is this girl?
>>676088093
Could be once every 3-4 days. Could be 3-4 times in one day. Depends.
>2016
>still masturbating
>>676100526
LOL GOOD ONE FAM
I've not masturbated for over 4 weeks now and use the desire for meditation. My testosterone has died and I'm a lot less angry all the time. I also feel as though my conversational skills have improved as well.
>>676099357
Yeah, I've had that happen maybe 5 times in my life before.
>>676098946
I just figured it was depression or something, I don't really go to a doctor or anything. Then again, even when I was married, I still never even wanted sex more than once or twice a week.
I was on 6-8 times a week for years.
I haven't fapped since Christmas
>>676088093
Sauce
5-8 times a day, not even joking
>>676089851
Leave Descending Bill out of this, asshole.
>>676093576
Same anon. Only here to pass the time until I do. Jerking it at least takes your mind off it.
>>676088093
I'm pretty sure that's a Tranny. You can tell from the cone tits and the ribcage, and she's probably tucking the cock, hence the angle.
Everyday master race reporting in.
>>676101141
Virgin detected
a few times a week, very rarely twice in a day. I stay somewhat busy, and on off days I get distracted doin other fun stuff that I forget about fapping until its already late and im tired, so im like ahhh ill do it tomorrow and feel a little better about myself and not feel addicted.
>>676100712
Low testosterone in males has various side effects, not everybody experiences all of them but a very common one is depression, so if you do have depression, before you see a psychiatrist who will undoubtably prescribe you something like Zoloft which probably won't work, first get your testosterone levels checked.
>>676101141
are you stupid
>>676100981
How are you not chaffed to death? Does your penis look like ground beef?
>>676101481
Na man been doing since I was 12
>>676095052
Are you asian?
>>676101481
Lube pretty much eliminates outside chafing but I dunno how the dude's urethra isn't destroyed, I can't cum more than 4 times in one day without my dickhole hurting.
2-3 times a day.
>>676101757
I'm uncut
twice a day and i have sex 1-3 per week.
I masturbate because i need to release stress from my work.
Im a community manager so masturbating helps me to deal with people's shit.
Sex is good tho but masturbating drains the stress out of me.
>>676092010
Adventure time And chill!? OMG plz
>>676093856
How do you get a load like that?
>>676098837
I did twice a day before I got a girlfriend a couple days ago. now I don't have the urge to for some reason
Average 1 a day some times more sometimes not at all.
>>676102782
what fucking faggot clicks to watch that shit
>>676101370
I just remembered I had a blood test last year, but didn't see anything that looked like testosterone on there. Oh well, I don't really care enough to go out of my way to get it checked.
>>676088093
E'ry day.
>>676104010
A lot of guys are in those shoes and a lot of them don't care enough to get checked out but that's because they don't realize exactly how much it effects them.
I was suffering from low T but my doc. said it wasn't bad enough to take mess for. He suggested working out more frequently.
I decided from that day on to follow a strict routine and to change up my diet to accommodate my new habits. I have to tell you, I've never felt better in my whole life.
I promise you getting checked out is a lot less of a hastle than you're probably making it out to be in your head.
Getting your testosterone levels to where they should be can seriously change your life for the better.
>>676088093
you must be new here
Hold up; I've seen comments that say your testosterone levels increase when you orgasm once a day or so, but I've also read that it increases over 5-10 of no masturbation, after which it begins to drop off which supports my once-a-week schedule. What's actually true here?
>>676095052
Same here, I have a testosterone deficiency.
14-20 times a week.
Dick is clean.
>>676088093
at least once a day. usually its more like 3-4 times
Often, all I know is that my dick is hard and I want it wet
My ultimate record is 17 times in 24 hours. Sometime I'll green text about discovering my body back in middle school
>>676100695
It doesn't knock out testosterone completely, you filthy casual. It only decreases slightly. In fact, I somehow became more aggressive when I didn't bait. And no, it's not because I was irritable. Conversation was easier (and in my favor) and I was more driven for success and to trample those in my way.
You see, bait'n makes you weaker! It makes you content as the reward center of your brain is full and life isn't as vivid and worth the fervor.
