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i like a man who got a nice ROD
>>676001167
it's tasty and doesn't make you a fucking fatass
nothing wrong with it
eisen
you're good at writing right
write my appeal for my parking ticket
>>676001462
It tastes like fucking water, you mong.
I avoid being a fatass by doing actual physical activity.
>>675999768
I am 6'3.
>>676000454
Stained ass teeth, no thanks. I like a good dr pepper every now and then but I'll stick to my teas and water.
porn is good and all but do you guys have cute stuff?
>>676001758
so you've got a shitty ass and crap beverage taste
nice
>>676001665
walking to the fridge to get another 2 liter doesn't count as exercise
>>676001960
C'mon he probably wipes at least.
>>676001960
>implying water and tea arent god tier
>never seen my butt so this is all assumption
>>676002075
alright fine, i'll give him benefit of the doubt.
just this once.
I bet I'm gayer than all of u
>>676001993
My job is pretty physically demanding. Yours probably isn't. Considering you drink fucking mineral water like a middle class white person.
>>676002214
i'm an avatarfag.
top that.
>>676001960
but you are literally a turd with a bowlcut
Smoku breaku
>>676002290
I bet you like pussy don't you.
>>676001758
That explains it I guess.
>>676001916
No.
>>676002148
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>not absorbing your liquid through the ingestion of celery or fruit for added vitamins
>has to ask for advice on cleaning his ass
>>676002304
YOU STAY OUT OF THIS
>>676002491
Please, I wasn't even birthed from a pussy.
>>676002225
Most often than not "physically demanding" is code for "we are paying you to destroy your joints" more than it is "this is great exercise."
>>676002816
More
>>676002662
I'll stay inside you
>>676002866 (checked)
You aren't allowed inside of me. There simply is not enough room.
>>676002816
I just do a lot of heavy lifting. That and walking a few miles a day around the plant.
>>676001916
>You fap to cute stuff don't you squidward.
>>676003100
Heavy, awkward, intermittent lifting?
>>676003369
Well I'm not having shower sex with your mom, so no.
>>676003663
Sounds like your job is about as much fun as that would be.
i want to play more league
but playing alone is terrible
Bump for moar girly boys
>>676003939
Too much Easter stuff for me to play.
>>676002662
asking for tips on how to shave better and have a smoother butt is not asking how to clean ass
>>676004022
>>676004069
eh, it's alright
i'll probably just go play the division or something
>>676003874
Jobs aren't fun, dork.
>>676004202
Arguably the even sadder option without friends.
>>676004292
I never said they were.
>>676004292
guns aren't fun
>>676004388
i usually just matchmake for the daily and challenge mode missions or until i get a darkzone group that's not shit
>>676004516
Depends on if you like shooting unarmed black teens.
>>676004571
The Division just looks so boring to me. I loved Borderlands, though.
>>676004746
it's all based on personal preference
i love the division and borderlands
>>676004818
Yes, I did figure out that whether I like something or not is dependent on whether or not I like that thing.
>>676005069
it's a great life lesson
Right up there with "eat the yellow snow."
yes
>>676005349
If only every panel of that comic was free of dialog...
>>676005563
Why do you think I only have this one saved.
>>676005828
I never considered that you thought about anything.
>>676005953
>diapers
tea and water are unquestionably god tier, i'm sorry
unless you measure solely by sugar/aspartame content
>>676006015
Adult incontinence is no laughing matter.
>>676006018
I'm mad I agree with an undertalefag on something.
>>676006105
smh
Cider is the real good stuff.
alcoholic or non alcoholic
both
>>676006466
Non alcoholic. Anything that's alcoholic that tastes good tastes good in spite of the alcohol content, not because of it.
Captcha: Cum FRANKS
>>676006361
weed is better at the moment...
>>676006260
You really shouldn't be surprised.
>>676006466
Alcoholic. Always.
>>676006686
Weed is stupid.
>>676006686
i've been trying to find some to buy all day
nobody in my town that i know has any
>>676006792
A thinking plant...
i agree tea and water are best
i'm just bored and my debating skills are very limited.
>>676007015
It's not thinking that hard.
>>676006802
I succeeded to find and it feels nice...
to the store I go
>>676007189
Good luck buying every case of mountain dew that they have.
he only drinks tea and water
>>676007562
Mountain Dew is just water mixed with tea.
>>676006686
>smoking the herbal jew
i do not think that is what mountain dew is
>>676007654
feels good man
mountain dew is the nectar of the gods
>>676008015
Of course it is, don't be silly.
mountain dew
more like, mountain POO
Actually I like mountain dew. Especially mountain dew code red.
Sprite > Mountain Doo
where my coca cola bros at
>>676008436
i tried all of them and i liked the red one the least.
The standard one is still my favorite soda, though.
>>676008649
coca cola is good too
>>676008649
The one and only truly acceptable soft drink choice.
do flavored coke boys count
w-where my diet coca cola bros at
>>676008649
Regular, cherry, and vanilla drinker over here. GOAT soda.
It's kind of the same thing, but we all know coke zero is what you should be saying. I always have a case in my fridge. I will run out of food before I run out of coke zero, and that is often the case.
Oh, and exotic Fanta is pretty good, too.
I love pho
