just kidding, i'll be it
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
just kidding, i'll be it
Get it'd.
ok no more girls
>>675985896
Is this a clubhouse now?
All you need is dick
T_T god help us
>>675985993
depends, i can post ladies if you want me to...
I don't want to vacuum.
>>675986148
I don't really have a preference.
>>675986167
it sucks, right?
>>675986236
wow
we're all bi here?
i prefer dudes but girls are alright
>>675986303
I actually like vacuuming, but I'm tired.
>>675986303
Who said anything about being bi? Blech.
>>675986303
>we're all bi here
Wouldn't surprise me if that was the case.
>>675986425
aw it was a joke...
>>675986583
I don't joke when it comes to bi people, I'm sorry.
>>675986721
:[
b-but... that was not the joke i was talking about...
Suddenly it went quite dead.
i can be yuor angle or yoru devil
>>675986854
(cat face)
bi people are attracted to bicycles
Sucking dick must feel good
>>675986966
if it's not a dick that's badly taken care of, yes it does
>>675986880
Sry i olny liek half angle half damons.
>>675986933
that's a fact
>>675986880
Pythagores pls
>>675986932
dont you catface me!
>>675987044
The only dick worth sucking is a clean and pretty dick. A bit of musk is ok, but not too much.
>>675987251
I don't get tired, I get even.
t
f
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im gonna play some LoL
Okay vacuuming back in awhile.
>>675987333
hot
>>675987375
>>675987396
have fun
whoops ma name was gone
anyone else caged and know they are gonna get collared and bent over tonight? :3
>>675987505
nope, but I don't like chastity so that wont happen to me
>>675987505
Lucky you~
>>675987505
No, but you have piqued my interest.
>>675987505
no, i'm letting my boner free
>>675987505
Nope, not into chastity. Also don't have anyone to pitch or receive for me.
>>675987724
>>675987923
tfw no ottermode submissive top bf
>>675987505
my big black boyfriend always keeps my little sissy white dick locked up to keep me extra horny for him ;P
who else is into petplay?
>>675988094
>tiddies
REEE
>>675988161
fine, have a butt
>>675988202
>>675988018
I-I could be that for you. If you don't mind more of a bear.
>>675988249
>women
>>675988349
It would depend.
>>675988353
fine, have a man... gee!
>>675988492
Yes, good.
>>675988487
On?
>>675988584
so complicated! a butt is a butt
>>675988723
Just how bear you are. And where you live.
>>675988830
But I want gay butts.
>>675988830
I mean you're not technically wrong.
>>675988879
I'm a big fluffy bear in the wheat fields of the US.
>>675989033
Dunno how I feel about big and fluffy. It might depend in diq size now. Anyways, I'm off to shower and fap. Later faggers.
>>675988934
i'm not that picky... as long as she returns the favor i'm good
>>675989033
relationships with boys are better, he's right on going with gay butts
>>675988934
Butts aren't sentient and have no sexual preference.
>>675989174
Later fag.
>>675989182
I'm all about boy butts. I wouldn't know if men are better in relationships than women though.
Butt.
>>675988018
>ottermode
>submissive
>bottom
>>675989414
>I wouldn't know if men are better in relationships than women though.
At least in male/male relationships you won't have to deal with the massive pro female bias the legal system has if things go sour.
>>675989414
from my point of view they are, just because they can also be a very good partner for other activities and hobbies. My bf is into cars like me, and none of my gf ever enjoy that one bit...
I guess there are girls like that out there but, i dunno i feel like bf are closer to what i enjoy about a relationship.
>>675989555
hi para!
>>675989796
Hey there Maya, how are you?
>>675989883
pretty good thank you! did you have a good trip?
>>675989796
>>675989883
I dont understand how you can know someone just by their post? Or is there some other way?
>>675990083
magic
>>675989784
It's true. Guy I used to work with was trying to become the primary careholder for his kids after a divorce and he had to take his ex wife to court five separate times (after she failed two drug tests for meth) in order to get that.
>>675989796
I hear ya. I've only been with chicks so far unfortunately. One of them shared my tabletop hobby and it was pretty good.
Though I tend to like androgynous people. All my successful relationships with women have been with chicks who act like dudes and I'm most attracted to more feminine guys.
>>675990195
Forgot porn.
>>675990023
Oh yes, I did. It was the most romantic and sexiest time ever.
>>675990083
We have super secret telekinesis powers.
>>675990083
Namesync brah
>>675990195
well youre exactly like me then...
by bf is into crossdressing, and i've prefered tomboys when it comes to girls, small boobies and short hair!
>>675990296
oooh im so happy for you, hun!
So youre already planning your next visit? °ω°
>>675990518
Unfortunately no, we both are running very low on money at the moment. But I'm thinking some time in the summer to visit him again for a week, then we'd go back together to my place for a week.
>>675990518
do such people exist? as a slim/smooth guy into dressing i would love to meet another slim/smooth guy into crossdressing...or just a trans girl that would be cool
>>675990333
Cheers. How does that work?
reminder not to give out namesync
>>675990518
I actually don't mind if my women have up to like C cups or longer hair, as long as they have a tomboy/mannish attitude.
Androgynous men/fembois are my favorite.
Though, cause I'm bi I like both the idea of topping and bottoming so my ultimate dream of having a cute femboi that tops sometimes seems kinda unlikely.
>>675991129
Guess I'll go fuck myself.
>>675990518
>tomboys when it comes to girls, small boobies and short hair!
Throw in "and not insane" and they're like unicorns.
All I want is a tomboy or femmy guy. No such luck so far.
Also good morning, how are you all doing?
>>675991217
damn right you will.
>>675991075
Browser extension.
>>675991129
Little late for that one man, no offense.
>>675991308
offense taken. how dare you.
>>675990767
well it's going to be pretty soon then... i'll have to go get a plane ticket to see my bf too. cant wait!
>>675990864
we're both into crossdressing, and i'm also slowly trying to convince a girl who likes me to join us for a threesome, could be fun to have a lady as well, you know
>>675991190
my bf and i are switches no real preference, i guess we're both bi as well so it helps.
And yeah i dont mind boobies or anything, i just prefer the petite type of body, but i wouldnt turn down a girl if she's not exactly what i like
>>675991296
already have.
>>675991494
n i c e
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>>675991264
and "not insane" is a must for every relationship indeed
>>675991449
living the dream
>>675991566
t h a n k s
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Hey guys ^-^
>>675991264
I'm right there with you man.
And I'm great, if annoyed at Amazon.
>>675991449
I just have very specific tastes. Know what I like and I'm not afraid to admit it.
Sounds like you got a good catch though.
>>675991608
Also 'must like butt stuffs.'
>>675991608
Oh yeah. But when the dating pool of "tomboys with short hair and small boobs" is already small, that little qualification makes it even smaller.
>>675991626
almost there! she gets really turned on by my pics, so this summer i'll go visit her and see if it's something that could work out
>>675991772
>And I'm great, if annoyed at Amazon.
Uh oh, what did Amazon do now?
>>675991754
Morning!
>>675991930
They charged by bank all weird and shit causing it to be declined and me having to go through the shittiest email customer service ever and then call them to figure it out.
>>675991772
indeed!
>>675991775
well that's just my preference, but i never said no to a nice girl because she didnt match them. i dated a girl who was taller than me with big breasts... she was still nice
shitty game
lets play another
lets play the choking game
>tfw no bf for thetre sex
>>675992269
Oof, well I hope you get it sorted out. Dealing with Amazon customer service is either excellent or horrible, rarely anything in between.
>>675992299
>well that's just my preference
Oh yeah, just a preference as well. Hell, I was engaged to a fairly girly-girl at one point. Kinda miss her, but she failed the "must not be insane" requirement.
>>675992471
>having sex in a theater
Gross. Those things are nasty enough to just sit in.
>>675992471
>tfw I'd probably suck my bfs dick in a mostly empty theater
>tfw no bfs dick to suck
>>675992595
I think it's sorted out. Just had to cancel part of my order. I just hope it doesn't delay my parts getting here too much.
>>675992673
A dick is nasty to sit in?
>>675992826
>tfw no gay people where i live that arent creepy old people
>>675992595
ah damn too bad... sometimes they seem so nice until you get to know them better. I didnt had too many problems with that, but instead i got some severe cases of really boring girls. those never last for too long
>>675991566
it's going to be really nice in a second
eisen stop lurking
>>675993069
Oh really? I thought we had already reached the pinnacle of niceness.
>>675992826
>I think it's sorted out
Good!
>>675992996
>A dick is nasty to sit in?
Yes, horribly gross things.
>>675993017
Yeah, it's all good, after we broke up I kinda figured out just how much I had compromised in myself, which isn't good. Oh well, I'll find someone~
Why would I post in this thread
>>675992673
Hot
Also, I think I have a bit of a kink for fucking in public places.
>>675992996
>tfw living in the bible belt
>tfw I don't like bars/casual sexfe is suffering
>>675993225
you will im sure... you have the right attitude
idunno
i just felt like calling you out
>>675993415
I joined a new dating site, msgd like 4 people, no replies. One of them is a qt trap.
Only people who my profile: old people
Make these awful people go away
>>675993488
Aww, thanks! I'll keep my fingers crossed for your threesome too :P
>>675993415
>Also, I think I have a bit of a kink for fucking in public places.
I don't have an issue with public fucking. It's kinda sexy. But theaters are just gross to me.
>>675993618
Piece of cake. Just turn your computer off.
if you're not posting porn you're not cool
>>675993262
>I-I'm too cool for porn: the post
>>675993591
What you use?
I got an okcupid that is kinda eh and I had one for a kink website but it was all about casual sex really, which I'm not into.
>>675993852
Don't blame you, most theaters are pretty gross cause people are assholes and just leave trash everywhere and spill shit all over the place.
>>675993852
hehee thank you Red! i dont wanna risk losing her friendship forcing it too much, it will take some time
like what you see boys? suck dick $0.50
>>675993859
I never claimed to be cool.
>>675993965
Ironic. I'd kick you once half strength and send you into the intensive care unit. I'd be sent to jail for attempted murder with a deadly weapon. Already have a record, my family is famous in San Bernardino and Orange county as a we make people go bye bye Familia. When I get arrested, I get taken to the chief and let go at a later hour because when I get into trouble, it's not over dumb shit, it's for putting little dicks in their place. Take for example, you.
>>675994010
Okcupid and plenty of fish
>>675993859
I am posting alright
>>675994182
i remember seeing plenty of fish advertised in music videos from 2009
>>675994177
you alright there cutebutt?
>>675994182
What area you live in? If it's not too much of a question.
>>675994244
I like okc more. Pofs interface and profile setup is shit.
Tbh i hate dating sites in general. Everything feels so fake. Fake pictures, fake profiles, everyone pretending to be nice.
I like meeting people here, irl, and on video games. Where everyone acts like they really are
The fade captcha makes me want to cut,
>just did 7 of em to post
>>675994010
>most theaters are pretty gross cause people are assholes and just leave trash everywhere and spill shit all over the place
That's my problem. The public aspect is fun, the dirty not to much. A nice secluded park in the evening though would be fun~
>>675994039
You'll get there, just let it happen organically. If she looks and likes your pictures you're like already halfway there.
Anyways, I'm off, back to play some more EVE Online! Later everyone~
>>675994177
you wouldn't do shit, princess
>>675994625
I live in northern barrie of ontario canada, though moving at end of month
worthless thread
>>675994915
>namefag
>calling anything worthless
wew lad
>>675994915
No u.
>>675994458
Yea, that's just a copypasta.
>>675994732
Dating sites are bogus. They make you rely on waiting for someone to want a relationship with you rather than actually talking to people and "making friends".
they're poop
>>675994787
you wanna bet? meet me after school, fag.
>>675995261
This is /b/ you faggot. Everything here is fucking terrible. I can barely stand being here more than once every few weeks. I don't even mind the thread topics or anything. It's just that the general attitude is so caustic. Maybe I just had tougher skin as a teenager.
>>675995261
if i shove my cock in your mouth will you shut up? i'll suck yours too you faggot.
>>675995374
I hate you avatar fag, but the people i messaged just want friends and i just want friends and we live nearby so :/ they just need to open their fucking message box
>>675995261
ok nice greentext, always up for people who use "boypussy" it triggers so many straight fags
>>675994781
>Nice secluded park
Agreed. I live fairly near a lake and know a couple spots. Would be kinda nice I think.
>>675994815
Too bad, I'm waaay down in Kansas.
Anyway, I'm out for a little bit mofos. Maybe be back.
>>675995374
it's like you actually want to get rekt
buddy boy
>>675995708
It's such a gross term.
>>675985641
me too
http://strawpoll.me/7190803
>>675996270
you're such a gross term
>>675996270
Why is boypussy gross? Dont you like my boypussy, dont you want my boypussy to hug your penis and make it warm?
>>675995708
>>675996270
boypussy is such a hot term. you're invalidating the bottom and treating them like meat, which all bottoms are.
>not liking boypussy
>>675995666 (checked)
Well maybe they're ignoring you because they're afraid of confrontation. Or maybe you they you're ugly. But Idunno, dating site people are generally shallow as I've learned. I hope things go well for you.
>>675995992
it's more like i'm looking to piss off nerds and punch nerds, and i just ran out of pissed nerds
>>675996468
True that.
>>675996474
If I'm going to be sleeping with dudes I don't want any sort of pussy. And no. Absolutely not.
>>675996594
Everyone is meat, dummy.
>>675996754
Maybe they dont like me cuz im satan>>675995666
This thread isn't dead?
>>675996928
I myself am intimidated by those repeating digits.
>>675996988
I wish my hair went under my eyebrows.
>>675996754
I'll punch you, poindexter
>>675996847
I'd fuck your boipussy
Dev pls
>>675997274
Eh, I'll try anything once.
>>675997274
alright dude i get it. can we use less aggressive language here like honestly i'm feeling so uncomfortable right now.
How do you make your butt softer and smoother? Exfoliating and lotion?
>>675997889
This is the gayest thing I've seen all thread.
>>675997922
Shaving and cum
>>675997922 (checked)
you learn from the experts
>>675997922
Properly removing hair plus skin care products like moisturizers and such.
>>675987505
-is intensively jealous-
>>675998120
Thanks for the help, unlike >>675998068
>>675997889
i'll make you feel real comfy
daaaamn he sure grilled you, Demos
>>675998262
You are welcome, although I am no expert, I only started shaving my butt a few weeks ago.
>>675998262
a true butt master never revels his butt secrets.
>>675998470
Any tips for shaving butt?
>>675998589
You're thinking of magicians.
hey aezin have you spoken to your thread match today.
>>675998861
Well, in some ways, having a perfect ass is magic.
AND WHO IS THIS NEW GUY
I'm talking to him right now
>>675997922
Eat a healthy diet, drink enough water, exercise, don't sit on it for too long.
>>675998861
Use a lot of shaving gel\soap and trim the long ones before shaving with a razor, if needed. And mind the direction of hair growth if you are going for a close shave against the grain.
>>675999044
in the trash you go
>>675999058
>implying you have a perfect ass
>>675999165
I try to drink like a gallon of water a day.
>>675999205
Thanks.
My second flash drive is just about to fill up on gay furry porn. Thank you guys for doing the work for me
>>675999424
that is heavily implied, very good.
>>675999424
Smooth butt is worth all the trouble.
>>675999424
A gallon may be a bit much.
>>675999768
not over the course of an entire day
>>675999977
Yes, over the course of an entire day. Unless it's very hot or you are very active, that is a lot.
>>675999977
Drinking anything but whiskey is fucking ridiculous.
>not drinking carbonated beverages
it's like you guys don't like fun
>>676000454
i guess you like rotten teeth
>>676000454
Whiskey and coke is acceptable.
>>676000255
Drinking so much water when you're too busy to even stand up from a chair is so hard to accomplish.
I tried apps even, it didn't work, it was just annoying af
>>676000631
hey man that's awful presumptuous of you
>>676000768
i mean i understand carbonated mineral water, especially with a little added citrus flavor
but regular soda is terrible for you
>>676000764
If you have to choke it down, it's probably too much. I don't buy into any of those women's health magazines talking about gallon a day cleanses for people who are sitting inside all day.
>>676000984
Ohhh I get it now. You're a huge faggot.
Carbonated mineral water. Jesus Christ.
>>676001167
This
>>676001056
I neither get thirsty nor hungry when I'm working and the load is too much for me to turn my attention to anything else... which has been the norm the last few months. I'm dry as the desert and it doesn't feel bad at all.The thing that creeps me out is that I look back on the day and blame myself for it.
Also
>reading women's magazines
I'm just trying to get my gains by eating clean and staying hydrated. First part is done, second part is a drag.
