#rekt
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
#rekt
>>675960496
>>675960563
Fucking hell...
>>675960496
Fuuuuck, that was crazy
Seeing people die is so fucking boring, but this was special.
>>675960496
>>675960563
holy shit
never seen this one
>>675960496
I wish it was the cowboy instead of the horse.
>>675960955
Damn nature you scurry
>>675960563
>>675960496
Fuckin shit
>>675960955
Am I the only one who finds the zebra stuffing his guts back in funny?
>>675960563
I hope those monkeys watching this were pleased with themselves. Someone should have been ready to shoot the poor fucker.
>>675960955
Weight loss program...
>>675961420
wait, where did the white car go?
I've been looking at this webm for 5 minutes and I don't see where it lands.
>>675960496
wah that poor horse :(
>>675961420
where did that person come from? the white car?
>>675961823
It went to the wonderful land of Oz
>>675961060
Moar Fedoras getting maimed!
>>675961823
Oz
>>675961823
>where did the white car go?
up
>>675961224
Looks like one of those gas powered cookers that they have on the front of pushbikes in some Asian countries. They serve meals from the things...but safety? Fuck, I saw one in the outskirts of Beijing that has a gas cylinder mounted BESIDE the fucking grill which was flaming away as the slope was cooking some pork dish with big flames licking up maybe ten centimeters from the cylinder.
I didn't hang around...
>>675961823
Don't think it ever let go.
>>675961928
>moar fedoras getting maimed
That man isn't wearing a fedora
>>675961420
Guy in the camera car would be thinking "That's what you get for not giving way to me, fucker..."
>>675961823
it keeps going forward and hits a pole you can see its break lights at the end
It's ok to watch stupid people die... they deserve it. But when stupid people make horses die... man... that shit is tough to watch
>>675962167
"The one time some asshole fucks me over and it saves my ride."
>>675961823
If you look carefully at the center of the screen, you can see the red taillights about 200 yards down the road. It looks like the white car hit a tree.
I think the guy on the ground was the driver of the car and he jumped out at the very last second.
>>675961971
>le Trump is a retard with an IQ of 156 meme
Go educate yourself, anon.
>>675961273
this one is getting a bit boring now
>>675961823
I snorted audibly when I read your file name. lmao.
>>675962324
>200 yards
Tits or get the fuck out.
>can't measure worth a shit.
>>675962633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yLiwzCm7H8
>>675962437
>tour de troit
>>675961823
circled in red
>>675962409
I have. That's how I know to never ever ever vote for Trumpie
>>675961060
What exactly is that thing
>>675961710
Yes you faggot
>>675963202
Natural Selection
>>675963202
He gets flattened...right?
>>675962662
>>675960496
that doge is fucking mad at the horse
>>675963371
Whoa...the ones who ran to the left...
>>675963493
Yeah but what is the purpose of that machine
>>675963655
Just got to love foreign law enforcement sometimes.
>>675963835
Just making sure. I think it might be used for rolling sheet metal. Maybe.
Had something similar looking in shop class a few years back.
>>675960496
Is he ok now ?
>>675963202
nerve gas
>>675964094
>>675964165
nerve gas?
>>675960563
fucking hell, it steped on its own guts >_< fuuuuk
>>675961224
China, safety first, that's their motto.
>>675964046
Thanks. I wonder why that clown would even attempt to touch it...
>>675962409
>IQ of 156
Is that what he said?
>>675964165
Oh shit he got nerve gased!
>>675963812
What
>>675960496
"Say Billy, wanna go see a Rodeo?"
"Sure pop, that sounds swell!"
>>675960563
"Just keep that camera on on the entrails, Bud"
>>675961710
No-one in their right mind would find such a majestic beast in pain funny.
>>675964102
wtf story. why didn't anyone try to help?
>>675963812
How in the fuck did the guy in the robe not get shot?
>>675964354
Welcome to Australia...let me sing you the song of my people. Hint: it's sung in the key of "screaming"...
>>675961710
It's one thing to not be sensitive to it and not really give a fuck. I'm scurred of it because that shit could happen to me, there are alligators where I live. You're a little bit of an edgy faggot.
>>675963655
>tape on glass
They only just got those windows replaced
>>675964721
It's the story if what one man will do to get an oscar.
>>675964102
da fuq is that? Is that a bear?
>>675964840
Yo look at that hero cat
>>675961971
>156 IQ
>No brain
What does this say about you?
>>675960563
did it survive? I hope hes okay
>>675960563
Fucking spics.
Animal abusing doping bastard.
"cough" Nadal "cough"
>>675963011
>I've been "educated" that's why I'm voting for freeshitlmao man
>>675961060
>Yeah, just let me put my hand on this working industrial machine
Seems like a good idea.
>>675964840
Best cat ever.
>>675963011
of course not. you'll vote for your local representative who will then put their own vote in for whoever they want
>>675964770
Rubber bullets? Looked like law enforcement, and the guy that took most of the shots still had his hands up
>>675961865
Isn't getting in your car the absolute last thing you should do if there's a tornado
>>675964623
If you have a right mind you're on the wrong site bud.
>>675965020
that Trump is a fake.
>>675965127
a reason to respect your elders.
>>675965102
that's right.
>>675961865
I'll still never understand why people who live in tornado prone areas live in flimsy wooden structures. Insurance premiums must be through the roof
>>675964682
i dont get it... did he just dislocate both arms?
>>675965127
that filled me with joy
>>675965407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzBNh-K6_WY
>>675961223
yeah, but first get rid of that cum on your lips
>>675960496
>>675960563
After I put down my horse for mercy, that'd be a dead fucking bull.
Bitch would be steak after that.
>>675965381
You should just take the stairs whenever you can.
>>675964365
>freeshit
Is that what he said to sway you?
>>675965381
lol soz m8
>>675960496
hahah owww yeah fuck that dumbass horse.
look at that stupid shit animal. god damn i hate horses. AHAHAH die motherfucker weeeeeee
>>675964488
>>675964770
it was a sting operation, the robbers were robbing people through ebay or something, the guy was wearing a vest(i assume) and the cops used rubber bullets
>>675961420
But what happened to the two grey cars in front of the white car (that crashed into the trees) ??
>>675965385
It costs more to build a tornado proof house. Most people are content with hiding in the basement and rebuilding every year.
>>675960563
jesus just kill the fuckin animal
>>675961734
stfu you lil bitch. this is real world you gay ass cunt. my little pony doesnt show reality
>>675965381
damn, what did this girl do to get fucked up like this?
>>675965650
super good bait
>>675965725
>basements
>america
not that common. I mean just look at that picture, there's no basements there. and a concrete house still won't cost twice the price of a wooden one, which is what you'll be paying after a tornado knocks down your shitty little home
>>675962437
fucking filename
>>675965596
That would really hurt your balls.
by the reactions of anons here this place really has become >50% tumblr.
fuck you guys
>>675965764
You have this stuff and you honestly think you aren't the deluded one?
>>675965545
Reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqTXXK34D84
>>675965833
wat?
no no, im not 12 or from le 9gag like most people ITT
>>675965748
Wrong fucking cookies Grandma, how many times do I have to fucking tell you!
>>675965407
yep, right the wrong way EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>675965764
>using negative stereotypes of homosexuals to promote their pro-homo candidate (bernie or hillary)
>>675965869
is that his fucking tooth hanging out of his mouth?
>>675965869
why
Anyone have the one in a club where they spray that coloured powder paint, but it ignites and sets the dance floor on fire?
>>675964623
hahhaahhaaha
>>675965764
>>675964354
fuck man better use a flamethrower next time
>>675964840
Fuck yea cat. imma go play with my cat. brb.
>>675966112
can't tell, might be teeth or shreds of dead skin
yeah, probably teeth though
>>675965381
story??
>>675965313
hahha get fucking shrekt bitch
>>675966214
just found the youtube vid. already exited, too lazy to post here. Just blew his top lip off.
>>675965835
>Implying every american home doesn't have a basement.
They're so common in america.
>>675963202
DAMN HE GOT REKT
That is a printing press...for what I cant tell...but those rollers are about 1500-2000 lbs each and the material that travels thru does so with only about a 1/16 in gap....so yeah that guy got squished like a toothpaste tube
>>675960563
>>675960496
dumb hicks probably are rock hard
>>675965835
Are you retarded? Most homes do have basements. To say they don't is honestly autistic, unless you mean trailers, in which case you're even more retarded for actually falling for stereotypes about americans. I've visited America before, you should try it and maybe you'll shed a little bit of your autism.
>>675965869
What the fuck did you think was going to happen, idiot...?
>>675965035
Fuck yea. i conceal carry every day and seeing a win like this motivates me to continue.
>>675964354
that's a wolf spider
so not poisonous
>>675964840
this is why we have caturday
>>675965820
gave birth to a rival dealer
>>675966625
Sauce?
>>675966625
Filename should've been "Arguing with /pol/"
>>675965262
Made in china
>>675964998
He lived
>>675966135
Why not?
>>675966693
boss fight from halo 2.
>>675961605
imagine if i had a real weapon
>>675966143
https://youtu.be/YTCLZt5mjQc
A favourite of mine, instant carnage
>>675966496
Just remember to use your co-workers as human shields.
>>675965939
it has always been like this. the only thing that has changed is your increased maturity.
>baby's all grow'd up
>>675963910
crazy.
>>675966773
why
It's a movie called Dead Snow 2, anon. It's a great movie.
>>675965596
was the elevator equipped with nerve gas?
>>675965262
name made me nearly lose
>>675960496
lamborghini vs ferrari.
fuck that stupid horse and feel the power of the bull!
>>675966712
something to do with nazi zombies in a movie i think
>>675965595
kill the person responsible for this. thats what happens if you fuck with a bull. beautiful and strong animals. but ugly horse.
>>675966931
No one actually got rekt.
>>675966149
Holy Shit...I laughed my ass off at that one.....ol boy just popped that horses melon
>>675965381
niggers in their natural habits
>>675965807
kill yourself redneck
>>675966712
dead snow 2
>>675966488
Life lesson to never lick your sack in the street.
>>675967085
I've seen a lot of cruel things here... But this... This is a new level.
>>675966693
>Not posting it with sound
>>675966412
aww, I was hoping the guy in the white car would crash and die
>>675960563
Yah at that point someone should have got a large gauge shotgun and put the horse out of its misery. Seriously.
As for the bull, the bull was doing EXACTLY what it should have. Exactly what it had been trained to do. The Bull is not to blame, its the people running this bullshit.
>>675966906
Because I'm Johnny Knocksville, and this is Jackass.
>>675964300
i think the rails are electrified
>>675967276
>thinking you can post webm's with sound on /b/
>>675961273
this will be my favourit forever idk why
>>675966149
most humane way to do it honestly.
>>675964682
>filename
superkek.jpeg
>>675963910
Love the way he pulls him back with the knife
>>675961060
How come that there's no blood on the roller?
>>675961420
We're not in Kansas anymore Toto
>>675964940
>meteor
are you fucking retarded?
>>675966967
>>675961060
This,
https://youtu.be/qtKOPF0NyHg?t=11
https://youtu.be/QqvWxS719W8
This one's a slow burner, fucking terrifying though
>>675967366
Did he die?
Watch while you can /bros. Some fucker from reddit has been flagging them all for removal. Son I am disappoint.
https://youtu.be/hyzfxLrcfYA
https://youtu.be/ZbyfvR6Go0U
https://youtu.be/NEXwpg_2jWA
https://youtu.be/y63SEPF-SrM
https://youtu.be/F0IsmuOTCaI
https://youtu.be/ub51dcJ1ZBg
https://youtu.be/aB16oRbno7U
https://youtu.be/3oRBo8frtQI
>>675968030
Any fall above 10m is statistically fatal.
>>675965596
wow you see him dying slowly. getting no blood in his head
>>675960496
>>675967841
dude, wtf
>>675960563
Why didn't someone shoot it and put it out of it's misery?
>>675966693
just a normal day in murrica
fuck yeah
>>675968030
no he didn't. look up base jump fail on youtube.
>>675965807
>hey cousin, let's fug :-DDD and then shoot some innocent people XDDD :-DDD
>>675967916
They found rare minerals from Jupiter in that meteorite.
>>675967841
>>675968045
That guy's right. Children do use Youtube, asshole.
I'm going to report all of these vids too.
>>675968165
it's not murica, not everyone has guns in other countrys.
>>675966625
Did nazi that comming
>>675967916
you are stupid faggot, google the date
>>675961605
nice plot twist.
kek
backstory: students crossing dry river bed in India discover it's really the outlet channel for a hyderoelectric plant when the plant operators open the sluices without sounding a warning alarm
>>675965725
it costs more to build a tornado
>>675964849
what a fucking moran why the fuck are you jumping in
>>675961060
you can clearly see brain falling out of his pressed head at the very end of the scene
>>675961060
The hat is ok.
>>675966496
unfortunately here in brazil we can carry, this guy in the video is a off duty cop
>>675966693
'MURRICA!!! FUK YEH!!
>>675964940
when the meteor nearly topples onto the car, I bet a little bit of poopy came out
>>675968500
cant*
>>675968454
survive?
>>675968608
i dont think so
>>675965381
my thoeri is that the girl cheated on one of them
>>675968608
24 drowned
http://www.hindustantimes.com/india/himachal-24-engineering-students-from-hyderabad-feared-drowned-in-river-beas/story-CmQ85tGkAEYrGFceITH6FK.html
Welp, it's now 7:30cst so I should be getting to work. Thanks for the past 2 hours guys, been great.
>>675966773
MOOOOOORE!!!! of dumbasses
>>675961060
>>675965869
what a fucking count how stupid can you be for you to be this
>>675965035
wtf happened, like how did he miss all those shots
He was basically at point blank range
>>675966488
its only funny if they are humons
>>675968792
>>675964849
>filename: lion
>lion
>>675960955
Retard jumped around and shook his organs out.
>>675969095
I am given to understand that the caucasian gentleman offed two nignogs
>>675968030
Actually he didnt die. I've seen the full report some time back.
>>675968347
>>675961060
Read about that guy some time ago. He was all over the newspaper.
>>675969073
the driver actually survived that shit
this happened near my home town
>>675969095
If you're not both trained and keeping up with your training, you're panick firing and it's really fucking easy to miss. Also might have never been in that situation before...
but...why the fuck are he and the guy he's with wearing cat eyes on what looks like civilian clothing?
>>675968500
that suck. im sorry to hear you cant carry. people give us Americans so much shit for not giving up our guns but we have a damn good reason to need them. lucky that cop was there.
>>675963910
Actually made me a bit agitated .. what If I was ever put in that situation .. fighting for my life and the other guy had a knife.. all it takes is one stab from him and im done
>>675966693
feminism
>>675969413
>>675967841
danm man
>>675961060
Feed me!!!!!!
>>675967841
kickin and punching infant 30 times
>>675966941
Your probaly high.........
>>675969413
The worst part about these threads is all the cringe-inducing filenames thought up by 14-year-olds
>>675962437
jesus filename
>>675967085
mygod
>>675969214
>The parents were given 20 dollars in compensation
>They had to share it
Fucking kek.
>>675969590
>>675968491
"Shhh...just let yourself slip below the water...it will all be over soon....'
>>675968347
no scientific evidence it harms children.
>>675968080
Kek
>>675969589
The misogyny is ridiculous. I hope she pressed charges
>>675966879
Justice. That made my day.
>>675969713
Man, Jimmy Fallon really needs to hit the gym...
>>675965595
Yeah let's kill the slave animal that was forced to entertain and felt threatened
Put a bullet in the fucking scum "cowboy" faggots that think this shit is entertaining
>>675965820
>>675966238
>>675965381
cant remember entire thing but something drug related
she wnet missing and family was looking for her, she got involved with drug trade and fucked up
>>675969668
saved this as "surprise orgasm"
>>675969876
I agree, shoot the fucking cowboy
>>675960496
i dont understand why such stupitidy exzist this is fking medievel entertaiment
>>675969338
Jeeeeeeeeeesus fucking christ I thought this was a rekt thread not YLYL. fucking kex
>>675965329
these are a bunch of fags
>>675970079
>why such stupitidy exzist
>medievel
>>675970082
>>675965647
fuck, that fear..
>>675970109
u r mum are a bunch of fags
>>675970112
Thats not a lion, its a puma!
>>675969668
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
