Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>Most important: Have fun!
Tenryuu claimed. The most beautiful and stubborn waifu here.
The ride never ends
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Ayy
Sneeky Breeky
>claimed
>>676059568
bestgirl
Obligatory claim.
>>676059484
Heyo, Yuuko. Happy to see ya.
Sup
>>676059314
This fucking commercial sealed the deal. Marine PR is gold
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lDZ2fMHTvwk
Hands are a great part of the body. You can do so much with them!
Best flat-chested goth waifu claimed.
Seems like my BBQ won't be ready for a bit
>>676058269
I really like spiders, Rachnera is a fairly close second to Fran if I'm going to be honest
>>676058471
Might be a useful time to have those, just remember to always have room incase more spare happen to be found
Fran
>>676058642
Once I'm well off I'll probably buy them some decent and matching weapons like crossbows (which, like, never drop).
Some have shit combat skills anways.
A crossbow they might still be able to use right, lol.
>claiming
>Claimants
Fucking claimants, man.
Cow, what do you have planned for your kingdom?
Late night Sanya Claim
>>676059639
Great taste anon!
>>676059515
Bestbro
>>676059746
You can't have enough spare organs!
How's it going tonight everyone?
>Best idol claimed
>>676059568
Emi, I need a good pic with a decently blank background for this (>>676059528) pic.
>Lurking
>>676060016
>Great taste anon!
bet she has a great taste as well...
>>676060016
Yeah man, take them while you can get them, super expensive on the black market
>>676060144
Can you throw Fran in the bus? This a good enough pic?
>>676059734
Top kek, best commercial I've seen in a long time.
>You can do so much with them.
Ohoho yeah.
>>676059746
Welcome back, buddy.
>>676060138
Doing fine, you?
>>676060007
Heyo, Sanya.
>>676060182
>patting
>>676059476
I need my daily glass of Atago milk
>>676059484
What are you listening to?
>>676059568
But not too fast, Spoink.
>>676059734
A head is great too.
>>676060138
Trying not to die from the time change
>>676059746
Spiders are still nice, I just like snakes for the ease of care and how nice a lot of them are.
>>676059710
Hello hand-kun you're as loving as always.
Hope you are doing great!
I am however going to leave immediately. Have fun in the thread beautiful.
>>676060345
Take this song you wont like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JES55S-l5RM
>>676060306
And now I leave, my ribs are here
>>676060451
Both are super adorable, so everything is fine
>>676060345
>Trying not to die from the time change
I'm trying not to die period
>>676060613
Oh noes.
Take care my dark skinned folk.
>>676059528
Grade A spicy memes
>>676060306
Hand pats from Hand are nice
Great to see you again buddy
>how embarrassing
>>676060138
Pissed about some annoyances, but other than that all is well. How are you doing tonight?
>>676060192
LEWD
E W
W E
DWEL
>>676060306
Generation Kill is what truly got me in. Hell the commentary is solid
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Dg3Us9ld2g
>Ohoho yeah
*Suggestive thoughts*
>>676059484
Sup Yuuko
>>676059476
Titties on the first post.
>>676059484
Smoke house is coming along nicely.
>>676059528
>Front of the bus
Ayy.
>>676059634
Titties on another post.
>>676059710
Titty graspers.
>>676059740
Smaller titties are good too.
>>676059829
I always just give them pretty much the exact same set up as me, a ranged weapon and its ammo, a lance, a sword, and a horse so they can back me up. I was able to force the clan I started my revolt against to surrender, my clan now owns 1 city, 3 castles, and 6 villages, still only have one other lord with me but I gave him a castle and a village. Another clan declared war on me but all they have is a city and its villages so I'm planning on getting that lord with me and taking it from them and wiping them out.
>>676059568
>>676060016
Bestbro.
>>676059459
>It's hard to compete against that, you know?
Some are just more blessed than others.
In case you missed my last post of the thread.
Emperor claimed
>>676060690
See you later, bones. Hope you enjoy your ribs.
ooga
>>676060690
Pretty much
>>676060613
Hi Yuuko
>>676060833
Breasts.
>>676060940
Hi Mugi
>>676060821
Stupid mobile fucked up the lewd box
>>676060690
See ya pre med!
>Rubyanon
>>676060144
This might work
>>676060345
Nein, mein Führer!
>>676060690
cya Fran!
>>676060833
It has to be the milk, there's something in it
Sadly i have to sleep now or i'll die from the time change and miss the bacon feast tomorrow. See you guys later and until then: Always drink one glass of milk per day to keep your inner skelletor healthy.
>>676059528
Holy shit I love this. A fucking plus
>>676060138
Doing well dude. Yourself?
>>676060833
I still have ways to go until I can capture anything.
I could become a vassal easily enough, but avoided it so far.
There's also that mussulman broad that wants my dick.
No idea how exactly that will work out, but I like how stuff looks in the desert.
Should probably try to piggyback some more on big fights.
Joining a fight between lords always is some easy xp and standing.
>unless you get trashed
>>676061374
Gute Nacht!
>>676060613
>Hand blush
Y-you're too kind, handsome.
See you later, pal. Hope you're doing alright and that the car purchase went well. Stay safe.
>>676060815
>Continuous pats
>You're a qt when you act like that anyway.
Up to anything?
>>676060821
Kek, father would always show me pictures of napalm strikes from things like this when I was younger. Good times.
Love the camera work on this video. Pretty funny otherwise, good shit.
>Suggestive hands
>>676060833
>and saviors
>>676061374
Goodnight, buddy. Sleep warm and well.
>>676059391
Asuka claimed
>>676061374
Night Tenten.
Claiming Hikaru Kodama.
Sexy, kinky, young nurse.
>>676060306
Pretty good, just kicking back tonight.
>>676060345
Goodnight
>>676060815
That sucks, hope those annoyances blow over. I'm doing pretty well myself.
>>676060940
Sup Mugi.
>>676061421
Not bad today's gone pretty swell.
>>676061374
Bye Ten
>>676061374
Goodnight! Sleep well!
>>676061665
That's insane dude. A family friend would show me pics he took in Desert Storm. Pretty crazy to think about
Generation Kill was great. My friends and I love it. Probably the closest depiction of Marines on TV. The book and news article it's based is is A+
>>676061920
That's good man! Glad today's been good so far
vlad claim. woke up at 7pm today, went to sleep at 8pm last night and im still tired asf and its only 10:30pm.
>>676060755
>>676061318
Its a secret formula called love.
>>676061481
Yeah that's the best way to go about it, get a small party of new soldiers at the start and just go bandit hunting until you either can't catch them any more or can't find them any more, then either try and join some lords fighting each other or just become a lord yourself, you get a free village just for joining and can work from there.
That's if you want to be a leader the whole time though, one of the best ways to make a fuckton of money and just not have to spend it all is to join the party of the king of some country, his party will rarely be wiped out unlike every other lord and you can just fight as long as you want, level up as much as you want, and get paid for it along with the loot. Its a great thing to do but it takes a long ass time.
>>676061703
Vanilla Asuka or rebuild?
>>676061920
Glad to hear it, buddy. Doing the same.
>>676062125
Yeah, that's my father figure for ya. He was pretty much the personification of /b/. Ugh.
Yeah, some crazy stuff happened over there alright. Yeah, from what I've seen of it, it's pretty accurate.
You up to anything right now, buddy?
>>676062209
You can join the lords fights right away, but naturally you have to be pretty careful.
Bandits are a real nuisance, but I love deserters.
They're literally helpless.
>unless it's some bad ass unit
Regarding wipes, yeah, I noticed lords get 'killed' a lot.
One odd thing about this game:
is it even possible to die?
It feels a bit like Highlander.
>>676062130
Privet, Vladimir Vladimirovich.
>>676061665
>You're the only one who would be able to give Juri head pats that wouldn't end up in someone getting killed
>You're just so kind.
>I accept this decision.
>Hand a real qt 3.14 though
Got some music playing, getting ready to practice some SFV as well. What are you up to, oh kind pillar Hand?
>>676061374
Good night Tenryuu, sleep well.
>>676061920
Thanks, just some reports and documents I need to file and prepare for Monday's shift. Glad to hear you're doing well, hope it stays that way.
>>676062736
Not up to much now. Might watch another documentary then hit the bed. You?
Okay, I've saving the slot either above heavy or cowgirl for Red, but besides that there's one more spot left on the bus.
>Fire come first serve, please provide a valid ID for your waifu
Katanagatari is such a fun ride.
I still can't stand hikki princess, so I'm a bit mad she ends up following Shichika. If it were me, Ida pumped and dumped her in the first minute.
>>676063807
would totally sit by emi
>>676063807
Oh, my.
>>676062751
Literally no named character can ever die unless its scripted and I've only ever seen it happen once and it was the player character in fire and sword if you did a certain faction's quest line. If a lord loses a battle they'll either be captured or escape and start rebuilding their army, and there's nothing you can do to increase your chances of capturing a lord, it can be just him vs you and 100 of your guys and he'll still escape. That's one of the retarded things about these games. If you do manage to capture a lord they're literally only useful for a quick cash boost as the kingdom their from will eventually pay you a ransom, if they don't escape first which you can't do anything about either. Oh and if you don't accept the ransom, because you think its too low or something, you lose honor. You attack a village or a caravan LIKE FUCKING LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE OTHER LORD IN THE GAME, you lose honor, you're not in a major fucking battle every three days and your parties moral gets negative and they start deserting, yeah I'm exaggerating with that one but fucking seriously these games suck but they're the only ones of their kind so we have no choice.
>>676063807
>That pic
<3 <3 <3
>>676064050
Stuff's happening, nobody has posted the beach party picture either.
>>676063807
Emperor of Mankind pls.
Best idol claimed
>>676064450
On it: Latest version.
>Thanks, Eu.
>>676063807
A modern day Masterpiece
>>676064455
Not sure about two things
>whether he fits into a bus
>whether the floor can support him
About time I smahed some infidels. c u l8r
>>676062125
Thanks Ruby, hope today continues to be all smiles for you too.
>>676062736
Thanks I appreciate it. Days like these are the best.
>>676063016
Likewise friend. I need some things to start going right.
>>676064551
>>676063807
Both are amazing. I love it <3
>>676064725
Thanks!
>hugs
>>676063016
You're a sweety, thank you. You're even more of a qt.
Nice, also have some music playing. Not much, just playing some more Shogun 2 while listening to music. Thanks for asking, man.
Get that good practice in, can only get better.
>>676063517
Mmm, documentaries are great. Ones based around insects, nature, and most other things are just great. I could watch a thousand of them.
Not much, might watch a few movies by myself tonight. Thanks for asking though.
>Hope you can get all snug
Holy shit, just got really hot in my room all of the sudden.
>>676064050
You should ask to be put in. It'd look pretty good.
>>676064980
It might look good.
But I'm not one of you; The space shouldn't be wasted.
>>676059391
this counts
What should I watch next?
a) Madoka
b) Lucky Star
c) Outlaw Star
d) Mahouka
>>676065402
b) Lucky Star
>>676065188
Personally don't think it'd be wasted, but if that's what you want man, I won't push.
>One of us or not, your presence is pleasant
>>676064050
That full body picture it literally perfect, I put you standing in the isle next to Emi. Where heavy is now will be reserved for Red.
>>676064339
>>676064565
Thanks.
>>676064455
Sorry, doors closed :(
I'll be making more pictures tomorrow, so I'll save the one you posted and shoehorn it in.
>>676064551
Chibis. Chibis everywhere.
inb4
>>676065567
thank you based pauling
>>676065402
If you haven't seen Madoka, you need too
And I'm back, good ribs. A bit sweet though
>>676065402
Lucky star
Molnár Krisztián claimed
>>676064980
>Oh Hand, you could probably win all the waifus over with your sweetness.
Yeah man, you know it. Trying to clear Survival mode on Hard difficulty, which is 50 rounds and I can't lose a single match.
>The AI progressively gets stronger as you go up
>The best kind of training for when your buddies are offline
>>676065188
>Check3d
One of us, one of us, one of us...
>>676065809
madoka is shit. all magic girl anime is shit.
>not even trolling
>>676065997
fuck you
>>676065567
Damn it...
Obviously I can't stop you, but please don't waste the space by putting me in. I rarely post and interact. You should put someone else in.
>>676065997
Kinda have to agree.
Normal girls are shit. Magical girls are shit.
The good is somewhere in between.
>>676064725
Don't mention it, man. Glad you're having such a good day.
>>676065809
Welcome back, man. Not a big fan of sweet meat myself, prefer spicy. Wish I had some ribs right now, damn.
>>676065975
Damn, that's crazy. Give that shit your all, my man. I believe in ya.
>>676065983
>Just ask him to be put in when he's on, he'd be more than happy to put a qt like you in.
Alright guys, time for me to go to bed
Have a great night/evening/whatever
And remember to eat healthy and exercise!
>>676066693
Goodnight, man. Sleep warm and well.
>>676065983
Eu is almost always active in the Telegram. You could have asked him there.
>>676066693
Aw...
Okay. Goodnight!
So lucky star, huh?
Thank you to those who participated.
And Ananas.
>>676066853
>>676066501
Hehe...
>>676066693
Goodnight Emi! Sweet dreams
<3<3<3
In gonna crash too. See y'all tomorrow! Goodnight! It's been real
>Happy Easter
>>676066167
Not a waste a space.
But ya should still respect his decision none the less, Pauling-kun.
>>676065997
Yeah, but Madoka is "what if shit got real, magical girl edition"
>>676066556
I just don't like spicy myself
Shower time for me
>>676067193
Goodnight, Ruby-kun.
Sleep warm and well, buddy.
>>676067239
Yeah, alright. We all got our own tastes, sweet is also good.
Enjoy that hot shower, buddy.
>>676066693
Goodnight.
>>676066167
If Vigil wants to give his seat to Hand-Kun (>>676067238), I'm alright with that.
>>676067193
Goodnight also.
>>676067711
Don't really care as to whether or not you put me in, do what ya want.
Give the seat to Ruri-kun. Deserves the seat more.
>>676066556
Up to anything good right now?
>>676066693
>>676067193
Goodnight you two
>>676067851
Forgot picture, fuck.
>>676067193
>>676066693
Good night you two, sleep well.
>>676067711
Thank you.
Also, I second
>>676067851
>>676067886
No, not really. Just sort of sitting here, sort of just bummed myself out actually. But I'll live.
Thanks for asking.
>hand bump
Holy hell, this thread died quickly.
What are y'all listening to or doing right now?
Lurking
>>676069356
Tryin' to get tired. Listening to this playlist. Have been for the past... little while
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLoZ9e3eRJ8sh_OHOM_l9rYaipvALu3VdD
>>676067851
>>676068104
It's official. I removed Vigil and added Ruri.
Just gotta wait for Red tomorrow, then I'll post the finished result.
>>676069545
>patting
What are ya up to, bud?
>>676068124
Before I go full lurker. What's wrong hand-kun? I'd hate to see you upset
>>676069805
Oh same ol same ol' slaving away welding in the oil fields.
Getting out of here soon. Just need to clean up the tooms I've been using
>>676068124
>sort of just bummed myself out actually
Whatever is bothering you I hope it'll subside.
>>676069356
Listening to my friend's reasons on why I should buy MGSV
>>676069775
Aren't we on the same timezones? I think I remember us being on the same one.
Trying to fix your sleep schedule I presume, tried doing that myself but I gave up. Props to ya if you are.
Been listening to ODST's jazz OST myself. That has a bit more of a rainy mood, can try that if you want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVmdUKbbYoE
>>676069795
Thanks man, appreciate it.
>>676069852
Well aren't you just sweet, don't worry about it. Nothing important.
>>676070262
Glad to hear your shift is almost done, man. Hope you drive home safely.
>>676070473
>Makes a post
>Gets replied to after posting it
>All of my rage
Heh, don't worry about it. It's nothing.
Kek, must be having a hard time trying to convince you. Game's pretty boring in my opinion.
>>676070502
> drive home
We have work shuttles that take us to and from the oil fields.
I'll probably get a good 30 minute nap then.
Then it's off to a going away party for my co-worker
>>676066853
>Ananas
I didn't participated, but you're welcome, I think.
>Are you even thanking me?
>>676066556
I'd love to, but I left the TG a while ago.
>And I'd rather not bring it up!
>>676066693
>>676067193
Goodnight, you beautiful creatures.
>>676068104
>>676067851
I didn't even knew about this project, it's not necessary at all
>>676069795
Awh.
>>676070473
Whoag. Dark souls 3 is coming out on the 12th. And you're getting mgsV?
I'm afraid I have to go full lurker mode now. I still gotta clean this shit up. I'll read what you guys write later.
Untill then, have a good one
>>676070502
>Aren't we on the same timezones
Oh. I don't remember. I don't believe so.
It's 10:31PM, by the way.
>Trying to fix your sleep schedule I presume
Nah. That's all well and fine.
Best waifu who needs to have discussion of her movement uncensored on this site claimed.
wew lad
Finished my quest with 2 hours to spare, which is roughly 15 seconds on the worldmap.
Only managed that after onloading some tradegoods.
>>676070964
Ahhh, alright. Even safer!
A party right after? Damn man, hope that at least goes well, you tired thing.
Glad your work day is nearly over though, must have been working hard.
>>676071008
Well, if you ever run into him on here just ask him. He's a pretty rare occurance, if I catch him I'll just ask him to put you in, no worries.
Can you give me a picture to show him when he does?
>not necessary at all
Meh, it's all in good fun from what I've seen. You should be in the picture anyway.
>>676071413
Alright man, have a good one. Thanks for talking to us.
>>676071644
Mhmm, we're on the same timezone if that's the case.
>That's all well and fine.
Ahh, that's good to hear. Glad you're getting your rest, one of us has to.
>>676071008
You can thank Hand-Kun for thinking about you when I wasn't.
How're you doin gurl?
>>676063807
Where's Umaru dammit
I'm still here
>Just got caught up in SFV that's all
I'm in love with Io!
>>676072470
Glad to hear (read) it, man. Hope you're doing good on that practice run.
>>676071008
Just saying hi
>>676070938
Yeah he's been trying to get me to buy it so I can play the multiplayer with him but I don't know.
>>676071200
>>676071413
I'm not into the Souls games at all, MGSV on the other hand is what my friend would like me to buy.
Much dead
Very back to smiting the infidel
I had food
i feel like watching PSG again
>>676072470
WAZZZZUP!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tauYnVE6ykU
>>676073388
Guess it's just up to you. I mean, if you wanna play it with him than go for it, I won't stop ya.
I've just been playing Gmod with a friend, it's honestly cheap fun. Gotta get those good times rolling, one way or another I suppose.
>>676073651
Don't let the children survive or bad blood will be flowing, my friend. Must be ruthless.
>>676073921
I hope it was good, man. Glad you're back.
>>676073929
PSG? Extrapolate?
>>676071921
I had this one for a while now, it may work.
>I'm not gonna ask you to get TG to contact him, just see if you can catch him in the thread sometime!
>>676071937
Uhh..
Thank you, Hand buddy.
>And thank you as well, Ms. Pauling.
I'm just spending the night, not really doing anything by now.
How about you? anything worth mentioning?
>>676073373
>You?
>Greeting me?
Hey, thank you. I'd expect it from anybody but you.
>Well, maybe not from Mikan as well.
By the way, how's Katanagatari so far?
>>676074467
Panty and Stocking
PSG is just what i abbreviate it to because Garterbelt
>>676072126
>pic related
>>676074981
Hi Mugi.
>>676074467
It was alright, by fast food standards.
>Galko
Late, but
Holo claimed
~awoo
>>676074843
It was fun. Hunting some gear in GS2 and about to start lucky star.
Have a good night.
>>676071915
Just took over that town I talked about, was able to take out the leader of their clan too before hand, looks like they were heading out on a campaign right as I was coming in so I have no idea where the rest of their lords are though.
>>676074843
Thank ya very kindly. I'll just wait for him to join in the threads, no worries.
>Don't mention it.
>>676074981
Ahh, silly me. Horrible with acronyms, excuse my memory.
Haven't seen the show yet, gonna go ahead and assume it's good considering you're watching it. Got too much shit on my backlog.
>>676075495
Fast food is still food by my standards. Glad you ate well, buddy.
Up to anything right now?
>>676075753
Heyo, Holo.
>>676059391
Fucking RIGHT HERE, MY waifu
http://www.streamboobs.com/cherrykuchixx/
>>676075495
ayy galko
>>676075912
kek its fine dont worry about it bro
but yeah its really good
>>676074843
I really just can't be bothered with greeting anybody.
I do however acknowledge peoples presence.
If everybody greeted everybody else in a post inefficient manner, let's see, 35 posters, 35 x 35 = 1225 posts.
>>676075912
Nothing much. I caught a snake earlier. How about you?
>>676076158
How are things?
>>676074843
Not much really besides hobbies. I wish I could say my life was more exciting, but I just kinda hang low, fly under the radar.
I've been looking for some good television & film I could watch on my downtime. If you have any suggestions, I'd be glad to hear them.
>>676074467
I just told him if I find it half off or some where I'll think about it. Really don't want to drop 60 dollars right now on something I'm not that into.
>Gmod
Sounds pretty fun. It seems like there's always new ways to dick around in that game.
>>676076158
>>676075753
Sup you two, how goes it?
>>676076158
Yeah, looks good. Glad you're just relaxing right now.
>>676076294
Oh yeah, read that earlier. Just capturing it for fun or are ya just stealing the thing?
>>676076464
Yeah, right? That's always what puts me out of games like that, the amount you have to put into the price.
I just play on a 2 year gaming lag most of the time, by the time that's passed it would only be like 10-20 bucks.
Oh yeah, that's the beauty of Gmod. It's cheap and you can get days of gameplay out of that game. The community is absolutely horrid as well, so they're fun to mess with.
>>676075912
>>676076464
Hey there guys
>>676073929
Good choice :^)
>>676076727
Caught it for fun, I'm holding on to it for a couple days then I'll put it back.
>>676076952
Hey Stocking
>>676072924
Made it to round 44, ugh.
>>676074059
Ms. Pauling, how goes it? Stealing more head ornaments?
>>676076294
>>676076464
pretty good. just chilling and listening to music
>>676076952
you know it :^)
>>676077298
<3
>Stocking(?)
>>676076730
Hope you're doing well, buddy.
>>676076952
Said you went to bed earlier according to Ruby-kun. Nice try though.
>>676077058
Hehe, you big lug. Must be a cute snake, I'm sure you'll take good care of it.
>>676077135
Fucking hell, that's still pretty good. Congrats.
>hands
>>676077521
Thanks mate, if I had my waifu by my side I bet I could clear it easily.
>4 months feels like 4 years
>Juri
