alright lads storytime, bare with me, my memory is a lil fuzzy.
>be me
>6 years old
>mother died giving birth to me
>dad left before i was born
>living in shitty underfunded orphanage
>wondering around one day, walking into other peoples rooms
>find a dumbell, lift it up and back down.
>meh.jpeg
>guy (about 15) watches me playing with the dumbell, tells me that lifting weights makes you strong.
>dont have many friends so whenever i'm bored i go to this guys room and "train" with him, mostly just fucking around or asking him questions
>friend gets adopted to family, says i can keep the dumbells for when i get older.
>about 7 now, playing with the weights
>hear a voice from behind me
>"Hi."
>get startled and drop weight on my foot.
cont?
>>676077447
why not
>>676077447
Hmm. I'm interested. Continue.
>>676077447
Continue
What is dubs
>>676077447
Moar
do you have it already written, or do you still need to write it?
If you still need to write it I'd suggest waiting to write it first and copy and paste it in a different thread, IF the story is too long.
If the story's just fine, then go for it.
continue
Continue before 404
continuing anyway but if anyone's here reply please.
>turn around and see a girl about my age, i was embarrassed that I dropped the weight on my foot
>"hey do you know what those things are for?"
>"someone told me if i keep lifting these up and down like this, i can get strong."
>"did u just drop it on your foot?" she starts laughing at me.
>I run away out of embarrassment, tears in my eyes.
>run far away (or atleast it felt like it) find myself sitting on a stonewall just outside the entrance of the orphanage/foster home.
>girl finds me, "hey what are you doing there?"
>"why did you laugh at me?!"
>"i'm sorry, i didn't mean to make you sad."
>she sits on the wall next to me
>"I'm sarah! what's your name?"
>"I'm anon."
>"Ok anon. nice to meet you!"
>she hugs me, first hug of my life.
cont.
>>676078092
yeah im typing it, bare with me.
don't die on me
>>676078587
Continue.
Continue I'm interested
bump
I'll bump, got nothing else to do.
I'm intrested
>>676079067
fuddle duddle
Bumping with ass.
a little bump for you
Does she die of cancer, don't do this to me op
OP here. Any interest?
More op pls
>>676079450
Keep it coming, faggot.
Spoiler:
She died of cancer
Bumpin
op here
browser just fucking refreshed when i was about to post
>>676079571
Kek
>>676079450
Keep typing
>>676079571
Fucking kek. Show me more
Bump for interest.
>>676079700
Check'd
I need more
>>676079706
Humorous. Nonetheless continue, I'm interested OP.
More OP
Bumpity Bump
>>676079911
Check'd
BUMPINGGGG
b u m p i n g
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>>676078587
>fastforward a year, me and sarah are really good friends now
>8 years old now, my birthday
>staff/'caretakers' dont really supervise too much so we can pretty much leave as we please.
>Sarah shows me the way to her home, she goes there every once in a while to see her dad
>dads not home
>we chill at home and it turns out sarah had bought me a cake for my birthday (i don't know where she got the money or how she knew how to purchase things by herself at age 8 but im not complaining)
>she brings the cake to the livingroom, on a table infront of the TV.
>i look around at various pictures of her and her dad.
>see one picture with her, her dad, and her mom, they seemed much happier in this one.
>anyways, sit down on the couch, sarah tells me shes going to the kitchen to get a knife to cut the cake.
>hear keys jingling
>"Hide! Quick!"
>her dad stumbles inside the house, drunk.
>I hide behind the TV set, making as little sound as possible.
>"Sarah! Where the fuck are you?? I TOLD YOU TO GET ME A BEER!"
>"Y-yes, ok dad. One second."
>He must have wondered into the kitchen "The fuck you doing with all the knives out?!"
>I couldn't see from behind the TV set, but I could hear a loud smack, and a punch.
>"You bitch! get me a fucking beer!"
>Sarah was crying lightly now, trying to hide it, I manage to find a slit of vision through the TV set, and see her dad coming towards the TV and sitting on the couch.
>dad picks up the remote and tries to turn the TV on, nothing was happening though.
>oh shit.jpeg
>must have accidently took out a wire or something
cont.
OP here. I've got some tendies cookin. Lol sorry for keepin y'all waitin lol.
Op plz deliver
>>676079858
>>676080409
MORE
This is getting interesting
>>676080661
KEK
>>676080409
Oh lawd.
>>676080409
Bump for op
Op ffs go faster
>>676080253
head like a FUCKING ORANGE
sauce for that pic?
>>676080409
If she has a home, why the fuck she at an orphanage all the time
>>676081049
U like that huh?
Forgot where I got it
>>676080993
Kek
Buuuuuuuuumpinnnn
>>676081060
Would u stay in a home like that?
>>676081060
To hide, poss.
Keep the thread alive
>>676081332
good point
>>676080409
moar
>Not pretyped
Deliver OP
>>676081477
Are we friends now?
I'm intrigued
Bump, this is interesting
>>676081653
yes
We can't bump too much or it will reach the limit
Please continue
Cont.
>i wake up, realize its all a dream
>still scared, jumped from the bed
>fell on the floor
>everybody do the dinosaur
>>676079911
N I N E
E
V
E
L
E
>>676081759
Niceeeee ~
>>676081955
kek
sorry its taking so long to type im a little emotional and maybe a little drunk
>yep, i was sitting on one of the wires.
>"The fuck??!!-"
>"Dad! I got you a beer!"
>"Shut the fuck up and give it to me then!"
>really scared.
>"Damn T.V.!"
>Her dad threw his bottle at the TV out of anger.
>wtf dude.
>sarah was worried for me, "No!-"
>"What'chu say?! You whore!"
>i didnt see his last act of aggresion, but i could see this one, he grabbed sarah by the hair and gave her a black eye.
>she began sobbing now
>"Get the fuck out of here!"
>literally praying to god for my life and sarah's at this moment.
>"who's cake is this?"
>I could see him grab a piece of MY cake and stuff it into his mouth.
>no you fucking didn't.
>i don't know why but I stood up and shouted at the ogre of a man, "You fat fuck! That's my cake!"
>i'm so fucked
>He started staring at me, "Nigger."
>I vaulted over the TV but I managed to think straight, i picked up a piece of the broken beer bottle that he threw at the TV and I was ready to go.
>Why i thought I could take him on I don't know why. I was a kid.
>"Sarah! Get my shotgun!"
>He literally charged at me, i slipped on some of the beer and fell on my ass, out of the way of the man.
>I got up to see that he charged into the broken TV, he was covered in beer and blood, with most of the TV's debris pierced through him.
>unconsious or dead i don't know.
>got sarah and got out.
cont.
>>676081890
Kek
>>676081955
Cool, some closure.
Bump and looking for sauce to this chick
Cont.
>He finds me
>I literally piss my pants
>He cums in my eye
>>676082059
SWEET JESUS MOAR
>>676082059
bump
i love greentext anons
>>676082287
Kek
>>676082059
Bump for more
>>676079911
>>676082059
bumperoni
>>676082059
>nigger
top kek
>>676082059
The suspense..
>>676082478
I think I should stop
This kid must be super fucking fat to risk his FUCKING LIFE over a piece of cake
Too fucking hooked to this story. Need more
bumping, also make this good op ill screencap if its good enough
>>676082568
U shud m7
>>676079571
>>676082607
well he said he was 8 at the time... how could he know better?
>>676082699
k m23
This is good. Like, frontpage of reddit good.
lurking keep it up
Cont.
>Run back to orphanage with sarah
>Tell her itll be ok
>pee on her
>>676082528
op confirmed for nigger
U better fucking deliver op
>>676082059
>we leave the house, to this day i don't know what happened to sarah's dad, if the police found him or if he's still rotting in that house.
>we start walking back towards the orphanage
>I see sarah is really distressed and sad, we have been very silent on our walk back, then i start trying to comfort her.
>"you know what I wished for, when you gave me that cake?"
>"what did you wish for?"
>"I wished for you to leave this place, the orphanage, everything. to leave and find somewhere safe."
>then, she ended up comforting me. as a kid without any parents, and having all your friends leave you to go live with other families, you fear abandonment and rejection. But then she said it.
>"I'm not going anywhere. not without you."
im going to rape your shit op if u dont deliver
>>676082974
gay
>>676082974
MOAR
>>676082907
For one in his life, OP won't be a faggot
>>676082974
rip in pepperoni
well i would be scared if a nigger bounced into my house. itll be completely fine to shotgun him until he barely moves
If this is it then op is nigger
>>676083061
Lol
aw really? that killed the feels u bitch op
>>676082974
Aww. That's sweet
>>676082974
Great, now it's a going to be a fucking Disney plot
Incoming feels
>>676083182
fucking kek
>>676082974
old
Cont.
Im 18 now
>sarah kills heself
>get really depressed because i loved her
>rape her body every night
>>676083480
op is necrophille
>>676083480
>loved
dontcha love her even more?
>op is nigger
k
>>676083111
checked
op pls type faster
>>676083697
dude was at an orphanage cause his dad split, what did you think?
update now faggot
>>676083949
>implying only black dudes can leave their kids
I know it's the stereotype but fuck sake man
No sad ending prish
Nigger stole his tv too by sitting on the cable, robbing the man of his match of the day
>>676079286
Imma need sauce pls
>>676083480
Good end 11/10
>>676083041
kek.
I think I love you.
Bump motherfucker i need closure
Is that it OP? Better not be.
>>676084118
Whats faster than a nigger running with your tv?
His niglet brother with your ps3
mfw op has never greentext a story before
8=> ready to fack at moments notice
HOOKED
heres where we find out op is still 8
>>676082974
>we spent our years in the orphanage until we reached adolescence, we were kicked out at around the same time.
>by this time, i had already started to pursue my love for lifting weights, my physique was really good, and a diet of mostly rice and chicken helped too.
>Sarah stayed in school and moved in with her aunt, i think her aunt was alright.
>I however didn't have any family. i literally had no place to live, and i was not about to live be homeless
>wasn't big on school either, school wasnt going to put food in my belly and money in my pockets.
>started hanging out with shady people. even today I don't regret it, i'd have probably starved to death if I didn't.
>aquire money through selling drugs, beating people up (always people who deserved it) shit like that.
>I was mostly a goon. people to get to do their dirty work if someone didn't pay their loan in time.
>living in a shitty apartment, eating 3 meals a day and making sure i don't owe anyone anything.
>Start going to the local outhouse of a gym, mostly for boxing but you could lift weights their too.
>become good friends with one of the coaches there.
>coach (lets call jim) starts giving me a discount, and says if I promise not to hang out with the people I hang out with or do anything illegal, he'll train me and turn me into the best boxer alive.
>this is what he said.
>I take up his offer and ask how am i supposed to get money to take care of myself.
>he lets me sleep in the gym and gets me food whenever I need it.
>start training, start boxing (no sparring yet.)
cont.
>>676082974
this aint to fucking anime, is it?
>>676078587
op here
>she then fucked me with a strapon
>the end
>>676077447
Cmon OP
>>676084855
was just bout to ask if u still gettin swole
>>676085084
yeah the coach was dosing his food and planning on giving him the D
Cont.
>Poop in hand
>>676085029
>>676084855
Love it
>>676084855
wtf is this story
>>676085440
No shit, i have no idea where this is going now
im sick of this shit op. turn this story around with a rape scene
cont
â”” the
â”” story
â”” you
â”” faggot
>>676085440
op becomes mike tyson
>>676085440
yeah op we dont have time enough in thread for a full life story, not that we wouldnt mind reading. type 1st next time
>>676083061
topkek
>poo
>>in
>>>the
>>>>loo
>>676084855
Just tell what happens to you and sarah
>>676085748
Just make a new thread after this one hits limit
>>676085976
DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS
inb4 thread404sbeforehefinishes
>>676079571
kek
op pls
>>676085979
>Rape her lifeless body as a form of true love
>thread is troll
Abandon thread, sage goes in all fields
>>676084855
>eventually Jim puts me in the ring to spar
>a fights a fight in my eyes, spar or not.
>can't differentiate boxing from streetfighting.
>I go all out in the spar, as soon as I knocked my opponent down, i started stomping and kicking him.
>jim pulls me off
>not allowed to spar for a couple months due to "foul play"
>i wasn't used to there being rules in a fight.
>spend my time training as usual
>I knew i had to adapt and realize my weaknesses if i want to make it out of the shithole i was living in.
>I had to start showing some self-control
>I started training differently, trying my hardest not to get angry or go berserk when I'm attacking the bag.
>whenever i realised I was mad or angry while training i would take a few deep breaths and punish myself with 10-20 pushups.
>fowl play ban lifted.
>Jim sets me up with another friendly spar.
>haven't been in a street fight or a spar for ages.
>feels weird my first time back in the ring.
>I heard the bell ring, and I was calm. I took a beating at first, but i didn't get mad.
>I was probably a little too calm, i worked myself up just a little, and knocked this dude out. legally.
>it felt good.
>I was on a good path now, having fights here and there, even if i didn't win them all, it was still a legitimate source of money.
cont.
>>676085748
>>676085979
Ok i'll skip to me and sarah.
>>676082974
OP IS JAMEEL MCKLEEN!
http://strawpoll.me/7196776
the time has come /b/
..
>>676084855
Used the wrong there on line 9
>>676086655
no he's not you faggot
>>676082760
shut the fuck up
Cont.
>bulit up anger realeases
>Curb stomp sarah out of rage
>rape her dead body every night
Pretty good cringe possibility if Sarah dies right
>>676086457
op confirmed african-american
>>676087010
It's time to stop posting
>>676087010
at this point anything is possible
>>676087181
Op is confirmed Rocky
>>676087010
I like this version
>>676083111
Am I the only one that remembers this pasta?
is op a nigger?
>>676086937
No he's not.
Fucking dumbass.
southpaw
>>676087423
Yes he is
>>676087423
yes
OP IS CONFIRMED ROCKY
FUCKING CALLING
[LOUD AUTISM]
>>676086946
>taking me seriously
Faggot
>>676086457
is that you Balboa?
>>676086390
Thread probably is troll, but that doesn't mean the story won't have a funny ending
>>676077826
A blessing from Raptor Jebus.
>>676087877
But nobody lies on the internet!
>>676086457
inb4 op becomes little mac
>>676088064
Hmm that's true. ya got me
>>676088064
The internet police will catch you if you lie!
I need moar of this story op.
If moms spaghetti i will murder my entire family (kids, wife and father in law)
bumpingggg
>>676088225
Contact or an hero fagot
>>676088237
Well get ready anon.
>eats jims asshole
>gets aids
> becomes this kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqwvgsLRPfM
>dies of being a huge fucking pussy
Someone repost this shitty story
I'm tired of waiting so bye fags
How i felt reading this.
Cmon you nigger op
Moar!!!!!!!
>>676086457
ok i realised i was kinda typing my life story, ill skip to sarah since i guess thats what u wanna hear about.
>during my boxing career, me and sarah stay in contact, she's doing good in school.
>we start dating and fall in love (as if we weren't already)
>one thing leads to another, I move out of my shit apartment and we move in together, to a nice apartment (cause i could afford it now).
>still living in the same shit area though.
>we're living just happily (we were even engaged), we had a shit childhood but who cares? looking to the future now.
>that's when it happened.
>hurricane katrina.
>we were hit pretty hard, but it was the aftermath that really fucked my life over.
>we lost our appartment and car, but we could always get that back, that wasn't the problem.
>Sarah being the kind heart she is started volunteering to help out the other victims of the hurricane.
>I joined her, obviously.
>we get so into it, start sleeping in a tent near the most hard hit areas, so we can help them from morning to night.
>A lot of people don't know this, but after the hurricane there was this group of 'white vigilantes' or maybe they were KKK I dont know. They went on killing sprees, killing and raping many african americans. http://www.alternet.org/story/114545/the_homicides_you_didn't_hear_about_in_hurricane_katrina
>Anyway, she was a good person, she was helping others, so was I.
>then one night. I'll never forget it. Screaming, shouting, gunfire. All that noise blended together, then I heard Sarah.
>"ANON!"
>I looked beside me in my tent and realized that Sarah wasn't there, I ran out, looking for her.
>she was only a few metres away, her stomach was bleeding.
>forgot to mention she was pregnant.
>no..
>I start walking towards her, shes on her knees.
>see a man with a gun, shooting god knows at what.
>charge at him and rain down punches on his face.
>it didn't matter though, I could fucking kill this guy but that wouldn't make my sarah look any better.
cont.
>>676086457
Op is nate Diaz. (only fighter I can think of)
KEEP POSTING FAGGOT
>>676088237
>Knees weak
>Arms heavy
>>676089039
>knees weak
>arms spaghetti
>>676089039
MOMS SPAGHETTI
>start using drugs
>inject heroine into penis head
>Go into next match high
>knock opponent out
>So high i fuck my knocked out opponent in the ass
>We both cum
End.
>>676088949
Oh man
>>676089209
>vomit on spaghetti already
>>676088949
DID SHE DIE?
>>676088949
Goddamn white people
>>676088561
i think i just died on the inside after watching that video
>>676089373
You're behind in the story, faggot.
CMON OP I WANNA SLEEP
>>676089209
>moms spaghetti
>moms spaghetti
>>676089373
Stop. You're as cringeworthy as your material.
op pls MOAR
>>676089429
ew who got this spaghetti on my vomit
>>676088949
NOOOO YOU BASTARD
>>676089373
you cant inject heroin into the head of your penis dude. people do it cause its usually the last place they have veins. you got a vein on ur mushroom tip?
lurker here, op pls deliver
>>676088949
bush could have prevented this
Nigger you better cont or hurricane catena is the least of your worries
>Joins KKK
>lynch niggers
>>676089987
>hurricane catena
kek
>>676090089
kek
>>676088949
haha you fucking new orleans fag
> kills gunman
> Sarah isn't breathing
> ohshit.jpeg
> gives cock to mouth resuscitation
> feelsgoodman
> we both cum
OP, you live in Louisiana?
>>676088949
You better type real fucking fast and Sarah better be okay you fuck.
>>676088949
fuck you op, fuck you! i was hoping for a nice story and shit, now i hate everything. I will kill my fucking family, i dont give a fuck about mom spaghetti now.
Stay tune for motherfucking cnn
This one is on you OP
I just realized...
Happy Easter my dudes!
>>676090335
Kek
>>676090089
>OP becomes moonman
>>676089913
>heroine mixes with cum into opponents asshole
>>676077447
>>6 years old
>>mother died giving birth to me
no kidding.
>>676090089
>>676090168
>>676090179
>>676090225
>>676090335
>>676089373
you guys still watching looney tunes?
>>676090363
No he's talking about the hurricane Katrina that happened in Chicago. Fucking faggot
cancer me up the asshole
Ive never been more invested about anything in my life
>>676090514
This has to be bait
>>676090449
long ass pregnancy if you ask me
>>676090397
happy easter /b/ro! it only 10:36 pm for me though :/
>>676088949
>I run over to sarah and look at her wounds.
>looks really bad.
>I hold her hand and just stare at her warm, brown eyes.
>tears
>she tries to reach for my face, and opens her mouth to say something
>I stare at her, holding her, scared.
>I see her last breath escape from her parted lips. what did she want to tell me????
>I break down
> after losing my wife and what was supposed to be our child, i turn to alcohol like never before.
>is this how Sarah's dad felt?
>switch on the news everyday, never ever hear about this.
>no one even cares.
>kanye was right.
>just give up.
>tired of fighting, mentally and physically.
>contemplate suicide every day.
>found out Jim survived katrina.
>living with him now, he saw some shit too.
>tell him everything.
>Introduces me to his sons and daughters, his family is my family.
>Still feel empty and more alone than ever.
>i miss you sarah.
which leave me here.
I don't know what I should do.
I feel so weak. I should have been shot, not sarah.
probably gonna off myself. just like some places in new orleans, I still havent quite recovered from the hurricane.
well. thats my stoory. thanks for reading if you did.
op here
>I can't talk about this anymore
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>>676088949
cont.
>i acquire a car from enterprise dealership
>drive about 5 hours to houston non stop in attempt to get to shelt
>end up in houston
>looking through shelter for Sarah
>spot a girl with a fine ass on her
>she turns around and looks me in the face, it was a muslim looking girl
>with a straight face she says, "allahu akbar" and blows the entire place up
>i die along with hundreds of other people
This is starting to sound like a hero origin story.
>>676090449
world's longest gestation for a human.
>>676090611
wow can you sarcasm?
>>676090529
Homosexual male with skin cancer here. That can be arranged.
>>676090712
>kanye was right
kek
>>676090611
Sarcasm shit fuck
>>676090712
>Kanye was right
Also if that's how her dad felt then he was a piece of shit anyway, he still had a daughter.
>>676090712
stream it
>>676090712
Get a fleshlight, they're better than girlfriends anyway
>>676090712
Well fuck that was a sad story What are you doing for money now? And what happened to Boxing?
>>676089977
>>676087877
>>676087744
>>676087344
>>676086655
>>676086599
>>676086288
>>676084855
>>676084399
>>676083111
>>676082899
>>676082699
>>676082355
>>676082077
>>676081955
>>676081788
>>676081477
>>676081266
>>676080933
>>676080777
>>676080255
>>676079911
>>676079700
>>676079133
>>676079055
>>676078388
Checkd
>>676090712
>I don't know what I should do.
kill yourself you fucking faggot,
also what high school did you go to?
i was at Isidore Newman in 05' uptown
>>676090712
Read this op.
>>676090933
Dubs don't lie
>>676090821
After you've been here long enough it blurs with stupidity.
>>676090712
That's IT? I get that you're a nigger, but damn.
Don't give up OP your wife was good you should be too. Don't an hero cause you won't fucking fight for once
TL:DR OP IS A NIGGER
>>676090712
dude...
Just kill yourself OP. If I was in your situation I would've done it as soon as she died.
>>676091403
OP here
You white people
>>676091047
I dont give a shit about boxing anymore. back then I thought it didn't matter my situation as long as i work hard enough, I could remove myself from the toxic situation i'm in. But after what happened, I had no control over that, and theres nothing i can do. i could go back to boxing, bring myself up to the same place of wealth and mental health i was at before, but then another thing which i have no coontrol over is gonna fuck me over. no point in the end.
OP here i will kill myself on steam
tv/poopnugget6
>>676090712
shit tier read at sloths pace
0/10 cant believe the white bitch had to die
>>676091586
Should've been OP. Fucking faggot
>>676090712
If you kill yourself your struggle to live becomes meaningless. Don't do it OP
>>676090335
I'm 31y and i find this funny.
>>676091545
>coontrol
you motherfucker
>>676090712
Dude, I feel for you. Believe me, things have a way of turning out better. I've had the love of my life kill herself right in front of me. This was 4 years ago, and I'm still struggling, but killing myself isn't what she would have wanted for me. Id like to think that I have to keep going, keeping her alive, spreading her story to anyone who'd listen. You could spark a whole movement, man. She would be immortalized. That won't bring her back, but maybe justice could be served somehow. The best thing to do is to tread on, and soon enough youll hit solid ground.
My heart goes out to you, man. I wish you the best. If you ever want to talk, my email is [email protected].
>>676091714
The struggle to live is meaningless from the minute you're born
>>676091076
Holy fucking shit
>>676091714
Using your logic when you die the entire thing becomes meaningless.
>>676090712
Feel bad for you Anon, hopefully you can continue your life in some kind of way that is still happy.
It is hard to move on from the past, but pick yourself up and try to hold onto something that makes life worth it again.
Best of luck to you.
>>676091099
I just read it, you may want to read it too OP.
>>676091586
On a scale of 1 to infinity, your autism is off the charts.
go fight dude, too many people give up, theres a "im gonna kill myself" thread on /b/ everyday. im sure youre strong, you can find it in you
also im sorry man
>>676091542
did you go to St. Aug?
>>676091099
F U C K. I remember being on the thread of this guy's story. Really happy he got through that ordeal.
>>676091790
you made me laugh anon. thank you. it was a typo. thanks for the laugh though.
>>676091790
>9
fuck sake
>>676079571
>>676091979
I have the original if you guys want
>>676091884
Nigga, I ain't even a nigger. Never even been to New Orleans.
>>676091586
>>676091968
That's k, I'm telling the truth, and ik imma get some trolly responses. It's for anyone who wants to get shit off their chest.
>>676092137
thanks
OP stories are real?
>>676091821
Then kill yourself
>>676091842
Not if you do something that transcends yourself, something that will still exist when you die.
You're black right? Do something for the black community so such a shitty life doesn't fall upon someone else
>>676092160
sooo.... the story was fake?
>>676091545
you had no control over being an orphan either man, you won that fight obv
op here, gonna send an important message in a minute. please keep the thread alive.
>>676092303
Are you that retarded?
>>676090712
Anon we always got your back man. Thanks for the story it was nice anon
>>676092460
>Then kill yourself
Too big of a pussy, sorry
>>676090712
KEEP TRAINING
>>676090712
post some proof or something about that shit or its just fiction
>>676092303
nope. op is black, therefore lying.
>Read story
>poop in hand
>yummy.jpeg
>eat
Turned this story into a pic if anyone wants it
>>676092609
Well, I probably am is.
Still, I'd like to know if these kind of stories are real venting or just stories (yeah, I've read /b/ motto but I've posted her real stuff so I assume others can do the same).
>>676092181
Why is that autistic? I don't think that word means what you think it means.
>>676091713
>>676091855
>>676092181
reddit confirmed
>>676093036
op said he was lying though so who wants to read this
>>676092577
YOU JUST GOT #BAITED LOOOOL OP HERE YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS!
MAKE WHAT YOU WILL WITH THIS PICTURE!!
SUCK A BIG COCK
>>676093036
Yes ty
>>676093193
autism++;
return to your minecraft forums thanks.
>>676092889
>>676093193
People had already claimed this was pasta.
1/10 for trolling 7/10 for thread.
>>676090712
Hey man, fight through this, we're here for you bro.