Omegle Thread, last one died. pls /b/
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Omegle Thread, last one died.
pls /b/
bamp
bumperoo
pls
i think i have a pack of videos about omegle is from an anon who uploaded for us a long time ago
>>675911235
That would be great
>>675911235
be a teamplayer.. SHARE please! :) thank you
>>675909034
MODS
>>675909034
fuuuuck, i can't even get girls on omegle,
not even fucking close in omegle
>>675910643
Sauce, name, more? Etc.
>>675912137
dda fuck is she doing,
show ur damn tits hoe
>>675912137
winrar! Moar!
m8 she aint underage
>>675912137
Is this guy for real? Is it possible his cock is that big?
Moar please
>>675912927
angle of camera
>>675912137
>she is about to take off bra
>video skips ahead
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>675912927
yes, he is a black guy who painted himself white
that is why it is an illusion
>>675913081
Why didn't you name it
Let the normies hit the floor
>>675913081
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
>>675913289
>>675913320
Damn. That's some sweet meme magic.
>>675909034
That's a kid you sick fucks
>>675913289
>Let the normies hit the floor
>>675913568
u sure m8
>>675911235
Videos with sound or b webms?
>>675912347
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1603748932
Question /b/,
how do i get girls to show me their tits on omegle?
do i just ask, or do i show my benis?
>>675909034
pretty sure that's CP
>>675914392
>1. Have large penis
>2 Put interests as pot
>3. ????
>4. Profit
>>675914661
>>>/tor/
fagit, it's not cp
>>675914392
these videos are fake, idiot
>>675914684
>Put interests as pot
actually sounds pretty smart, thanks for the tip anon
>>675914392
You could do a game with cam simulator, you could go lesbam hunting with fake gifs, dudes jacking off gifs to a fake cam or angle yourself so you look as big as a donky
>>675911511
>>675912013
>>675914260
there 55 webms whith no sound if you want it wait about 30 minutes so i can reupload to mega
i have a shitty upload speed
>>675914764
Had a friend who was able to get girls to diddle themselves, but he had a really big slong, think thats the key m8
>>675909034
He looks so retarded trying to use two hands when his cock isn't even big enough.
>>675914358
holy fuck you god damn miracle worker
>>675914764
>fake
lol newfag
>>675914764
they are not...
>>675914684
not need to have large penis ;P
>>675914392
Show them your tits
>>675910643
Thank you Calvin Klein
>>675914929
Got the one where two chicks make out for the camera?
>>675914764
mate, a few years ago you could find a chick easy. still can just you gotta compete with a fuckton of fat ugly dicks trying to do the same and scaring off the goods
just dont diddle with underage ;^)
>>675915975
>just dont diddle with underage ;^)
that is the best part....
>>675916246
u know :^)
>>675917059
>>675916723
Holy shit her reaction tho
>>675916723
is there a longer version?
>>675916723
Someone's uterus took direct control
>>675917554
>>675917458
Nah, she hit the space-bar when adjusting her laptop
>>675916723
SHOW UR FUCKING TITS CUNT
>>675917458
No, she left after he asked to see her tits
>>675918232
nooow this thread is getting places
fucking yes
>>675918334
want more?
>>675917059
Omegle not google hangout :^)
>>675918697
hell yes
>>675912247
>tfw get a lot of girls on Omegle but don't record any
>>675918810
Made my year
>>675918920
>>675919035
so do you have dick out when u r going through, or do you chat em up first?
>>675919240
thank you anon
>>675916723
>girl: ew
>guy: help me cum?
>girl: anything
whores, never change
>>675919357
>[
>>675919458
>>675919458
ok thats pretty fuckin sexy especially when she shows tongue
One of the hotter girls I've come across. Anyone want more? Who can recommend a video capture program?
videos?
>>675922118
OBS software is by fare alpha and its free
>>675919458
>>675919240
>>675918232
That is an actual child.
>>675919288
I never have it out already, but that's mostly because I can't sustain an erection throughout the parade of penises I have to endure to finally get to a girl. Tight underwear and a tight tshirt. I'm kinda /fit/ so that helps. I feel it works to my benefit to not be showing anything already because a little mystery and a reveal is more exciting. And I like having them ask for it. Chatting them up and building a little rapport, even if it's just a few lines, definitely works better than just immediately barking out commands, but if they're clearly into you, you can pretty much start saying anything, or start doing stuff and they'll start too.
>>675922118
Some more. She was banned but didn't notice but I convinced her to play. We both came
Anyone have the pale Asian in blue. Will give dubs
>>675910643
wooooooooooow. fucking wow.
>>675919458
Thanks for the new
>>675922214
more?
>>675914392
Im a pretty fit guy and used to just stand in front of the camera shirtless and asked them and it worked. If you have a big dig it works just as well im sure. If you dont then try to be funny.
>>675922214
Show more
>>675922960
hi brian
>>675922118
aTube catcher
>>675923276
>try to be funny
topkekm8
>>675923256
>>675923306
nothin more
>>675923276
Do you use the normal Omegle or the adult chat omegle?
>>675923643
Normal
>>675923535
Im serious. If you get a good conversatiom going and they seem into it they'll do anything.
>>675924185
>if you get a good conversation going
I feel like this is an illusion that attractive people have.
I start by showing some porn videos, and start to talk, when she is curious I ask her if she wanna play... and you can imagine the rest.. :D
>>675924540
If your butt ugly they will disconnect immidietly thats true. You gotta consider its 99% indians stroking their tiny cocks so once they see a normal person they will pobably stay.
I can never get a conversation going so i just stand shirtless and it works. Just do what you can girls are slutty as fuck online so it should be easy.
>>675923582
>qt lip biting big-glasses asian
HNNNG
>>675924185
Don't you get banned?
I stopped doing that once they started actively banning you.
I used to do this back when Omegle was brand new and was full of girls but stopped for a while and when I tried again they'd ban you very quickly and was now there were far less women.
>>675923276
i used to do this as well when i was 16-17, kinda lame to do this in your mid-twenties
>>675925404
I didnt even know they ban people lel
Its not like im showing them my asshole its just me standing without a shirt on.
>>675917458
No. The reason it stops is the cut is where she disconnected
what do you use to capture?
>>675925556
almost quads
>>675909034
>104 replies
>21 images
>>675925404
I was wondering that too, I browse unmodded section (which shittily doesn't work with tags) and get lucky on occasion. Too bad I deleted any of my good stuff because my friend needed to some some computery shit to my laptop and my paranoid ass didn't want to risk it.
>>675925556
Haha i used to do it at the same exact age. Even then i felt shitty about it. Good times.
>>675925556
>kinda lame to do this in your mid-twenties
uhh not really
>>675909034
These threads are literally always the same 10-15 gifs/webms
>>675911235
Still waining...
>>675925386
you sound like a cis sjw beta neckbeard otaku
>>675926469
using the word literally was totally unnecessary
>>675926880
I'm not half of those things, it's just a type I'm into ever since I befriended a similar cute chick.
Certain things from crushes stick with me. It's hell and bliss when you have a qt perky small tited friend and a busty, curvy big titted friend. My boner is a compas and everything is north.
>>675927014
using the word totally was literally unnecessary
>>675927014
Using the word totally was literally unnecessary
Tried the weed thing. 40% black cams or empty rooms, 50% what you'd expect from a stoner chat, 10% chicks.
If you like those odds go for it I guess.
>>675926416
if you want to cum then go to the nearest bar and pick up the first thirsty whore that looks at you
>>675927290
>female
>friend
yeah, you're a fag
>>675927508
Just totally literally to be honest
>>675927357
>>675927508
Samefagging was literally totally unnecessary
>>675927575
>lol this guy has friends lets point and laugh
I'm into dudes as well anyway.
But maybe you're right. I'll contemplate my life choices due to the touching words of a nobody on the internet.
>>675919458
Bumping for moar, here's some OC. What do you use to record?
>Chicks_making_faces_at_big_dicks.webm
oh boy, my favorite kind of thread. Maybe one day this barren land will be more fruitful with female nudity.
A little part of me died typing that, but a lot of me is dead already.
>>675927850
so you fuck guys because you can't get with chicks?
>>675927966
aTube Catcher
>>675928172
>implying I'm not a virgin
You flatter me. I'm too indifferent to life to care about relationships or sex most of the time.
Which is lucky, because by some miracle my body uses a brain to think and function, rather than a dick.
>>675927557
>if you want to cum then go to the nearest bar and pick up the first thirsty whore that looks at you
>going outside, leaving 4chan
>>675928496
k, so if you are a virgin a few options
>1 you're a whale no one wants to fuck
>2 you're autistic
>3 you're an underagedfag
>>675912137
>>675912342
>>675912347
>>675912927
>>675913081
its fake. they know each other. but its a good vid.
>>675928921
How do you know?
>>675926416
Bro, by mid twenties you should be going to bars and dating people to nut.
>>675928496
>I'm too indifferent to life to care about relationships or sex most of the time
>I'm too indifferent
this has to be b8
>>675929153
That's clearly worked out great for you, still on /b in your 30s
>>675929342
I'm in my 40's
>>675928863
>a whale
no
>autistic
no
>underage
wrong again (though kids fuck all the time wtf?)
Consider this idea: If I never bother trying hard enough to get laid, it likely won't happen on it's own. I honestly don't care at all that I'm a virgin, since my life is defined by greater things (it's still a shit life, but not (only) because of that)
Keep trying to hurt my feelings though, bro. Might have an emotional epiphany from your mystic guidance and write it down in my dream journal. If my sexual experience means so much to you, I've traded nudes with random strangers and and at most dry grinded with somebody twice. Am I now fit to be part of your CoolGuy McWallLean club? where should I pick up my varsity jacket and sunglasses?
>>675929342
I mean, I'm almost in my twenties, and I browse 4chan for the keks and to jack off once in a while, I won't lie. I'm guessing I've gotten further with a girl than you though and I'm still a virgin.
>>675929744
you got time. I won't give any advice.
>>675929744
Right on buddy!!! XD
>>675929836
Thank you?
>>675929956
I mean, you know what you have to do to not be a virgin anymore. Most of the time it isn't lack of knowledge but lack of application
>>675930234
Is this still an omegle thread or some feel good tumblr virgin party line
>>675929478
>and at most dry grinded with somebody twice
That alone is hilarious that you've kept track of that
>>675918232
dude.....i think that's my ex when she was young....what the actual fuck.
>>675930234
I'm just waiting for a memorable girl. I'm at KU and there are loads of sluts, I just don't want to get aids.
>>675929744
It's amazing how much your outlook on life changes in those few years (18-22). Honestly, by the time you're 25 you'll realise happiness is having your own flat, having a giggle with your lads and playing guitar 3 am on a friday while having a scotch
>>675930371
this is 4chan, there are no fucking rules
>>675930705
My life doesn't start until I'm 26. On my way to be an orthodontist. Ima be rich fam. I'm also in the Navy so I could pull some mad pussy if I wanted to.
>>675929320
If you're talking about word usage, I'm too indifferent to check myself on an anonymous image board.
>>675930542
Not really. It wasn't really planned or anything, I just have a friend who likes to cuddle and I guess she was in the mood. Didn't go any further, since there were people over, but It wasn't too long ago, and being slowly grinded against by your big-titted friend ain't exactly something you forget easily.
>>675930571
Oh dude. I'm so sorry...
>>675909034
This dude has a huge cock but prob a flaming autistic faggot. Why isn't he smashing mad oussy instead of spending hours trolling through chat services to jerk off to sluts
>>675931075
What is with this fucking dickception?!
>>675930875
That's literally the worst thing you can do. Enjoy your youth and freedom, learn to embrace poverty and a frugal lifestyle (not a cheap fuck though), chasing money will only bring you frustration. Best things in life are free anyway
>>675931119
No kidding! That mother fucker has to have a 1/1000 face to need to go on omegle to get his Jimmie off.
>>675926132
>>675925150
"Want to see an average cock?"
He bends his body so it looks like his dick is longer because it gets close to his chest.
>>675931119
I'd say you've just got penis envy if it weren't on omegle.
As someone who uses the site myself, it's the lowest level of trying to get poon there is, with the exception of maybe being desperate enough to click the "hi I'm [sexy single in your area], got a credit card?" ads
im an 8/10 white boy with blue eyes and i've been addicted to getting omegle tits since i was 15. im 19 now and i still lie about my age and hold conversations with 15 year old girls for a half an hour just so they can flash me and i can leave. i record it every time and just end up deleting them. help
>>675931227
I get that a lot, but it's actually cool. I enjoy dentistry, it intrigues me. I want it to be my life. The money definitely is a sweet bonus to doing what I want though, not going to lie.
>>675917059
Story?
>>675931590
They both happened to realize that life is meaningless and there is no point to continue.
>>675930940
>I'm too indifferent>I'm too indifferent>I'm too indifferent>I'm too indifferent>I'm too indifferent>I'm too indifferent>I'm too indifferent>I'm too indifferent>I'm too indifferent>I'm too indifferent>I'm too indifferent>I'm too indifferent>I'm too indifferent>I'm too indifferent>I'm too indifferent>I'm too indifferent>I'm too indifferent>I'm too indifferent>I'm too indifferent>I'm too indifferent>I'm too indifferent>I'm too indifferent>I'm too indifferent>I'm too indifferent>I'm too indifferent>I'm too indifferent>I'm too indifferent>I'm too indifferent>I'm too indifferent>I'm too indifferent>I'm too indifferent
>>675931811
Echo and Narcissus. What a marvelous tale.
If only you could use your own words.
>>675931554
That's great man, i'm in the engineering field and too enjoy my work and the money it comes with.
Just keep humble and grateful for what you have, and you'll enjoy yourself much more
>>675931590
they're just fulfilling a suicide pact. everyone's doing it these days.
>>675919458
wimpy af load
>>675931524
>help
the only thing you are doing wrong is the fact that you are deleting the fucking videos while /b/ could be enjoying it.
But seriously, if you can get 15 year old girls to show you their tits then that is fucking awesome.
>>675931524
At least you've realized you have a problem, also unrelated the 4chanpartyvan should be over soon.
>>675931524
>>675932150
That's awesome. One of my best friends in the world in in engineering. Once again, doing what he loves and happens to make some money. Also, fuck people who say 4chan is fucked up. We're people too, we just act weird so people run away and then only strong people remain. You're a cool person to talk to, and we're not hating like everyone expects.
>>675930705
>Honestly, by the time you're 25 you'll realise happiness is having your own flat, having a giggle with your lads and playing guitar 3 am on a friday while having a scotch
holy fuck you're a faggot. if you are not a millionaire by 30, then you might as well just give up. but seriously, why do you not want to be rich?
i am 18 year old virgin and literally my only goal in life is to gain money and power by any means possible.
>>675932313
i delete them because i have a girlfriend and shit now and that also makes me feel worse about doing it. its like a weird addiction thing that i always go to when i dont feel like playing games. i had a folder with a little over 100 screenshots back when i was like 17. i'll start uploading so my shitty escapades can have a bit of worth
>>675931982
Why would i have to use my own words to insult you? You're already doing that yourself with the past 5 posts you've made on this thread you sperglord.
>>675918232
Source? Longer version? MOAR
>>675932754
>i'll start uploading so my shitty escapades can have a bit of worth
GO! GO! GO!
m always getting girls skype names and shit off this site and i dont even have my cam on in some cases
>>675932907
Have I? Silly me. Maybe I was hoping you'd enlighten me with whatever wisdom you're keeping from me like you're waiting till marriage.
I already gave you that promise ring. No need to be a prude. I am blind in this abandoned wasteland of ignorance, and only your siren song of knowledge will lead me to peace and happiness.
>>675918810
Underrated post
>>675932548
Yeah, i kind of get here to get my autism out of my body, i talk a lot with clients and i need to be extremely social and eloquent.
>>675932721
Lol, jews really got into your head huh mate? Don't you have someone to put you on track? seriously, you need some wisdom in your life, find someone who can provide it for you, not gonna be me
is there a sauce for the girl with the blue eyes?
>>675926842
sorry bro i forget
but here is the link
https://mega.nz/#!n9cngJ7D
>>675934386
what is decryption key dude???
>>675933826
Getting autism out is nice. And like you said to the other person about providing, I've been in some pretty scrutinous places just by saying I'm going to by a dentist. Like mention money for the future and girls drop their panties like no other. I just don't want to bang a slut so rip in peace them.
>>675934674
!hFYvZRlTDw_91fg3ZEQxpFmubOZGztq2ovOyfTLXlfg
sorry again
here is
