Bored and horney. Any requests?
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Bored and horney.
Any requests?
>>675898145
Fuck off and kill yourself
>>675898145
timestamp
>>675898145
Stick one of those little cocktail umbrellas in your pooper.
ur black so ur kinda worthless
timestamp
>>675898145
sharpie in pooper
>>675898307
Yes.
Of course. Get dressed and go to sleep. You can even read the Bible and accept Jesus as your savior.
>>675898145
Time stamp
>>675898506
out
>>675898145
Your pussy is beautiful
>>675898145
btw its horny. not horney. grr
>>675898506
Who's Jesus?
>>675898145
I request that you stop putting horse pussies in human pussy places
Pee.
Looks like horse pussy
>>675898263
>>675898452
>>675898530
TIMESTAMP
>>675898722
dubs called it lets go
piss
>>675898675
My gardener
>>675898695
Does look like horse
>>675898753
t imE StAMP
>>675898145
timestamp?
timestamp on yourself in your poop.
>>675898782
wh a t the fuCK
hoW ARE YOU NOT BLACK NOW
aM GOING TO REE VERY HARD
>>675898782
Spread pussy lips pls
>>675898782
sharpie in pooper! also get that pussy wet for the next shot.
>>675898145
Tits or GTFO
>>675898782
bent over...finger in bum to start
>>675898923
virgin neckbeard.
gtfo they are everywhere tonight
b/thread/675890936/hey-fellow-btard-here
>>675898145
Open legs, spread dirty little hole with fingers. Show how wet your horniness makes you.
Your best pair of socks on your feet while you squat spreading that beautiful pussy ;)
>>675898145
ur ass looks like a horse ass,i like it, come to chile nigga
Shoe on head
Sharpie in pooper
Shoe on head
>>675898145
Yeah, pls kill urself
Shoe on head asap
Tits are GTFO
>>675899116
This; we make you famous on YTMND
>>675898782 trap?
>>675898853
For the love of god, shoe on head
u legit just posted any requests a nd now ur not doing anything op u r shitter
>>675898145
Very nice! Please take a pic of your tits outside? Thanks!
>>675899490
pls take pic o f boobis
thAnk!
Questions:
Do you like a finger or some in the ass (like a care)?
Do you enjoy creampies (because, it doesn't matter I do)
>>675898145
Yeah, can I request that you never spell "horny" like that ever again?
>>675899410
shoe on head
shoe in pooper?
Write Tommy beef on your ass plz <3
>>675898777
Trips reinforces my dubs. Get pissing.
Shoe on head as quickly as possible
umbrella in pooper
>>675899685
this
>>675899701
super f ast shoe on head
>>675898145
legs spread, pussy shot with timestamp or no dick for you
>>675899856
I can't believe OP is denying us a shoe on head
>>675899103
100% Real no fake
Asap shoe on head my fiber is bready
>>675898782
Sharpie in pooper
fucking anything would be good at this point
>>675899974
am sad
cry today no shoe on head
wwwwww ShoE ON HEAD
>>675898145
Finger in ass please
>>675900059
my day would be better with a shoe on head
man i would lvoe a shoe on head tbh
>>675898782
I think he pulled the old swicheroo. I'm pretty sure theres balls in that pic.
Bait
>>675900218
my best friend just died lets have shoe on head
Fingers are great.
>>675900345
i just divorced my wife make me happy with a shoe on head
>>675900403
Can you take a closer pic please.
>>675900403
noice. can we see a little bit more of your body maybe doing something sexy? my dick is diamonds.
Post soles please
POOPIE IN THE SHARPER
>>675900403
get your fingers shitty.
Sharpie in the pooper faggot
Lol im not fake :D
>>675900462
my father and mother have leukaemia give shoe on head
body shot. Lets see what we're working with here.
>>675900890
my son likes 9gag show shoe on head
>>675900930
shoe on head tbh
>>675900403
wanna play on kik? ;)
Peter_lml
>>675900890
I recently stubbed my pinky toe shoe on head would make it feel better
>>675901028
wow shit im so sorry
shoe on head
>>675900403
Snapchat? Or Kik/ email
>>675901092
my only child was a stillborn shoe on head
>>675901106
Ya shoe on head tbh fam also check em
it places the shoe on it's head
>>675900403
shoe on head or gtfo
>>675901106
its ok im recovering, since my wife left he hasnt been the same... it all started with the memes then he found 9gag... i would love to see shoe on head
>>675901274
v confuse but shoe on headd
>>675901480
shoe on head
Sharpie (multiple if possible) in pooper
i think about suicide every single minute... shoe on head tho
Shoe in pooper
yeah hold a roast beef sandwich up next to your snake hole and see if anybody can tell the difference
>>675901480
>672166963 #
Just reported this shitty fucking reply, which is kind of funny, since i am a janitor. that's right ass hole. i don't need to report shit, but i thought i would in this case just so you know how bad you fucked up. As a janitor, a user of elevated privilege, i actually have a special report interface that patches me directly to moot. so he will be here soon to ban your ass. that's right, moot and i are good friends so he regularly bans the fuckheads that i run across on 4chan. he also gave me access to the mysql database on the server so i can see every post you've ever made - and man, you posted a lot of fucking shit. i actually am going to report your IP to the feds, no joke, there is some seriously illegal shit in these log files which are currently up on my screen. You picked the wrong board to shitpost on mother fucker. this is the end of you..unless of course op can show shoe on head
have a hard on u
>>675901930
jesus, i truly hope op show shoe on head
>>675902003
I've got a hard on for shoe on head
>>675902003
why that shit look like corn on the cob
I'm going through some tough shit with an impending divorce. Please write,
"Fuck me with your demon dick" on your stomach and spread your pussy lips for us.
>>675902156
me too
>>675902003
what a fucked up dick dude
vomit on yourself
so... about this shoe
>>675898145
How about this anon?
http://www.streamboobs.com/lana_rain/
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
let's track op's address and get that shoe on head by force
Fine titty pic
>>675902407
shoe on head is better tho
>>675902421
this
>>675902003
do you piss in your face? That's bent af
Shoe you say? I do enjoy a good Shoe show
put a barbie head in your pussy and spread it so we can see her looking out from the window of her new home
keep her in there for 18-20 years, raise her, feed her, and form her into a productive adult
>>675902481
shoe on head now
>>675902421
OP here. I'm out.
>>675902156
same
>>675902209
I'm also going through some tough shit with an impending divorce. Please write,
"Fuck me with your shoe dick" on a shoe and put it on top of your head for us.
>>675902592
prepare you head op
>>675902481
what animal chewed up your nipples bad enough to make them look like that
>>675902407
preach it anon, thanks for speaking out on the issue
>>675902481
that shit looks like some buckwheat pancakes with a rotten strawberry in the center
op is a faggot so i did it for you
>>675900403
OH THERE IS A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>675898777
Checked
>>675903199
MY DICK IS DIAMONDS RIGHT NOW
>>675902481
damn u OP give me those (.Y.)
>>675902516
if i pee with an erection probably , will try 10/10
They were peirced sooo...
>>675903199
nice shoe on head
>>675903199
m YGOD I LOV# YOU
>>675903199
I came
>>675903199
That file name tho
>>675902730
>what animal chewed up your nipples bad enough to make them look like that
might as well be
>"I've never seen a nipple and i'm retarded"
>>675903645
that file name tho
>>675903645
Allah acbar or whatever seemed too obvious
Are we going to track op's address or what? I would really love to see that shoe on head
>>675900403
gurl i eat that pussy like a mexican raping a taco
Well, my questions were answered.
Now: put a shoe on your heD, forehead up only. Q
Write diego on your tits
Someone screen cap all these shoe on head replies kek
Spread your pussy
yeah op spread that pussy and get ready for kong dick @==================> (|)
Go, Diego, go
>>675904617
might as well do more of ops request
>>675903675
bruh look at that shit its like
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>>675905140
SHARPIE IN POOPER!
>>675905619
I just saw you on Jurassic Park stealing embryos!
>>675898145
A finger in your pussy and write "For you, Erim" somewhere
Still waiting for that shoe on head tho
Still waiting in the money shot. Fuck! No shoe?
>>675905619
nice triple chin dude, keep up the good work
>>675905903
kk
>>675906380
jesus christ, that's an ugly ass
Am I too late for the shoe on head?
>>675906470
You are too early, op's being a faggot
>>675906447
i don't see a sharpie in your ass cunt. fuck off
>>675906380
goddamit OP give me the (|) woman..... fuck these fags they are all traps including the next poster
>>675906380
what are you taking pictures with? A calculator?
Ho
>>675906588
Of course you don't, i don't shove sharpies up my butt, i'm not a fag
>>675906666
SATANIC QUADS?
>>675906666
im not op
>>675906671
a brick
>>675906723
i bet you like pussy too. fuck outta here faggot
>>675906875
also still doing reasonable stuff just cuz
>>675906380
He fucking delivers! Stellar faggotry anon!
>>675906380
fuck girl id spank that ass with diamonds
>when i way diamonds i mean my dick
>>675898145
Lose some weight
>>675898145
A finger in your pussy and write "For you, Erim" somewhere
Stil no shoe on head
Still no shoe on head tho
what's a guy gotta do to get a shoe on a head around here?
>>675903199
thats a fucking dude. were being rused. Look at that hand.
shoe on head
>>675907474
no shit
Still waiting in the money shot. Fuck! No shoe?
>>675906380
not the same person as the pussy pics. she doesnt have balls and ass hair.
>>675906671
mashed potato
I miss the old days when shoe on head
>>675907450
fuck ur shoe fag... lets see some cock in that ass.
nafta baby
>nother afternoon of fuken that ass
>>675907474
If the "tit" pic and the hairy ass didnt tell you that...
>>675907627
>>675907474
i never said i was a girl
even said i wasn't op
>>675907144
messed up my heart at the end baby :*
I want to see your butthole , try to open it pls
>>675907895
if you shove a sharpie in pooper, you can shoe on head
>>675908114
see
>>675903199
already did
You shim, this started out great now I want to punch u, rape your mouth and then "possibly " drop your your body in a place your family can find you.
But, I'm changing the channel. No shoe, no service.
>>675908278
now everything makes sense
>>675907751
Shoe on head. Your argument is invalid.
i would pay for some shoe on head right now
>>675907895
get your faggot ass out of this thread. what are you even doing here. trying to hi-jack a camwhore thread with your faggot shit.
"Our Argument "
>>675908587
dude, he shoe on head, he can stay
>>675908480
>he thinks op is really a girl
>he thinks this hasn't been my thread for the last half an hour
wew lad
I just wanna bust a nut in, on shim
We should make a shoe on head thread
And, I'm bored
>>675908690
gaaaaaaaay!!!!
>>675908779
are you illuminati or some shit? plot twists every single minute
>>675908480
How much we talkin?
>>675898145
is that a horse?
But I miss u when your angry
To the samefag/newfag who keeps writing "shoe on head" it's not funny, it's not clever, it's annoying and should just fucking kill yourself and the person who told you about 4chan the other day
>>675909108
ten cents tops
>>675908779
anon delivers
>>675909262
Are you retarded? Clearly not a trap
>>675909319
shoe on head?
>>675909024
I'm not confirming or denying anything at this point
>>675909319
you seem upset. would you like a tissue?
>>675909471
"The mantra of the moron"
>>675898145
Boob it up plz.
>>675909919
Wait, shoe on head?
>>675901480
stay strong, it can't be easy.
also, I would really appreciate some shoe on head
>>675909206
I'm riding a horse right now lol
>>675908779
oh shit that was meant for
>>675908587
>>675910050
Keep going summerfag
>>675905140
nice tit
wanan fuk?
>>675910258
thanks buddy
shoe on head?
>>675910395
nah
>>675910523
shoe on heaD?
>>675903199
do you have a bomber vest underneath those sheets you fucking jihadi mudslime?
>>675910674
hoe on shead
>>675910491
I wana fuk
>>675910825
head on shoe
Jeffrey on tits pls
>>675910935
i want2fuk2
shoe on de head
>>675911027
shoe no head
>>675907895
More belly pics please
>>675911519
>>675911519
I tries to write anon-kun but my handwriting is shit
Not in the mood anymore.
Uhhh i just shat, so maybe ill post a shoe on my head soon idek
>>675911988
"I wish this train would hurry the fuck up"
>>675912165
good shit
>>675912275
"I need to take a shit"
Op, write "impregnate me" on your tummy, or right above your pussy
>>675913215
OP is a lie
>>675913215
op left. want me to do it instead ;^)))
>>675913413
But you can't get traps pregnant anon, no matter how small their femine PE is is, or how much cum you put in their butt
>>675913676
im not a trap
just a guy who likes joking around
go to /h/ and shlick like a normal person
>>675914506
the fuck happened with her tatas
>>675898145
Kike yourself
>>675914794
fag. those are perfect
>>675914937
topkek those are zit-tits
>>675915171
why the fuck they pointing downwards
>>675914506
those are kinda odd
>>675915049
virgin detected
>>675899078
dumbfuck
c i can say stupid shit too
>>675915327
She post preg, so combination of breast growth from hormones and milk. Also, depends on how she was holding her kid
Still waiting on shoe
>>675915393
more like a man with good taste :^)
>>675899116
this
>>675915393
Holy shit, yes.
Normally when people do the "virgin detected", it's just smack talk, but damn, this is the epitome of a virgin. THIS is what breasts actually look like. They have bumps.
>>675900113
aww yea, you know we want it!
da shoe on da head
>>675915393
I thought of him when i saw that
>>675901472
so need to see shoe on head
>>675901822
save this /b/tard
shoe
on
head
>>675903199
lmao wtf
>>675902643
HELL YEA!!!
SHOE MEET HEAD, plox!
Shoe on the head?
>>675904250
head on shoe, do it now white-girl
>>675902481
if you dont give me skype, i drink bleach tonight
>>675915805
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa they doooooooo
but those are ugly as heckckkkckkc
>>675898145
anal
>>675916882
That's really besides the point.
I do not judge, I am not picky. To a certain degree of course. I'd suck em.
>>675907483
so want to see this
>>675907721
true, me dick no hard like diamond cause no shoe on head
¿Que putas chingadas madres dijiste de mí, pinche escuincle baboso? para que te sepas yo entrené en el gimnasio del señor Julio Cesar Chavez , tengo un record de 50 knockouts, fui al colegio militar de la ciudad de México y un doctorado en ingenieria nuclear, ¿sabes que significa eso? que puedo volar tu pinche cabecita hueca con una bomba que estoy preparando especialmente para tí, y no sólo eso también soy experto en el manejo de armas largas y tengo acceso a todo un arsernal de Uzis, Ak 47 y R-15s, si tan solo hubieras pensado un poquito más y no hubieras abierto el pinche hocico de perro que tienes, no tendrías que rezar por tu vida.
En estos momentos estoy rastreando tu dirección IP para ubicar tu domicilio, te vas a cagar cuando veas un chingo de camionetas esperando en la entrada de tu casa para acribillarte, mis hombres estan bien armados y son muy temerarios, saben hacer muy bien su trabajo y están dispuestos a exterminar hasta la ultima puta celúla más pequeña e insignificante de tu puta miserable existencia, escucha bien mis palabras nene, que ya no hay vuelta atrás, vete despidiendo de tu miserable vida cabrón, voy a convertir tus ultimas horas de vida en un autentico infierno, estás bien pinche muerto nene, estás bien pinche muerto. /
>>675907751
that's just gay, shoe on head, ftw
>>675903199
DAMN, nice shoe on head!
>>675909919
u haz shoe on head?
>>675910575
faggot, y u no shoe on head?
>>675902481
Nice. Damn Idk why everybody is being so harsh. Don't listen to them.
>>675911182
sooo want this, shoe + head, now
>>675913676
but trap can shoe on head
