Trips decides how and if I should kill these gerbils
They're too rouge tone handled and right now they're in an air tight jar
I've tried suffocating the White one but he chewed it of the bag
Nothing grousome
I Have to make it look natural because they're my little sisters
>>676021404
Check em'
>grab knife
>slit your own throat, faggot.
Go get your sisters panties and cum in them instead you fucking loser.
>>676021404
Drown them, and timestamp
>>676021404
They are so cute. Is the white one a dwarf hamster?
make a video of it and post it on your facebook that'd be so good i would totally click like on that what's your minecraft server can i join
>>676021404
In a blender. Old school flash animation style.
Drown them or get them drunk
>>676021404
Kill yourself
>>676021404
blender
>>676021404
sjek um also mouse smoothie
>>676022015
both gerbils fam...
they're so nasty
they bite so much
hate the cunts
Fucking end your pitiful excuse for an existence. Hang yourself with barbed wire you cheeky cunt
>>676022202
>>676022268
i said not grousome, learn to read
fuckbags
>>676021404
Make little nooses and have your self a good old fashioned lynching
>>676021404
>Edgy 14 Y/o hands
sisters tits or gtfo
timestamp faggot
>>676021404
Gift them to the kindset person you know instead. And kill yourself after you autistic shit.
>>676021404
it's called giving them to a pet store, or at least throw them outside and let them die naturally.
psychopathic kids shouldn't even have pets in the first place
>>676022467
why the fuck did u ask /b/ then? what are you expecting?
>>676021404
space program
Burn them, your sister can get more.
>>676021404
Love them forever
Put them in the microwave
>>676022612
rerolling
don't kill them. the white one has already demonstrated more survivability than you ever will
i can't do it lol
i feel so bad for them
>>676022612
rolling for this
Wrap one in wet paper towel and put it in the freezer for a bit
let them live
>>676021404
Put the gerbils in your ass for science!
>>676021404
you're an asshole
dont kill them faggot
Shove them up your ass you attention seeking faggot, then take your sisters panties off and say sorry for being a fag
>>676022767
why do you want to kill gerbils you fucking psychopath? are you 12 years old?
>>676022058
Exactly, so people can see how worthless your life is.
Yeah, im white knighting dose fucking gerbils.
Just let them free
How fucking sick are you? Every day we drift farther away from God's light... Dumb fuckface wanting to kill two innocent little creatures. You should fucking kill yourself, faggot.
>>676022895
i'm 16
i've killed a hamster before
>>676022612
yes
>>676023013
Edgy
>>676023013
Underage and b8
OP, Youre a world class cunt, kill yourself.
>>676022962
>God's light
put a needle through its throat and keep it there
>>676022767
Good you autistic faggot. Now go kill yourself.
All of you shut the fuck up.
Space program OP
>>676023013
those edges are pretty sharp bro
>>676023013
Underage b&
smash with books
Drown them
>>676023159
Reroll
Tie a string around its neck and post webm of it jerking around
Put the jar in the freezer with them in it.
>>676023221
Fuck me
Break their necks and post pics
>rape yourself to death with a dildo
>let them feed on your corpse until they die of engorging to much faggot
trips get!
Op is edgy as fuck. (Pick related)
Put in jar, shake untill dead.
>>676023255
Reroll
Put them in container of bleach
>Gas chamber.
>>676023221
Reroll
Set them free & act like they escaped. If you're looking for a thrill, just go start a fight with some other 12 year old.
vacuum cleaner she'll never check there
>>676023159
Rerolll
Drop them from high up
Microwave untill pop
>>676023397
roll
>>676023440
roll
>>676023013
good for you, you're just a cunt, what did you gain from that? what do you gain from telling me? enjoy being a virgin
Here you fucking cunts
I'll fucking kill them
Cut their little fucking heads off and show you their brains
>>676023523
roll
Op come on
>>676023520
This
>>676023484
FUCK
We gotta put them fuckers in space.
how old is your sister?
>>676023554
edges detected, have fun with that, enjoy being an edgy cunt
>>676023440
re rolling
Put the gerbils in a jar full of water, then freeze it t
>>676023554
>Nothing grousome
k OP
>>676023554
Nigguh you so edgy.
>>676023440
666 get
Stop being such an attention seeking faggot
>>676023660
kek. This
>Get them out of your house
>Open the Jar
>Let them go
Why kill them?
>>676021404
go to the store and put it in the lobster tank.
or leave it in the jar with the song Rock Lobster on repeat, very loud, until something fun and exciting happens.
>>676023013
Killing a defenseless animal
so fucking alpha anon-kun
I bet you are totally not a disgusting virgin neckbeard
kek
being this edgy
>>676023644
God damn you're a fucking waste
>>676021404
shove them up your ass
>>676023440
rolling for 777
I might cut myself on ur edge OP
Microwave the rats
>>676023772
rollin
Let them go outside to die on their own.
>>676023440
re rolling,
>>676021404
throw them in the dryer on high heat
>>676022612
Totally this. You can say they ran away.
>>676023866
Here we go, OP, you have to do it now
>>676022612
reroll>>676022614
>>676023440
999 get
>>676023914
SPAAAAACE
OP here
find me on omegle
4changerbils
>>676023440
999 get,
Let them die of old age
Feed them cheese. Fucks with there blood pressure. Works on rats and mice too. Cartoons lie to you about that and then you accidentally kill your little buddy. It tears you up for countless nights until one day you snap and wish to share your pain with others. So you go to your sisters room in a cold sweat, trembling with anticipation as you spot your quarry. You fantasize all the different ways you will do it. Then about using your sisters tears as lubrication as you jerk off on a photo of Mickey Mouse. Suddenly you snap out of it in the front of the line at a taco bell and realise that perhaps it's best to just order a taco and leave.
>>676023440
111 get
Let them live a nice, long, peaceful, and fulfilling life and die of old age like God intended
set them free, dont kill them u faggot
Buy a snake
>>676024039
this.
>>676024100
that ^
Op isn't delivering. Microwave guy got dubs
>>676021404
put them in a pot with water cover with lid tape and put them in the freezer post results
>>676023013
Underage b& MODS do your thing bunch of lazy ass niggers
>>676023440
just do it op
have you tried putting a bag over your head?
>>676023762
5 day no fap and boning his sister is much better than killing little animals
>>676024113
reroll
>>676023877
nice dubs
>>676023440
vacuum them up its humane
Nope, they live. Faggot.
>>676023554
watch out, internet tough guy who's so hardcore he only can pick on small rodents from the safety of his keyboard
SPAAAAACE
>>676023440
333 get and vacuum the fuckers up
>>676024199
check em
>>676022467
Then it's just going to be boring, you cunt
>>676024100
rolling
>>676024321
space program
let them live peacefully, faggot
Rolling again for that 444
>>676024442
god damn niggers
>>676024442
reroll
>>676023440
suck'em up
put them in a blender... then make the slurry into a bloody mary and drink.
>>676021404
>right now they're in an air tight jar
Problem solved?
If you want to spray some butane (from a can of lighter refill or something) in there, it'll asphyxiate them and they won't even notice since mammals can't sense a lack of oxygen, only CO2.
Don't kill them.
>>676021404
404 not found : if you jam them up your ass like Richard Gere.
>>676023440
666 suck'em
>>676024442
reroll
let them live and go suck some more dick
rollin for old age
you will not kill them
>>676024666
>wasted
>>676024666
check'ed
>>676024666
SPACE PROGRAM WINRAR
>>676024666
winrar
>>676024666
ding ding winrar
>>676021404
When my uncles were kids, they accidentally killed my dad's guinea pigs by throwing them against a wall. They put up some pillows because they thought it would soften the blow and they'd be safe, but they ended up just killing them, so they put them back in their cage and for years my dad thought he'd killed them by under or over feeding them or something.
>>676024666
come on OP. Satan trips speak.
>>676021404
ok, OP. here is what you do.
>Get a toilet paper roll
>position it right on your ass hole.
>put those furry bastards right up to the ass hole
>push em right through your sphincter
>wait until they stop wiggling
>shit them out wash them off
Release it outside and give him food please
>>676023440
other trips was a waste suck'em up
>>676024600
That's not how it fucking works, are you telling me if you spray gas into a jar and you sit in it you'll die peacefully dumb fuck? No, there is residual oxygen in there and you're producing C02 in your blood from it. If you replace the air in the jar completely with helium, you won't notice it
>>676023440
rollerino
>>676021404
Find a cat or snake and let them do what nature is...
>>676024666
winrar
>>676024666
Buy some helium balloons for this one, OP
do it
pics/video requiered
>>676024993
kek
>>676024964
space program better than vacuum
do it
>>676023013
Once killed a hamster due to the fact she ate three liters for no reason
>>676022612
ROLL
>>676025104
what does OP do for it cuck? better strap bottle rockets on the gerbils...
>>676024100
god doesn't exist fag
space program?
Throw them off roof or other high area and say they knocked over a book and squished themselves, also webm
>>676021404
Do not kill them. :(
>>676021404
heck em off a large bridge sempai
>>676025228
helium balloons
>>676025031
Reroll
>>676025281
actualy its not real.. dont do it just release the damn mouse you sick fuck
>>676025281
Yes this
>>676022612
rollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
>>676025368
Reroll
space program won
IDEA: strap those huge ass bottle rockets on the fuckers and post it as a webm
>>676025413
Reroll
>>676025462
Damn reroll again
>>676025514
Another one
>>676025468
no, helium balloons is space program so they'll fall back down somewhere and maybe hit someone
>>676025553
Almost there
>>676025462
retard
see
>>676024666
>>676025592
Another one
>>676025459
This:
>>676024666
>>676025619
Not there..dam. It
Don't kill them you sick faggot. Kill yourself instead.
>>676025661
Another one
>>676025718
Another one
>>676025462
>>676025459
>>676025413
>>676025368
>>676025362
>>676025358
>>676025349
space program already won you gay ass retards
>>676025598
when the rockets blow up guts will hit many people
>>676024666
Lol space program!!! I bet op is too poor to buy ballons
Release both of them and cut your dick off you sick fuck
Space program
Waiting for you fags on omegle
>>676024666
space program now OP. You glorious winged faggot
>>676022612
Roll
Could you guys be a little more original?
>>676026007
>Throw them off roof or other high area and say they knocked over a book and squished themselves, also webm
>>>
>Anonymous 03/26/16(Sat)14:19:04 No.676025349â–¶>>676025831
> >>676021404 (OP)
roll
>>676025934
Post pics in thread you homosecksual nigger
>>676021404
You are a fucking loser. Get a life you suburbia gaylord faggot
>>676023737
kek. This
>Everyone rolling for an edgy faggot who won't deliver
take them on one at a time as they are dangerous bastards in pairs good luck to you my moneys on the gerbils
>>676026332
kek. This
>>676026007
RIP Snippy
If nothing else, I love seeing newfaggots get triggered by animal abuse
>>676026333
checked
gfhggggffff
>>676026519
>newfaggots
newfag
An hero pls
>>676026333
That sounds like a boring way to kill gerbils
we say space program, 16 year old will probably end up cutting his dick off before he gets to the stage of buying helium or something
Lemiwinks adventure inside your asshole
>>676024871
How the fuck do you "accidentally" throw a gerbil against a wall you ignorant hillbilly. God.... Kill yourself and the rest of your fucking hick family. Please do society a favor.
>>676026463
kek. This
>>676022351
Oh yeah fuck em.
>used to have hamsters in middle school. >Started out with a Syrian one (the classic white-orange hamster) which I lost after about 3 weeks.
>then I had 2 dwarf hamsters which later when they made babies I found out they were opposite sex.
>separated males from females
>females were constantly fighting
>males were just 2: father and son
>donated females to petshop because I couldn't interact with them from constant fighting and stress
>end up with father son couple
>son was dominated by father
>son was a pussy
>hamster father was like a drunk father
>he was pissing in my hand everytime I tried to play with him
>was beating his son out of nowhere
>>676026943
Cont
>few years later one morning I heard them fighting
>went to check it out as usual
>son bit father's eye
>sweetrevenge.webm
>I was very sad even cried
>few months later father died
>only his son left from the legacy
>loved him
>few months later he started getting fat
>like really fat
>I didn't understand what was going on because I didn't increase his food ration.
>he was moving slower and slower
>this is it
>this is the end
>one time playing with him as usual just tearing me inside of how slow he was moving
>just like an old man
>palyign with him on my chest
>made a roof with my hands over him and petting him slowly
>he started getting sleepy
>wtf this never happened before, a hamster getting comfy with a "predator"
>sudden thought that it might die on my chest
>eyes tearing up thinking what a beautiful moment
>just sitting there on my bed with my hamster asleep on my chest and making a blanket with my hands for him
>about 30 mins go by
>he still breathing
>tried to adjust my posision, I was getting numb
>I woke him up
>wow close one
>few weeks later come home to him halfway of him laying outside of his little house and half inside
>legs were parallel to body, not supporting it's weight.
>he was so fat he could barely get out of that house
>realise he's dead
>not so torned up as expected
>we had beautiful last moments
>a year goes by
>decide to get another hamster
>this one a roborowsky dwarf one
>he was so small he was escaping between the bars of the cage
>he was really scared of me
>everytime I tried to change his food he was running away from me
>few weeks later the same even though I was rubbing some fruits with my hands to introduce my smell to him.
>wasn't attached at all to him
>decide to fuck this hamster shit
>release him on a corn field right near my house
>never got another pet and don't intend to
>>676026917
This. kek
Cunt just do it
>>676026775
You're dad should have thrown you against the wall as a baby.
>>676025934
Post it here you stupid faggot
>>676027021
Kek. This
>>676023013
MOOOODS
>>676027188
sihT. keK
>>676022612
Rolling for this
>>676021404
>I Have to make it look natural because they're my little sisters
Why should they die and you live?
Leave them alone they are not yours.
>>676023013
MODS MODS MODS
UNDERAGE B&
>>676021404
Eat them
>>676021404
>Grab a knife
>Cut your dick
>Cut your balls
>and GTFO
>>676021743
>Cares about animals
>We all die and you're attaching artificial morals
don't cut yourself on that edge
>>676027400
well aren't you just the whitest knight of them all
>>676027400
Fuck off christian faggot
Ffs winrar already
>>676026908
1. they were kids
2. they used a pillow
3. they were kids, dickhead.
>>676021404
Crumple them like a piece of paper i did it to a mouse once very satisfying
>>676027694
Thank you. I am very proud of that.
>>676027700
So accurate in your description, yet I will not.
>>676027400
Yes Op this is what I said.
I pray you will listen.
>>676021404
Whites confirmed for inhuman monsters
>Insert in your pooper both gerbils,one at time
>tape your anus
>wait for them to biting your recturm to make a way out
>¿¿¿
>you will be the first man that can poop feom multiple holes in your backward
Shove in pooper
Can it blend?
>>676022612
Allah grants trips to those who reroll
>>676027994
>>676028018
>>676027830
Do they by any chance have down syndrome?
this thread is proof white people are inferior and savage
>>676028522
at least we're not niggers in africa killing each other, these are just gerbils
>>676021743
>they're
AAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>676028522
OOOOH YEEEAAHHH
Drown them in urine
okay so everyone who whiteknighted for the gerbils vegetarians?
You do realise animals are killed everyday for food and stuff right
>>676021404
only the nigger colored one.
restrain him with some string and remove his beating hears like in a human sacrifice
>>676028666
>just gerbils
So much evil in that comment and post number.
Instead of quoting the bible I will quote Kipling.
"Kill only to eat, or to avoid being eaten."
>>676028522
>inferior
Bitch please we have sent more types of animals to space than nasa,
>Savage
Ain't nothing wrong with a bit of fun.
Fuck the rodents but why are you being mean to your little sister?
>>676025934
quit ducking and dodging
You should seek medical help OP. People like you shouldn't be out on the streets.
>>676029174
what the fuck happend
fuck them
>>676029174
more exploding rodents please
>>676029547
high calibre bullet
>>676029618
Thats a small cailber but high velocity round
>>676029033
don't forget we're only human, we make mistakes.
>>676028938
I did not white knight because I am vegan.
I am not vegan. See here >>676029033
Op is considering doing an evil thing.
I care about OP and his sister. So I warn him in hopes he will find other better entertainment.
Those who wish to be cruel are simply evil.
Repent of it while you still can.
>>676029805
too late
>>676021404
Spare them
>>676029746
I'd have thought high v would just go straight thru, while large calibre will do more damage (as seen)
>>676029780
Certainly true.
But Ops is a willful act, he should not do it.
Those who cheer him on should be ashamed of their desire.
>>676024039
Rollerino
Minus cheese
>>676029932
you dont know how hard it is to find her
>>676023554
Do it or don't you pussy quit with the empty threats.
>>676029033
>the only place my shit doesn't stink is on top of a mountain of shit.
What a fullfilling mission you're on parrot guy.
>>676030157
Life is what it is.
We go where we are called.
Hopefully always speaking the truth.
Do you feel your desire to encourage and watch a cruel and evil act is better.
(Assuming that is why you are here?)
>>676030047
i don't understand the parrots, and i also don't understand why a white knight like you cannot find anything better to do. we are the scum of the earth already. not you nor anyone after you will ever be able to change that.
>>676030047
Those that shame him should be ashamed of their poery and for inciting unease.
But of course your cause is more righteous, because you say so.
/religion
roll
Dont kill them you dirty whore faggot
>>676030500
mah nigga,
OP still needs to deliver the space program video
>>676021404
OP iz huge faggot and can't deliver
#smokewood
>>676030423
You're going the only place people will listen to you and there aren't any strings.
Lukewarm beliefs plz go
>assumptions
>>676030500
My cause?
I simply follow my heart.
I do not desire to eat gerbils or hamsters so I do not kill them. I do not cheer for others to do it either. I would prefer to make you laugh. But far too often I am forced instead to remind folks of what they should already know.
Why are you here?
OP is a faggot.
>>676030864
i'm here for the same reason a lot of people are here. to see a couple gerbils go into space
>>676030864
>my heart leads me to the Internet's asshole
You mean your nose, toucan?
>>676030864
>the long loney road
Go write a fucking book you queer
>>676021404
Do something gruesome. Just say someone breaked in the house and killed it. Get a new one. Also film it and post it.
I assume OP went off to kill himself because he couldn't spell gruesome.
>>676024666
Don't be a faggot, OP. Send those little shits to space.
