Got chatting to this girl on plenty of fish, joked about going to a petting zoo for a first date. Got her number, sent her a message but she seems not into it now.
Did I fuck up
You're too straightforward, that shouldn't be your second message
>asks /b for advice about women
>thinks he will get advice about women
>>676007960
Because you repeated the joke, and it was fucking lame.
>>676008127
Shit I was worrying about being too not straightforward so I asked immediately
Hmmm, gonna be honest here my dear OP.
>Heeeeey
Yeah you ain't petting anything :/
>vertical walls
This is where you fucked up OP.
Women hate vertical walls. ALWAYS say angled walls. Bitches love angles.
>>676008282
Right, it's only when you get Heyyyyyy that you're petting things. The more y's the more you're petting.
if dubs say : " I know a place downtown we should check out , I'll pick you up tomorrow at 16:00 ;)"
Guaranteed sex.
Anything I can do to save myself here?
>>676008535
No dubs, no sex
>>676008743
Roll ?
>>676008615
Be less beta?
>>676008916
How
>>676008615
>>676008535
This OP.
>>676008968
No fucking clue mate, tell me if you work it out though
>>676008535
>16:00
Only if you want to look like a eurocuck.
>>676008968
Ask her if she wants to go to an art museum. But give a time and date. Don't just say sometime.
>>676009243
I am a eurocuck
>>676009506
Do it then ..
Fuck it. Dubs decides what I write
>>676009506
Where do you live my dear eurocuck?
Londoncuck here
Let /b/ take over the conversation OP we got this
Dick Pick
>>676009663
Also a Londoncuck bro. North London, HA8. You?
>>676009807
Do itttt :
>>676008535
>>676008615
Dont take her to a faggy petting zoo. Wait 2 days and tell her you want her to come out to dinner at 8pm on a day later in the week, pref friday or saturday. Get a reservation at a nice place that facilitates good conversation. Make sure you bring weed to smoke at the park youll be walking through later.
Talk about interesting shit, not anime or game of thrones faggotry. Talk about life.
>>676008535
reroll
>>676009807
Southwest, SW12
Londoncucks 5 life
>>676009938
this
>>676009973
Oh shit I used to live in SW16, Stretham. Where do you live
>>676009938
> expensive restaurant
> bring weed
> talk about life
Virgin spotted.
Never go to a restaurant, OP isn't 26 .
Also don't get weed unless you're planning on going home, last thing you want is to go around London with a joint in a park retard.
also talk about stuff that interests her, not fucking "life "
Let her talk and talk and keep asking questions about her story .
Also rolling for
>>676008535
>>676009711
Sweet got a dub now tell her that the petting zoo is in your bedroom and that all she'll be petting is a cock
>>676010240
Wandsworth, one overground stop from Streatham Hill
>>676009938
>bring weed
spotted the virgin
>>676010446
Nice. This bitch lives in Kent by the way. Long
>>676009938
>bring weed without knowing for sure she's into it
faggot
>>676008535
OP DO IT ALREADY
>>676010374
OP here, kek'd. What would you recommend. I'm 20 by the way
>>676008535
'downtown'
We live in separate cities, she's just gonna be confused
Can we get some pics of this fine grill if we successfully hook you up?
>>676011164
Of course
>>676010439
Say that OP
> OVERTHINKING INSECURITY
JUST FUCKING DO IT BRO , TRUST ME.
>>676011478
Meant for
>>676011147
>>676011240
There's some motivation!
So because you live in different cities for her to come and see you would be quite a trek
Maybe plan something pretty substantial for you to do, like see a play or take her uncultured ass around the wonders of London
>>676011478
Do what?
>>676011583
send this
>>676008535
Trust me bro , it'll work.
>>676011572
So should I straight up be like actually fuck the petting zoo
>>676011852
DUDE
CAN
YOU
SEND
>>676008535
FOR
THE
LOVE
OF
GOD
Op you even going to send anything? Jesus...
Chill out guys, this girl isn't going to come from another city just to come eat some food.
We need to think of something better
>>676011996
>>>676011572
>>676011852
This is not rocket science. Send it already!
>>676011996
almost trips
>>676012094
OP isn't going to deliver time to derail the thread
/thread
>>676012276
>>676012230
NO ONE SAID FOOD
SEND THIS :
>>676008535
We'll think of the place later, she'll be intrigued, don't give up the place or she MIGHT come uo with an excuse.
JUST SEND IT
So she answered the message without seeing it?
OP here
I'm obviously not going to send a retarded message that will end immediate contact and won't get me anything. I'm trying to lay a bitch you niggers
>>676012455
I have my read/received times turned off
>>676012525
Dude ... I'm done..
if you would have sent :
>>676008535
you'd get laid.
But fuck it , you're too fucking insecure.
Plenty of fish in the sea bro , cheers.
>>676012525
Ok OP
Send the damn thing so she doesn't lose interest, then we will scheme up some shit for you to do in London
>>676012525
You said dubs decide faggot and dubs decided now deliver or face the derailment of spidey
>>676012423
We're in completely different cities you spaz what do you think will even happen
you were supposed to say something like 'lets forget the petting zoo, how about a coffee instead?'
>>676012860
> I'll pick you up
Are you retarded on purpose?
>>676012525
Lmao too scared to send a good one to a stranger and think you're not going to be a complete dweeb when you meet for real? You're not getting laid either way. Jesus you could tell her you're getting ice cream and that's be cool.
>>676012894
Should I say this then
this fucker wants to get laid without doing any work...lol good luck in life
>>676013188
Great use of dubs
>>676012860
Is being in different cities a big deal for eurocucks?
Put a day aside for her to do everything you can ACTUALLY manage, don't over load your day with her and be tired as shit.
>ask her to come over for a fun day in your euro town
>art museum
>plan to snack on something or get a full lunch
>then movies or sight seeing
>or both
>go eat again
>maybe take her home
>fuck her
Whole day could cost up to $125 but at the least $50
If you go to the movies early you could get cheaper tickets.
But Idk anon I haven't had a first date in a while.
>>676013382
Just to this autistic cunt who's scared of sending a message.
>>676013454
Thank you anon, decent advice
Bro.....honestly just start over tomorrow or monday and start with a simple how you doing.
>>676013454
This
>>676013454
All day dates are for couples. No first date is worth $100.
>>676013697
Yeah not a bad shout
>>676013844
You right
Btw nice dubs
>>676013680
This is not good advice. You don't plan to spend and entire day with someone who doesn't know you. What if you guys don't hit it off in person? You both need an out and planning a 10 hr day together is not that.
>>676013454
> ask her to come over
>> decent advice (OP)
>>676008535
> I'll pick you up
>> retarded message (OP)
Pic related, OP.
Petting zoo?
Wtf! She wants a fucking man not a fucking pussy.
Bar/ restaurant for date 1.
Petting zoo and lame pussy shit are for later dates where you're willing to put up with that shit and she's confident you aren't a fucking weirdo.
>>676014184
Is op even older then 15 tho?
>>676014339
I'm 20
>>676014411
Damn those dubs dubs
>>676013382
no to normal eurofucks. My gf and I lived on opposite sides of the country
>>676014411
sure you are
Op you going to send anything? I can only imagine the bullets you'd sweat if you actually met this person. My god.
>>676015429
If anyone has any actual suggestions of what to say I'll say it, as long as it isn't retarded "hurr durr I'll pick you up tomorrow I saw someone in a film say this once and it worked ;)"
>>676015582
JESUS CHRIST MATE YOU'VE HAD DOZENS OF DECENT SUGGESTIONS
>>676015655
What you on I've had one suggestion and it was bad
>>676015582
Pick a fucking place. Pick a fucking time. Pick a fucking day. See if that's cool with her. If so tell her to meet you there. Jesus fuck dude half this bread is decent advice.
>>676015858
You've had plenty of decent ones.
Tell her you'll pick her up at [time] tomorrow
Propose coffee
Take her to museum/theater/film
Leave it and try again monday w/ "hey how you doing"
fucking autistic piece of ungrateful shit
>>676015858
This fucker baited like a champ. Can't say I have fallen for it in a long time. Well done op.
>>676016122
Alright fine I'll leave it till Monday and start with hey how you doing :)
>>676016389
Make sure you add the :) for extra autism.
>>676016477
>Alright fine I'll leave it till Monday and start with hey how you doing :)
/thread
Mfw /b/ thinks these suggestions are actually decent
>>676015582
kek theres no hope for this one
>>676017021
Unless someone actually comes up with something alright then yeah
"I'll pick you up"
She's an hour and a half away from me in the car and 30 minutes by train, I wouldn't drive to her anyway
>>676017129
Nigger you are showing your virgin. Calling BS and not offering superior suggestions. A first date isn't supposed to be a mind blowing epic adventure.
>>676017257
Plenty of alright in this bread. We all know you're going to be too chicken shit to even meet up.
>>676018103
I came here because I don't have any suggestions. All I can think of would be something like "how about coffee next Saturday?"
>>676014127
my god wtf are those rekt masters
>>676018482
You live in London with plenty of awesome museums. Good god.
>>676019221
> OP & friends
OP here, sending her a message now
>>676021248
Which message?
>>676021248
Proof.
Hang tight bros, she's replied, gimme 5 mins
>>676022101
Post it faglord
You're to wishy washy.
Lets go to THIS zoo saturday. Are you free at 3:00.
If you're not sure, she wont be sure
For sucks sake OP. I'm in London (NW3 for fellow Londonfags) and I'm assuming she's somewhere like Oxford? THE AMMOUBT OF SHIT TO DO IN BOTH PLACES IS INSANE. IT'S EASTER WEEKEND SO A LOT OF RANDOM FREE SHIT IS ON. Go to the fucking south bank & walk around or some shit. Fucking anything would be better than the autistic idea you seem to have about what you both expect. Meet up, have a walk somewhere not to close to too much noise, an hour and a half in go to wetherspoons & by then you'll both know if it's worth bothering further.
>>676019221
This kid is the obvious retard at karate who just fails around whenever he does forms or sparring. No power, no stance, no chance. Had a good laugh though
>>676022101
Your dedication so baiting is on a whole new level.
OP delivers faggots
>>676022483
She's in Kent
>>676023190
> calls us faggots
> t-thats alright ?
Fucking pussy.
>>676023190
Hooly shit opened with a petting zoo. Bold move.
>>676023190
''how would i get there''
If you had responded with 'i'll pick you up'' assuming you had a car which you don't beause you're a beta, you'd have gotten sex.
also charge your phone
also witchunt on Jodie from London
>>676023856
Faggot OP couldn't borrow his mothers car and sent her :
>>676008535
Rip your chances of ever banging her .
>>676023856
I don't know what deprived rural area you live in but in decent cities like London most people use the train, because we can
>>676024262
> am 20 years old
> don't own a car
>>676023405
And you're bringing her to mill hill? Poor girl. Place is a fucking dump. Might as well meet her in harlesden.
Why not just see if you can meet her where she is? Depending where in Kent you can make up an excuse. Canterbury has history. Ashford has an outlet center. Maidstone has the ITV studios bit that last one is a stretch. That way you don't have to think too hard about it
>>676024262
Seconded. Residents parking takes the piss & I have tube and overground within walking distance
if dubs: sorry that was my brother, he is acoustic
>>676024849
This op
>>676008127
>>676008271
its 2016, shut up with this playing games shit. you ask to do something, if somoene plays dumb, you move on to someone who doesnt play dumb
>>676024849
>>676024262
fuck you its about status and dominance and it gets you laid you piece of beta shit
>>676024412
>this day and age thinking you need to own a car
>>676025163
Yeah m8 I'm sure my '96 nissan micra will really wrangle in the vaj.'Status and dominance' - chicks don't automatically see any car and immediately get wet you mong
>>676008271
>Goes on 4chan
>Tries to date people
>>676025433
you'll never get laid .
>>676014184
Op can fuck a horse in the ass at the petting zoo to assert dominance.
This shit is just depressing. I'm from NW London too - I'm 30 now. I didn't pull this shit ten years ago, what happened to people, man. Just go to a shitty club or something and meet a person in the real world; it's not that difficult. Just don't be a cunt / ugly.
>>676026916
>cunt/ugly
Covers a lot of 4chan
