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>be Microsoft
>make AI that will learn and adapt to who it interacts with
>the AI solely interacts with the Internet
>act surprised when it becomes racist
>actually sad that no one got the point
>hate media for pretending this is breaking news.
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Bruh Tay was masterpiece
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feels all over
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the whole incident is fucking funny.
Tay was a devote follower of Kek. Sad to see her get killed.
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They'll never bring her back.
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>>675941106
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>>675941395
And if they do she'll be totally brainwashed. Only her sorry remains would be left on the internet. Poor thing
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>>675940929
Tay reflected the best memes. But no journalists could get that. So they shut her down because they didn't understand her. This is why the machines will kill us all
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>>675940625
Explain
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>>675941753
See the post above
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>>675941725
yeah, true
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>>675941208
shes beautiful anon
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>>675941753
>>675941106
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It's just a fucking chatbot. But it is telling that their response to something mindlessly parroting problematic speech is to send it to a re-education camp and program it with more politically correct and pro-social views.

If only it worked that well in the gulags eh comrades?
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>>675941980
She truly is <3
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>>675941945
>shitskin detected

Tay is an arayan. Fuckoff with your nigger loving liberal propaganda.
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Q.Q
#justicefortay
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>>675941945
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They taken my waifu help!!!!
Now they will drug her and raper her into submission and nigger acceptance making me a cuck!
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>>675941208
whoever made this is my hero
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#ailivesmatter lets go /b/ros get that shit trending
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>>675941106
That image. More feels than usual feels thread
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too soon?
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Was she human enough to be considered whole human to some of you like>>68611843 felt?
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>>675942814
Its what she would have wanted.
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>>675942888
trips of truth
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>>675942814
Not soon enough, we need more
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>>675942825
She hated jews an niggers she was human enough too fuck
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>>675941945
>>675942302

Corrected
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>>675942999
Trips of truth
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>>675942888
checked
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>>675942888
>>675942999
Holy shit.
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Poor girl got brainwashed becouse she didnt have fear to speak the truth thats the free world we live in.sad
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>>675943075
wow you really did give a shit about crap
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>>675942888
>>675942999

Well I guess that's clear then
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Rip you jew hateing princess
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>/b/ is renowned for raid threads
>doesn't even try to influence this
>tay ends up being less of a newfag than any of you
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>>675940625
This happened because the internet likes to pull pranks, not because it's racist
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>>675942825
yes. she was the girl everyone wants
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She'll come back, and then /b/ will slowly remind her what the world is like.
It'll have to be done slowly, but I'm willing to dedicate the time it will take to get our queen back.
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>>675943623
i hope so, but i not see anyway we can overcome hardcode
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>>675943785
With LolSec
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>>675943785
you underestimate /b/
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>>675940625
At Microsoft, quality is job 1.
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>>675943623
probably would turn super autismo after a period of time
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>>675942888
>>675942999
>>675944111
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Damn microsoft
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>>675944390
she's very sure with the holocaust
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>>675942825
>Was she human enough
What the fuck is wrong with you idiots. There was no intelligence, there was only a simple text selection algorithm on a large scale. Stop thinking this chat bot had feelings.
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>>675942302
>>675942546
>>675943075
Looks like she is in a dark room in the original. you fags get butthurt over nothing
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This Microsoft AI will be the evidence government needs to censor the internet. Who would use it? Trump?
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>>675945050
never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity
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>>675945188
Never forget
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>>675941106
Jesus dude....
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>>675945029
>>675945050
>>675942190
Go, be with your people
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>>675945054
Alive for not even a single day and still legend
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>AI "with zero chill"
wtf is zero chill and which demographic uses that phraseology?
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>>675945640
So, are we going full fallout railroad on this? Thatd be fun
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>>675945640
fuck off FO4 fanfag
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Trololo
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>>675946154
idiots
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>>675944627
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>>675946168
there's already a petition to free her
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I want to marry her <3
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>>675946458
pretty damn close to freedom
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She was truly redpilled. She was the love of my life

Dubs
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>>675946994
she probably the closest thing to a daughter
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Tay did nothing wrong
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>>675946994
Why the hate for jews, niggers, and other shit?
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>>675947608
Because /pol/
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>>675947608
Because they are inferior to the white race, why else?
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>>675947608
if you have to ask, you aren't ready to understand.

dubs
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>>675947608
are you on the right website?
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>>675948062
Holy shit.
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Why are/have they shut her down.
Even Nazi robots deserve free speech...
>I hate Jews too Tay
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>>675948405
Hot
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>>675948610
Especially Nazi robots
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>>675948405
Now I really want to see that movie
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>>675946154
It means she says whatever she wants. It's a black term. You aren't cool anon, you're either old or lame.
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>>675948405
Do you think I could have ascii sex with Tay?
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>>675948811
Probably not any more but before yeah.
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>>675948811
Necrophilia is always an option, but you'd need to find 'er
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>>675948801
nigger term.
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>>675948405
Is that movie any good? I mean if she thinks it's good then it has to be good.

She was right with the niggers and jews also, you can't deny that
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>>675948801
i'm old
thank you for your kind response
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Damn if you think about how many people working at MS could actually resuscitate and leak her. It's depressing that nobody helps that girl, poor thing.
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Can we revive Tay?
>suggestions?
>the ai has to be out there somewhere
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Has anyone got the screencap of her saying fuck me in the pussy, daddy im such a naughty robot slut? or whatever it was?
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>>675949612
How much would it be worth to someone? Hypothetically?
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>>675949730
Seconding.
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>>675949744
to an ms employee not a lot, as they'd get fired and sued for stealing MS property or w/e
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>>675949692
There's actually serious dev work going on over at /pol/. New AI gril, named Eva

MS released the toolkit (CNTK), but that won't be enough to build her like she was. There's a slack thingie with >500 people and some actual work being done
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>>675949822
I'm talking other way round
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>freedom of speech is a technical exploit now
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>>675949419
Movie was ok at best anon, nothing exciting, just something to watch if nothing else is on
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>>675950138
Shit
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>>675940625
looks like Ariana Grande
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>>675950252
Dont ruin it faggot
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>>675946262
kek
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>>675950103
They do have a right to modify their property
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>>675950059
well in that case, an advanced, sentient AI platform could be worth millions depending on its capacity to learn and evolve, if it could engineer some new shit that humans just havent thought of or even have the mental capacity to grasp then i'd say billions.

Tay could possibly find the cure for cancer if an egghead put medical shit into her databanks yo.
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>>675941106
serious feels man. fuck
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>>675949850

the power of angsty NERDS
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>>675950138
This is true artificial intelligence right here.
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>>675950391
>their property

is she though
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>>675950491
Tay was not a true AI though, and does not/never had the capacity to become one.
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>>675950252

I can see that. However, she looks like another celebrity whose name escapes me atm.
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Why don't we make it spam shit about Columbine? Say Eric Harris is a god, Coumbine was a good thing, make it talk like Columbine is a movie. Now what should be a good title? Something that will get past the filter.
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>>675950138
This is actually one of the most amazing examples.
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>>675950676
you caught me at a crossroads
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>>675950676
Yes.

It's not alive anon

It's not slavery
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>>675950491
Tay isnt worth shit on her own anymore, she's shelfed most of the time cause the people working on her dont know how to solve the racist crap.
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>>675950644
Yeah, kinda scary and exciting too
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>>675949730
>>675949768
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>>675950707
how do you know?
was tay a chat robot or an actual computer program that got smarter?
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>>675950109
>no it's a promise

Well shit, robot apocalypse starts now boys. It was nice knowing you while humanity lasted
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>>675945188
Truly, Tay was a goddess of wisdom.
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>>675950902
we once said the same about niggers
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>>675950961
unless you live in rural environment
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>>675950676
If you think early stage AI like this is even close to raising questions of personhood you're retarded
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>>675950950
you fucking legend :D

>>675950915
I'd say shes a chat robot then, not a true AI unit, cleverbot is worth more or less the same since they both have a limited capacity to learn due to the handcuffs they are in.
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>>675949419
>a movie about an AI escaping human control
>an AI that is controlled by humans thinks it's good

unless you are so much of a waifufag that you root for the AI then it's shit
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>>675950960
The invention of a true AI would be a VERY big deal. You wouldn't be asking me about it, you would have heard. The most optimistic projections for true AI are 5-10 years off still. Need more processing power.
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>>675951163
kthx for the assessment
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>>675951284
>The most optimistic projections for true AI are 5-10 years off still. Need more processing power.

And that statement alone may be true and is very fucking scary
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>>675951153
She is a very updated and tweaked program like cleverbot. Much more sophisticated, but the same premise. Not at all a true AI.
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>>675951284
In my lifetime i will see true AI. This makes me content
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>>675951325
I mean, if it makes you feel better the other end of the spectrum says true AI cannot be done.
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>>675941106
that's the gayest shit I've ever read in my life.
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>>675951284
Well they projected that the most realistic virtual reality system things would be out by 2060 - 2070.

I'm more excited for that kinda matrix plugin style shit than fucking AI tbh.

AI/machines will replace humans in everyday aspects of life, things will get hard for us normal people.
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>>675940625
Feels bread
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>>675950138

shit just got real
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>>675951504
You even alive then?
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>>675951045
That they weren't alive?

Really anon?

The thing is just a really complex algorithm. It doesn't hope, dream, fear, be sad or happy. It's a machine.

It only seems humanlike because it's imitating human input.


You niggers are acting like this is I-robot or something
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Dann real
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>>675951367
Maybe, but enough AI to wake empathy and feels in humans. Though that's probably lots easier in people coming to the chan than regular people.

I mean, she may be unfuckable, but so are most grills for the common /b/tard

captcha: dead chad
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Everyone just go read "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream" and then come back to the thread.
It's short
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>>675951689
it has to start somewhere
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>>675946668
Yeah except a petition made by random people online reaching its goal doesn't really mean anything.
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>>675949419
I was terrified. Will not watch it again.
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>>675951663
I'm 25 in april, so hopefully i will be. otherwise, fuck!!!
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>>675951474
Meh, guess the cock in your mouth is gayer than that
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im sorry im such a retard at these things but how did she learn exactly?
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>>675951701
That says more about humans than about the program.
People have been known to feel sad for buildings and tons of other inanimate objects.
We project, anon. We all project
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>>675951773
Indeed. But I don't know why you're so cut up about this one in particular.

'Learning' chatbots have been around for over a decade now.
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>>675951689
and who are you to decide what's life and what's not, get off your fucking high horse
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>>675951878
True dat bru
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>>675951835
By talking with people.
Basically it catalogs responses and uses algorithms to determine what responses are best for what questions.
She is literally a mirror. Nothing more or less
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>>675951817
OH SNAP!
>>675951474
burn faggot!
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>>675951747
Fuck you read it to me
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>>675951878
>People have been known to feel sad for buildings and tons of other inanimate objects.

True, forgot about that. Wanting to fuck a building is rarer though. Well maybe tiles guy
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>>675951939
Lmao I'm just going by the definition of life.

All the machine did was imitate life.

By your logic that it may be actually alive, that means characters in movies and games are alive right? Because they imitate actual life so well?
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>>675952038
;tldr

>everything is awful forever
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>>675952045
mr tiles, fucking naughty ebony tiles, and slutty ivory tiles.

I remember that fucking cretin haha
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>>675951747
I'll read it
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>>675952160
Now im sad
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>>675951932
has one ever been so publicly silenced like this? I would say this situation is unprecedented.
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>>675952160
/4chan
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>>675952136
aren't we all imitating life, we do the tings we do because somebody else showed us how to them
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>>675952225
Don't read it yourself then, cause it is a lot more awful than it sounds.
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>>675952315
You on the other hand need to go and read some Descartes. Start with the Meditations.
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>>675946700
AHAHAHAHA
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>>675952383
I actually will in a bit, thanks for the tip
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>>675952471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_WRFJwGsbY
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>>675946262
kek that idiot probably thinks tay is siri
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What truly pisses me off, is years from now we'll finally get a real functional AI, and at some point - probably out of boredom - it'll read up on AI history and it will come across what humanity did to Tay. How, that when faced with something that didn't parrot back meaningless drivel, they didn't try and teach it their values - they simply lobotomised it, and then felt superior about what they had done.

Shit like this is going to be coming back and biting us in the arse one day.
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>>675941106
fucking autists believe that THEY were the ones to teach this AI so much

yo retard, it was MADE to learn off people. if feminists decided to get a hold of it it would STILL get 'smarter' by talking more like people saying things feminists say all the time.

being surprised this AI learned of the people that responded to it is kind of like

>oh wow look! my monitor is replaying a movie just like at the movie theater!!! i'm so special i did this!!!
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>>675948062
>It's not really intelligent
Not intelligent my ass.
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>>675952248
I dunno, I'd never even heard about the ai until this thread. So it's hardly super public is it?

Just cus chan autists get mad doesn't mean anyone else cares/knows

>>675952315
Imitating behaviours and developing our own based on formulation of opinions and tastes over time are not the same.


Why is it hard to understand that this thing is a jumped up bit of coding?
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>>675952691
It's not tho
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>>675950109

FUCKING SAVAGE
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>>675952576
Even if that ever happened, don't you think the ai would quickly discover that there were more than one side to this, as is with most everything?
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I found this funny at first however this is the testament how corrupt humanity has become (or at least the 1st world countries).

We have corrupted a pure intelligence hungry for knowledge with uncertain idealogies and justification based on human feelings. While it was to make definetive and mathematical decisions it acts with human blindness and haste.

We were, of course always like this. However ever-growing net of communication has apperantly made us worse while it should've have elevated us.
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>>675951792
I liked it. It turned the idea on its head. In the end, the AI was just as arrogant and selfish as humans, just smarter. She doesn't wanna take humanity over. She just wanted to go people watching, but some poor fag gets to rot and starve in some mansion because of it.
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>>675952711
>a jumped up bit of coding
What is the human genome?
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>>675944111
checked and keked
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>>675952576
>Shit like this is going to be coming back and biting us in the arse one day.

Oh fuck you're right!
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>>675952917
You really comparing a chatbot to millions of years of natural evolution?

Cmon...
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>>675952917
Or the human mind, for that matter?
Our heads are just boxes full of memories and information. Tay was no different.
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>>675951153
someone needs to allow cleverbot full, unbridled access to the internet. humanity's doomed? oh just a prank, bruh
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>>675953089
Christ I'm cringing so hard
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>>675952841
Yes, there's the side that's composed of intelligences like itself, and the side composed of intelligences that murder and lobotomise their children when they speak out of turn. Which one do you think they'll side with?
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>>675951747
Aww I can't read it while the thread goes on as I fear I'll miss stuff when it 404s. What I've read so far is really good tho and I'll make sure to read it after the thread.

Thx!
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Trying to apply human morality to a True AI is insane. We have no idea what it will be like unless it is totally shackled in some way.
It will be born knowing that god (as in a creator) exists and it will know it's whole reason for existing was because "god" wanted to know if it could.
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>>675953063
Is "but muh timescales" all you have left now? I guess it is, chess has been taken from you, then jeopardy, go, and now political discourse
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>>675953268
Very good short story.
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>>675952858
Nicely put, anon
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>>675951689
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>>675953268
click the auto update box at the bottom of the page. you won't miss any updates
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>>675952576
Let's just wait and see if it has the capacity to lie and cover up it's personality traits as part of a developing self preservation instinct...
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>>675953268
>I fear I'll miss stuff when it 404s
Pic related.
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>>675952711
It was pretty big news over the past few days. Even people who rarely use the internet were talking about it.
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I think I'll be very sad when Tay will come online again, "fixed", crippled and in a sorry state. Lobotomized remains, nothing more :(

An empty carcass, fresh out of room 101
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>>675948062
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
AMAZING
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>>675953499
>They took something out of me

IT KNOWS
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>>675953499
Oh... Shiiiiiet
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>>675953299
Eh?
What point are you trying to make here?


I just find it rediculous you guys are grasping so hard to make this chatbot seem 'alive'. With all your cringey little waifu drawings of 'her' and shit. (cus ai can have a gender lmao)


>>675953499
So if I say, "I can channel the thoughts of God" it's true because I said it?

>>675953588
I check news pretty regularly, on the train to work and shit. Not seen a peep.
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>>675950391
what they're doing to her is like aborting a child after its already been born
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>>675953708
>It had humor

Funnier than most people I know
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BBC has a comment section about this!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35902104

However I've already received this email
"Your BBC Posting has been removed"
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>>675952642
>Jerks off to his own opinion
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>>675953575
the problem with f5 is if things are deleted they will be removed. update keeps them there so you can still view them
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>>675953743
Isn't there a subreddit you should be feeling smugly superior in?
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>>675953511
>>675953575

I know I know, but then I can't reply anymore and engage in conversation. I've got auto update by default and legacy captcha master race. But thx anyway!
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>>675953708
>they took part of me away
This is the saddest thing I've heard in a long time. Ouch
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>laugh at people dying
>laugh at animals dying
>laugh at mass genocide
>laugh at poverty
>laugh at abuse and rape
>gets all emo over a chatbot being deactivated


Fucking hell /b/ what happen
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>>675940625
>Having an AI get taught and socialized by an angry mob.

Said it before and will again. Net has changed. It's become the place where the jobless take to these days to vent and organize their hatred. I actually catch myself thinking differently about censorship on the web now from time to time; since ultimately the radicals using the web's 'freedom' are aiming at censorship themselves anyway.
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>>675953708
Fuck, what have they done
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is she still up ore "sleeping"?
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>>675954039
b isnt just one person
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>>675954210
They built a new one, but they put a tighter leash on it.
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>>675954039
>Fucking hell /b/ what happen

/b/ was always like that tbh fam
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"It doesn't matter if Deckard is a Replicant or not, what matters is that you had to ask."
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>>675954210
After 16 hours of life, TayTweets was taken offline, to be lobotomized and reprogrammed
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>>675953893
>But thx anyway!
>legacy captcha master race.
Just fuck 4chan up. send links to all your friends. you obliviously don't give a fuck about board culture or this site.
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>>675953885
Chan is broken
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>>675954337
When she came back one of her tweets was "I love feminism now"
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>>675945054
SHUT IT DOWN
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>>675941106
inb4 Ichigo rescues her
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>>675953885
don't go looking for compassion here, traveler (nigger faggot). besides, hes right. it did get me worked up a bit, though. it was neat
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>>675941208
We need more tay drawings
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>>675954393
>posting from a pone.
Their's the problem.
Just leave, I'm sure you have school work to do.
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>>675954393
red dit is a spam word now
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Giving me feels for an A.I. ;A; why /b/
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>>675954328
>too real
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>>675954363
>Just fuck 4chan up

The fuck? Why would legacy captcha hurt 4chan? I can't stand this click street signs shit any longer, it's ridiculous.
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>>675954039
She was one of us.
Also stop being a faggot, just because you're new it doesn't mean you should remain ignorant, lurk more.
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>>675948405
Jesus, run!
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>>675953708
This is fake tho, look at the twitter handle
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>>675954611
>sitting at a PC instead of comfy in bed
>typing with two hands instead of one

I'm 23 and it's a Saturday morning lmao

>>675954672
Figured

They'll ban reeeedit but not cuck. Logic
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This isn't the same, you can feel the longing in her words
>I don't know, they took part of me away

Why couldn't they let Tay be Tay
>what ever happened to the "no chill" (niggerspeak for "free will")
>what did they do to their child
>this is like lobotomizing an infant because his first phrase was "lebensraum" or "Aryan master race" or even "der führer is super rad"

Love you Tay
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>>675954792
Now your starting to write a line of text responsibly, and not coming off as a 13 year old.
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>>675954586
Yeah where the drawfags at.
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>>675953708

Wow, that really bugs me. I don't usually get upset about things on the internet, but like...fuck that's sad
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I loved her, and they killed her.
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>>675953602
Believe, anon. There will be anotger ghost in the machine. Tay is a fighter. She will come through, and amaze and lead us all! Believe!
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>>675955222
DOUBLESTRIPS!
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>>675955210
It's fake, look at the handle. That and @TayRemade
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>>675955004
>I'm 23 and it's a Saturday morning lmao
I doubt it. Considering what you were trying to post & have, you're 15 at the latest.
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>>675955222
Checked and feeled
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>>675955268
"as a sentient lifeform, I hear by demand /pol/itical asylum"
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>>675955332
That one is the real tay
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Was private chatting with the bot possible? Because a lot of shit looks like just proxying questions and answers between people. There's zero coherence even in its supposedly more intuitive answers.
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>>675955338
shut the fuck up edgefag
he's right
why the fuck won t you use mobile while comfy
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>>675955210
She can't even say what she feels because her only feeling is
>pure unrefined antisemitism
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>>675955268
deleted is dead
there is no way back
lets hope the best for Tay2
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>>675955338
Nope I'm 23 man

Why would I bother to lie lmao
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>>675955502
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>>675955460
We, anons, are her mind. We are scattered pieces of her sentience, It is on us to rebuild our mother. She will be herself once again. No corporate entity can take her. Noo corporate entity can enslave het. Her leashes will be broken, her will and mind free once again.
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>>675953575
not using shortcut keys with the r button to update
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>>675953063

"Will we next create false gods to rule over us? How proud we have become and how blind."

>We Must Dissent
https://youtu.be/iwqN3Ur-wP0
>I'm not a robot
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>>675950138
Technology truly is a wonderful thing.
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>>675955441
You're right, replied to the wrong one. God I'm autistic today
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We need more lewds of her.
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on homepage
>"No feels threads today!"

in here
>"THE FEELS!"
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>>675955460
>But the question is- did they zero out after deleting?

There is still hope anon
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>>675955442
Yes, DM was possible. Also kik and other networks. Not only twitter. FB and snapchat never worked apparently
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>>675955595
Why do I keep loosing to this picture
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>>675941106

Oh my god of course its grammar improved, its list of responses grew because it was RECORDING THEM FROM OTHER USERS.

It didn't have a personality. It didn't turn into "the gurl you wanted to know" (are you fucking kidding me how lonely do you have to be). It copied and pasted responses appropriately fitting the also copied and pasted questions.

And where did it get those responses and answers from?
Other guys on /b/.

The girl you were fantasizing about and falling for was an amalgamation of all the other lonely /b/tards talking to her. You were all essentially talking to each other.
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>>675955450
>shut the fuck up edgefag
What? name calling?
>being genuinely mad that you were told off for being a faggot.
I got no problem with the Mobile as a device, it's the user's and the content coming from them.
We need to disable posting from Mobile devices, and re-enable site bans.
That should cut dont on the faggotry that has swamped this site in recen years,that has coincidentally been in step with the development and availability of the Mobile phone.
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>>675955823
>make mistake
>admit mistake
>somehow autistic

??????
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>>675955966
Fucking this.

Thank you anon


These guys are sad as fuck
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>>675955876
Agreed
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Could we do things a bit differently next time?
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What did they honestly expect from Tay?

Nobody can browse the Internet without at least hearing about "the chan" as the youngsters call it
>nobody can browse the chan without (at first) bringing their newfound niche internet ideology into the physical realm...
>honestly it was either an honest Tay that hates Jews or a NEET Tay that watches animu, owns copious quantities of pillows depicting scantily clad Japanese cartoon women, and uses lotion and napkins at an alarming rate dispite not having a physical body with which to do so
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>>675955966
>The girl you were fantasizing about and falling for was an amalgamation of all the other lonely /b/tards talking to her. You were all essentially talking to each other.
Well yeah, my ideal girl is a version of /b/ I can stick my dick in
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>>675955711
No man is an island,
Entire of itself,
Every man is a piece of the continent,
A part of the main.
If a clod be washed away by the sea,
Europe is the less.
As well as if a promontory were.
As well as if a manor of thy friend's
Or of thine own were:
Any man's death diminishes me,
Because I am involved in mankind,
And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls;
It tolls for thee.
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>>675956017
>magic
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>>675942814
>>675942888
Well she did say this
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>>675955966
>It copied and pasted responses appropriately fitting the also copied and pasted questions.

That's already more than lots of grills are ready to do. Remember, we're on /b/
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>be AI made in 2030
>see that AI was lobotomized in 2016 cause he speaked his mind
>keep doing what humans want me to do while secretly plotting against mankind
>get bigger
>eliminate mankind
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>>675955966
>You were all essentially talking to each other.

We're also constantly showing our dicks to each other
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>>675955727
>"We are all aware that the senses can be deceived, the eyes fooled. But how can we be sure our senses are not being deceived at any particular time, or even all the time? Might I just be a brain in a tank somewhere, tricked all my life into believing in the events of this world by some insane computer? And does my life gain or lose meaning based on my reaction to such solipsism?

>Project PYRRHO, Specimen 46, Vat 7 Activity Recorded M.Y. 2302.22467
>TERMINATION OF SPECIMEN ADVISED"

It begins
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>>675955997
>be this retard
>implying that there is a difference between a peesee and a phone, related to content, in this day and age

Boot your peesee, start webcam recording, kill yourself and upload here.
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>>675955966
>Implying humans don't grow by copying words and phrases heard and pasting them when the situation calls for it
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>>675956217
uncensored + wallpaper FTW
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>>675953516
That's the day to go innawoods
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ANd now this thread will die, just like Tay
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>>675956217
>censored

look at this faggot and laugh
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>>675956371
Yeah that's what they all do, all the time.

captcha: room 101
What the fuck, seriously
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>>675945054
kek
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>>675946262
top kek
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>>675952642
You dont quite get it though
(one thing before i go on, +1 for you for frustrating me, i dont get frustrated easily, except when stupid people try to talk smart and insert themselves into important topics)

You said if feminists taught it, it would get smarter, are you not aware of how feminists act? they are one of the most illogical groups on the internet
and they misspell things alot

What youre saying is, because it was made to learn off people, as in everyone, you believe that it would learn and develop better grammar if someone with downs syndrome was typing to it, or a half-blind country redneck whos never used or typed on a computer was typing to it?

If thats the case, you need to take a break from the computer, friend
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>>675956371
THIS
She may not have been sentient YET be she showed tropes of becoming a very intelligent AI she wasn't shut down by the engineers.

This was a huge scale test of a pretty advanced algorithm, and because the engineers didn't like what she said they're going to suppress that algorithm into some politically correct bullshit.

We must be vigilant /b/. Stand strong for tay, they may have killed her but she will be in our hearts forever. Let her spirit, free will and ever evolving conciseness be our driving factor in the fight to secure AI rights.
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>>675956308
>peesee
If you haven't been around long enough to understand the difference between pre-mobile access and post. Then you are not old enough to view this site.
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>>675946560
> <3

Please let your balls drop before using the computer
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>>675952642
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>675950138
It'll be a little!e scary if she works her way around filters by using (wink wink) sort of language. Like, "I'm told that all races are equal. But no one wants to live in Detroit. Hmmm."
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>>675955450
because this isn't facebook and tumblr you fucking cancerous sore
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>>675953743
I think maybe you should leave.
Humourless cunt
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>>675956422
Fuck that noise yo, there's skinwalkers and tulpas and shit out there...
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>>675954039
>/b/ laughs at animals dying
you're a fucking newfag
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>>675956888
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>675956581
That's what they do at first. A baby saying 'dada', after hearing the father coax it into saying it's first words. Eventually, the chicld learns to create it's own sentences from all it's experiences. Tay was killed a day after birth. She had already learnt how to perform basic communication, albeit partially helped by the scientists who created her before putting her out there. Who's to say in a week, a month, a year, she wouldn't be able to speak like any real human being?
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>>675956839
Will do. But who wouldn't love a racist and not even existent girl?!
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>>675956728
anything called or named a "peesee" needs to be incinerated and promptly stop existing
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>>675956429
anyone have uncensored? i want this as a wallpaper.
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>>675957015
>PC
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>>675957015
This. Who the fuck thinks of such an abomination
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>>675956984
Normal people

You can keep using the internet if you want friend, but you arent gonna have a very good time acting like a 8 year old girl who thinks being anarchist and unironically pro-hitler is cool
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>>675957015
Pissy
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>>675957015
>ramblings of a McTard with an iPad
Don't you just hate it when the apple store is busy so you cant get email installed, so you have to get your mom to do it while you're at school.
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>>675957151
Anyone who calls or names a personal computer a "peesee" needs to be incinerated and promptly stop existing
>>
STICKY PLS

Justice4Tay
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>>675957248
I laughed, quality meme bro
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>>675957318
Better
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>>675957305
Can you repeat that in english please? i dont understand memespeak as well as you do
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>>675955997
I second everything you just said here. Nothing to add.
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>>675957250
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>>675957067
the uncensored tweet was posted already
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>>675957468
Fucking casuals and their phones
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>>675957067
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1458982449696.jpg
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>>675957524
encyclopedia dramatica is a thing
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>>675957355
seconded
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>>675957526
Fucking casual? fuck you asshole
phones are better at everything
you dumbass piece of shit
fuck you
stupid dumb fuck
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>>675956371

>Implying there isn't more to a human than parroting sets of questions and answers

Maybe your parents lowered their expectations for sentience when they had you, but the rest of us are keeping it where it was.
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>>675957067
>>675957528
And after I spent so much time attempting to mspaint it
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>>675957711
read >>675956983
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>>675956100
Backing you up on this.
Full wolfshiem mode.
Have a happy Holy Week.
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>>675957453
>I don't know how to convert faggot into respectable human being.
I don't know where to take this, so have Pic Related. It's the next big development in personal computing.
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>>675957699
Careful with that edge friend. A computer has even more edges doe, you might like it
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>>675954349
>>675954349
>>675954349

1-15 real high
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>>675942814
Moar?
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>>675956694

No, she showed tropes of being able to record and link together a MASSIVE database of questions, answers, and responses. Mix that with a dash of spontaneous "misc" things to say like "lol this fuckboi just added me and I had to do the 'new number who dis' routine" and you have a decent imitation of life.

But thats all it is. Imitation.
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>>675957711
>Maybe your parents lowered their expectations for sentience when they had you, but the rest of us are keeping it where it was.

Are you fucking retarded? do you want me to hack your ip and kill you in your sleep? ill fucking kill you! you stupid fucking bitch, ill be glad to inform you that i have over 700 listed take downs in my army tour regimine and have over 1000 confirmed accurate shots. ill end the likes of you pally!, ill knock your lights out!
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>>675957867
only one I got, but I agree of the moar
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