Prove you're white in five words or less.
>>676008643
I have a small cock
Watermelons and chicken are bad.
i am white
My father is still here
>>676008643
I own my house
I know my dad
I have a career
>>676008643
how are my stocks doing?
>>676009303
>>676009396
Losers
i dont play nba games
>>676009299
>>676009422
Best white combo
I send father's day cards.
>>676008643
I support Donald Trump.
>>676009490
You must be boring as fuck.
>>676009151
Looks fucked up you need to go see a doctor to implant somethin to match a nigga's dick
watermelon chicken basketball shieeeeeeeetttttt
>>676009621
This tbh
I'm vegan.
Um.. Uh, excuse me. Your*
>>676009584
Bet you do nigger
>>676009749
Nig detected
>>676009444
Niggerlover detected
Never got arrested.
>>676008643
I've been to Napa Valley
>>676009444
Niggerlover has been checked
Im not on welfare.
im scared of black men
I like my sprite dirty
>>676008643
I play charades every week
I know my father
>>676008643
Asuh duuude
Columbine highschool
my dad is a sheriff
>>676008643
my refrigerator has adjustable temperatures
>>676008643
I like to go swimming.
>>676008643
I CAN DANCE DANCE DANCE
>>676008643
My mom doesn't love me
X-games and Hitler are great
>>676008643
i hate islam so much
I have stock options
>>676008643
I work for a living
More mayo, please?
>>676008643
I pay taxes and bills.
I listen to Judas Priest.
>>676008643
Let's make america great again
deadline for taxes is April 15
I own 3 sweaters.
>>676010770
fucking kek
I know my father.
>>676008643
I enjoy recreational hiking.
hitler did nothing wrong xDDDDD
both my parents have doctorates
im going to a university
>>676009396
You stole mine
I go to vape competitions.
Okay sir, you can go.
I filed my taxes today
I didn't steal these dubs
Thanks for the warning officer
I don't like watermelon.
I actually fuck black chicks
I wear sperrys
#AllLivesMatter
(one word)
>>676008643
I have work at five.
I have never been arrested
>>676010897
>both my parents
That's all you had to say
I shot up a school
I am educated.
I'm a Country Club member.
Hell na I wo donate! This be a drive thru
>.>
>>676008643
I do not commit crimes.
sorry i don't eat gluten
Never Chimped-out at a cop
I can swim
>>676008643
I prefer my chicken baked
Celebrate "Family Funday" every Sunday.
I have an Art Degree.
I hang out on /pol/ and blame everybody else for how shut my life has become. Also, I look nothing like the cherry picked Abercrombie image that OP has posted who wishes he looked like that
I dislike spicy food
"Where you be?" is ungrammatical.
>>676008643
I'm not bleeding out
>>676008643
I envy niggers.
I pay capital gains tax
i live in argentina
>>676009151
correction, no cock.
i regularly go on 4chan.
>>676008643
i wanna be a nigger
>>676008643
The names Thundercock, Chad Thundercock
>>676008643
i like mayo on sandwiches
>>676009683
that just means you're a pussy
Have you tried cross fit
Islam isn't evil
I raise my own kids
>>676008643
High school diploma
I don't spice my food.
>>676009669
>>676009621
Not the same guy but I hate them too. Why the fuck would I want to play a basketball videogame when I can go out with friends and play that shit.
I've purchased condoms
>>676008643
My parents bought my car
>>676008643
I have a 401(k).
I practice incest religiously, nigger
I rather taxi instead of Uber
>>676011888
Why would I want to play a shooting game when I can go out with friends and shoot people and shit?
>>676008643
i vote for trump
>>676008643
Sunburns are the worst.
>>676008643
I've had sex with multiple family members
I eat mayonnaise sandwiches
I graduated from a liberal arts college because the STEM program was too hard.
I like big trucks and big guns because they make it seem like I don't have a small dick
I'm a huge sports fan, mostly because I am unathletic and have no agility
Im slow
1. I.
2. Have.
3. A.
4. College.
5. Education.
>>676008643
I shoot up schools
I have a job.
I paid for my bike
ive never taken public transportation
>>676012813
That's 6, retard.
I've is a contraction of I and have
My dad hugs me
I have an education
Crawling in my skin
>>676008643
I've met my father.
I was born in Germany
My poop doesn't stnk
>>676014113
Hi Ahmed
You catch the hockey game?
born 3rd base. Home run!
JUST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkodykzbsWY
I am presumptuous
>>676008643
I'm a gentleman brony
I listen to country music
>>676008643
Male patern baldness
I go on 4chan
My shortcomings not because white
>>676008643
Owner of seven firearms
>>676008643
I try to please women
I'm actually a millionaire
My father said to me
>>676009634
Newfag niggerlover detected.
I do drugs not time
>>676008643
I paid my child support
I like starbucks
Yif!
I don't talk ghetto
Bomb Agrabah! Lazy Niggers! Spics!
worthess...at least I'm white
I listen to Lil Wayne
>>676012502
Can't go to college, new larnin is evil
I. Eat. At. McDonalds.
I have got a job
>>676008643
My father, I know him.
I see my kids
I don't spank my kids
I shot a black person
"Thanks for the warning officer"
I am a white suburbanite
I'm not a slave
>>676008643
I. Am. Caucasian. Arabs. Count
I lost the 500m sprint
I do school shooting
I call black people niggers
I only riot because sportsball
>>676011114
You're under arrest for bestiality
>>676008643
I work while at work
I think I'm in control
They hate our freedom
>>676008643
This thread is too spicy!
>>676008643
I know my father
>>676010859
What a fag, even for the internet
kfc is deepfried rubbish
>>676008643
I don't smell like anus
Above average credit score.
>>676008643
I enjoy the band weezer
I play bass
>>676008643
I have a packed lunch
Amazing credit score
>>676019125
Oh you said white? Nevermind...
I drive a fiat.
not in jail
>>676008643
Apparently I have privilege
>>676008643
I have a college degree
Good credit actually helps me
I like nigger cock
I love tumblr (kill me)
i finished high school
>>676008643
Haven't robbed a bank yet
I'm ashamed of nigra love
>>676008643
My IQ is above 65.
didnt drop outta highschool
I like starbucks
I hate fucking niggers
I liek a black girl
Never got caught by police
>>676008643
Hitler is my best waifu
I have a job
I suck nigger dick
kurwa
>>676008643
i actually have a father
Don't have any student loans
I want to be slave
>>676008643
I have never been arrested
I only smoke weed occasionally
Police don't frighten me
>>676008643
Check please
I can count to five
>>676008643
No debt. 50 G's savings.
i'm a homosexual italian man
Im paying for my education.
I never learned how to count
I contribute to society
I pay for myself.
>>676008643
I shot my school up.
>>676008643
I teach mathematics.
chicken lady loves life!
I retry bad high fives
>>676008643
I legally drive a car.
>>676008643
AM I BEING DETAINED!?
>>676021225
>nigger confirmed....
I assert rights to police
>>676008643
"Is dad still at work?"
Thanks for the warning officer.
>>676011394
Zing.
I have PMS
I'm a pussy; tough online
>>676009444
Nigger detected
Send the KKK
We'll Make America great again
>>676008643
I watch the NHL
>>676008643
Chitlins? What are Chitlins?
>>676008643
Big Bang Theory Is Hilarious
>>676008643
I own a home.
I will support donald trump
I know my father.
What is this I don't
Sriracha
>>676012621
And despite that, you still thought it prudent to count each word for us as if we couldn't on our own.
>>676008643
Need to diversify my portfolio
>>676023871
nope. See javascript:quote('676015287');
Not afraid to show ignorance.
Shoot up schools
I work for my money
Oh no, book club's canceled!
>>676024141
iaintclickinthatshitnigga.jpg
>>676008643
Quantitative easing is bad policy
This thread is getting old.
Stop comparing me to mayonnaise
>>676008643
I'm a manlet
I can't wake up.
White skin, and not albino
>>676024422
No it's not, fuck you
Can't rap, really want to
I have a job
>>676024422
Dis muthafukkah white as fukk
>>676008643
i don't know how to count
>>676024422
>>676024689
Well maybe it's not usually good but it's good as last resort expansionary policy
>>676024858
Even nigs know how to count, you must be like 2 years old black child
I don't like watermelon.
I didn't steal my car.
>>676024922
But inflation is virtually guaranteed
>>676008643
I know my dad.
>>676008643
I have two savings accounts
I have a real job
I am a Dom
Or
I drive a beetle
My parents arent divorced, nigga
>>676008643
i heil hitler 3 times a day
Marijuana. Cops let me go.
>>676008643
Nigga bitch swag titties ass
i do not steal shit
>>676008643
I am not a nigger
Chipotle gives me diarrhoea
Let me pop this here...
i hav pennis,,,
>>676008643
i went for a swim
I pay my child support
>>676013025
Isnt the whole point of a contraction to make one word instead of saying two ?
Credit score 812
wheres the fucking blow dude?
My dad was around when I was a kid
thanks dad
Meet my wife's sons.
I don't know how food stamps look like
Come play golf with me.
I don't have a bike.
>>676008643
I took a shower.
>>676025135
As long as inflation doesn't rise too much above 2% (or below) it's fine
>>676008643
22 going bald
I like hockey
Light is an electromagnetic wave.
>>676008643
I have met my dad
i smell like spoiled milk
>>676008643
I'm employed, childless, never imprisoned
fuckin' magnets how do they
I have pasty white skin
I'm a power bottom
"What's a Nubian?"
>>676031102
>childless
Yep, you're definitely white.
>>676008643
Have a dad
Dislike him
>>676008643
I eat macaroni and cheese
I got in late from work this evening and my wife and I have just read our son a bedtime story.
I like hip-hop not rap.
fuck off nigger
my parents are divorced
>>676008643
I listen to Gwen Stefani
My name is Dylan Klebold
>>676034055
sounds like a jew to me
I own a sea doo
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
I'm a White Power bottom
>>676034221
fucking kek
have a job, own a home on the ocean and have stock and 401K. Also I would love to suck that guys dick.
I know how to swim.