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CIVILIZATION THREAD a dude, a dude with a red hat and Rufus

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CIVILIZATION THREAD

a dude, a dude with a red hat and Rufus the dog wake up in a field

Dubs decides
>Don't do anything impossible
>Don't kill everyone
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>>675958020
Put the dog on the tree
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>>675958020
They find raptors.
They mate with them.
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>>675958125
Have a threesome with the dog on the tree
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>>675958020
Build a treehouse
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>>675958020
Meditate until you achieve one with the universe

Kill yourself, therefore the universe.
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>>675958274
Every thread

I respect your persistence
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Start making the pyramid their actual home
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>>675958385
Then rape the dog in the pyramid
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>>675958020
the other team of worms show up and you get ready for a battle
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>>675958427
Then make the dog rape the raptors!
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>>675958385
It's a mountain, not a pyramid

Or is it? I guess that depends on who rolls dubs
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>>>>675958020
Roll for red hat to suck off dog, if sucess start dog semen trade route to local village.
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>>675958020
Give up personal sacrifices for lent, breaking the system and becoming God.
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Next image shows that the sun is actually a gigantic lemon.
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>>675958479
>not knowing how it works
welcome brah
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>>675958501
Reroll
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>>675958533
Winrar
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>>675958533
FOOD FOR THE CIVILIZATION
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>>675958501
Reroll
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>>675958501
Reroll
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>>675958501
Rolling
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>>675958751
Reroll
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>>675958533
The giant sky lemon is revealed
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>>675958429
Rolling for this
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>>675958540
please explain to me then
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>>675958429
Roll
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>>675958844
Like most of people they are fucking idiots so they start praying to the holy lemon, they even make "PRAISE THE LEMON" with which they build a succesfull t-shirt company inside the pyramid.
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Doge finds a big booty bitch and they make a lot of puppers.
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>>675958988
PRAISE THE LEMON t-shirts*
also i got dubs once again so winrar
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>>675958844
The sun lemon is actually a raptor and rapes the dog
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>>675958988
Winrar
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>>675958501
Rolling for the semen route
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Sit in the moment
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>>675958501
Roll
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>>675958501
Rolling for this
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>>675958844
Finds village of Jews and starts construction of a camp called treblinka
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>>675958844
The lemon is intensely radioactive, the people mutate
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Op get autism
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>>675958988
Praise his citrus
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>>675959391
Time passes, they are billionares now but this is where our story only starts.
The red hat guy gets lonely even with all the whores he gets and seeks for a real love.
Only logical love partner is his childhood friend (the guy without the hat).
Under the tree where it all started, red-hat guy aranges a meeting where he, without any words spoken, kisses his bi-curious friend.
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>>675959391
Find a village of dirty lime worshippers
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>>675959277
Kek
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>>675959546
reroll
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Niggers
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>>675959555
Nice trips
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>>675959711
Winrar
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Rufus learns how to masturbate, and can't stop masturbating
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>>675960007
Woody got wood
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lel
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>>675960156
dog eats the nigger and then proceeds to lick red-hat guy's wounded penis.
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>>675960156
Nigger rapes them all and eats their nipples
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They find lemon worshipping niggers
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>>675960156
Nigger starts a watermelon factory
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>>675960420
the bottom nigger is actually a gigantic worm, he eats the lemon so the t-shirt buisness dies, everyone blames the company owners (red-hat guy and no-hat guy) for this disaster so they crocify them on the tree (they are still alive at this moment)
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>>675960480
>>675960540
congratulations
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>>675960420
MY DUB 77s WERE IGNORED, MUTATE THOSE FAGGOT NOW!
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>>675960602
I'm a nigger now I guess
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>>675960420
Chop down their only tree.
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mehh
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>>675960602
haaha nigger fuck off
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The doge finds a bitch and makes puppers
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>>675960749
I don't trust you
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>>675960661
no hat grows giant legs, making him run fast and jump high

red hat grows a second head, doubling his intelligence

Rufus grows wings and gets bigger
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>>675960749
get outta here fuckin stingray
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>>675961111
checked

also build a well
because reasons
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>>675961111
Become the leader of the lemon Niggers.
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eat one of the niggers, get the rest to worship as afterlife demon
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Guy dies. Becomes a dog country
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lemon starts transforming into juice
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some scary shit happens
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EY FUCKING OP.
CAN YOU AT LEAST ATTACH REPLIES TO THE DUBS/TRIPS/QUADS THAT YOU'RE DRAWING.
Thanks, fag. Love you lots.
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Rufus eats a nigger
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Niggers dig a well for the Superior Lemon People
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They should make a Lemon party
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Rufus conbust
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>>675962211
Notice the doubles senpai
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op is long gone and didn't even see the dubs
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People find nuke in the bottom of the pyramid
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Giga Nigga emerges from the ground
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>>675958020
Ancient egyptian cursed mummy comes and does anal with the dude with the red hat and takes him in hist ancient tomb with him.
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>>675958020
Nothing happens. EVER!
The end.
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>>675961356
We can't follow your advice
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The niggers are lynched on the tree
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