CIVILIZATION THREAD Old one 404'd First dubs after each
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CIVILIZATION THREAD
Old one 404'd
First dubs after each post decides what happens!
Trips cause a random event!
So far: The toga dude rebuilt the twin towers, and have an infinite amount of supplies thanks to there lord and savior Zeus. However, zombies are piling up against the Trump Walls. Does /b/ have what it takes to defend against this catastrophe?
>Population: 3
>Supplies: Sideways 8 (-3)
>Status: Stinky
>>676033411
self bump
Build an airport to increase population
>>676033411
The city is saved by the multicultural party van, killing all the zombies and rebuild the city into a mixed multi-racial city.
>>676033411
Universe crashes revealing to be Windows 7 and then loads backup that has reset everything back to the basics
>>676033411
plant a cock tree
>>676033731
Reroll. It's our only hope of dealing with this
>>676033636
This
Launch a nuke in the zone
>>676033411
Get water hose put out those fires. Gather weapons for zombies i.e: axe, ak-47, shotgun
>>676033411
Japanese ninjas came to help, killing zombies with katanas and fedoras.
>>676033411
nuke each side of the wall
Space niggers show up and take over raping everyone and enslaving them
>>676033991
roll
9001 terrorists come and Allauh Akbar the zombies
Summon lord Ivan the incredible to fight the zombies.
Free alcohol for everyone results in population multiplication
>>676034088
winrar
>>676033991
rolling
>>676033411
Hitler appears and instantly solves the problem
>>676034088
>>676034172
don't do this OP if so you are a FAGGOT
give them free education
>>676034315
and healthcare
>>676033991
rollin
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy4dQjKfy94qaRGKR6ttq_w
This channel invades the world and enslaves the people causing them to praise Kevin Morrisey every day. Everyone's children will get down syndrome and autism.
How about it op?
>>676033411
Trumph got reelect to rebuild and turn civ threads great again.
>>676033991
roll for this
>>676034522
winrar do this next OP
hey hey hey I tired to redo the thread cmon man let other artists participate
>>676033729
>>676034088
Each wall gets nuked, destroying the wall and all the zombies. THE INFECTION IS CLEARED! But so is the wall.
>Population: 3
>Supplies: Sideways 8 (-3)
>Status: Feeling bombasticly explosive
draw how a huge monsterdick slowly dig underneath the city to attack it
it needs 3 dub events to reach the city and only trips can safe them
>>676034827
reroll
>>676034764
50 niggers show up and take over raping and enslaving everyone now that the wall is gone
>>676034764
Rebuild wall
>>676034578
self reroll
>>676034764
a helicopter crashes and 5 zombies get out and now the infection is back
>>676034899
WINRAR ME YAY
>>676034764
discover hydroponics
unlimited food and weed
>>676034888
WINNER
>>676034899
>>676034960
you didnt have a request gay faget
>>676035017
trips is random gay faget
The village enters a costly trial with the i.r.s. due to a elaborate case of tax fraud.
>>676035022
Wasted
>>676034827
dubs get
A nuke comes and wipes out the civ, then a new settlers sets up in the ground zero. They're brains rot and they start spouting feminist propaganda
>>676034960
aw fuck my thread died
>>676035102
Reroll
>>676035159
not really. the random event is being triggered. any dubs before that mean nothing anyway
>>676035229
Rollin
Islam allahu ackbars the place and the world blows up
>>676035215
come on, mommy needs a new pair of tits
>>676034888
RANDOM EVENT: The air starts to get dry...
The toga dudes rebuild the wall
>Population: 3
>Supplies: Sideways 8 (-3)
>Status: Getting thirsty
>>676034764
The civilization develops agriculture, allowing population to expand
>>676035277
Again tho
Order pizza and then throw it on the roof of the house
>>676035253
Rereroll
>>676035405
lol made me laugh
Find women, make sex, much population increase
>>676035433
Winrar
>>676035429
Reroll
>>676035433
Winrar?
>>676035434
Rerereroll
>>676035433
ayyy winrar
>>676035433
Kek
>>676035427
helicopter crashes 5 zombies get out and infection is back!
>>676035397
Reroll for this to be over
>>676035429
Rawl for progress
>>676035427
Nuclear apocalypse happens and civ moves into the metro
>>676035427
They dig for and successfully find water
>>676035229
rerolling
>>676035556
So close
Reproduce
>>676035433
gay request for a gay faget how fitting
Dig until find water or reach other side of the world.
>>676035433
the smell of the pizza attracts zombies
>>676035599
>>676035611
>>676035622
Who is winrar here?
>>676035433
They get pizza and throw it on a house
>>676035625
Reroll
>>676035427
A gift from the gods, it rains very very heavy
>>676035732
Dig for and find water
Make a well
jesus joins the civilization
plant some apple trees
>>676035732
ty OP my life is complete
>if dubs zombies come and eat pizza
>>676035732
Nukes drop everyone lives in metro now
>>676035625
Roll for drought protection
>>676035833
winRAR
>>676035833
Winzip
>>676035833
Rape the zombies.
Summon Cthulhu and get access to advance technology
>>676035824
Reroll
>>676035102
This
>>676035833
gg wp
>>676035887
just 1 off anon, im sorry
>>676036002
Reroll
Build a higher wall, and a fuckin lot of rain that drowns everyone inside.
3 whores arrive in the city,
>>676036002
>>676036112
rolls dont count until the last request is drawn
>>676036048
me too man that would have been one hell of a roll after dubs
>>676036034
Get
>>676036169
Reroll
Mass suicide
Build a rocket and write "Trump 2016" on it
Don't launch it yet
>>676036255
>>676036300
none of these count yet retards
roll for Mecha-streisand appearing
>>676033411
Every person has Donald Trump's face.
>>676036363
AHH BUU DAH, AHH BUU DAH!
>>676036388
Winrar Winrar
>>676036388
Double winrar
>>676035611
Kinda wanted this...
this is dubs>>676035621
>>676036363
Rolling for this.
>>676034827
last try
>>676035833
A helicopter crashes inside the village walls! OHSHIT!
The air gets more dry... The berries dont look very healthy
>Population: 3
>Supplies: Sideways 8? (-3)
>Status: Need defenses
the city is saved by the sun, which has mc ride's face
>>676035611
If i get trips, this never happened
>>676036255
Winrar, winrar, chicken dinrar.
>>676036609
We all get in a circle and shoot the person to our right
>>676036609
give zombies fire-y chainsaws
>>676036609
find ak-47 and shoot whatever comes out of helicopter
>>676036609
develop irrigation, spraying mist into the air and putting out the fires
>>676036363
rollin dis
and crab people also with mecha streisand
>>676036693
Reroll
>>676036723
roll
>>676036723
rolln
>>676036609
The people mate and have triplets
>>676036723
rawl
Whole town plays Russian Roulette to cut down on supply needs
>>676036363
roll
>>676036693
Roll
>>676036826
Roll
>>676036723
rawlin
>>676036723
quick reroll
two of the people have sex while the other gets eaten
>>676036693
J.K. ROWLING
>>676036911
WINRAR
The 3 people get into a circlejerk
>>676036911
>>676036845
Roll
>>676036609
open all showers and taps to flood inside the wall. This would kill the zombies, togas float on planks.
>>676036911
kek
>>676037029
I kek'd
>>676037029
lol
stuff happens
>>676037277
Winrar
build a sky tower
>>676036609
There is a civilization under the surface-
Zeus comes and saves the day by turning all zombies in to 100% human but at the cost of 1life
>>676037277
>>676037340
nope request has already been taken. this doesn't count
damn this thread slowed down fast
>>676036911
The two decide they suddenly want to eat some of the third toga dudes cum. But because there isnt enough to share, the two other play rock paper scissors, and the loser has to fight off the zombies alone.
The berries start to rot due to the dry air
Population: 3
Supplies: 500 (-3)
Status: In full ecstacy
>>676037441
>>676037277
doesn't matter for me
stuff WILL happen
>>676037587
We all get in a circle and shoot the person to our right
Dig for water
>>676037728
Reroll
The messiah (donald trump) saves the day. Everything comes back to normal.
>>676037587
Use the helicopter radio to call for help.
put the fires out
>>676037587
find a gun and shoot zombies. remington double barrel
A shrine to hitler is build
>>676037853
roll for this
fred durst
>>676037903
rol
let them pray to god
Skip to the space stage.
>>676037728
Its our only salvation at this point
>>676037587
zombies acquire Alzheimer
Build world trade center
>>676037858
Rerolling call for help.
>>676037587
Ice t comes down with a fucking evangelion and fucking destroys all the town's enemies, but demands all the white bitches in exchange for his services
>>676037903
roll
>>676037961
rerawlin
>>676037903
rawl
>>676037964
Reroll
A shrine to the führer is bult
>>676037587
Preserve the berries and fortify their houses for all weather disasters
>>676037903
role
dugtrio appears
>>676038115
Reroll
>>676037903
role it
>>676038175
Rerollerino
An exiled tribe arrives and brings 5000 population. They are educated and highly skilles. Also they are jewish.
>>676037921
Reroll
>>676038115
reroll
super buildings
>>676037903
role it up
>>676037587
Tease zeus statue dick to cum into zombies.
>>676038236
Reroll
>>676037903
rawlng
bowser from mario appears
destroy the twintowers ackbar style
>>676038327
Reroll
>>676034069
roll
>>676037978
Roll
>>676038248
Rolling
>>676038086
Rerolllls
>>676038307
This
>>676037903
off by one roll
>>676038404
Reroll
They do a terrorist attack on an European city
>>676038402
>>676038172
something appears
>>676038411
WINRAR WINZIP
>>676038422
winrar
>>676038411
>>676038422
winrar
>>676038411
winrar
>>676037587
katy perry is in town and gives a charity concert to the sans war veterans with ptsd
Dig underground for water
>>676038411
armyu- desu
>>676038438
>Update
Rerolls
>>676038411
jap ninja time
Build cock statue
>>676038776
FUCK
Build a shrine to hitler
>>676037587
Ottoman Empire invades. Population is now 3000. Toga dudes convert to Sunni Islam
>>676038776
Rolling.
Hitler arrives with tacos for everyone
i want trips
hey guyz i just came here from le reddit this seems like a fun game
>>676038827
Reroll
>tfw this is my third winrar this thread
>>676038877
too bad it doesn't count dumb gay faget
>>676038776
Roll
>>676038877
YESSSHHHHHHH
>>676038877
Double dubbs. This gotta happen
>>676038999
this doesn't count either. read the rules on the OP you gay faget
>>676038982
No tacos for you
>>676038999
TRIPPSSS
everybody gets buff
>>676039089
How doesn't this count
>>676038999
trips causing random event
>>676038411
The berries are all dead, just like those fucking nig- I mean zombie scum. Thanks to those fedora ninjas, the two other toga dudes can live a happy life, with no fucking food.
I GOTTA GO SOON. NEXT TRIPS IS THE LAST EVENT, SO MAKE IT GOOD.
>Population: 3
>Supplies: 0 (-3)
>Status: Hugging and Hungry
>>676039264
a meteor crashes to earth. everything explode
>>676039264
Nuke Destroys All.
>>676039392
rol
>>676039264
everyone get on the floor
>>676039264
Mr Trump arrives and brings the whites to trump tower.
>>676039427
>>676039431
roll both
>>676038248
Get
>>676039454
walk the dinosaur
>>676039264
sleep for 10,000 years
>>676039264
Nuke the entire fucking civilization
Hitler cums from the heavens and replenishes the water supply
>>676039392
rolll
>>676039264
It was all the dream of an autistic walrus-
>>676039503
Roll
>>676039392
roll it
>>676039427
this
everything freezes
Rocks fall everyone dies
>>676039392
rack roll
gib
>>676039611
WINRAR
>>676039264
roll>>676039392
it
Get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
3 women get there with a kart of food supplies
rockymountains
>>676039392
roll it up
>>676039264
A friendly Muslim shows up and ALLAHU ACKBA
>>676039392
role
Somali pirates rape pillage and burn everything
>>676039264
Korean zergling rush atack and destroy everything.
Blacks return beg whites for help whites enslave nigs build white utopia full of cat girls and traps
>>676039392
role down
nordkorea attacks
>>676039611
>>676039392
rolle
i got ultra tripper
>>676039861
roll
michael jackson returns
a nigger brings aids to the civilization, no one realizes until it's too late
kool aid appears
>>676040160
this, but a white guy does it instead since thats how it really happened
Cthulhu awakens
nothing happens it all stays the same
nazis attack
>>676040414
>>676040414
The fedora ninjas apologize to their parents for bieng disgraces, while commiting sepuku
>>676039392
Rolling for this
>>676039264
Turns out the moon was a living being and takes its first shit on all crab people. Zombies try to fight the shitwall but it matches so good so toga and his friend can stay faggots till the end of dayz...
HBO makes a series of this thread
>>676041567
calls it 'walking dead'
So anyone willing to start another one of these? I would do it but I'm on a phone
>>676041982
someone do it please
>>676041982
can prob get an app to do it on phone
either way i might do one later playing gta atm
>>676042163
I second this
