/b/ritfag thread. Ask me anything.
Where's my bros at? Nooooorrrfolk here.
faggot brit
>>676025426
thank you for your contribution
How many cups of tea have you drank today?
>>676025282
Do you really have knife control laws in the UK?
Is it true that there are a million muslims in London?
Do you want out of EU?
>>676025766
None whatsoever. I don't drink tea, believe it or not.
Fuckin Norfolk shouldn't you be on your tractor in the fields fucking turnips or something
>>676025777
No locking blades above 4 inches. Other than that I'm not too sure.
A million sounds a bit excessive. There are a lot though.
Yes I do. A federal super state this side of the Atlantic does not work.
>>676025812
Bloody anarchist
>>676025901
Oh how imaginative, I've never heard that before. I'm not from here, I just live here.
>>676025812
fookin hail m8, u traitor scum. U traying tooh disgrace our queen n mr.bean??
>>676025938
Haha maybe not but wanting out now is retarded
The ways it would fuck the UK over would outweigh ANY benefits 100:1
>>676025282
Norwich fag reporting in
>>676025282
Why would you ever wanna live in Norfolk?
Bath here, out west. What's goin on
Lincolnshire here, not all of us are inbreds just the majority
>>676026186
u wot m8 ill fukin rek u
>>676026192
I'll simply admit that I don't know enough about the debate to weigh in.
>>676026280
Oh awesome. You from there, or just live there? Norwich nights out are incredible.
>>676026314
You wouldn't. You just sort of end up here.
>>676026447
Jesus.. You may as well be on Mars. You guys are so far away it's ridiculous.
>>676026551
I cannot stand Lincolnshire. It's the most boring county I have ever been to. Lincoln itself is good crack on a night out though.
>>676025282
>>676026280
NR3 reporting.
Leeds reporting
>>676026753
If you enjoy fat slags...
>>676025282
anyone in glasgow have Mayfair on that stupid McDonald's monopoly thing, I'll split the 100k 50/50 witcha
>>676026314
>>676026762
NR4 - live on campus. Yeah man Norwich is a good night out
>>676026192
all you REALLY need to know is that our imports and exports are being regulated thanks to the EU.
If we left; our imports(which heavily, heavily outweigh our exports) would go up in price sharply. We'd effectively have to start the economy from scratch and then try to rebuild economic relations with Europe again from a standpoint of "We just burned a bridge because it suited us. Please help us build a new bridge"
>>676026753
near bristol, cardiff, couple hours away from london. It's not bad. Norfolk is mars m80
>>676025282
Fuck England. UpThe 'Ra
>>676025938
It's 3 inches, because your heart is 3inches from your chest wall
>>676026855
Nothing wrong with fat slags. Good practice.
>>676026920
Where d'you head to on a night out? Mercy is always good fun.
Brit scum. How's it feel to have your imperial past come back to bite u in ur cuck ass? Cup of tea? Yes ma'am. Where's me benefits!? Cucumber sandwich? Basically at the end of the day, Jeremy Kyle m8. Vindaloo! Where's me salt n vinegar for me fish n chips. Red sauce?
>>676025282
Kettering here
>>676027120
Fair one. London is a couple of hours from me as well, so it's not all bad.
>>676027137
Well that's something I didn't know. The more you know...
Manchester lads
>>676027543
Go to hell bloody stupid Manchesturd
>>676027319
My flatmate is from norfolk. he brings me back meat from his butchers, shit is fuckin DANK. Never had sausages like them
>>676027137
plenty of nice < 3inch knives available here too though
>>676027289
k-town, that must mean you know paki pauls
>>676027177
Karma Kafe normally mate - Yeah mercy is so good
>>676027637
Fuck off prick
nr1 reppin
>>676026005
What? You're always getting asked about being a turnip fucka
any britfags got any old school consoles or game they want to get rid of? Looking to cop some (ps1, n64, gameboy, sega etc)
>>676027177
I admire your positivity
>>676027850
Never heard of it. Any good? Yeah Mercy is a giggle, I've had some good times in that place haha.
>>676027758
Norfolk meat is good meat. ;)
York checking in
>>676028083
Never heard of eBay u stupid fucking cunt?
>>676025282
HEY NORFOLK! GIMME SIX!
fucking inbred fucks...
>>676028083
Nah me sister still uses the ps2 sometimes
>>676028124
Any hole's a goal, my friend.
Why do all CEX shops smell like piss
>>676025282
Neighbour from Suffolk reporting in
Ayy linconlshire/essex (2 houses) reporting in
kings lynn reporting in please kill me
>>676026280
Do you like the puppet man?
NW3 belsize Park off up the heath later on to watch the faggots bumming each other & shooting them with our air rifles
>>676028303
yeah I have
>>676028432
Oh sweet, I'm from Suffolk. Whereabouts?
>>676028509
hahahah you poor bastard
>>676025282
How did you cross the border Ahmed ?
Manchestaaaaaa
>>676025282
ed?
>>676028291
so many chavvy slags in Mercy its greaaaat
>>676025282
Here, a retractor
>Norfolk and Norwich retractor
>>676028661
Wherwabouts lad?
>>676028657
I have changed my mind its 3- 2 Engerland
>>676028657
Just outside Ipswich mate, you?
>>676028848
Fuckin bury side, radcliffe.
>>676025282
food help helper bright me sanwites nnd colacola
what yuo drink now or like drink
I'm from Bristol
I'm instantly better than any of you fags
>>676026601
Of course you will young Eubank cos you fuckin farmers are fuckin solid
Okay guys, now prove youre british
I'll start
>Polish Hand Car Washes
>Lift
>>676029064
and that's why everyone hates bristol, you cunt.
>>676028756
Nout wrong with that. Need to get involved next time I'm there hahaha
>>676028874
From Bury St. Edmunds originally. It's a fucking dive haha
>>676028955
I were just up near there, got lost goin to wigan
>>676029064
colacola good brystol no
food helphelper only orange juce
UGLY BITC
>>676029191
Bury's better than Ipswich mate. Ipswich is such a shithole
>>676025282
http://strawpoll.me/7190803/r
eat me limey fags
>>676029064
In your dreams cunt
>>676029259
Get the fuck out of our britfag thread, you fucking wanker
>>676029259
food help helper prosessor me
>>676025282
Dorset fag here
>>676029168
We're sorry that we have a better:
Culture
Economy
Air freshness
City
History
Nightlife
than you <3
>>676029375
676029375 ggggnnhhhffag FAG,,,,,,,
From london, but currently living in Middlesbrough.
Kill me.
>>676029497
>bristol nightlife
Shoving a pitchfork up your arse isnt a fun night out, you bent, farmer sucking, southie cunt.
>>676029497
Went to Bristol once, it's an alright place compared to most places in the UK. Costco was a good place to buy shit from
>>676029497
lol. You delusional fuck.
>>676029887
Kek, Nail on the head/10
>>676029887
fuk,,,, astrenat
Chorley, Lancashire reporting in
>>676029755
hahahah gutted
>>676030035
This cunt is trying to force a new meme im guessing?
Not working, newfag
>>676025282
Brummie fag checking in
Anyone here live near Bournemouth or Poole ?
>>676028410
Because chavs go there after getting the dol
>>676025282
I'm from Staffordshire. Have you ever been there?
fuck off you manc bastards
>>676030154
hav yuo fire
>>676025282
Hey there, fatfuck of the euro bow to muslims union.
>>676030155
Where abouts?
>>676030082
>even the wind has wind.
>I've forgotten what the sun looks like
>everyone eats parmos.
>the women are all orange
>ORANGE
>>676030691
you forgot the dulcet tones "do ya know wot i mean "
>>676026903
Which one? I'll check yer ma's fanny for it. Cunt
>>676030167
If they are they're not going to reply to this thread because they are too busy trying to kill themselves.
>>676029064
Was skins actually filmed in Bristol?
>>676030661
I know someone who knows someone that went on that show. Even though I don't know them I still feel somehow cheapened by it.
>>676030155
Bloody hell, I hate the accent hahaha
>>676030394
I think I've passed through a couple of times.. I really can't remember.
>>676030911
oh god i hate people who say that
>>676030688
Dudley DY9 wbu
>>676031007
Chill out Mr Bond jeez
>>676030911
Nah mate, get it right..
junowarramean?
Literally no scousers in here really?
>>676031215
That ay Brum mon.
>>676031215
WS7
>>676031375
but there's often a like on the end for extra effect
How do you feel about 30 000 women and children killed in your British concentration camps during Boer War?
>>676031651
Ahh yes, I forgot the "like"
>>676031915
nothing to do with me
>>676032022
a mealy mouthed reply
>>676031414
Fuckin calm it kidder am ere now ya cheeky twat
>>676025282
in or out?
Surrey reporting in
>>676025282
Voting to Leave?
Thank fuck. Soon as the scouse come in they'll be moaning about how bad they have it or start nicking anything in sight.
>>676025282
Do you like seeing the school girls wearing short skirts?
>>676032730
Ey lad I swer down you dont know what it's like havin to nik potatos from the itaslian man selling em in is veg shop ye cheeky bellend.
>>676032578
Out.
>>676032726
Indeed I will be.
>>676032811
Can't say I'm a huge fan.
21/m/dl5
>>676033130
how young would you go when fucking a girl?
>>676025282
Given your webbed fingers and toes, how good are you at swimming?
>>676026855
There were some tasty (non fat) barmaids when I was up last spring. Mailbox and Magna Carta
>>676029497
>Culture
Top top bait
>>676027097
Think about what you just said. The EU will always want a good trade deal with the UK because they export so much there.
Do you really think BMW and VW will stop selling in the UK? The UK is the 2nd biggest economy in Europe and 5th biggest in the world. Do some research instead of just reading the Guardian.
Southampton reporting in
>>676035074
Fuck off you Inbred fuck
>>676025282
How scared of the west midlands are you?
>>676034905
You fucking outers repeat ad infinitum 'do you think BMW....'
>>676035189
Not from Southampton mate family are from france & Netherlands just grew up here. As long as you don't go near council estates its chill as fuck. Unfortunately i know many chav's due to college and shit
>>676029064
Where abouts in Bristol? You from anywhere near Weston-Super-Mare?
>>676035324
The main issue in the Brexit debate revolves around import and export. BMW is a great example as it's a household name which everyone is aware is German. On top of that their export revenue is huge.
If I used Allianz SE as an example you'd be scrambling for Google.
>>676035694
I'd say those lot who have their hair looking like fucking iced gems are worse than chavs tbh. Chavs have evolved 3 stages, they're on the faggot stage. First was the burberry/Old womans couch pattern for everything. Next was the 'IMMA FUCKING CUT YOU IF YOU BREATHE YOU FUKIN GET ME LAD' Kinda one, you know... Th psycho who you would skip going the shop for because they were in the way. Now they're usually pussy faggots.
>>676032022
Top kek
The only funny shit to come from my hometown
>>676036068
BMW, Mercedes, VW. Built in South Africa. Where your British genocide camps for women and children were.
>>676036068
The main issue is subjective to the individual.
>>676025282
Inbred faggot. Bet you've got extra thumbs.
Love,
Suffolk.
>>676036369
Why does it matter where they were built?
>>676036518
What field are you from in Suffolk mate?
>>676028542
Everyone likes the puppet man.
>>676033410
Half your age plus 7? Seems to work
>>676033488
I'm like Michael Phelps crossed with a dolphin.
>>676035260
Not at all.
>>676032070
underrated post.
>>676035074
Respect bruv.
Portsmouth fag here
if it aint fife and drums IT aint England.!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGrxHO-B2TY
Wahey I'm from Newcastle bud
>>676038976
I got a mate in uni in Portsmouth. Sounds shit
>>676033488
thats the isle of sheppey mate...
>>676039411
IF IT AIN'T A MARCH PAST IN QUICK TIME IT AIN'T BRITISH! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuWPk8jXurM
>>676028874
Me too funnily enough!
>>676040167
Well I'll be buggered anon. Fancy catching a drink somewhere at some point?
>>676039995
if it aint a trooping its a muslim extremist.!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
>>676039749
Its not so bad, probably best going to a bigger city university to be honest. I think that one is one of the worst in the country lol
Why is there no good British footballer?
>>676028440
You mean your mum and dad got divorced and moved away.
Essex lad reporting in specifically chelmsford
>>676041463
>vardy tonight
>>676041820
Mad one, showed those nazi fellas what's what
>>676041039
>>676039411
>>676039995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYySwA6x3pg
YES!
>>676041039
If it ain't a brown it's a dumbass clown that probably have spergers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyexUAmxAGw
>>676042179
Fuck off outta here with that SCOTS Guards shit. Grenadiers all the way.
>>676042018
a great Madjer
>>676041820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUzbemfXttc
my nigger.
>>676042018
Just because nazis went for bratwurst break after 2-0 doesn't make any britty good
>>676042402
Someone isnt a true royalist... lol faggot.
Merica
>>676042697
What the SCOTS Guards are better than the Grenadiers? Let me guess. You like the fucking Coldstreamers? Your kind sicken me
>>676042492
>>676042663
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2z5qrBBjcFU
I'm just gonna leave this here
>>676025282
Lost my virginity to a girl form Norfolk.How certain is that she was inbred ? over 70% likely?
>>676035864
Not that guy, but Locking parklands here
>>676036369
the Boers were subhumans and they deserved it
>>676042942
>implying they arent all a national force for the kingdom , stop dividing them you tosser.
>>676043608
>Implying they have the prestige of the Grenadiers.
>>676043050
Fuck me Roy hodgesons face XD
>>676043931
those guys look like the 9s on stratego
>>676043931
no one mentioned prestige you nigger faggot , its a national force all honours earned in their own rights.
>>676044140
They look like pure unaltered better than other Footguards is what they look like.
To be a trye brit, you need to have a foreskin. Are you intact op or has your dick been mutilated?
>>676044274
>Coldstreamers let Cromwell in
>Honours
Swansea reporting in
>>676044449
is that why they die to everything except the spy?
>>676044914
lol
>>676044572
picking hairs, nigger.
>>676045210
>Nullis Secundi
>Actually second to the Grenadiers
norfolk here ay
