dear /b/
What would you do if someone gave you $80,000?
>>676029538
thank them you ungrateful fuck
Bet Novak Djokovic to win Miami
>>676029538
Pay off my mortgage and have more disposable monthly income.
>>676029538
Wake up
>>676029538
800 cheap prostitutes
>>676029538
Buy her.
>>676029538
Get 40,000 $2 blowjobs
Get a car and move out of the shithole I'm in.
>>676029671
/thread
Buy stocks
>>676029981
lol
hivemind
>>676029538
Make myself look like op's pic
1. pay taxes on it
2. down payment for an apartment in the hope that it would impress the girl
>>676030275
>impress the girl with accounting skills
lol
>>676030275
nigger r u srs, y an apartment and not a house?
Pay off my debts and try and start my life up instead of being depressed.
And you know thank them by bringing them out for mcflurries
Get out of my shithole country, abandon my family, buy a nice cheap house in america, buy a good gaming pc and live comfortably.
I'd rescue a parrot. I love birds!
I'd also save my money for future expenses (paying rent, food, electricity)
>>676029538
I would pay off my roughly $20,000 debt and immediately would buy land and build a subterranean laboratory (climate controlled storage or shipping containers) where I would make a number of different drugs and weapons and devices.
>>676029538
I'd give it to this beautiful lady for a one-night-stand. ^_^
>>676030921
fag
>>676031606
beta detected
>>676030921
this is why I would never give a random person money. they'd do dumb shit like this.
>>676031357
So if this is a begging thread why don't you contact me at this disposable
[email protected]
>>676030484
Both are nice if you make them nice. You can live in a shitty house for the same price as a good apartment
>>676029538
Ask him for more
>>676030649
Op said 80k, not 800k
>>676029538
Nothing special, that's my salary.
>>676029538
If I would have $80k right now I'd buy a car, go to school and 6 months later I'd move in with my girlfriend. Of course I would send some to my parents aswell.
>>676029538
I would buy 16,000 foot-long sandwiches from Subway.
Pay loan debt, pay parents' debt, finish grad school and actually be able to think about my financial future
I'd use it to sustain myself more comfortably while looking for a solution to my depression and anxiety. Alternatively, if I end up cracking while looking for said solution, I'd probably use whatever I have left to hoard a shitload of drugs, preferably sedative-hypnotics
>>676029538
i would move to the pacific northwest and be smoking legal weed, and tell this fucking redneck hillbilly police state bye bye
>>676029538
Buy a cheap place in Detroit, get a couple guns, live out the rest of my days robbing drug dealers and post pics on 4chan.
And maybe go out and get a smoothie or smtn
>>676029538
Fuck your mother 800 times
>>676031606
kill yourself
>>676033803
I'd fuck your mother 800 times then go buy a $160,000 dollar car.
>>676034460
seems foolish to spend all the money on one frivolous thing
Suck his Dick
>>676029538
I could buy a shed for my back yard
or
go to America and buy a whole street of forclosed houses
invest it properly and return the amount after a few months/years, keeping the profit
>>676029538
I want that chick along with the money. I know that makes me greedy, but I would be forever grateful.
I'd buy a metric shit ton of guns, mags, and ammo, and then when hilldog gets elected turn around and sell it all for 5x what I paid.
Easy...
Pay student loan debt, move out of the house I share with some friends and start my own life. Improve myself, intellectually and physically.
Help my mom, brother and sister and start to live a steady life :)
although 80K in € is like 70K€ after paying all debts i would still have like a 40K€. So yeah, I think I could do a lot
Nice to dream a bit sometimes :)
Sad that to so many of us 80K is a lot and to a bunch of people its "nothing"
Oh well.... life is not fair, one just has to deal with it
Take it.
>>676030649
Hahahahahaha
>$80k for a decent house, gaming PC and live comfortably
You're better off buying a gun and killing yourself if you think that's what America like.
I would use it as my income for the year, and use all my free time to produce music.
>>676030071
I'd invest in Tesla, they're about to blow up, I'd probably sell it right after and make a quick profit of it. Since they are announcing the Model 3 at the ending of this month and will be starting to take reservations for it.
They already have 17k in the line for it within their own buildings (Tesla and SpaceX employees).
inb4 someone is going to say I'm a retard. If you actually read any financial papers, you would see that a lot of brokers at Wallstreet are giving Tesla a fucking good rating at the moment. Which means BUY.
>>676034460
>>676037754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ3MIXMbya4
>>676029538
It's not enough to pay off all my debts, so I'd put it away in a secret account to hide it from my wife.
I'd buy myself a really nice meal, some nice clothes and at some point i'd visit a massage place and get an all day deep tissue massage for my back. Put the rest in my bank or try invest it in something.
>>676029538
hold onto it for a bit then convert it to pounds (i'm English) then start up my own company
>>676030484
>$80,000
>House
Are you retarded?
Probably get some dinner. I havent eaten a full meal in 2 weeks.
Then Id pay my electricity and water so they dont shut them off in 4 days.
>>676029538
>buy apple products
>realize how stupid i am
>kill myself
How many fruit roll ups can 80000 buy
>>676040288
At least 12
Pay off my debts and buy a cat cause I am a lonely person
Make her go vegan and jog every morning because shes fat.
>>676029538
Pay off credit card debt, whatever is left put 30% into savings and the rest keep on hand for monthly expenses.
>>676029538
pay that girl to fuck my brains out.
>>676037691
>you would see that a lot of brokers at Wallstreet are giving Tesla a fucking good rating at the moment.
>listening to brokers
kek
>>676029538
Buy several duplexes in a shitty part of town.
>>676030649
in reality, you would have to choose one of the three
>>676039065
white person detected (exactly what I would do, muh cracka)
