hey /b/ros, I'm gonna kill myself. What's the fastest
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hey /b/ros, I'm gonna kill myself. What's the fastest and least harmful way to do it?
>>676001346
>least harmful
silly cunt
>Least harmful
You want to kill yourself, remember ?
but why?
>>676001346
Bleach. Goes down like moonshine but you get numb
Take drugs
Please don't kill yourself, man.
>>676001346
Look /b/uddy I have been down that road man don't do it you will regret it (in the milisecond after you do it) you are just in a bad place call a suicide hotline or something man. but if after all of that you still want to do it a swift bullet to the head should do it, or if you don't have a gun cut your throat open you will feel it for not even a second and then you body will become numb so you won't feel anything after that
Whats the point of it... You wont get anywhere doing that. Dont you want things to get better?
>>676001817
Because nothing makes sense, been trying for a while to find meaning for my life and there's just no point to it
I would support you. We can become friends...
I had been there too and there is always hope. Look for professional help (or suicide Hotline at first)
Everyone has a destiny.
>>676002506
No, I don't want it to get better, I just want to pass away
>>676002652
Ya man you wanna play some games together or something
>>676003030
No, it's too late for that
>>676001346
Obviously not the fastest or least harmful but going over to Syria and killing sandniggers until they kill you would be the best way to kill yourself, that's what I'd do if I found out I was terminally ill or something
I dont really care about my safety. But if you would to ever wish to choose to message me I will be there for you. Please dont die... :(
>>676003238
Why man it never has to be to late
>>676002652
dude, why kill yourself. its still not that bad.
pic VERY related
>>676001346
See life through. If it's personally meaningless, how about making it objectively meaningful? Go out and help other people. Unless you're really in a bad place, but if it's just because you find no meaning, go and make one.
>>676001346
i love you anon, don't leave us
>>676003324
Are you an insomniac?
fixed it <3
People care about you and love you. People will suffer and grieve if they lost you. I would grieve and i would suffer. So dont do it.
>>676001346
Being heartbroken
>>676001346
in economic terms, least harmful means ou should be proactively helping while killing yourself in order to make up for the opprtunity cost of not living. I suggest working for the military or the baltimore or oakland police force
>>676003634
No i'm not a fucking insomniac you peace of shit trash
My classmate did suicide in 2009, I think. It was a stupid decision by her. Don't. You could aleways find something that could do and be more useful for society than just be a dead body.
>>676003492
I've been looking for a meaning to my life since forever. I try to help everyone I can, even hurt myself because of that but I still can't see where's the point in living. We all die in the end, there's no point in living life, we all end the same, dead and forgotten
how about you stop watching anime and fucking go outside with friends or something? don't have any? get a skateboard / bike idc go make some friends. from that Image I guess you are in your teens you have a whole life to full fill bro.
>>676003926
well, he can still be fertilizer when he dies.
I know how it feels, but you have to choose to move on. I promise out of my own experience i have had I became stronger than i ever was before. If i did it so can you. Message me, bro. I wanna help you. corey.beaver.39 <---- THATS MY FB PROFILE
>>676001346
Dude, we can buddy up. No joke. We can just talk about things.
There's a reason for every life. You can do so much with life. Endless possibilities. You might as well see where you end up.
>>676003634
You said that it's never too late.
That's not true. We need to rest every now and then. Also since when did being an insomniac become an insult?
>>676001346
Cut through to your femoral artery with a nail clipper using vinegar to wipe away the blood and skin/fatty fragments.
Just block it.
>>676003969
Not gonna say that it isn't true. But if you only live once, and if you truly believe that you only live once. This opportunity won't arrive ever again.
Stream???
I'm going to let you know that there isn't really a good way of killing yourself without feeling something. Bleach will melt you from the inside, slicing yourself open is a little better because the pain is only there for a moment then it just stings, hanging yourself is super scary, and building one of those death bags is time consuming.
I'm not here to try to convince you that you need to stay here because I know how that goes. But don't do it anon. If it works, congration you done it. If it doesn't? Well then you'll go to the hospital, you'll have scars or marks or trauma, and then they'll put you in a mental hospital to get you on meds, a therapist, and whatever else. So either you push that shit out of your head or just do it now because it only gets worse after a failed attempt /b/rother.
I've been right where you are. Shit man, I'm there now. But you'll move past it. You'll move on. You'll do it.
>>676004584
Not OP here, but I'll piss on your mouth, sure. You fucker.
SHUT UP! YOUR MAKING THINGS WORST!!!!! JUST STOP!!! TAKING YOUR OWN LIFE ISNT WORTH IT!!! I swear to you on my fucking grave!!!!
höhöhö
>>676001346
gun shot to the back of the head is the quickest way but only if you put it on tiny chat does it work youre welcome op
>>676004415
It's a fucking disease like HIV so its a insult
Stream itttt just stream it!
PLEASE stream it!
>>676001346
exit bag
run yourself over, head first under the tire....
Here is actually some good advice:
Travel to mexico, depending on where you live, it will take a few hours.
Go to tijuana
Visit any vet store
Ask for pentubarbital/sedalvet, its a drug that is used to euthanize animals without any pain
Buy at least 3 jars of the stuff
Say you need it to take care of a few horses you own and that you can't get it in the US.
Drink those with your favorite drink, it tastes like shit so be ready.
You will fall asleep and die peacefully in about 3 minutes, old people do this method since its fairly peaceful and doesn't leaves a messy body.
Also, if you truly want to die, leave all your money to this paypal:
[email protected]
I am starving, and I could use the money more than your dead body will.
>>676004852
If you stream it, take a shit yon of pills or a nice gun shot. But you are 30% more likely to suceed if yoj stream it cause we can walk you through it
>>676001346
the best way to do it is to go out and do all the crazy shit you never had the courage to do before.
kiss a random hottie in a bar, chase a mugger do what jim carrey does in "yes man".
>>676005148 (You)
>>676002760
Yeah I'd support too. Even just skype or anything.
no. i cant stay here no longer. I hate doing this to people. ... LIVE!!!! PLEASE LORD PROTECT HIM!!!
Quads and you stream it??? Game on!
30% is a lowball Op I say 50% margin
>>676001346
>>676001346
Giant blender?
Launch yourself into the sun?
Sharks with lasers?
Or, talk to someone. Literally anyone. So you don't do something stupid that in a few days you'll realize was a horrific thought.
>>676001346
If you hang yourself the right way you'll be out cold in about 10 seconds.
Or just stream it and don't be a newfag
Why post on 4chan ic you arent gonna dtream it? You're just another attention seekkng fake fucker.
>>676001346
>least harmful
Do you even know what you're saying?
It may seem like you're getting all this attention only when you're on the verge of suicide.... And... Well, that can change.
But it's simply because we value your life, man. You don't deserve to die, it just seems like you've had it rough. That's not your fault. You've messed up in the past, but so have I. Your mess ups may be more drastic than others, but there's a redemption for everything.
You can only control your reactions, not others.
TALK!!! corey.beaver.39 ON FACEBOOK!
anyone got that helium suicide thing?
Please stream
Rolling for stream quads
Just do it, faggot.
No.676005803 I WILL MANHUNT YOU IF YOU DONT SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Stream it pl0x
>>676005971
Preach>>676005877
>>676005971
>implying you have any power in the real world
>>676001346
Look in mirror and say'i like you.'
Next, stop being pussy and do cool shit. There are people in the world who would love to be in your situation because there living in terror ( unless you're one of them, in which case you should just chop your dick off and bleed out)
just shut up. damn. We are all human. All of us have feelings. Treat them with respect... I have been a victim before. And the shit isn't pretty. It hurts inside. Okay? Its not a fucking joke!!!
>>676001346
Shooting range, free of charge just have to deal with pulling the trigger
please. Just let me help you...
>>676001346
>>676006735
im not OP, but I've been having crazy thoughts
I suppose you have some experience, so a conversation with you might be interesting
What is your name?
waiting for the stream link
c'mon OP, you've already made a desicion, don't you?
Ok so I'm asking for a friend. So this old guy (around 70 years old) taught my 18 year old friend clarinet since early high school. He works with a lot of other kids too. So the other day she was at a lesson with him and he started getting really flirty and weird with her. Then, he leaned over and kissed her on the mouth without any warning. She said to stop and he did, but it's still really creepy.
So /b/ help me out. What should be done? Should she go to the police? Should she tell the band director at the high school so he doesn't get any more child clients? Should she just let it go?
Right now she doesn't want to harm him in any way because she has known him for a long time.
TL:DR Creepy fucking old wrinkle dick slobbered on 18 year old. Pedo or nah?
>>676008497
>>676001346
>>676008497
>>676008741
Fucking I'm the dumbest piece of shit on the face of the planet and replied to this thread instead of making a new thread. Not a newfag, promise. Just really fucking stupid. I apologize. I realized it 0.00001 second after clicking post.
>>676008497
top fucking kek