So, /b/, just saw this movie.
I honestly do not know where all of the scathing reviews are coming from.
Yes, it was a little slow/long, yes there was a lot of shit shoved into this movie. But besides that, I honestly have no complaints besides throwing Doomsday out there this early.
All in all, an honest 7/10 movie.
Feel pretty much the same, but I fucking hated Zimmer's score even more this time.
>>675924881
Yeah, it was kind of self indulgent, if that's even possible. I get Eisenberg was kind of a letdown too but I expected that, although it makes more sense if he really is Luthor's son.
>>675924189
>slow/long
the fuck? as a big fan who waited 3 years for this shit, it felt rushed.
>>675925525
It progressed slowly. Main complaint against it is that there's all this build-up for Batman and Superman to fight and then they really don't until the end when the title is what it is.
What happens next?
>>675925878
>The Death of Superman
don't even need to see the movie to find out, bucko
Thought it was edited by a retard, and had some needless plot points, but I liked it. I'm sure Justice League will be even better.
>>675925875
It progressed so quickly. It was probably because they had to cut a bunch of shit out to make it fit for the theater. Directors cut might be paced better.
Also I didn't like how everything just conveniently fell into place for Lex. It wasn't so much his intelligence.
>>675925878
Superman dies, two funerals for Supes and Clark, and the last scene is of the dirt on top of Superman's coffin lifting up kinda like the rocks around Superman started to lift up when he first learned to fly in Man of Steel.
>>675926294
Yep. Bingo. It's a lead-in for the DCU to expand, and that's what excites me.
>>675926493
Yeah, I understand what you mean. I feel like it's different for people who are into the source material as opposed to people who just come to see superheros fight.
Lex was kind of fucking annoying. Could've cast that better. Other than that, the casting was solid. Can't wait for the director's cut, especially since it's rated R.
>>675926493
Directors cut is rated R looking forward to it
>>675926866
He was pretty much what I expected him to be. Jesse is just well spoken, and to me he sounds like what a genius would sound like. The way he talked at the party scene when he was in front of everyone was what I expected. Although I think it would have been better if they played his act longer and suddenly had a huge snap and change in his character rather than slowly revealing it.
I was mostly excited for a DKR Batman in this and was honestly disappointed Snyder didn't use his iconic post other than the trailer easter egg. So much potential.
>>675926673
How lame
>>675928104
I'm not super familiar with the comics, I decided to read up on it a lot because I liked the movies and decided that I would have a better idea of what's going on if I read a lot of the backstory type stuff.
I know that a lot of the Dark Knight comic story is much darker than people expect superhero stuff to be, but I honestly have no clue what you're talking about with the trailer easter egg haha
>>675928157
it honestly was a weak ending. something that was pretty cool and unexpected was when Wonder Woman shows up. her music really helps hype shit up.
>>675928447
The whole point of the ending was to lead into Justice League. I don't really see a problem with it, it made me really excited for the next installment
>>675928388
Its basically just this pose. In a few of the trailer it shows Batman grappling away from the heat vision lasers and if you pause it correctly, you can see the lightning behind Batman as he is in this position.
In the comic, this was just cover art, but in the animated adaptation its Batman's first day back after retirement and he jumps from one building to the other while lightning strikes down. Pretty badass. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnJb65keZi4 (3:40ish for pose if you're interested)
>>675928447
Wonder Woman showing up was unexpected? They showed that scene in the trailers.
>>675929163
my bad, I worded that wrong. I meant it was unexpected that it was a cool moment.
>>675924881
>next-level shitposting
it fit the movie perfectly bruh
>>675924189
Don't worry, most likely neckbeards crying how they could have made a better movie. They'll buy the Blu-Ray when it comes out LMFAO.
>>675929096
That would have been a pretty cool homage. Honestly I thought Affleck was one of the better actors to portray Batman. I think he was the best Bruce Wayne.
>>675929331
I just think that people are juxtaposing it to The Avengers, but it's not the same kind of super hero movie. It's got a completely different tone, and it's pretty good IMO
Why is Doomsday in this movie?
>>675929374
Yeah, its odd they chose have this Batman ignore his no kill rule but it isnt that big of a deal honestly. This version is brutal as fuck. He broke a leg, a neck, and an arm I believe.
>>675929331
You know what's sad? I'm not going to watch this movie now that I've seen it spoiled.
>>675929543
He isn't a good enough character to be in his own movie.
>>675929676
I love how dark it is. The Avengers is good, but it's too much little kid appealing bullshit. They'll be official cucks if they don't kill Cap at the end of Civil War.
>>675929543
The real question is why does he look like a ninja turtle?
>>675924189
>i wanna kill you
>you killed thousands of people
>this power cannot reside in one man (alien)
>you are an absolute threat
oh wait but your mommy's name is the same as mine.... let's be friends
FUCK THAT SHIT
>>675929676
it's a big deal
Was there any mention of Flash and Aquaman?
>>675929982
>simplifying it this much
They never agreed to be friends. Batman agreed to help him save his mother so that Superman could go keep the fucking city from getting leveled.
>>675930252
Small parts, but The Flash was pretty cool.
>>675930312
Elaborate, nigger.
>>675924189
Why do batman and superman have to fight?
>>675930145
When you take into consideration how fucking brutal this Batman is, its not. He's been Batman for 20 years at this point, I'm not surprised his morals changed a bit. I would have preferred him not to kill but its whatever man.
>>675930252
do you care for spoilers?
>>675930527
Nope
>>675924189
Reminds me of this shit
http://www.streamboobs.com/khalipso/
>>675930459
Didn't know if you wanted spoilers, but I'm sure this anon can help you >>675930527
>>675929955
The entire Avengers series is going to enjoy watching it's spouse and or partner have sex with another person if Captain America doesn't die?
Batman VS Superman is without a doubt one of the best superhero films I have ever seen in my entire life. Henry Cavill perfectly embodies the Superman ideal, and Ben Affleck might very well be the best Batman. I even loved Gal Gadot. First Deadpool, now BVS, and in two months Captain America. It's a great year for capes!
>>675929264
I agree wonder woman/music for her hyped me the fuck up
>>675930665
In this instance, I'm equating "cuck" to mean "pussy loser." If they're scared to follow the source material and kill Captain America, then they are pussy losers, ala cucks.
>>675930660
>>675930527
I gotta wait weeks for a high definition free version, spoilers are fine.
>>675930591
>stuff happens
>bruce needs information from lex
>steals it during a party
>finds his information
>stumbles upon metahuman research
>files for Cyborg, Wonder Woman, Flash and Aquaman
>they only show an image from the Wonder Woman file
>Aquaman footage is probably online, just him being recorded and destroying the camera. His eyes glow underwater so it was a pretty fucking cool shot.
>Flash is just him at a store, sees cashier being robbed and the camera catches him using his superspeed.
>Cybord is literally him being combined with a motherbox. Motherbox isn't explained but Vic Stone is pretty much just his upper torso.
Youcan probably find all these clips on youtube now, they leaked
>>675930970
So the creators of the series are going to lose pussy if they don't kill Captain America? Girls don't even like marvel. Is this slang? What are you trying to say?? Should I urban dictionary this?
>>675931218
are you b8ing me right now
>>675930874
As much as I loved DP, it was just Ryan Reynolds mugging for the camera. Honestly, the Deadpool mythos got lost in translation. He felt less insane than lol I'm randumb. And the Ajax thing was dumb. I'm a bad guy, I have no real character, but look, I do bad guy stuff, so yeah I'm the bad guy.
>>675931311
are you baiting me??????
>>675931157
I'm more excited for the future films now.
I can't believe I'm saying this but this Aquaman seems like he'll be BA.
>>675930591
Oh, forgot to talk about the vision
Its just the Flash contacting bruce through a dream, saying "she's the key" (lois) and they he needs to find them. it was hinting at an injustice storyline.
>>675931068
>Batman tries to get kryptonite after seeing huge Darkseid logo in desert
>Darkseid soldiers come out of nowhere, knock out Batman
>Batfleck wakes up in cave
>Superman comes down, kills other people down there, takes Ol' Daredevil's mask off
>Says something about Lois then starts torturing Reindeer Games
>The Flash rips through time, starts warning Batman about Superman and other shit
>The Flash says he came too early then leaves
>End scene
>>675931365
a pussy and a loser, not a loser of pussy.
One review I read said the entire stupid death of Superman could have been avoided if Wonder Woman did the spear kill on Doomsday instead of Supes doing it. Plus the other spoilers I read made it sound like an absolute shitball of a movie.
>>675931815
Lol listening to movie critics
newfag
>>675931815
Yeah but WW didn't even know about the spear and Superman needed to do it fairly quickly. Plus, <spoiler> Doomsday stabs Superman through the chest while he's near kryptonite. WW isn't immune to giant claws stabbing through her chest, is she? </spoiler>
>>675931742
>>675931759
I'm glad this Flash is more powerful than the TV version.
>>675931813
Oh okay. Well I mean the actor who plays Cap has to eat. That'd be kind of fucked up to fire him like that. But I guess if it goes with the story.
>>675932240
>caring about an actor beyond their acting performance
Faggot
>>675932240
No don't worry, he comes back. In the comics, all of the Avengers die and then are revived eventually, so it's not really even a huge spoiler. I just think they'll bitch out in the movies.
>>675931978
I don't like how easily these heroes get hurt.
Is Doomsday kill?
>>675930591
found this, sadly it doesn't show the flash cameo from the store or Aquaman's eyes glowing.
>>675932615
fuck im stupid, meant to put this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNXwhI9EH78
>>675924189
Is this movie before or after abomination fights the hulk?
>>675932463
Oh well yeah. He can take a little break. It would be fun to see the marvel stories come to life. They already kinda did it with X-Men. All I remember about the X-Men comic storyline is that it was confusing as shit. Now all I know about the X-Men movie storyline is that it's confusing as shit. I like that I don't understand it and that shit happens that doesn't make sense. Because comic books aren't supposed to make sense. Just look at Cable
>>675932777
delicious b8 trips
>>675924189
My problem with it is that it had no idea who these characters were and how to present them. Yes, I'm a DC fanboy. Also, as a movie, it really didn't jell together and came across as a number of scenes strewn together rather than a cohesive narrative. I actually felt angered by it at the end. (sorry, serious fanboy moment there)
It only bugged me how it showed batman killing
>>675924189
You're just a newfag to superhero movies.
>>675933065
Yeah I understand that but they have all of the standalone movies coming out soon. They just did it in a different order than Marvel did. It's like making The Avengers before making Iron Man, Thor, Captain America etc
>>675933311
>>675931742
An injustice adaptation would be cool to see.
5/10
I really like superman but it seems everyone just wants to make him unlikable in these movies
>>675925878
I liked Deapool's baby hand better.
>>675929982
It showed batman that superman isn't a monster you thought he was, it showed him he had a mother and people who loved him just for who he is without the cape.
>>675930273
well batman told clarks mom "im a friend of your son"
5/10 hated doomsday too much going on at once jesse eisenberg was not a good lex , batman fought superman for like 10 minutes maybe and most of it was shown in trailers
When doomsday showed up did anyone else think of this?
That part where batman gets his flying powers when he falls into the well....that's where I decided this is going to be bad...
>>675936002
Kek
>>675936223
it was just a dream, although i kinda agree it threw me off a little bit as well
>>675936223
That was a dream.
>>675930273
he fucking says "i'm a frind of your son" in the corniest fucking line ever in film history... and doomsday wasn't event there yet so, no.
>>675936941
you are literally retarded
>>675934679
that's my point... only because they're mothers share a name, he's suddenly not a threat, not a monster, he appealed to batman's feelings and the only feeling batman should feel is fucking vengance
>>675937056
nice argument, fagface
>>675929676
It is a big deal. How are they going to explain why the Joker is still alive? The whole reason the rule still exist is so they don't have to kill off the Joker.
If they disregard the rule, Batman will kill The Joker, eventually in some movie (Now we can't have a death in the family arc either as why wouldn't Bruce kill the Joker after that)
Why did Flash look like a dirty mexican in the movie?
Imma gonna watch this tonight!
>>675937902
Because they casted Ezra Miller, which didn't make much sense to me.
>>675937214
Batman realizes that Superman CAN and DO love, he's not just the "God" he expected him to be, he's human in that nearly immortal body.
>>675931218
I'm sure there's tons of girls that like Marvel.
Will take pictures of them when I go watch Civil War, the superior movie in 2 months
>>675938117
he literally looks like a illegal immigrant
>>675938117
Ezra is a pretty good actor, I think he's gonna nail the flash. At the very least he will be just as good as Grant Gustin
>>675938738
I think he's a good actor too, but as far as looks go I think it's a weird decision. Almost like casting a black chick for Lois Lane
>>675931218
>Girls don't even like marvel
What? When I watched ant-man about half the audience were female, same with pretty much every marvel movie I've seen in theaters.
>>675936360
The 5 different dream sequences are so lame. Such a cheap movie play. What part is a dream and what part is real. It's a jumbled piece of garbage.
>>675931978
A couple critics is one thing. When it's almost universally being panned you'd have to be a retard to ignore that. Dipshit.
>>675938898
I'm not to concerned with how he looks but how the suit looks, we didn't really get a great view so I'm not hating on it yet but it looked weird.
how the fuck did superman lose anyways
he can laser through shit and batman is just filthy rich
>>675939275
Superman refuses to kill batman, plus batman has kryptonite. The fight scene between the two is easily the best scene in the movie.
>>675939275
1. He didn't want to kill Batman.
2. Batman weaponized Kryptonite.
3. Superman's arch enemy is literally just a rich dude.
>>675939042
>Marvel owns Disney
>Disney owns everything