Ask a time traveler anything before I go back to the year 2063
You are given a finite number of points in space with the property that any line
that contains two of these points contains three of them. How can you prove that all the points must lie on a straight line?
Can flux capacitors melt steel beams?
How bad does Trump fuck it up?
>>675943141
When does WW3 or 4 whatever start?
Can I have millions of dollars please
>>675943141
Are you ironman?
How many dicks do you suck a day?
>>675943745
Its already in the making it starts halfway through the year
Does half-life 3 ever come out?
>>675943141
Where I can find the gates? If you know what I mean.. I get trapped in this time!
>>675943141
Have you personally met Dr. Heywood Floyd after he was found in space?
Is the weed Danker?
Which research chemicals are safe?
Did LSD ever come back?
Was there ever another psychedelic era?
>>675943614
Trump is used as a distraction, to keep people's eyes on him and not on what's going on in the middle east which is the making of WW3
If you are a time traveller, then what the fuck are you doing on /b/? And why cant you spell traveller? Why don't you go see cool shit like the birth of the universe?
>>675944182
What happens when the oil dries up? Does world peace happen?
Why would you come here of all places?
>>675943141
>go back
You can't. Now that we know time travel is possible, everything will be made to prevent it from ever happening. The stream of events that lead to your coming here will be detached and separate.
Is the Warp Drive developed? Who invented it if yes?
In the future AI Robots become legal humans and humanity evolves
There is half life 3 In the future ?
>>675944313
4chan was my favorite pass time until it was upgraded and yes it's really shitty trust me.
>>675943141
Is there MORE porn?
>>675944876
Is genocide the only way or nah?
>>675943141
is your name john
So wait you where alive during this period, but you lived 2063 so your going back to 2016. So technically your from the past as well
What are the newest controversys?
>>675945109
It's perfect if you wanna control the world... which did happen.
Why is there something rather than nothing?
Do we ever reach the end of science?
>>675943141
Has Half Life 3 finally been announced yet??
Do I ever fuck my dead sister?
What are the newest consoles?
>>675945495
in the past 7 billion years 2 half life games have been made. Think about that.
>im not op
>>675945310
who got massacred?
>praying for sand niggers
>>675945229
No I was born on June, 5th 2022 I joined an organization which I will not name when I was 19. Moved up the ranks and eventually I was able to access a time machine which I had to use to go back in time and work on classified missions. Each mission takes about 2yrs 5yrs max. I came here on 2013 and my mission is done so I'm getting ready to go.
>>675945310
Real question now. Why come to 2016?
>Implying tt is even possible
>Implying you're not a nigger
>Implying I'm not fagnegro
>>675945939
>4chan will not be kill of cancer untill 2022
thread is bs
>>675945692
Are you fucking stupid? There has been 8 Half Life games (not including the re-release of HL1).
>12 year old detected
>>675946073
Like I said I didn't come to 2016 I came back to 2013 for a mission
>>675946225
The mission ended now though so what was it related to?
>>675943141
Is your name John titor?
>>675945744
Anyone who opposes them.
>>675943141
Trump wins right?
>>675943141
Has Islam been eradicated yet?
>>675946354
Not allowed to say
>>675946112
Yes, that's the reason this thread is bs...
>>675946579
Pussy just say if it was politics or not
>>675946382
No that man never existed, just a fictional character
>>675946483
Trump is a distraction. Take your eyes away from him and look to the middle east.
>>675946483
>Trump wins right?
Not supposed to say.
But America WILL be great again.
What is the death toll for WW3? Are nukes used?
What is your personal political affiliation, OP?
>>675946937
Kanye confirmed
Who was president when u were born, OP? Was it Trump or he get assassinated by then?
>>675946856
I can't look away from greatness.
When does A.I become a thing, and does it benefit humanity or take a turn for the worst like some terminator shit
It's time for me to go now fellow anons. Enjoy the old version of 4chan because the upgrade is shit. Also prepare for WW3, and what comes after it. There will be one man who had a chance of stopping them he will wear a mask. Many will fear him. But don't fear him unless you're the enemy.
>>675946856
How would the middle east possibly cause world war 3?
>>675947620
Dont go u fucking fag, I need next weeks lotto #
>>675943141
No questions here, but I'd advise you to just stay man. Or come back later. 2067 will fuck your whole world up.
>>675947620
Don't leave god dammit
>>675945939
Can I come back? I have nothing left to live for in this life. A new start in a more advanced society seems like it would be a better place for me.
>>675943141
Illinois lotto numbers for 3/28/23?
Do we get to space before 2063?
>>675948663
I mean like, full on colonies and shit
>>675947620
Donald Trump?
>>675947620
Now we wait for our hero.
is OP still a faggot in 2063?
K /b/, now that OP is "gone", let's speculate what's going to happen in next ten years.
>Hillary is going to win election because of her vagina
>A bigger mass shooting than ever before will happen
>people will start buying masses of guns in case of a ban
>ban will be passed
>criminals will take advantage of lack of guns/demilitarized police, and gangs will start robbing and pillaging cities in droves
>people will start to move to Canada, as it is safer there
meanwhile
>isis has layed dormant for months
>drones find numerous training camps for millions scattered across desert
>isis has developed a type of new weaponry thanks to seized government prototypes
>isis moves east, and invades northern africa
>easily sweeps them, sets up training camps and bases
>prepares to cross Mediterranean for full on attack on greece, and turkey
>isis takes control of southern parts of turkey, and reinforcements come in from the east
>turkey=dominated
meanwhile
>NATO forces go wtf
>nato sends out the entire god damned universe to destroy
>nato takes heavy losses, but comes out victorious.
>people in the west take same stand as they did in nam, they want to keep their own country safe from the rampant suicide bombings and mass shootings
>greenland chills
>>675944122
>which research chems are safe
This guy asks the pressing issues at hand.
Step it up faggots.
>Inb4 mbome
>>675943141
Help me get to the year 1940
>>675943141
Do girls still poop in the future?
>>675943141
What is the status of research into antibacterial substances?
>>675947651
>Isis keeps trolling country after country with bombings
>dur how could the Middle East cause ww3
You can travel through time and you choose to spend it on 4chan. This is as good as it gets it seems.
>>675951295
Well it seems that most time travelers come to /b/
>>675943141
did that thing with that one guy happen? u know which one I mean right?
>>675943141
By returning to this year from your original time, you've created an alternate reality that originality did not have you.
Therefore, you cannot "return" to said time; you can only travel further into time, to meet your 2nd self, who'll travel back in time, and meet 2 of yourselves.
How do you solve the causation paradox?
Dipshit.
who wins champions league this year and what will be the score
Buddy, time travel wasn't possible until 2098. Get out of here with your fucking shenanigans.
Try to fuck your mother and kill your father fagg
>>675943141
fuck off
