Stoner Thread
Haven't smoked in 2 weeks, so here goes.
Should I vape my shatter/smoke my joint/ or hit a bowl/OR eat the last of my edible?
>>676014904
How about you be a sentient human being and decide for yourself. Fucking attention seeking faggot.
Quit drugs, you delinquent.
>>676015233
Maybe he should do a poll on reddit
or get some facebook feedback
>>676014904
Don't smoke for another 2 weeks and then decide. You'll be happy you did.
>>676015233
>>676015300
Dubs thread
good to be back on /b/.
Nice to see you faggots haven't changed.
>>676015418
Wise words
Puffing on purple diesel.
336 here.
>>676015233
>Marijuana users
>Sentient
>>676015444
Sick get
Do all duh
well on things for sure, it isnt this
Do it all faggot
you should definitely be dabbing shatter not vaping it
>>676015444
>Posting trips in a dubs thread
>>676016510
explain yourself, whore.
>>676016663
>off by 3
tough luck fam. It would have been ebin
>>676016804
lazy cunt look up how to dab, very simple and more efficient
>>676014904
rightious buds, man
>>676014904
if you havent smoked in 2 weeks and you hit that shit, you arent gonna live. theres no way. godspeed OP
>>676014904
haven't smoked for 1 - 1.5 years, only did it once in a while when a friend offered me some, started grwoing my own recently>
how much should I put in a joint when my harvest is ready
>>676017815
dat wasted hit. fucking bitch...
>>676017881
you havent smoked in a year but you started growing weed? wut
>>676017657
....I'm from Cali, nigger. I know what dabbing is; I'm asking you to explain why you think combustion is better than convection >>676017839
I just took one single hit from my Puffco Pro and I'm lit.
Think I might try to tackle this joint next.
>>676017881
Just stick with the average gram joint.
If you're feeling adventurous do a 2 gram
>>676014904
You should roll a blunt. Blunts are for special occasions. Bowls suck, joints suck. Gb and bong rips are for conservation.
>>676018070
It's the only legal way to get it in my country
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>>676014904
you should quit being a faggot and seeking validation online
fgt
>>676018223
you have to be a complete idiot to think dabbing is composition. Its evaporation.
>>676018075
moar or sauce
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>>676018790
love the stoner chicks
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>>676017815
>being this degenerate
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>>676015959
>being this degenerate
>>676019819
drunk chicks < stoner chicks
>>676020251
same girl
haven't seen good comics in some time
Hey guys, wtf did somebody give me?
The stuff in the foil was supposed to kept cold, but he never told me,
Can I burn this stuff in a bowl over some buds?
>>676014904
All Stoners should be stoned to death literally, stoned with real stones like in Muslim counties prove me wrong.
>>676020580
> stoner
unpacked bowl..stop
Anyone else smoking in the 603 for this glorious Psychedelic Saturday?
>pic related, what I'm smoking later
>Also taking some 5-meo-mipt
Anyone else on psychedelics?
Also dumping any stoner content that I have, hope you fine /b/ros have a great day
>>676021391
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>>676021391
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>>676021574
Do them all
>>676020838
Pretty shitty wax. Top off your bowls with it.
>>676014904
I just made some weed caramels. They're starting to kick in.
Best high ever.
>>676021631
The guy that makes those comics operates out of tumbledrycomics.com, I really reccommend checking them out very high quality stoner comics
>>676021685
>>676021757
Which one?
How can you tell the quality?
random old bud pic of mine
>>676021928
thanks bro
how long do you think it'll take untill I can harvest? it's my first grow and it's 5 weeks old and an autoflower
>>676021909
Did you draw that I love it
>>676022068
No problem man
>>676021928
Whatever you do when you are high, watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YpYgT2B6Hg
>>676022163
>>676022131
For autoflowers i tend to wait until the top leaves start to get yellowish brown before i harvest. Or look at the trichomes. Your plant doesn't seem ready atleast 5 more weeks i think.
>>676022285
Nice man fucking cool thanks
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>>676022285
what kind of shit is this
>>676021475
Don't forget kids, this can be looked at in 2 different ways.
Fuck I miss smoking. I smoked my self to oblivion through my uni degree and gave up when I graduated. I miss it like christmas and now I'm too old and out of touch to get hold of any. So jealous man.
>>676022131
My best guess, 6 or 7 more weeks.
Why are you growing autos?
used to smoke daily or almost 2 years then i just decided to quit. i havnt smoked in over 3 months.
>>676022458
That's all for now, if th is thread is still alive in an hour or so I'll dump more
Guys! About how many joints will 12 grams of greens make?
>>676022068
looks like chloe if she became a massive pothead
>>676022526
because i didn't had the space to grow a big plant inside, i'll be growing regular ones outdoors when the weather becomes better
>>676021391
Im in the 978, just smoke the last of my bud. Where in NH im in methuen. Not too far
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>>676023183
dont mind me guys just posting random stoner chicks
>>676023311
noone minds man
>>676022656
divide by 3, eeeh'stimate.
>>676015233
/thread
>>676023311
>>676022961
not him, but another 603 in Alton
>>676022656
lol you americans and your babyweed. In my country that will be enough for 100 joints
>>676022825
Yeah, seedlings are a bitch to keep small unless you top them and bush them out.
I flower small clones when they are around 12 inches tall.
What strain you growing outdoors?
>>676022656 around 8-35 depending on the size you roll
>>676023496
>>676023619
>lol you americans and your babyweed
wut?
Just going to leave this here. Bunch of fags.
>>676023742
>>676023650
Blueberry, northern lights and white widow
>>676014904
Is anyone here being a dealer around Geneva? Gonna move there soon and will need my local supply.
I found this: http://codepen.io/jagarikin/full/xZaxaw
I made some cool shit with it that looks magical when i'm high.
>for you anons
>>676023803
>anti-social
Weed IS a social thing to most
>violent
We all this is bullshit
>>676023897
Sounds good, good luck with the blueberry, I hear that can be difficult to grow and very pheno dependent.
>>676023803
This is why cannabis is not recommended for those under 18.
Obviously since everyone is at least 18 here, those concerns are not an issue.
Anyone tried smoking datura seeds?
>>676022656
ummm.... I posted a pic of Tommy Chong, but got a pic of a black guy, a chick and some mexican???
>>676024061
Here's another.
Smoking once every 2 months seems to have worked the best for me, the greatest highs with just a joint or 2.
>>676022696
true
>>676023650
Trim the top when it's about 7 inches tall so there's only four main branches that create tops. The plant stays small and you'll have four main cola's. Perfect for the closet.
>>676024079
>>676024117
Don't be mad at me... I didn't do the research I just shared their findings. And must say all. My stoner buds (I live in Colorado) aren't very bright, have dead end jobs, and get into a fight at the drop of a hat with someone else they dot agree with. And they're not even 30 yet mostly 26 and 27
>>676014904
All of the above
I'm stoned what to do
>>676024289
last one for now.
>>676023311
thanks for the help m8
>>676023496
also, same girl
>>676023619 found of picture of your kind of joint
>>676022656
Atleast a syringe full.
>>676021391
Looks like shit weed
Vaporise your buds, then make an extract in grain alcohol of what's left—`Your results may surprise you! '.
(Vaporisor heating means that whatever THC were left in the material will have been 'activated' [deoxycarbolated] or great potency/justice...filter it through activated charcoal if it smells too awful.)
>>676023543
Whats going on man. Have you taken a trip to the white mountains for a hike yet. I have a hankering to vape some shatter next to sabaday falls
>>676024289
>>676024403
I tie them or bend them if needed. I have plenty of space, but I only use 400 watt lights, they only penetrate so far, so it doesn't make sense to grow tall plants.
>>676024407
Those are the "stoners" you know. People say shit like this all the time.
>I know this one guy that smokes weed and he is an idiot
Or similar.
Most people that smoke weed can't be very open about it, probably because of people like you.
>>676024117
Hes a troll
just made cannabutter for the first time.
It didn't taste very good but when i put it on toast yesterday I got super baked. Planning on doing brownies soon. Any good ideas for edibles?
>>676014904
shatter the bowl, vape the joint, eat the smoke
Me at 21: I started smoking dope, but found I couldn't practise karate-dō well for two days afterward (it screwed-up my balance), forcing me into a moderation that probably was for the best.
>>676024960
A cake is always good. Peanut butter ganja gooballs. Used to make huge batches and sell them any time phish was near by. Last time i went to SPAC i got rave reviews
>>676024589
Be careful when injected marijuana
A friend of me once injected 3 whole marijuana and he turned into a gay and died
smoking my last bit of jack herer after a crazy weekend with lots of booze, clubbing, a dutch comic con and lots of going out eating with friends. pretty good except for the lack of sex but oh well.
>>676024224
Nobody in the their right mind would do that. Toxic, unable to dose properly, unenjoyable high. Absolutely no reason to do it other than showing how edgy you are.
>>676024558
didnt even knowthere was someone else posting lol. i didnt read the thread.
>>676024960
I say peanut butter cookies, seems to go well with the cannabutter taste.
>>676025290
>jack herer
One of my all time favorites, too bad Sensi Seeds lost all their mother plants back in 2000 or so.
>>676024730
You, I like you.
>>676025402
youre giving me tons of new pic m8
yeah, i dumped half my collection
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>>676025550
link to a recipe you've used? roughly how much pot butter?
>>676022068
Jesus christ she is disgusting.
>>676025672
well im out man. goodl uck finding more
>>676026017
thanks dude
>>676025869
Well how potent is your butter. How much herb did you use and how good was the quality of said herb, and ill find you the recipe i use hold up
>>676024407
Thats why u dont somke before 21 imo wait untill brain is fully devolped before you do
>>676025869
http://culinarycannabis.org/peanut-butter-ganja-goo-balls/
>>676025869
I hope you're Murrican, or you will have to convert measures
http://www.pillsbury.com/recipes/peanut-butter-cookies/a31c8722-d9ee-4d8e-8c88-70e201720f7d
It is pretty easy to make
>>676026492
Shout out to my boy Noam
>>676026929
thanks buddy I love you too
>>676025346
What a waste. She should have ghost'd it...
>>676027288
why is it wasted?
>>676025346
Dem hairy arms
Growing outside, out of an unknown seed.
>Brownies come in next Wednesday
Can't wait lads
>>676027162
Dumping for you bb
>>676027288
Takes 5 seconds for 90% of thc to be absorbed into blood stream through lungs. Ghosting is a waste of time just smoke
>>676014904
I have a fucking serious stoner question guise
http://strawpoll.me/7190803/r
>>676028913
http://strawpoll.me/7190803/
Actual link, adding the r makes it only show the results. But I voted, thanks for posting the poll
>>676014904
OP you need to eat the weed & smoke the edibles!
>>676029573
Thats all for now folks, I may return later to post some Gifs. This last comic is too long to post on here so heres the link, hope you enjoy
http://imgur.com/gallery/lguvy
>>676014904
look what i just did
>>676026345
Idk how to measure it but I used a lb of butter/1 oz of good quality buds. It yielded about a quarter lb of nugbutter
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>>676026614
thanks m8s
>>676024407
That's because stupid people aggregate together. You're one of them m8.
go count them
no H x W
>>676023803
Thank goodness I'm already antisocial, violent, and less educated!
>>676014904
eat edible smoke shatter save weed for tmo and monday by then you can get more shatter
>>676014904
Store it in glass, not plastic ;)
>>676029402
What drug would give me a experiance like this? Lsd or shrooms or what
>>676031372
Shrooms would have my vote. I walked around for hours in Florida with the road being brown and orange candy striped.
>>676030019
Is that straight kief? how does it do in the MFLB, never tried but really want to
>>676031372
definitely not LSD
>>676032729
nah it´s not kief
it´s just fine grinded weed
i just smoked a bowl and I think it was laced, will i be laced if i smoke out of that bowl again. I think itwas pcp
>>676020838
Who buys hash oil and dosent know how to smoke it lol kill yourself kid
>>676033773
Did you not read what I said?
> wtf did somebody give me?
>give
I give away a lot of buds, and people think they have to give me shit in return.
I didn't even want this shit, I probably won't even smoke it, or whatever you do to it.
>>676034260
i'lll have it then
>>676024263
dont front nigger thats from your fap folder
>>676031372
Shrooms
>I made the comic
>>676024568
europeans shouldnt be allowed to discuss weed as they never smoke it proper, adding tobacci is a faggots preference hence why euro's are so fucking gay
>>676022285
Fucking awful
>>676035069
>implying they all add tobacco
>>676035069
cuck post but imo you're right, tobacco is fine as a very very very small amount in a joint to work as the base, but the amount i see people putting in usually is fucked up.
>>676034569
If you were here you could have it.
I have enough buds to test.
I don't smoke that often, maybe 4 or 5 times a week.
Tonight I'm trying some of this.
>>676035646
looks fucking delicious
Also do you agree with this when it comes to growing?
http://clear-uk.org/the-importance-of-matured-cannabis/
>>676035646
4 or 5 times per week is a lot. I got 2 grams in January and still have a little less than a gram left.
>>676036238
how? I mean I know all about how you can make weed last if you try but that's a bit much.
>>676035646
Where do you live brah ? Country I mean
>>676036238
do you vape bro?
i some 2-3 times a week, weekdays less but weekend for sure
>>676036020
>http://clear-uk.org/the-importance-of-matured-cannabis/
I can't argue with it.
Chopping at the right time is very important.
That is one thing I do very well, all it really takes is a scope and some patience.
Most strains I chop at 10% amber, the remaining thrichomes will be 50/50 of clear and milky.
Also what they said about oxidizing is spot on, properly cured weed is much better in many ways.
>>676036238
>4 or 5 times per week is a lot
I'm a medical grower, actually "bullshit medical".
>owww, my back hurts
I have a high tolerance anyways.
>>676036719
US
>>676035640
why the fuck would you need a base? you frog eating frenchman fgt thisnt soup its Weed
>>676014904
All of the above
I'm going ot a party today probably. Friends band is playing and local artist friend doing some shit too. Have myself 4 joints prerolled already and a cap of molly. Some adderalls too but probably won't do those.. Hope there's free alcohol there haha.
>>676037383
you seem like the kind of faggot i would punch in the face IRL
I just wanna say that it looks like cow vomit.
>>676015300
>drinks beer
bumpity boo
>>676037690
You type like the faggot I would stab in real life.
>>676040244
Nice dubs, but you're still a faggot. Go do some drugs
Anyone in for another thread for all destroyed-high anons ?
>>676041373
wut?
>>676041373
Thank you man I understand thank you
what do you guys typically do when you're high as fuck and have nothing else to do?
I think i'm starting to get into UFC since I end up spending hours browsing random youtube shit
also i love the smell of weed that emanates from my desk drawer all the time
>>676041445
Would any individiual have the pleasure to participate in a parallel thread manufactured exclusively for anons in an elevated state of mind due to psychoactive substances ?
>>676041977
Fuck bitches. Play videogames. Music. Do other drugs. Drink. Youtube random shit. Try to make art. Study. Take a shit. Post on 4chan
>>676041977
Listen to some music man, it'll make you feel like you are honey, or molasses, or something of equivalent thickness
>>676041977
I zone out and listen to music and close my eyes and concentrate on the patterns in my head
Anyone ever watch this? Honestly the funnest show I've watched baked in a long time.
S4 starts in 8 days too.
>>676042181
Any lurkers still around ? Would anyone like me to start another thread ?
>>676043593
yes, before this dies.
>>676043593
I'm here, barley
>>676043593
go for it, Im coming with some ^^
Eat edible and smoke a bowl of the stuff on the right as it comes on.
NEW THREAD
>>676045191
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>>676045191
NEW THREAD
GET IN HERE
>>676045191
>>676045191
>>676045191
My usual guy is out of town, anyone in 706/762 near helen?
>>676019746
One on the right is Emma Evins, so this is likely ATK.