I convinced this guy that i am his follower on ifunny by talking black
Dubs decides wat do
Send him a dick pick
send him: I love killing niggers. I love gassing them in concentration camps. Why do gorillas have frowns? Because in 10 million years it will be a nigger. Have you tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have I
>>675996025
Rolling for this
>>675996025
Reroll
>>675995324
Say: niggers should all burn in hell and die right this second amirite?
>>675996025
Rolling for this shit
Send him your nude.
>>675996025
roll
>>675996025
roll
get a kik mod
>>675997142
reroll
Send this
>>675997233
winrar
Slavery was a hoax perpetuated by modern black men to paint themselves as victims in order to receive reparations and sympathy.
>>675997371
roll
>>675995324
Send him: the Holocaust is a lie, and the jews did 9/11. All refugees are subhuman mudslides that deserve the gas chamber.
>>675998226
Roll
Can only send a message not do an action
>>675996025
Rolling for this.
>>675995324
What do you think about sandniggers?
>>675996025
Re-roll for this.
>>675997371
Rolling
>>675996025
Rolling for this motherfucker.
>>675996025
Roll for this
>>675998226
Rolling for this
>>675996025
rerool
>>675995324
I dont know which one of you seem more retarded.
>>675996025
Rolll
>>675996025
see?
>>675996025
Come on baby! Roll for this!
>>675996025
This
>>675998226
Re-roll for this
>>675996025
This...
>>675998691
The nigger, cause he actually fell for that shit
>>675996025
Dubs
>>675998889
Close
>You browse 4chan? What boards?
>>675998889
So close to quads, holy fuck
>>675996025
Roll
This please! >>675998226
Tell him: t swizzle is an amazing song writer and she should totally work with Cher at some point.
>>675996025
Roll
>>675996025
Rollling
>>675998226
Roll
>>675999022
>>675999022
Faggot just wasted his dubs
>>675999022
gg fucking niggers
>>675999022
Genius
Nigger get out of my swamp
>>675998226
Rolling this
>>675999022
Lol, you heard him op.
>>675999244
Well we have a winner, will op deliver?
>>675999244
Finally
>>675995324
If dubs, talk to him like you're a racist black man
>>675999022
Dumb ass, wasted dubs
>>675999177
Noice roll faggot. You wasted them too. You deserved to get gassed as well for wasting perfectly good dubs.
>>675999212
Roll
>>675999244
>>675998226
winrar
>>675999244
WE HAVE A WINNER!
>>675996025
Rell
>>675999329
This
>>675998226
>>675995324
Make sure to change "mudslides" to "mudslimes". I fucked that up
dick pic
If dubs "Thank god for the sickle cell"
>>675999329
Roll
>>675995324
Kill him for being on ifunny
the lyrics of 200% nigger
>>675999822
so will op deliver?
999999
999999 roll
wake me up inside
>this pissy little white kids will learn
Who's that faggot?
Anyway you should pretend to be a hot girl and get nudes from him then humiliate him with them, using the words "look at this pissy little black kid".
Black lives matter
>>676000229
rolling for this
>>675999822
Deliver OP, you now hate and want to kill white folks
shut up tyrone
>>676000263
No. A recent study(according to /b/) has shown that black lives, in fact, do not matter.
whitepower
>>675999244
Doing this first
>>676000553
roll
black lives don't matter
Are yall happy
>>675996025
ROLL
>>676000641
>>675998226
No. This one already won. Now OP has to deliver.
>>676000787
What a fucking waste... Just as bad as a nigger
All lives matter
>>676000958
No, they really don't
>>676000914
How is it a waste? Do you want a OP to have a riveting conversation, in which he just fucks with the faggot on kik? You're certainly not going to get anywhere near that on /b/.
>>675999999
>>676000787
Nice op. Your not as much of a faggot as I though. Now send him a picture of your dick in front of whatever pet you have at your house.
>>676000787
If he replies say "Let me tell you about the jewish war crimes and the shit they have put the world through"
>>676001361
do what he said
"sorry fam that wasn't me, this nigga gripped my phone lmao he a bitch. he tru tho tbh"
Reply!
>>675996025
roll
>>676001822
sorry. thought you'd get the joke. not seen drake and josh?
"iFunny users are savage niggers that all deserve a firing squad for the dirty filth they have poluted the earth with. Agree, fam?".
>>676001961
rolling for this nigga
i did a dump in an empty glass once and used it as a fake ass to fuck. felt good, you ever tried it?
it was a girls ass obviously I'm not a fag!!
fancy trading dick pics?
>>676001361
Roll
>>676001952
this
>>676001123
Grand master /b/?
Fuck off edge lord
>>676001961
this
>>676001822
"My penis is so big! It cracks 4 inches #savage"
>>676001822
You fucking wasted dubs. Anyways reply with what follows:
>You know what I said. You're going to get some zyklon b, free of charge, if you don't support trump.
ever use fried chicken grease to lube your dick up? its pretty good and seems to please a lot of my CL clients
Rememba dis nigga here? shit was so cash yo!
I'm punking you, all lives matter nigger
Why do niggers stink?
So even blind people can hate them.
>>676002122
well we got another dub
>>676002274
Roll
>>676001822
I hate the term nigger, all these niggas be like, nigger, nigger, nigger. Why can't all these niggas get I though their black skull that by calling a nigga nigger that yo being that nigger?
you voting trump for prez yes ma nignog?
>>676002278
As long as they have a sense of smell.
You wanna see a sad, fat, old man shove his dick in a turtle?
>>675996025
Roll
You know what I said. You're going to get some Zyklon B, free of charge, if you don't support trump.
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads.
>>675996025
Get
I like to eat black dick
>>675995324
Ask him when he plans on voting for donald trump.
>>676002380
Kek. Rolling for this.
<Black Guy Emoji> <Gun Emoji>
DEATH TO FILTHY NIGGZ
>>676002429
Rolling this
>>675996025
Rolling
>>676002340
Re-roll.
>>676002380
roll for this
>>676002590
Roll
>>676002429
Rolling this
>>676002489
>>676002489
reroll
I would eat black girl pussy but black girls stank
>>676002590
roll
>>675996025
Dis
>>676002380
rollerino
>>676002416
Really, faggot? Kill yourself. Come up with something original.
Do you ever stop and wonder, what it is Niggers really are? I know the truth, and to you I will give it.
Thirty-six thousand years ago a race of superior alien beings came to earth. They landed on the gigantic and empty continent known today as Africa, and in their load they carried a big number of dark-skinned individuals - niggers - who they brought along as slave labour from Mercury. The reason they are black is to protect them from the strong UV-lights so close to the sun.
Niggers were harmless beings as long as they remained under strict control of their masters and were not allowed any own thoughts. If left alone in groups they quickly grew greedy and started running rampant and misbehaving. The humanoid aliens who cruised in spaceships of diamond did not like Earth, for it was populated by a race of very similar beings, Neanderthals and whatnot, so they quickly left. Of niggers however, they had a great surplus, wherefore they left them to die on Earth.
The problem is that the niggers didn't die; They instead continued to flourish in their primal ways, seeing as they were unable to evolve any form of culture. They still lived in their tribal villages and townships when the Europeans arrived and brought them along on a journey cross the globe. Only now we are supposed to treat those apparently inferior beings as equals; and if we disagree that those alien scum are equal, we are racists and nazis and must be purged. Time is right for action. We must do something about this threat, for THE BLACK PLAGUE must be defeated! Their beastial manners surely is not the way civilised man lives!
You look like ellen degeneres
>>676002340
roll
So if it's so good being black why did Michael Jackson dip himself in milk?
>>675996025
roll
>>676002380
rollerino
>>676002380
j.k rolling
>>676002926
reroll
>>676002845
Roll
>>676002980
rereroll
>>675996025
roll
>>675996025
roll
>>676002845
Get
>>676002980
rererolll.
>>676002845
rolling for this fucking essay
>>675996025
rolling
>>675996025
rollerino
>>676002845
Re roll
>>675996025
rollerino
>>676002380
Get get
I hate niggers. I don't conisder myself a nigger, I'm actually black for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Oakland though. Right now I'm studying ebonics, robbery and I'm following Looting, the way of the nigra. This is why I hate niggers that know 5 gang signs and use them all the time, West side bloods ghettos motherFUCKERS. I'm actually trying to become black for real unlike all these faker nigras. FUCK YOU NIGGERS
So my question is, how good are my chances of becoming black for real?
>>676003060
reroll
>>676002845
Send this op
>>676002845
roll
>>676002380
Rolling
>>676003169
roll
>>676002845
Roll
>>676003192
This
>>676003243
reroll
>>676003192
rolll
>>676002380
Roll
>>676003192
rollll
>>676002845
Roll for this beautiful piece of art.
>>676002380
rollin it
>>675996025
Sorry but it aint happening
Got it
>>676003192
Send
>>676003337
so close to quads
reroll
>>676003309
rereroll
>>676003362
>Now we wait
I feel like a Nigger nugget
>>676003192
Get
>>676003192
rolling
>>676002380
Rolling for dis
>>676002380
Rollllll
>>676003192
roll
>>676003414
roll
>>676003192
get
just listening to my boy will smith, he got some sick rhymes yo!! tells it like it is, men in black is dope and fresh and flllllly
>>676002845
rerollinnnnnnnnnn
>>676003192
Roll
>>676003591
rollllllll
>>676003523
so close, reroll
>>676003192
Send dis
>>676002380
roll for dis
>>676003602
reroll
>>676003192
rolll
>>676003637
roll
>>676003610
reroll
>the dubzz god has foresaken this bread
>>676003192
Dubs now
Im actually a tranny
dubs check em
>>676003192
Check em
>>676003192
roll
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. 9/11 WAS A LIE. THERE WERE NO TOWEL HEADS. THERE WAS NO AIRPLANE. IN TRUTH I WAS VISITING THE BIG APPLE, SO AS TO COMPARE MY GARGANTUAN MEAT TRAIN TO IT AND LAUGH AT THE GASPING NEW YORKERS AS I POUNDED THEIR BELOVED NAMESAKE INTO BIG APPLE SAUCE. HAVING NOT GOTTEN RELEASE FROM MY CULINARY EXERCISE, I MEANDERED DOWN THE STREET WITH MY VITAL BLOOD ENGORGED SEWER PIPE OUT IN FRONT OF ME LIKE A BLIND MAN'S CANE, LOOKING FOR A HOLE IN THE BACKSIDE OF A WOMAN WHICH I WOULD STRETCH BEYOND HUMAN LIMITS. I SPOTTED AT THAT VERY MOMENT AN ATTRACTIVE FEMALE IN A MINISKIRT WAVING AT ME. I SLAPPED HER TO THE GROUND WITH MY ENORMOUS PHALLUS AND QUICKLY RAVISHED HER SKIRT LIKE A STARVED DOG ON A BABY MADE OF STEAK. THE SIGHT THAT AWAITED BOTH SHOCKED AND ENRAGED ME. AFTER SEEING THIS "WOMAN'S" RAISIN-SIZED WINKY WINKLER, I VOMITED DOWN HIS THROAT AND PENETRATED HIS ESOPHAGUS, RIPPED OUT HIS SPINE AND PEELED HIS CORPSE FROM MY MONEYMAKER. TO TEACH ALL OF NEW YORK A LESSON FOR LETTING THIS FLAMING FAG BAG LIVE, I LET LOOSE A SEMENAL FLOOD OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS UPON THE TOWERS OF TWO (AT WHOM'S SMALL SIZE I LAUGHED LIKE A CLOWN RAPING AN 8 YEAR OLD), WHICH CAUSED THEM TO COME CRASHING DOWN LIKE ME AFTER A WEEKEND METH BINGE. I MOCKED THE NEW YORKERS AND MADE NIGGER JOKES AS THEY RAN FROM MY EVER EXPANDING CLOUD OF SPERMAZOA, MASTURBATING TO THE LOOKS OF HORROR ON THEIR FACES. THE GOVERNMENT, IN AN ATTEMPT TO SAVE FACE AND BECAUSE THEY HATE ARABS MORE THAN JEWS, PAINTED A BOEING 767 ON MY GIGANTIC COCK AND CALLED IT A TERRORIST ATTACK. THE FEELING OF PAINTBRUSHES ON MY DICK MADE ME COME AGAIN, AND PRESIDENT BUSH SNORTED UP EVERY LAST DROP BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS COKE. I GUARANTEE IT.
>>676003827
roll
>>676003192
Witness
I can say nigger because I'm actually tansnigger, I identify as a black ghetto thug.
>>675996025
reroll
>>676003877
dubs check em
>>676002380
Dubz bitch
>>676003362
So... Want to fuck?
So when blacks wear normal clothes, speak normally, go to college, and get a decent job, is that cultural appropriation?
Then, why is it "cultural appropriation" when a white girl wears dread locks or a white guy is a rapper?
>>676003192
send this
>>676003362
Send this:
>You know what I said. You're going to get some zyklon b, free of charge, if you don't support trump.
This is attempt number 2
>>676003877
winrar
>>676003935
re-roll
>>676003933
windows
I lost my virginity to a goat. I was working at a bird sanctuary and they had some goats and sheep there. I was left to close up one day and I thought i'd stay around because the weather was awesome and it was so peaceful. I got horny and decided to act on all the animal porn i'd watched and found so fucking hot. I tied one of the goats up in one of the hay barns and fucked it bareback in the ass. It was fucking amazing and I was shit scared in case I got caught.
That was like 6 years ago and since then I've fucked about 8 girls and 2 guys and nothing was as good as that goat. I'm planning on doing something similar again soon and on a regular basis.
>>676004009
send it
>>676003935
White genocide
>>676004009
>>676003998
So close
>>676004009
Roll
>>676003933
Winner winner checkem dinner
>>888888888#
>>676004009
Rolling!
>>676004100
bad dubs, but i want to see it
#foodstamps n welfare = black privilege. I need feminism because whites have been oppressed for to long
>>676004009
Rollin
>>676004222
Trips!
>>676001952
Roll
>>676004222
TRIPS
>>676004222
even badderer trips
>>676004222
trips
Send him a picture of your balls smothered in ketchup.
>>676003933
Doing this
I am very mad. I drove all the way to CSU to play in a tournament, get stuck in traffic and lost against this retarded ass nigger. Down threw tech chase and wouldn't stop shino stalling I really cannot think straight right now. I offered to MM him for more than $20. Nope. I thought I would have made it out of pools if I knew how to fucking buffer roll. But they didn't even give me the frames to do it. Bullshit, just straight up bullshit. Probably will never go to a tournament that gay ass niggers enter ever again. This definitely ruined my day.
>>676004301
QUADRUPS?!
>>676004094
I'm saying to ask the nig nog that. I always wonder what their response would be. Like dressing like white people would be "cultural appropriation" right?
Just link him this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yJn-5hpU94
>>675996025
It's not meant to be...
>:(
No response yet
Mah momma said me and my monkey ass nigga bruhs survived on welfare for 6 generations.
>>676002845
Fucken roll!!
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE. I'M HERE TO SHOW THE POWER OF BUSH'S BUILDINGS BE GONE! NEED A WAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST? NEED TO GET REELECTED AS PRESIDENT? THEN LOOK NO FURTHER! THIS PRODUCT WILL NOT ONLY BRING DOWN THE TALLEST OF WORLD TRADE CENTERS, IT'LL ALSO MAKE A SUICIDE PILOT FROM AL QAEDA CRASH INTO IT WITH A PASSENGER JET SO AS TO PREVENT FINGERS BEING POINTED AT YOU! CALL NOW, AND YOU'LL GET A SECOND PLANE, FREE OF CHARGE!
>>676002845
roll
I'm not black you stupid monkey
>>676004585
Roll
>>676004434
So close
>>676002845
reroll
>>676004612
Rollllllllin
>>676002845
Roll. This is gold.
>>676002845
Roll
>>676004585
roll for this
>>675996025
Last time I roll
>>676002380
rollz
>>676004744
Winrar
>>676004744
Win Rar
>>676004744
FUCKING WINRAR!!!!!
>>676004504
Or, maybe a threesome. Who? One of your friends from down the zoo.
Fuck me hard daddy
>>676001822
Kill whitey!
re- roll
>>676004933
You cunt
>>676003845
I like this
>>676004744
Got it
BONUS GAME
If a post ends with "69", you have to send him a dick pic
>>670059999
Hey that's pretty good
>>676005048
You nigger
>>676005020
Rollin' for dick pic.
No response yet
>>676001952
roll
>>676004504
Sorry, one of my kids from my kiddie dungeon got to my phone! LOL! You were saying.
>>676005239
>>676005239
Probably blocked you you cumbucket
>>676004933
YOU WASTED PERFECTLY GOOD DUBS! I'M ROLLING FOR THIS >>676004585 TO BE SEN AFTEE THE PREVIOUS DUBS ARE SENT. YOU BETTER FUCKING ROLL FOR SOMETHING NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO PLAY GOD, YOU PIECE OF HUMAN FILTH.
>>676005293
>>676005293
OP is a god
Imagine how much better off the USA would be if we had Mexican slaves instead of niggers!
>>676005291
roll
>>676001952
ROLL FOR THIS
>>676005343
you're most likely blocked.
>>676001952
roll
>>676005321
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo
>>676005343
Reply with this >>676004585 once that faggot replies
Whoops my dad got my phone and sent those last few messages excuse me.
Anyway here you go
>>676005523
Cut that nigger dick off and go fuck yourself with it, you faggot.
>>676005523
rolling
>>676005512
Im with this guy
>>676005512
Rolling.
>>676005674
roll
>>676005674
rolling for this
>>676005491
>>676005674
Rollin'. This is pure gold.
Want to see my "CP" folder?
(After he replies)
My Club Penguin folder has all my codes in it, want to share?
>>676005523
roll
>>676006012
Rolling because I want to see OP go to prison.
>>676005390
> underage fag detected
Let's roll a 69, so nigger can get photo of master race cock.
>>675996025
rollin
>>676006079
Rolll
>>676005880
>implying any navy from an African country doesn't consist of former Somalian pirates on a sea skiff.
>>676006066
winrar
>>676006066
keked winrar
>>675996025
>Ethiopian food
Its actually pretty fucking good if you love hot, and I do mean hot, spicy food.
>>676006079
Rolling for dick
no homo
>>676006194
I found photo of Ethiopian food.
Pic related
>>675996025
Roll
>>676006194
Are you sure it isn't the starvation giving you hallucinations?
