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ITT: we wait

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ITT: we wait
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Alright, who wants to suck my dick?
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>sit nervously wondering if people can hear my thoughts
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*cough*
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>>676069232
Nobody is gay here but you gay robot
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>>676069026
*Stomach groans
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Got an unexpected erection.
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*sniff*
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*farts*

(protip: i ate lasagne last night)
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>walks into the room, with a modest smile on his face and a positive attitude because he's a normie and not a depressed faggot.

>Takes a seat beside someone and comments about the weather, just trying to get a conversation going to lighten the mood.
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>>676071206
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT!!!!
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The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
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Fuck around on my phone, locking/unlocking multiple times to make people think texting someone
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*cough with heavy flem*
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*picks up leaflet*
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>>676071298
>sounds like a warm breath
Due to last nights anal destruction
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*Rips ass*
*Elbow nudge guy me*
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>>676071540
NEXT PERSON TO MAKE A SOUND DIES! *pulls out glock 17 and cocks it*
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So, you uh.. You're waiting too huh? Yeah, man it's been a long day lemme tell ya. First thing in the morning I woke up and...
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>>676071732
My wife won't shut up
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>>676071737
BANG
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>>676071732
*Pulls out dick and cocks it*
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What are we waiting for? Honestly, we're just sitting here waiting.
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>>676071870
BANG
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>>676071448
stfu we're not here to talk to you
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>>676071732
What are you gonna do? Shoot me?
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>>676071950
BANG
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*Gets shot by cock and dies*
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>>676069232
not gay but ill do it. Just a way to pass the time.
after ill just sit and think about what ive done and
how im now mentally scarred. then ill pull a john
lennon and beat the shit out of you for the
feelings i have for you.

you know, to pass the time
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>>676071732
anon does not handle awkwardness well, does he?
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>>676072061
BANG BANG
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*blinks*
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>>676070408

10/10 kek
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>>676069026
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>>676069026
....
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>>676071609
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>>676072085
Headshot!
*reloads dick*
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>>676072147
*THROWS GRANADE*
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So, do you come here often?
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While I wait:

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>>676069026
Are we there yet?
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>>676072279
>granade
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>>676069026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_2IR454jQg
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*Cough so hard (I shit myself)
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*yawn loudly and strecth*
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>check the magazines
>they only have People and Newsweek
>both have Kim Kardashian
>commit ritual suicide
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>>676072279
OH SHIT!
*eats granade*
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>>676072311
SHUT UP! *click* *reload* BANG
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git rekt >>676072357
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>>676072357
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Also smoker.
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*walks in*
Oh man, this place is filled with niggers...oh well.

*sits*
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>>676072435
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>>676069026
>sit and play rap music obsenely loud through headphones
Fuck all you old white niggers.
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>>676072435
credits: (lennon, mccartney)
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this guy just sat down and wants to talk about the new barbershop movie
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>>676072596
>>676072629
shit I got rekt
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>>676072644
ay kraka watchu lookin at?
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*Picks nose*
*finds booger*
*flicks it at OP*
*nose starts bleeding*
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>>676072761
Definitely fake! POOR SHOOP -10/10
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this thread make's me more angry than it should
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>>676072714
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>>676072714
You had one job...
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*clears throat*
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*randomly vomits*
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>>676073103
Are your lungs made out of birthday balloons?
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>>676069026
>Farts
>Realizes it's a shart
>Sweat.png
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>>676073289
made me chuckle more than it ever should
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>Walks in waiting room
>Whythehellmustiwait.gif
>Noboyshere.wndr
>Leans back, get some fresh newspaper
>Cute chick suddenly walked in (9/11)
>becool.jpg
>she sits directly next to me
>wtf, at least 15 chairs left
>not really reading the news, but gettin' nervous
>suddenlydick.gif (
>Oh no
>Girl starts noticing
>ask, if everything is ok and she told me that she's lonely and just wanted sombody to talk with.

Long story short, after my visit by the doctor, i banged her for half an hour.
>Best waiting ever
>
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*Start to jerking off*
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*watching youtube on phone*
*trying to conceal laughter*
..hhhu....hhhuuhuhhuuh....mmfffffffffffph....hmhuh...hh
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>>676073353
*Sticks finger up your ass, then puts it in your mouth*
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Hey guys, I'm going to get some pizza. What do you guys want?
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>>676073103
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>>676072091
Well you know what they say, you're not gay unless you enjoy it.
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>>676073289
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>>676073459
ay witey, keep it down nigga. we tryina hide from da poleash mayn
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>>676073566
Hawaiian is the GOAT and only acceptable choice for pizza
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>>676073566
Cheese me!
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>>676073623
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I am your god now.
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>>676073566
Hawaiian pizza
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>>676073795
erm...
>>676073623
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>>676073566
Pepperoni and jalapeños, try it. Love it.
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>>676072714
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>>676072357
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........so how about that local sport team eh fellas?
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>>676074312
I don't watch sports...

*cough*
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>>676069026
How about TITS while we wait
http://www.streamboobs.com/cherrykuchixx/
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>>676074312
Bollucks m8
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>>676074312
We fucking lost.
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>>676074278
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>>676069026

Is this what you have been waiting for?

The rebirth of old 4chan: on steroids
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> look around
>"all right, nobody is watching"
> starts to furiously masturbating
> dad comes in
> tells me i'm a fag
> kill dad with poisonous sperm
> be sonic
> for ever
> and ever

right?
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i sell poop, boy
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https://youtu.be/rxIG2msJ7ow
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10/10 walks in... Who is she, fags??
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>>676072357
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>>676074031
its actually my fav
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>>676074669
I like mc chum, but the people is not that active as here..
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>>676069026
ive been waiting for fucking 15 minutes, when am i going to be seen?! this is ABSURD, i want to speak with your manager
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>>676073680
FUCK YOU NIGGER I'M CALLING 911
*Police arrive*
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>>676074987
>high five
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this is now a get thread
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I'm actually waiting in the ER. I fell down the stairs and knocked my girlfriend down on the last step. Second time I've fallen down them this week. I'm fine. Other than the vertigo. Her fingers are bent the wrong way and she won't let me set them.
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>>676075999
nice dubs bruh
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>>676075999
Maaaaan
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>>676075999
>>676076100
It really is.
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>>676074897
Looks like you're having trouble with your forms. Let me help.
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>>676075999
Fuckin checked
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>>676075999
CHEKD
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We all know what we are really waiting for.

https://youtu.be/k9IfHDi-2EA
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>>676075999
shiieeett
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>>676075999
noice
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>>676073566
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>>676073566
Pappa john's
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