CIVILIZATION THREAD
You, a man in a santa hat, and shaqueefa wake up in the wild, the sun is setting...
>Dubs decides what they do next
>dont do stuff that isn't possible
>you can't just kill everyone
>>675952229
They're raptorfags, and hunger for raptor pussy.
They go in search for female raptors.
>>675952229
commence the digging
rub ass on cactus
Make hitler.
>>675952613
Roll
The nigger FUCKS the cactus
>>675952655
Winrar
Kill shaqueefa to use her as a taun taun for the night
>>675952229
They sacrifice Hitler and Santa guy to the Blood God
>>675952229
Kill the black person for food.
>>675952749
Unsatisfied with the lack of anti-semetism, you take on the role of hitler
>>675952860
Rerolling
>>675952476
+1 to this, reroll.
>>675952888
Cactuses can be harvested for water, so do that.
>>675952888
A wall is built, shaqueefa is killed
>>675952888
Kill the black and Santa and go off to find a new group of Aryans
The three carve a gigantic swastika in top of the mountain in the distance.
>>675952888
Order one of the two to harvest what they can from the nearby cactus. Order the other one to build shelter out of grass. Don't get involved. You might do something wrong, and Hitler never did anything wrong.
>>675952229
search for wood/forest
drink nigger blood for water
>>675953044
Winrar baby
>>675952888
Make the black one a slave, send him out to find some cotton.
>>675952229
search for wood/forest
drink nigger blood for water (because hes the minority)
>>675953288
Eat shaqueefa
>>675952888
Walk towards the mountain to find a cave, to sleep in for the night.
>>675953288
A group of invaders attempt to attack, but are trapped outside the wall
>>675953288
Kill Santa and then yell at the top of our lungs for new white people
>>675953288
fuck shaqueefa's deadbody
>>675953313
roll
Use Shaqyeefa's blood to draw a swastika on the mountainx
>>675952476
Fucking reroll, need to see this.
>>675953044
>>675953366
I'm on a roll
>>675953366
Winrar
>>675953383
roll
>>675953452
Reroll AGAIN.
>>675953443
Reroll
>>675953288
A old female walks by and knocks on the wall, the survivors let the female in.
>>675952476
FUCKING REROLL 10/10
>>675953523
roll
piss and shit on shaqueefa's remains and bury her to fertilize (begin farming using shaqueefa and your fecal matter as fertilizer)
>>675953566
All he'll breaks loose as wwiii starts between niggers and hitler Jr.
>>675952476
ROLLING
>>675953566
The group inside the wall pays the mud people outside to build a defense tower on the wall
>>675953566
The wall is built ten feet higher and a swastika is painted on the mountain
The invaders stick around and start building a ramp out of sand
>>675953711
Winner
>>675953711
I KEEP GETTING DUBS WHAT IS THIS
>>675952476
JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE ARE BEGGING FOR THIS!
REROLL! I NEED RAPTORS IN MY LIFE!
>>675953711
Win
Invaders break the wall
>>675953711
the sun sets, shaqueefas body is decomposing quickly, The wall gets built 10 feet higher, Santa has been sent to go paint a swastika
>>675954013
Fuck shaqueefas body and then build the wall even higher
>>675953733
>>675953733
>>675953733
The fuck OP
Dubs guy appear and kill the invaders
>>675954013
LETS GET DUBS 4 TIMES IN A ROW
THROW HER BODY OVER, THE INVADERS START TO GET SICK FROM THE BODY
WALL 10 FEET HIGHER
>>675954013
Santa returned from mountain, he find 2 bitches and pack of dildos
>>675954104
Roll
>>675954126
Roll
>>675954094
sorry, nobody pointed it out man, no hard feelings
>>675954087
Reroll
Death camp is built for those outside the wall. The body is finally buried and she rests in peace
>>675954126
>tfw my dubs streak ends
>>675954277
Looks like your streak is back on Mr.
Attackers order spiderman to tear down that wall.
>>675954333
>>675952476
Reroll I need this.
>>675954166
weiner
build a house
and all the invaders die of death
>>675954333
Fuck shaqueefas body and then throw it over the wall at the invaders
>>675954434
reroll
Santa gets back from mountain, but not alone, he find cursed witch
>>675954277
we throw the diseased nigger over the wall, Santa is back from his swatika painting mission
>>675954447
Reroll
>>675954758
Also he brought back some weed
>>675954333
he opens the wall and welcomes his new citizens with love. together they build a new state without hate and they rule the world in fairness
joke
hitler tosses a granade over the wall
>>675954798
Roll
>>675954758
Hitler fucks Santa and gives birth to male Aryan
>>675954929
Look at the image closer, he already has the weed
Santa man brings back weapons from isis.
>>675954758
rush santa to find some small branches to build a shelter for Führer
>>675954981
roll
>>675954758
the dead nigger reanimates and a zombie outbreak happens on the other side of the wall
10 feet higher
>>675954981
reroll
>>675954758
10 feminists attack santa
Santa betrays Hitler and digs a tunnel under the wall to let the invaders through
>>675954419
Reroll for raptor
>>675955200
Winrar
>>675955200
hitler kills santa before he finished the hole, fills it back in on the body
>>675955337
never lucky
Hitler makes recruits an army via smoke signal.
>>675955200
The invaders die of disease before they reach it to the holy lands, adolf in a fit of rage raped and killed santa
>>675955433
False! You are lucky.
>>675955548
aliens show up!
>>675955548
ISIS nukes santa
>>675955639
rerawl :3
>>675955610
reroll
>>675955639
lmao reroll
>>675955700
and we have a winrar
the people make a house made from dirt and sticks and rocks
>>675955548
Hitler leaves to find a group of new Aryans
>>675955548
The mountain turns out to be an erupting volcano forcing Hitler to switch sides and starting at the bottom of the chain again.
>>675955746
roll
>>675955746
reroll
they make house of dirt
>>675955889
reroll
>>675952229
Almost quads
>>675952888
Trips
>>675953288
Dubs
>>675953566
Dubs
>>675954333
Trips
OP, you sir are gifted.
>>675955700
hitler dodges the mini-nuke
>>675955939
rereroll. i want this fucking house
>>675955754
rerroll
>>675955754
reroll
>>675956001
damn it feels good
>>675956155
aw shit nigga
>>675956155
winrar
Hitler meets a friend named Heinrich
everybody dies and stuff that isn't possible happens
Hitler creates an army
Stalin invades meinland and hitler flees to argentina
sharpie in pooper
>>675956438
Reroll
Evil Bolsheviks arrive and form a village on top of the volcano
make a mud house
>>675956713
rell
>>675956268
roll
>>675956713
rerollerino
>>675956155
hitler packs his shit and sees a sign
>>675956008
>>675956155
sneak in using a trojan horse and kill the remaining people as they sleep
he arrives at the Tsar's palace
>>675956898
Contact putin, ask if he needs assistance in killing off the fucking corrupted jewish political bastards
>>675956898
Hitler is ambushed by a pack of sand niggers but rapes them all
Hitler comes in contact with Putin
hitler decides he's a girl now and changes name to hillary and runs for president in the u.s.
>>675957266
L M A O
>>675952229
kill the nigger and eat the cactus
>>675957266
FUCKING he'll no!
>>675957266
fuck you mang
he goes back to the safety of the walls and makes a house and eats grass
>>675957444
Trips overrides that prick
>>675957444
trips overides, op plz no, I dont want this glory to end yet!
also he uses the weed to buy a new minion
>>675957510
>>675957510
roll for the grass
Hitler decides to chop off his penis
>>675957510
reroll for grass and house
SAGE
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>>675957981
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>675958074
what
>>675957612
hitler trades his weed for a gun and some ammo
>>675958322
Winrar
>>675958074
Haven't seen this for a while kek
Is op kill?
>>675958932
No, just fag
I think op died with shillary
>>675958989
Ok, maybe not fag
RIP OP
