>ITT: We are on a bus.
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>ITT: We are on a bus.
*frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp*
*brrrrrrrrrr*
>did the [team name] win last night?
>no
>>676072245
>Niggers sit on the Back Seats Please
>>676072245
Where are we going?
>>676072245
*Plays Music loud enough for everyone to hear even though im wearing headphones and thats counter productive.
>by god im just such a waste of oxygen and i wake up everyday thinking that i need to be cancer im even so close to the edge of self awareness that im going to go home and post a thread about busses
Sits quiet and waits for my stop
>>676072245
Inb4 Rosa Parks get on this bus and it's actually full of white supremacists
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>>676074155
Shit. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Goddamnit. Shit. Goodnighteverybody.
"wake up mr freeman and... smell the ashes"
*stare quietly out window*
>>676074155
nice vine may may
>>676074363
>breathes heavily behind you
Excuse me driver, what street do I have to get off to go the mall
It smells like piss and i am pretty sure there's a hobo jerking off to the back off my head.
>>mfw penis is stuck on the window
Y am i on this fucking bus i have a car?
"cmon dog you hittin my elbows, stop son, stop."
>>676074573
>stealth fap behind you
>John Lennon comes up form the dead to ride this fantastic fucking bus
>>676074878
I'm not a hobo
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>>676076542
>form the dead
watch yourself, John
I'm gonna speed it up
>>676076542
go back to hell to eat sushit with that stupid japanese bitch
>>676077390
i get it cause the movie.
>>676072245
ALLAHU AKBAR!!!
I'll just sit right here
>>676078763
No because of your mom whiteknight
>>676076389
>Eats chips with my mouth open behind you
>>676072245
Man the pics/videos I could've taken.
>water breaks and i begin to give birth in the aisle
>>676079715
Stfu newfag
"Hey little girl, come sit on my lap so I can make you feel good."
Anyone know where the hell this things taking us?
>>676080606
Some place called Ausc...A...Auchowitz.
>>676080606
Ausiwutch or something like that didnt catch what the guy was saying
>>676079371
my mom did smack not crank, faggot.
>>676081035
WORK WILL SET YOU FREE
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>>676081130
Holy fucking hivemind
>>676072245
HEY LOOK AT THESE FAGS IN THE BUS NEXT TO US!!
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>>676081824
>hivemind
>30 secs apart
theres this thing called samefag.
>>676081604
Did she suck your dick?
>>676081961
maybe, not old enough to remember, she died when i was like 7.
>>676079368
IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN!
>>676081942
>not funny
>>676081130
I hope we get there soon I really need to take a shower.
>>676081960
I was one of the people who wrote it, so hivemind is appropriately applied here.
>>676081960
No it was hive mind
>>676082112
What'd you get on the wrong bus???
>>676081714
*plants a bomb on the bus to where if you go below 60mph you all die* hahahah faggots now we speed
>>676082049
Thats hot
>>676082338
>Turns bomb off
I like where this thread is going...
>>676082486
pfft you think its that easy? gotta roll dubs if you want to disarm it.
*wipes out cock* hi
>>676082633
god damn it, foiled by my own roll.
See that nigger family over there? Lets run them over. Wheres the dad? Oh wait, they are nogs, nevermind...still run them over though
>>676082687
so you just carry a bag of wet wipes to clean your dick off?
whip. whip is the word your looking for.
BLACK LIVES MATTER
>>676082890
no you fucking nigger i meant wipe
>>676073673
In Utopia ,there are no niggers
Starts preachimg the gospel in a really loud annoying and angry way
>>676083371
So this is Nazi Germany and they won the war?
>>676083841
SHUT UP BITCH!
>>676084133
YOU ARE GOING TO HELL
What's wrong with the driver?
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>>676084383
IM A FAT NIGGER SO JESUS SPEAKS TO ME
>>676084383
NONE OF THIS IS REAL, WE'RE ALREADY DEAD
>>676081035
Passamaquoddy???
>>676072245
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>676086441
YOU'RE GOING TO HELL
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>>676086982
SO ARE LITERALLY ALL OF THE REST OF YOU. AT LEAST I GET VIRGINS
>>676086982
>implying that hell exists
>>676087689
This
>>676087689
>Implying that people aren't entitled to their own beliefs
>All 2 person seats are filled with a single person in each
>stand
>>676087934
Oh my god, this.
where the fuck we are going oh shit wrong bus
>>676088180
GET THE FUCK OUT
Where are we going?
>>676088541
Already answered
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>>676081604
>>676074106
Fucking weirdo
>>676088755
He's probably the only normie here wtf is wrong with you asshat
Hi everyone I'm Jeffey I can be on da bus all by myself
REEEEE
>>676089590
lol
>>676090245
Alls I godda do is wear my hemlet
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Offering my cooking
Next stop, Autism.
>>676091044
Yum
>>676087271
>AT LEAST I GET VIRGINS
Yeah a bunch of /b/tards, great job
>>676091527
I laughed a little bit too hard
>Be that one guy who sits on aisle seat and puts bag on the window seat, and looks out the window to lower chances of confrontation
>>676092049
Hi my name Jeffey REEEE can I sit next to you?
>>676092238
>Didn't name himself JeffREEEEEEEE
I'm ashamed. That's a perfectly missed joke
>>676092383
DONT MAKE FUN OF JEFFEY
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
JEFFEY NOT RETARDED
JEFFEY SPECIAL
Things I saw riding the number 2 11:20 pm bus from the Square to UW hospital in Madison WI monday through friday --
>A brawl between at least 30 drunk students that smashed out a window and I had to lift my feet as the blood oozed pass.
>A crackhead kick a tiny Asian man with both feet at the same time.
>Homeless men masturbating, drinking and stinking the place up.
>A kid kicked off the bus for smoking crack
>Bus driver purposely not stopping to pick people up and laughing about it
>Some guy spit in the drivers face and the driver ran after him and tackled him
>A black teen steal a phone from a girl, and when the cops came to arrest him a crowd of students started harassing the cops calling them racist
God I love the fucking the bus
*Sits quietly*
>>676092716
Every day my goddaughter sends me a message on fb, and she goes into great detail about how she gets groped on the subway.
I have a complicated relationship with my goddaughter.
>>676093548
Do you wanna be Jeffeys friend?
REEEE
>>676093548
*whispering* don't answer him. He'll go away
>severe anxiety sets in as the bus stops quicker than expected
>>676093997
Jeffey can be on bus all by hisself
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>676094049
These union drivers right???
>>676094217
...........
>>676094263
sons of bitches!
