You wake up and see this, what do?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You wake up and see this, what do?
Even I wouldn't fuck that.
>>675991343
The ol lickaroo
>>675991343
Get her the number of a day spa that does waxing and makeovers.
Do a 360 and walk away
>>675991343
Eat.
>>675991343
Is that the fuckin girl from the I'm in me mams car' vine
>>675991343
"Jane... how long have you been standing over me like that? I'm not doing anything until you have a shower and take a weedwacker to that mouldy pile of roast beef you call a vagina... Why do I keep a retard as a pet again?"
I yell for my husband to beat it with a stick before its gash eats my penis
>>675991343
Nice, free pussy
>>675991343
i would eat that booger, then stick my dick in it and cum in it, and then name the baby Scroty McBoogerBalls
get to eating.
then get to fucking
sounds like a good start to my saturday
>>675991343
Gillette razor for her
>>675991343
go back to sleep
>>675991343
Call animal control
Breakfast
>>675991343
Chain her up in my basement with the rest of my folklore trolls
>>675991343
>what do?
Cry.
>>675991343
Wonder if I should really keep going out on weekends to maintain friendships.. because if I'm bringing home literal trolls... I'm in trouble..
>>675992113
you have a husband and a penis?
are you a bundle of sticks?
SHAVE
I would throw up
>>675991343
http://www.xvideos.com/video15449823/free_latinas
who is she?
Floss
>>675991343
Fuck
>>675991343
Throw up in my mouth, push it out of the way and kick her the fuck out.
>>675991343
Post more
>>675993232
>>675993693
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>>675993937
http://strawpoll.me/7190803
...wel?
>>675991698
Underrated post
>>675991343
Op. Fuckable
She could probably clean up OK
Needs some makeup
Beaner/10
>>675991343
Freak the fuck out
>>675991698
>360
That means you're still facing it.
You turn a full circle and go nowhere.
Fucking idiot.
Turn 180, or 540. Not 360 or 720
>>675993801
How many of you fags have even fucked a girl?
Vomit.
Yuck!
>>675991343
I would kiss her on the mouth
Fake any girl nude, see link in related pic
>>675996477
You must be new here
>>675996477
Ahahahahaha so fucking new. My sides.
Call animal control. Looks like a rabid beaver.
>>675996513
I've fucked some good and some bad pussy; but that's a monster I won't touch.
>>675993693
Kek
She's cute and her awkward vag gives her more of a personality. She probably is a sex fiend because she rarely if ever gets any.
>>675996513
Not everyone on 4chan is a virgin.
>>675996477
This is bait
>>675996880
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>>675997284
>new
>new
>bait
Nope, neither. Just tired of the shitty, hardly funny 'turn 360 walk away' meme.
It's a shittier meme for summerfags. Literally unfunny and half of the time used by newfags that don't know when is appropriate to use. It's just one thing I can't stand
turn 360 and walk out
>>675997642
Idiot
>>675997642
Faggot
>>675991343
vomit
>>675991343
Ask myself what kind of fresh hell did I wake up in, then proceed to stick my penis in the vagina in a attempt to escape this hell.
>>675997597
so much bait and so little time
>>675998002
I couldn't bait someone if I tried.
I'm the kind of autist that is better at distracting the masses and causing arguments in threads. I'm the guy who draws people in on their own rage and capitalises on that anger.
You may call me...Autismo.
Man of many words,
Man of great spelling!
Still a huge fucking retard..
>>675996477
fucking kek newfags. always fall for this one.
>>675997597
jesus the bait is prime on this one
>>675997597
i suggest you turn 360 and walk away from thsi thread is it triggers you.
>>675991343
>>675997273
>>675991343
Rape
>>675991343
Send it back to Kyshyyyk
Roll her over and fuck her. What else would you do?
>>675991343
http://youtu.be/3ZlDZPYzfm4
>>675991343
Vroom vroom fuck outta here?
>>675996477
Is summer already?
>>675999214
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>>676000745
>still trying
>mfw
>>675991343
Mmmm smells nice
>>675991343
Call a priest and an exterminator!
>>676000727
/thread
kek
>>676000404
kek
>>675996477
You couldn't be this new even if you posted that shit right after you were conceived...
>>676000727
>>675991343 (OP)
>Vroom vroom fuck outta here?
>>675991343
Open that labia and start eating her fluids, I can imagine the smell, so tasty
>>675991343
mush my face in her vag and later cough as i get her pubes stuck in my throat as i down my screwdrivers
>>675996477
summer's early
>>675991343
do a 360 and dive right in
>>676001045
Have you stopped to think that it may be bait?
>>676001199
Checked
>>675991343
Looks like the girl version of Gavin Free
>>675991343
Need pics of feet
>>675991865
>>675991343
No it's this girl I think
Imgur.com/a/DEX2X
>>676001083
wha
>>675991343
anal fuck
i like this girl very much
>>676002374
Preach mah brotha.
>>676002188
Checked, but.. wha
Have you never seen a quote and reaction image before?
>>676002257
Really? Ifnyou won't touch the pussy, why the Hell you gonna touch the ass?
>>676002484
need to get me a girl like her. perfect combination of nerdy/adorable/kinky.
>>675991343
I'd freak out.
Go "Ewww!!!!"
But if she told me to eat her out.
(Especially forcefully)
I would probably eat her, just for the femdom aspect. I love forced femdom cunnilingus.
i wonder if anyone has attempted to ruin her life with the plethora of pics she has floating around here
>>675996880
Pleas stop with this cancerous meme of emojis.
>>676003067
Exactly.
>>675991343
Ask her to check her cis white male privilege, because with that body hair, she's without a doubt the manliest on in the bed.
She has a great ass
>>676004070
Wouldn't want to see that in HD though.
>>676003940
That's a good thing. She'd be crazy for sex. You want to look for a girl with a higher testosterone level than normal. That way she won't get tired of it.
an hero
>>675996693
this dude is the most unfunny cringeworthy tryhard cancer
i bet you belong to the majority of his edge 13-year old fanbase
>>675996873
good god i love a woman with body hair
>>676005235
Only thing I like about him are his "LOSER READS HATER COMMENTS" videos. Those are hilarious though.
>>676003390
I remember someone found her fb once, but the thread 404'd and nothing I think came of it, wish I had saved it
>>675991343
Start crying when the doctor delivering me slaps my ass.
>>675991343
>>675991343
as i am not a beta virgin i would that out for an hour than rawdog her until i emptied my nuts. then find a nice waxing place cause she needs to clean it up a bit
Immediately search for the ring.
>>675991698
Wow your fucking stupid . That's means you just would turning around and do a 360
Duck to not get shot with the bowcaster.
>>675991343
smack her in the face and make her properly groom
>>676005684
underrated post
>>675996880
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>>675997284
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>>676000745
>>676001045
>>676001199
>summer, new fags
kek fucking idiots still don't know what bait is
Wonder how the fuck I ended up in Kazakhstan
I'd go to town on that pussy
>>675991343
Smell it.
I love the smell of pussy
>>676007424
>I love the smell of pussy
Says the virgin.
>>675991343
tfw someone leaks your nudes.
>>676008044
kekd and checkd
Knowing me i would, get her naked, spank with belt, fed my dick to her.
>>675991343
throw up. i'm not into wookiees
Rape
>>676006402
Newfag
