Rekt thread
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Rekt thread
ITT: same shit as always
>>676000293
I hear that.
>>676000573
Also:
ITT: reasons why I don't leave the house
>>676000130
I told him to take it easy, but he trained himself to death
>>676000697
ITT: Reasons I dont drive at all.
>>676000130
Show ass and feet
>>676001803
>>676001898
>>676001970
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>676001031
5 stars
>>676002041
>>676002264
>>676002307
anyone else gonna contribute?
>>676002307
For the back-flip 7/10, he had a good spin, bu the landing was total shit so 4/10.
>>676002042
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place…. this place has a lot to offer… heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it…
>>676002042
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>>676002700
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>676002042
it's called postmodernism buddy. hyperreality. this thread is so detached from reality everything becomes desensitised. when it's posted here it doesn't feel real. we're behind a computer screen and it seems like fiction. it's funny to laugh at it because that's exactly the reverse to what we think we should feel. of course if you saw this in real life you'd be traumatised. but we haven't so who gives a shit. we don't know them, their family etc we are so detached from the whole thing that there is really no fucking point in feeling any emotion for them.
>>676002700
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>676002042
Fuck off faggot
>>676002042
>>676002700
>>676002815
>>676002917
>>676003064
>>676003148
Holy fuck, you guys.
I had no idea they could do this. Fucking MMA shit
>>676003064
>>676003219
I found the new ones.
>>676003706
>>676002042
Jajajaja such a fag! Thats right, just becuse you and only you dont found it funny or interesting, we all are going to stop doing it. Fucking nazi.
>>676003664
>>676003997
newfag spotted
>>676003308
Will the deer be ok?
>>676000130
traingender ?
nice transition almost passes as train to me
>>676002917
So you killed people for a living and YOU'RE the one talking shit about posting dead things?
>>676002042
Fuck off fucking retard. Stupid bitch. Who the fuck you think you are to say whats right and whats wrong, you silly horse dick sucker. Go and buttplug yourself a knife, but dont forget to filming it, so we will watch it here later.
>>676002042
k
Watch while you can /bros. Reddit army is taking them down.
https://youtu.be/ZbyfvR6Go0U
https://youtu.be/y63SEPF-SrM
https://youtu.be/3oRBo8frtQI
https://youtu.be/NEXwpg_2jWA
https://youtu.be/hyzfxLrcfYA
https://youtu.be/aB16oRbno7U
https://youtu.be/GKjBC9-6No0
https://youtu.be/F0IsmuOTCaI
https://youtu.be/ub51dcJ1ZBg
>>676004564
holy fuck he's serious.
>being this new
>>676002041
This is how we initiate new members in our MLP fan club chapter.
>>676002042
You have no idea what you're talking about. You can't speak for "people who have someone they've known die." My only fucking sister was murdered when she was 19. Beaten to death for the purpose of someone just to kill. Most innocent person in the fucking world. But guess what? I come on here and I look at this shit because its fucking reality. It was ONE person that made a joke and so you sit here lecturing the people here. If you don't fucking like it or want to see it, THEN DON"T FUCKING COME HERE."
>>676003706
kek
>>676005150
shut up faggot
>>676004564
smh newfag cunt
>>676004182
Sad sissy pussy.
>>676002442
dude
what is this?
Is it acid?
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/o56mjon.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>676005495
nerve gas
![r65_0_1423_765_w1200_h678_fmax[1].jpg](/image/image-404.png "r65_0_1423_765_w1200_h678_fmax[1].jpg")
>>676002042
Dude Are You For Fucking Real Right Now? You Have Got To Be Kidding Me You Fucking Fake And Faggy Piece Of Shit. I Bet 1000 Dollars You Are A Fucking Liar. You Fuckin Guido Tool Douchebag.
You Are Too Young And Shitty To Even Graduate From School
In Case You Did. How Many Blowjobs Did You Give To Graduate?
Secret Raids On Al-Quaeda? I Bet You Only Sucked Osama's Dick
300 Confirmed Kills? I Think You Meant 300 Confirmed Anal Sex With Men
Your Trained In "Gorilla" Warfare? Is That When You Beat Someone To Death With A Banana? It's Spelled Guerilla You Fucking Moron
You Think Your Cool For Getting Trolled For Reading This?
I Don't Give A Fuck If You Come To My House With Your Spy Bitches, I Will Beat The Fuck Out Of You
Only With Your Bare Hands? I Bet You Can Only Do Handjobs, Fag
The Entire Arsenal? You Are A Fucking Faggot Lier
If Your SO Badass, Than Why Are You On 4chan?
You Better Watch Yourself Because I Will Fucking Hunt You Down Myself.
>>676005550
What is this?
>>676002042
>>676005251
k bro
>>676004050
fake and gay
>>676004564
Hahaha, what a dumb cunt!
>>676004564
yo its a prank
>>676002917
302 kills, fuck off kid
>>676006952
no shit
>>676002917
Why is it that you demand I tell you what I had said when it is written in the text of the post number you quoted? Can you not read? And I am not a bitch, I have a girlfriend and I treat her well. I don’t believe in fighting, so you being in the Navy Seals is a characteristic I deem unimportant. Obviously your ego is more important than your being, since you keep track of rough estimates of your psychotic rampage victims to later relay to strangers. I am assuming you mean guerrilla warfare. Since gorilla warfare is more of a comedic thought I just conjured in my head. In light of your apparent illiteracy, I can’t help but ask, how do you go about wiping my existence of the face of the Earth if you can’t spell? In your cutesy jetliner armed with tittie missiles? Explain the physics of a missile to me in clear detail, from the air it soars through to the mechanisms of triggering the explosion. You know about as much as your literacy. Go ahead page your secret spies for duty, it will be a lost mission because my data is completely secure. I’m hidden behind the curtains of the internet. If you can be anywhere, anytime, I expect you in your goofy jetliner and your fellow spies at my door in 3, 2, 1…oh sorry. Nothing. You call my life sad when your life is just one giant exaggeration: inflating your ego to ethereal heights by making assumptions about people that aren’t true as a means of intimidation (comedic intimidation, might I add) and putting people down left, right and centre. Your the guy who fronts the virility online to make up for that which you lack in person. Another thing about you is that you cannot reason.
>>676007122
yo calm down this is a rekt thread, post some ppl getting rekt or gtfo, i would post some shit but i ain't got any. sorry fam
>>676000130
God damn it /b/
I've been desensitized as shit. My reaction to that was "oh wow that's awesome"
I don't even get a twisted pleasure from gore, I'm just so desensitized that my initial reaction was to appreciate the level of rekt this guy had managed to achieve.
>>676004586
Learn english you foreign newfaggot.
>>676004900
>>676005251
Newfags calling people newfags.
>>676004050
Sauce please.
That chick is bad ass as fuck. Don't even care if it's from a movie. I need to see more.
>>676007761
>Newfags calling people newfags.
>>676004790
>white people
>>676007470
Yeah sure my princess.
>>676008007
mad
its ok, summerfags will make you look good by comparison
There was a massive rocket launch video. Anyone has it?
>>676008243
>summer
>March 26th
>spring
>>676008337
did it blow up?
>>676004785
the fuck is that thing
>>676008243
moot said it himself that traffic doesn't increase that much during summer.
Newfag confirmed.
Nice try newfag, lurk moar and then you can possibly trick people into thinking you've been here a while.
>>676008455
keep tryin newfag
>>676008464
Nope, it was a drill. Too many rockets were launched to a mountain.
>>676008007
>Newfags calling people newfags.
>>676008669
oh that one! i don't have it but i remember it.
>>676008658
>>676008711
It's post like these that prove there are bots on 4chan. Real people can't be this stupid.
>>675999608
hows this for rekt fag fag faooooogg
http://strawpoll.me/7190803
>>676008455
>will
As in it has yet to come to pass.
>>676008586
I was being sarcastic. The image you're looking for is this one. Keep it close.
>>676003148
What the fuck did your post just fucking end in, you little bitch?
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the /b/ dubs, and I’ve been
involved in numerous check 'em threads on 4chan, and I have over 300 confirmed
dubs. I am trained in repeating integers and I’m the dubs master in the entire 4chan community. You are nothing to me but just another anon. I will wipe you the
fuck out with dubs the likes of which has never been seen before on this
website, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with getting singles here,
on the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret
network of anons across 4chan and your IP is being traced right now so you better
prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing
you have called singles. Fucking check 'em, anon. I can get dubs anywhere, anytime, and I
can get dubs in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not
only am I extensively trained in getting dubs, but I have access to the entire
arsenal of repeating integers and I will use them to their full extent to
wipe your miserable ass off the face of the website, you little shit. If only you
could have known what unholy retribution your singles was about to
bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking finger. But you
couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will
shit dubs all over you and you will drown in them. You’d better fucking check 'em, anon.
>>676008795
bot spotted
>>676008871
>I was being sarcastic
>I was only pretending to be retarded
>damage control
>googled moot saying summer doesn't increase traffic
Nice try newfag.
Newfag confirmed
>>676003706
Seeing this live was absolutely hilarious
>>676008939
jokes getting old
>>676008986
>Bot detected
Newfags using terms all wrong in this bitch
>>676009170
Are you fucking little bitch about me, what did you say? I have in my head of the Navy SEAL graduation, Al Quaeda, I know a lot of secrets to participate in raids, I will have to check more than 300 people. I am trained to war ape but I’m the best snipers in the entire United States military. You are nothing to me, but not another goal. Show my fucking word, like never seen before on this earth with a precision that will wipe out all sex with you. Over the internet, you are talking shit out of me, you think? Pups, think again. I spy across the U.S. We have a network of contacts within the secret and your IP is currently being tracked, so you can say the storm, the maggots are available. You pathetic little thing you call a life away storm. Are you fucking kid is dead. I can be anywhere at any time, seven more ways than I can kill you, and it’s just my bare hands. I have extensive training, unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps, and I can be your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit you are using the full range of polished as well. You have your little “clever” comment is any divine retribution gohaetda tteuiryeo you down, but you know, maybe you will be held tongue fucking. But you, you stupid fuck you right now, the price did not have to pay. I will shit all your anger, thereby missing. You are dead, my dear, is fucking.
>>676004564
>>676007761
Samefag is butthurt over being caught being a newfag.
It makes sense.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDbbK5j3irg
my head when reading comments about newfags.
GODDAMIT
>>676009337
you wanna fight you piece of cake?
>>676009580
yes I want to fight a piece of cake
>>676000130
feel sorry for the driver tbh
>>676009819
me too but i can't buy it. can you buy it for me then we can fight it together?
>>676009965
I'll buy it, as long as my license hasn't expired.
Wow, worst rekt thread ever
>>676010113
alright, this is gonna be a great cake fight, what sort of cake will it be?
>>676010166
this any better for ya?
>>676002041
ylyl
>>676002442
ozone layer
>>676001970
With the audio the kid was like hey ladies and she said fuck you
>>676002042
Welcome to 4-Chan Sir? Ma'am?
Yes, we the community are completely insane. Kinda, We all have very dark sense of humor.
I want to clear some things with you. There is nothing wrong with us. We are just insane in a special kind of way.
I feel sorry that you had to come across dead body on a fucked up website. But what do you expect when you go the the best but darkest place known to the available web.
" Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak."
Don't want to be rude but i have too, Technically you're the weak one here. Death is all around us. If you can't stand looking at something disgusting that means you have a weak stomach.
"You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present"
Well not really, You're not god. Also your slightly correct on that too. But most of us have jobs here. We get up every morning to go to work. We work our entire life just for nothing. Just because the government told you. So yeah, nun of use are useful to the world.
"Honestly why do people like you guys even exist?"
We were born, that's why. There was literary no way you could stop us from existing. But if you want to try, go ahead. good luck.
"I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die."
Oh, I've known people, But there dead, Nothing that you could do about it. Yes it's sad, But you gotta keep on going with your life. I had family members who died. Who gives a fuck? Its not your Family? also I never meet them so fuck them too. Plus most family hate each other. My aunt tried to murder me twice.
" Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours"
Oh, Good luck on that. Oh and make sure you punch hard enough that we can also feel it.
make sure the computer is off so you don't get electrified. That would give you biggest shock of your life *Cough*
>>676003148
*cough* Sorry for my shocking Behavior *cough*
i'm dumb...
Oh and can you please give me some Cheetos, and a Mt.Dew.
I need something to fap to while you leave with a temper
>>676011897
top quality post, dude, 4chan administrator approved, keep going and you'll be janitor soon, we got an eye on you
>>676011897
yes your special alright
>>676012603
I was actually aiming to become a professional Stripper, But that works too. Where do i start?
>>676000130
Reminds me of pic related.
>>676001426
I wonder where he's headed off to.
>>676003536
Did that kangaroo just choke out that other kangaroo
>>676003706
>>676013636
xD you sick fuck. hahaha
https://youtu.be/y63SEPF-SrM
>>676004785
Fucking beast. Im gonna get a fucking turtle now
>>676005495
I think it's... it's...
just a prank bro.
>>676001426
#refugeeswelcome
Does anyone have old video of a cop spaying pepper spray at the bad guy and in return gets shot dead?
It's a old video from 80s or 90s
>>676002042
rekt is art.
lern to appreciate pitiable philistine!
>>676015513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU
>>676008501
alligator snapping turtle
>>676015513
is he kill?
>>676016236
kek hard
>>676004564
>>676005232
newfag spotted
>>676002042
Well "acting properly" has different meanings depending on how you're raised.
>>676007399
Nerve gas
>>676007122
> being this new
>>675999608
Yeah
Bump for Trump
>>676013636
Europe to get some of that sweet welfare. Preferably taxpayer-funded healthcare.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MDqGA3nmro -
>>676001898
What a bully
>>676002042
nice pasta
>>676005495
sulfuric acid mate
>>676003761
uber keken
>>676001970
>kid is all "hey, ladies!"
>first girl shouts "fuck you!"
>target acquired
>second girl shouts "and your mom!"
>getreadyforlaunch.avi
>second girl gets fucking rekt
>lies there in a crumpled heat of equality
>first girl dismounts and walks toward them a few feet
>bellows "I'mma beat yo ass!"
>doesn't even cycle back towards the Dealer of Doom
>just in case
>>676002442
Guessing its in a train station and he just touched overhead line ?
>>676004050
"Mr. Fong not happy. want his money, twelve o' crock tomorrow"
>>676002041
Tnb
>>676002042
ever seen something very gross but you couldnt stop looking? that's the entire deal with rekt/gore threads. someone out there probably gets a stiffy watching it but most just do because its bizarre and interesting.
>>676018770
TVMAXWELL
Alright /b/, I'm looking for a day off work tomorrow. Send me the most fucked up shit on the internet so I can throw up.
>>676011869
>orangeisthenewblack.webm
>>676002042
>Tfw newfags take the bait
>>676002042
nicebait/10
>>676020791
>oldfags
>>676000130
Trainy mctrainyface
>>676003536
Google kangaroo arms, they are ripped
>>676002042
wont bait me newfag
>rekt thread gets rekt by newfag
>my sides
>>676003997
Jajajajajaja//xaxaxaxaxax//hhhhhhhhhh//
> clorox plz
this thread is shit
>>676023258
u a sheeeeeiiit
>>676001898
When you sit down to eat and the doorbell rings
>>676018184
>calling someone new while failing to recognize an ancient copypasta
Oh the ironing
Dear fuckwits
could y'all please stop discussing whose weiner is smaller and who has sucked more horsecock? I'm here to see people die in a groß, ridiculous and amusing manner and this without constant nuisance.
kind regards
a fellow basement dweller
>>676007399
No splat. Just the stop light
>>676013573
thats a man who loves his job kek
>>676025752
> koala
>>676003664
Story?
