Sir, are those illegal dubs in the car?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Sir, are those illegal dubs in the car?
>>676024401
no faggot
No, stop raping me you cisgender white male
Looks like the streets are safe
no officer I am clean.
I have a permit
I got some dubs right here in my pants ;)))
Nope
No.
Uhh...
No these are trips
Do I see a warrant?
I dubbed ur mum with deez nuts m8
Nope, officer.
>>676024401
am i being detained?
I'm sorry problem, what's the officer here?
Nah-.
Just an AK-47.
CHECK EM PIGS>>676026684
>>676026722
Your fucking done clown!
>>676026722
Step out of the car sir...
>>676024401
Its coke faggot goof
>>676026766
>Please step out of the car, sir.
Nahh nigga
>>676026766
Oh your damn right your being detained
no repeating digits here, good officer
no sir i never carry filthy dubs
>>676024401
I have the right to remain silent,..... I have the right to lawyer.
>>676024401
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Officer, i'm white.
i'm innocent!!!
Fuck off
>>676024401
187 motha fuckaaaa
Fuck the police
>>676024401
Dios mio, no senor, only thing illegal here is me and these singles
>>676026722
>>676026766
Step out of the care, sir
I certainly am not hiding any dubs in my anal cavity, officer...
>>676024401
Nah officer, I've check'd em
kill yourself
>>676024401
fuck the five o
You guys are fucking assholes.
That's the third time you pulled me over.
I've never had dubs on me!
>>676024401
Any dubs that may or may not be present are just in transit to evidence holding.
>>676024401
Sorry officer, I have no idea what are you talking about.
>>676024401
No, these are check'ed
No sir, have a nice day.
>>676027079
I understand he's no longer in charge due to a collosal failure not known to the public yet. Chief of Staff General Dunford is now in charge behind the scenes.
>>676027534
Tu leituvas?
no sir, these are 100% authentic singles
>>676024401
Absolutely not sir
>>676024401
Do you have nothing better to do then harrass the hardworking people of this nation? Then to constantly infringe on their freedom for the sake of entertainment? No, I have no dubs in my car. Now leave.
>>676024401
no sirs, no illegal dubs here.
i fukin hope not
Nope
noooo
>>676024401
Well, Nope
Fuck you mother fucker
Officer shut the fuck up now take look at my dubs and vote dor trump
>>676024401
I DID NOTHING WORNG
No officer check if you want
Excuse me officer.
Am I being detained?
Yo soy ciudadano cieen por cieen americano
I am gonna fuck you up if you dont stop touching my car
Haven't touched the stuff since 7th grade
NO sir nothing wrong here.
oh fuck
Fuck off.
no officer
no you fucking white males
Its jew day
Sorry oficial no ingles solo español.
Are you voting for trump? If yes, i'll answer your question officer.
No police boy i am cute hindu check my twos
Nope just my Jihad bomb vest! Aloha Snackbar!!
>>676024401
No.
>>676028922
TAKE HIM DOWN OFFICER
>>676028922
You're under arrest!! Hands up or we shoot!!
>>676028922
KEK
E
K
>>676024401
RAPE
^^ See i tell it i am cute hindu ^^ you big bitch no twos!
I may have dubs, but at least I don't kill black people.
Maybe
>>676029019
You sound like a good person. Thank for your collaboration, citizen!>>676029019
Nothin' to see here, officer.
>>676028744
>>676028773
>>676028808
>>676028859
>>676028922
>>676028991
Gen pop for all yall
>>676024401
Nope
No dubs here ociffer
im free
no officer
No dubs here m'officer.
Is there a officer problem?
>>676028922
Your under arrest!
lawyer
No sir, no dubs here....
No dubs here.
fuck you, you filthy cop
I dont have any dubs sir...
You wanna buy some magic tho ?
But sir, im no nigger
>tfw when im an actual cop
Feels good lads
>>676024401
Never had one, sir.
I'm white its fine
I LIKE MEMES XD
rollando!!
No officer, I stand by the law firmly.
Nothing to see here.
Nope
Only trips
No dubs here officer.
I'm just holding them for a friend I swear
>>676024401
No dubs here officer.
whats a dub
dub
No Sir, i would not do something like that
No sir
no because im not a nig nog
>>676024401
Piss off, officer.
fuck off
no dude it's medical I swear
>>676024401
I have glaucoma I swear!
no its a trip thats legal right?
>>676024401
No dubs here sir. Maybe check over there?
No sir! I'm clean!
>>676024401
off by one, you fuck.
>>676033319
Moar! Jesus that gets me so hard
>>676034701
dub
>>676034966
oops he got a dub
>>676035055
oops i got a dub
liar!>>676034844
>>676035094
Dubs are trolling hard over here
>>676024401
I dunno what youre talking about officer honest
>>676024401
No.
>>676034844
Get the fuck down dirt bag!
>>676024401
No officer, these dubs are fully licensed and registered
No...
Look for your self officer.
>>676024401
is it becoz i'm a nigger`?
i'm not a nigger officer
>>676024401
Nope. Just weed.
>>676035552
off by one :(
>>676035644
Thats what I thought! Your going downtown
No plz officer I'm white
I am gud boi i dindu du nuthinj officer
>>676024401
fuck off
>>676024401
what the fuck is a dubs?
>>676035877
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>>676035877
Thats what they all say
>>676035877
no sir
Just have these trips officer
No sir officer sir!
Fuck u nigger
no but singles
>>676024401
FUCK ARE YOU GUN DO BOUT IT, PIG?
No officer. No dubs here
>>676038500
HE'S A LYIN BASTARD, GET 'IM!
i never dubs and drive
>>676038500
Get on the ground or we will shoot!
I swear they aren't mine
>>676039455
Shoot yourself
>>676039455
shot himself by accident :^)
>>676024401
You'll never take me alive
>>676024401
no, now mind your own fucking business cop-o. fucking zoom zoom
>>676024401
i'm sorry sir, but
>CHECK'EM
>>676024401
doubt it
>>676039688
Shots fired shots fired!
no sir
Nah these tripps confirm legality.
qwerty
>>676024401
yup, allahu akbar!!!!!!!
I'm a free Earth citizen. You have no right to detain me. Rape! Rape! You're raping me!
I'm on probation I can't dubs
>>676041122
Buddy you are EXTRA fucked now
>>676024401
IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE
>>676026826
fuck off newfag
Just going to leave this here.
is this because im black, becuase im not im differnt colored oriented which means i have a handicap
>>676024401
Depends, am I black?
No I swear they are for a friend
No, I can barely afford singles in this country
>>676041954
Damn, I'm too late to the joke.
*stomps on the accelerator*
These dubs are legal officer
Oh god, it's police and I'm on meth, ruuuuuun
DEEZ DUBS
Go away cops
Op is a nigger
>>676024401
Dubs? hell naw, man.
Dubs? Never heard of them, sir
Nope and certainly nog anything more illegal like trips
>>676024401
HI COUSIN NANCY!
>>676044244
>>676044377
>>676044477
THREE IN A ROW
GET OUT THE FUCKING CAR!
>>676044477
DUBTRIPS SPOTTED, YUO ARE UNDER ARREST
>>676044477
You're going to jail scumbag
I AM A SOVERIGN CITIZEN
>>676026989
You also have the right to a little swin at the docks 3 a.m. if you keep it up nignog.
check em officer
>>676024401
No
These are legal trips you faggot
No dubs here, faggot
>>676024401
AM I BEING DETAINED OFFICER?
NO I DO NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO SEARCH!!!!!
gtfo unless you got a warrant
>>676024401
Plz officrr ima gun haz a byba D:
>>676044477
>"Could you please step out of the vehicle?"
>>676044799
>tfw slipoed by unnoticed
Gotta arrest myself I guess
>>676024401
These are medical dubs, I got prescription from doctor to help with my social disorders and to treat occasional symptons of faggotness from being OP in some threads
CHECK EM, OFFICER.
>>676044966
you just got rekt nigga
no dubs to see here
No officer I just had my singles renewed today.
I feel like you only pulled me over because I'm black.
>>676044966
The dogs are on the way sir
>>676024401
Officer, please....I didn't mean to smoke some dubs
>>676045525
Is that wuints in your trunk sir?
Step out of the car scumbag.
>>676024401
Don't you have some niggers to go shoot?
>>676024401
dubs? in my car?
no sir, never
>>676045644
I'm undercover guys, relax.
>>676044799
>articles of the confederation
>free inhabitant
You got me there sir, drive safe
>>676024401
Yes, yes they are.
im white officer nothing wrong here
>>676045525
>>676045744
no more of your vile filthy lies
Stop triggering me patriarchy scum
>>676024401
I heard some trips had been spotted in the area
no dubs here officer.
>>676046001
You're not far off on that one
>>676046001
>you're playing a dangerous game son
>do you think this is a joke?
>>676024401
no officer! I have a license for these dubs!
>>676045656
>5656
>>676045820
white people can ride on dubs! Niggers can't
Fuck off you shit cunt
Nope, no dubs here, no sir.
Is there an officer, problem?
Course not, I'm an upstanding citizen
>>676046655
Uuhhhh I mean.....
>>676046655
Double dubs detected
>>676024401
No problem here, Officer.
>>676046655
you are under arrest!
only trips here officer
>>676024401
I swear I have no dubs officer.
No way, Jose
>>676024401
With all due respect officer, but you might be just as high as me because i dom't have a car, lol.
Fight me
>>676024401
No sir!
Just some singles
No nothing to see here
Yes sir, all you've got to do is check'm
>>676047096
Wait wait wait what If I split them with you
>>676047188
nice get
>>676047188
But you have dubs
Officer fagitron I would never hide dubs from you!
>>676047409
Is that a bribe? Stop hiding your dubs, sir!
>>676045820
I don´t know why but I`m laughing my ass of because of the Filename
>>676047450
But they re not in the car.
1v1 me, officer, i'll rek u
>>676024401
no sir
No but I do have these quads
>>676047774
nice trips m8
>>676048022
DUBS! You are lying to the officers!
>>676024401
Since when are dubs supposed to be illegal?
I'm not saying these are mine, though.
>inb4 i get shot
>>676048666
OH SHIT NIGGER HANDS IN THE AIR
>>676024401
Are trips allowed sir?
Is ther a single Deputy??
No dubs here, ociffer.
I AM THE ONE AND ONLY!
>>676049510
Or not...
rell
>>676024401
HELP! IM BEING RAPED BY TWO WHITE MALES. THEY ARE ASSERTING THEIR DOMINANCE ARGHHHHHH!
No dubs here sir
>>676050271
Ma'am, they just commented on the weather.
>>676028744
STOP RESISTING
>>676024401
These singles proves that i didnt kill those kids
Officer, any dubs in this car are not mine I swear!!
want em back?
>>676024401
i have a license, actually, so these dubs are fully legal.
>>676048666
tfw your trips aren't appreciated with lots of comments
>>676024401
No sir. it's everything allright?
>>676024401
yes, waha gona du pig?
n n n no sir
>>676048666
kek
>>676048666
No one is checking these Satan trips
>>676051644
get out of the car, now!
>>676024401
Pig motherfucker, coward, pig.
>>676052538
na, not doing it m8, sorry. Lets have a pint and cheer it up
