Waifu claiming thread
>Shit memory edition
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>Most important: Have fun!
Konata Claimed
>That's the LAST time I forget to lurk a /waifu/ thread
Obligatory claim.
Best
Yui claim
>>675905279
>>675905285
>>675905328
>>675905535
>>675905538
Ayy welcome back Anons.
claimed
>>675905328
>>675905587
It's great to see you all again tonight.
>In my outburst I forgot to greet everyone
Er, I apologize for that.
Aww yeah
>>675905279
Is that really you?
>>675905939
>>675906055
Welcome to the thread Anons.
>>675905948
Don't worry everyone makes mistakes.
>>675906166
It's me Goku.
>>675905587
Thank ya, sweetheart.
>>675905948
That's fine man, a lot of people scuttle on through these threads. Not much you can do about.
Great to see you as well, glad you can relax at your place now. Up to anything right now?
>>675906166
Yes, this is really me. Crazy Juri-anon who feels nothing outside a Street Fighter match.
>Who would even want to be me
>I guess I shouldn't be mad.
>Great taste, at least.
>I just feel very strongly about her
Best flat-chested goth waifu claimed.
Ayy
I'm slowly starting to tire but I'll stay up
>claimed
>>675906841
>>675906731
Welcome back Anons.
>>675906652
Before I get bad touch again, answer this:
>What's her best body part?
>>675906731
Great to see you as always, Ruri-kun.
>>675906841
Hey hey, nice file name.
If wanna sleep, feel free, man. Don't let us keep you, get all snugged up in that bed. One of us has to.
>>675905948
Waifu claiming is serious business!
>>675906255
Welcoming to this thread itself or as in new guy to this thread? Cause I've been here for a while but thank bro
>>675907225
Just a welcome to the thread.
>>675907124
Awh, hand buddy, you're too kind towards me.
Doing anything in particular right now?
>>675906255
Thank you, good to be here.
>>675907557
If it puts a smile on ya face, always happy to do it.
On a Friday? Oh my no, just sitting down listening to some music. Thanks for asking, ya sunflower. You doing anything?
>>675906641
I know, and I know I can't change anything if someone does. It's just really.. personal, yeah? She's not just some character I picked based only off of looks, or personality.
>Though that definitely counts
Still, I apologize. Really, I do. You anons are like real friends.
>Everyone has a story, right? Is it time to share mine?
>>675907047
>There is no singular "best" part about Juri
>EVERYTHING about her is best
>Literal perfection
>Please don't shoot me Ms. Pauling
>>675907181
Always the most srs of bsns
>>675905079
You posted her ;-;
>>675907993
>Hey, thank you!
Just lurking a few threads right now.
And, I have a favor to ask, if you don't mind.
>You do?
>>675908129
>>675907754
>>675907691
>>675907607
Extremely good memes, Spidey anon.
>>675908182
I don't mind sharing, you can also claim her if you wish.
>>675908032
You see, you were being awfully specific the other day, and with the incident in the last thread I'm not ready to put my guard down just yet...
So I'll ask you again...
>>675907470
Lol thanks homie
>>675908466
you're a good guy anon
Dick Waifu Claimed
>>675908965
Welcome to the thread Anon.
>>675908032
I feel that, just some of those personal habits you can't break. Sucks; but hey, it makes us who we are.
Yeah, apology accepted. Though there's no need, just happy to have you here.
>feel free to talk if want to, always happy to listen.
>>675908378
Don't mention it, friendo. Ask away, always happy to do favors if I'm not on the verge of passing out. Still gotta do a picture for Marie.
Ask away, my man.
>>675908965
Welcome back, man. Doing well?
CLaiming shiina, Hi anons.
>>675908032
One day i'll talk to you anon.
One day soon...
>>675908466
>>675908822
Sharing a waifu?
That's unheard of. It should be illegal.
>>675909112
Welcome to the thread Anon.
>>675909445
Why? I don't find anything wrong with sharing a waifu.
>>675908822
>>675908466
Sharing is caring
>>675909445
I share shinoa with my other shinoa bro. He's not here sadly
>>675909445
Sharing a waifu would feel like cheating on her
>>675909780
Forgot pic
>>675909110
So, hand kun
Stocking got a custom photo of your hand in front of a picture of her waifu.
Do you think you could do the same for me?
>>675909713
Thanks anon.
>>675909445
If they are both agree with sharing I think is okay.
>>675909112
Welcome, buddy.
>>675909326
>pats
I'm sure he'd love ya.
>>675909780
Agreed.
>>675909110
Pretty well, sore as shit. Started working out again.
>>675909713
>>675909780
Gross, it's like you don't have self-respect.
Be a man.
CLAIM YOUR WAIFU.
>>675908727
In response to my claim on sadistic perfection, and your response regarding Administrator?
>I know of her
>Yes, she is great for that
>But does she have those legs
>That crazy look in the eye, FUCK
>Those feet
>The look and feel that makes me absolute DIAMONDS
Pretty sure that was all the specifics, please take into account I worked 12 hours today and am a bit tired.
>Please don't shoot me Ms. Pauling
>It's really me
>>675909910
Yeah man, I'd love to. Have anything in mind?
>>675910045
But that's the fun in it all, feeling like a hundred bucks once that soreness scuttles. Glad to hear you're exercising, that's great.
>>675909790
Exactly
>>675909916
If I agreed that we should all take turns with your waifu throughout the day that'd be okay too?
>>675910110
Anon, and what about if other anon came and try to alim your waifu what would you do then ?
How long have you anons known your waifu?
Only a year but it's going great!
I'm honestly surprised.
>>675910654
About a year and a half now. Dick waifu is best waifu though.
>>675910593
They wouldn't dare.
Good thread you're all beautiful
>>675910400
>>675910130
>>675909910
>>675905587
Special good nights
Matsushima Michiru
>>675910130
Yay! It really is you!
Sorry about pointing that SPAS-13 in your face, heheh...
Please don't beat me Adminis-I mean Juri!
>>675910929
Goodnight, handsome. Sleep warm and well.
I'm back
>>675910803
Can you please say "Yukkii!" in your most kawaii voice and post it here?
>>675909110
Happy to see you here too, Hand. I'm actually listening to some ODST OST right now, while I type up some notes. How's the night treating you?
>>675910929
E-eh? That's the first time anyone's ever gave me a special good night..
>You have yourself a wonderfully good night you beautiful bastard, you
>>675910110
>Be a man.
I am triggered right now, for all you know I could be a women or an attack helicopter.
>>675910654
I started claiming my waifu today but I have known her for about half a year by now.
>>675910929
Night Anon, sleep well.
>>675911054
Welcome to the thread Anon.
>>675911144
Welcome Back Anon.
>>675911144
Ok.
Would you ever share your waifu?
>>675911144
Welcome back
>>675911076
It's okay Ms. Pauling, it's why I like you!
>And also because I don't want my face blown off unexpectedly
>>675911307
Mmm, glad I could show you that jazzy audio love.
Nice and quiet, thanks for asking.
>>675911144
Welcome back, buddy.
>>675911340
Thanks
>>675911365
No. Why?
>>675910803
I get your point, I wouldn't share my waifu.
>>675910929
Good night.
>>675911283
I'm a man with a deep ass voice. That would be gay.
>>675911340
Why would a woman have a waifu? I'm 99% sure there's a different name for males, like husbando or something.
>>675910803
I remember when slightly less aggressive Yuno anon and OG Yuno were fighting
>Had some good keks there
>I guess it happens to us all
Claiming Shiro
>>675911864
Now you have to do it
>>675911525
>>675911621
Thanks guys.
>>675911864
Ov vey you goyim, I could be a lesbian for all you know and I could sexually identify as an attack helicopter so check your privileges.
>>675912004
Welcome to the thread.
>>675911644
Just needed to know for an ongoing study.
>>675911965
Does that guy come often or was he just trolling me? Either way, I stole his pics.
>>675912313
Thanks man
>>675912004
Also claiming Shiro
>>675912799
Totally different Shiro.
>>675912799
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!
Fight to the death!
Holo claimed
~awoo
>>675912799
Welcome to the thread Anon.
>>675911573
Maybe I'm externalizing my constant suppression and increasing workload with the worship of beings of supreme, sadistic perfection.
>it's why I like you
tee-hee
>>675913037
I know :3
>>675912398
Pretty sure he was just trolling. Been lurking for awhile and I'm almost always in every /waifu/ thread, yet I only see you as the OG Yuno posting in here
>Also because your posts/personality are pretty similar to actually being Yuno
>It's why I like you, crazy waifus stick together
>>675913210
Good. You try to take my Shiro from me and we'll have problems, bud.
>>675913049
I'm ready to fight!
>>675913180
Thank you :D
What are you guys doing tonight ?
I'm playing Osu and browsing /b/.
>>675913402
Having trouble sleeping. I'll try playing Chivalry.
>>675913390
Whatever :P
>>675913402
Playing d&d and browsing /b/
>>675913619
Welcome to the thread Anon.
>>675913402
Just fucking around on /b/ at 4:23
>>675910929
I love ya as well
>>675910400
I thought about it for a while, and I ended up deciding for pic related.
>You don't have to if you're busy
>Or if you just don't want to, I'll understand!
>>675913204
Where have you been all my life, Ms. Pauling? Bless your perfect little heart.
>I bet you have it in you to be more sadistic than Adminstrator
>Would love to see it one day
>>675913402
Nothing, as usual. Ugh.
>>675913619
Heyo, Cowgirl.
>>675913830
Alright, what do you want me to do with my hand with said picture?
>>675913402
Being angry at my cowardly vassals.
>>675914047
>No homo tho
>>675913550
Troubles to sleep ? something usual in your life or ?
>>675913619
Hi Milkman
Goodnight thread, see you later.
>>675914047
>>675914456
Hi.
>>675914545
Night.
>>675913853
On a large, highly explosive missile, barreling through the sky towards it's target...
a firework and alligator orphanage...
But that's where I met you.
>>675914545
Have a good night, formerly Crusader now Konata
>Or was that a joke I missed last thread?
>>675914545
Goodnight, buddy. Sleep warm and well.
>>675914648
Milk?
>>675914835
Always.
SHE IS MINE
she is mine
>>675914695
Mmmmm mm mm. Ms. Pauling, you sure have... a way with words..
>It's getting a bit steamy in here, e-eh?
>>675914977
Good.
>>675914387
>That filename
>Kek
Alright.
>>675914648
How are you
>>675914545
Goodnight
late, but nobody ever claims my waifu anyway
Lurking again
>>675915503
Good but hungry, about to get something to eat.
Am I doing it right /b/ ?
>>675916161
I'd say so!
>>675916161
>Creative
>Sturdy, strong legs
>Solid build that compliments the body
>Firm, plenty of places to grip
>She only opens for you
Yeah I'd say it's perfect.
>9/10 missing sadism
>>675916586
I forgot the pic, oops.
>>675916586
Yeah, you need a good bit of sadism.
>>675915336
You sure have a way of using your feet to murder people, I don't know, maybe it's just me.
And that heat you were talking about, it's a fire. Nothing to worry about, it's only you're birth certificate and dental records. It needs to be this way.
>>675913335
Thanks, I agree :)
>>675912255
Now I have to share my waifu? Never.
>>675913402
I'm not sure, I just realized I don't have work tomorrow so I'm not sure if I should go to sleep or do something.
>>675915959
Cool. Make sure you have some milk with that.
>>675916811
>>675913830
There ya go, buddy.
>>675916811
Feet, hands, a SPAS-13? It all works, right?
>The only fire I feel is my burning passion for you, Ms Pauling
>>675915832
Happy to see ya around.
>>675915734
Welcome to the thread, man.
>>675917207
Hand has the best deliveries
>And he's such a nice guy!
>>675916952
Not that, you have to say "Yuukii" or whatever in a kawaii voice
>>675917207
If it's not too much to ask can you do one with me?
>>675917682
>hand blush
You're too kind, really. You're far better, always love talking to you.
>>675917695
Yeah, sure. What do ya want me to do?
>>675917267
Oh, they aallll work alright. Especially some more than others, but I'll leave that to the imagination.
>Pain is another form of pleasure.
Y'all have terrible taste
And thread is kill, I cri.
>>675919049
Spectacular claim. Man has a good taste in practically everything.
>>675919652
:'(
>>675918371
Non non non, monsieur Hand, you are confirmed strongest community pillar of /waifu/ because of your actions.
>He likes talking... to me?
>slightly embarrassed
Feeling is mutual. After all, you were the first to greet me when I decide to stop lurking and start posting.
>>675918773
It's nice to know who to go to when things get rough.
>It sure is, Ms. Pauling. I wouldn't mind a... pain swap with you.
>It'll be my pleasure~
>>675919652
>>675916983
If I could I'd have Holstaur milk all day everyday.
>>675918371
Any hand pose is fine, just use this picture
Thanks
>>675920068
>>675917207
>Just saw it
Holy shit hand buddy, you're the fucking man.
>>675920068
Like would be an understatement, of course I enjoy talking to you. Always happy to see you around in these threads.
Always happy to embarrass if it's the flattering truth.
>>675920578
Any hand pose? Don't want a specific one?
>>675920936
I guess a thumbs up would be cool.
>>675920928
>hand blush
I-it was no trouble...
>>675920928
>>675921283
KISSU
>>675920068
I hope you don't have thin blood.
>>675921709
They politely asked Christy Statton to leave.
kagami claimed
Insult all you want. But ranko-chan has best fanfiction
>>675920667
>Oh, Ms Pauling... Administrator's already had her fun with you? And here I thought we could get to know each other better.
>>675920936
Agh, Hand. You're the only one who says these kinda things to me...
>C-Cut it out!
>embarrassed
I just want to... well, shake you! You super sweet Hand, you.
>You'll give me the beetus if you keep this up
>>675921429
You're just jealous you don't have one for yourself, Holsts.
>Don't try to deny it
>>675921739
>And I really hope that you do, Ms Pauling~
>Don't keep me waiting, now.
>>675922175
The Administrator's old news. If I was on a device that supported photoshop I would of superimposed your head over hers.
Use your imagination in the meantime.
>>675922814
You know you want to kissu, besides I've got the Titty force!
-Holstaur image.
Is anyone working on making new bread?
>>675921263
>I took the image, image limit is a bitch though.
>Here's a link, buddy.
http://i.imgur.com/J5jkxQw.jpg
>>675921429
Hands have lips?
>>675922175
Well of course I say them, I mean them too.
>hugs
>All of the beetus