Waifu claiming thread
>Deus vult edition 2.22
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>Most important: Have fun!
>>675887156
Where you from?
>>675887224
Sure why not.
hatsune miku
Tenryuu claimed
Deus Vult?
Obligatory claim.
>>675886323
That fucking sucks, considering all our military does you'd think they would be getting paid better.
Still admirable none the less that you're aiming for it, the Military is still a respectable profession none the less.
>>675886571
Have the title saved in a Text Doc. Have it in my backlog and probably going to watch it this week, no worries.
>I'm gonna force myself to watch it along with like 2-3 other movies.
>>675886574
I'm sure you'd make for a great contribution to the industry. Blow Billy Herrington out of the water I bet.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>Best goth waifu claimed
>Alcohol is like a bottle of false happiness
>>675887156
>always crowded
Probably because it's the only decent one
>>675887224
Awh that's great to hear!
Does she live far away?
Anyways I'm going to bed, good night
Love this lady! I'll crush her gold pussy!
Best flat-chested goth waifu claimed.
>>675876181
Holy shit I'm poplar
>Sorry, I went out to try to find somewhere to eat something
>Didn't had any luck, It's a legal holiday
Holo claimed, again
The prettiest, cutest, sexiest, more interesting waifu here.
>Just deal with it already
Sup
>>675886574
It is fucking glorious and trump is making it great again.
>>675886757
As promised. Now I wanna see your sword
>>675887224
Glad you could see her! Always good to spend time with family
Deus Vult
Ayy
I haven't slept in like 36 hours but I'm not tired yet
>claimed
>>675887587
I'm gonna be the next Johnny Sins
>I can only dream
>>675887717
Welcome back Ruri!
Why wouldn't you be poplar?
>>675887282
These are shit waifus OP. I hope you like melons
>>675887601
>Alcohol is like a bottle of false happiness
Close enough for me!
>>675887824
I hope you hang around on waifu threads often
>>675888015
Emperor of Mankind claimed
>Play Warhammer 40,000 Dawn of War: Soulstorm multiplayer
>Lose 15 games in a row due to being paired with new players
>Finally get paired with experienced players
>Lose to new players
So far my day has been shit. How have your days been?
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>>675888199
Welcome back Anons
>>675887610
Goodnight Anon
>>675888015
Do I look like a Nigger to you?
>>675887601
>>675887849
Yeah, she is practically on the other side of the country
>>675887587
Trust me, it's worth it. Ever seen much of the other movies based on Philip K Dick's work?
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>>675887920
>I can only dream
Apparently so, have to be in the official "fag club" to get these special perks. Give you a badge and a gun. Contracting AIDS gets you kicked out though from what I hear.
>>675887861
Don't wanna drink tea or anything to try and help?
>>675887610
Goodnight, Shiki. Sleep warm and well.
>>675887610
Good night Shiki!
>>675887849
Here you go. And now show me your belly.
>>675888323
Not sure if I have. Any other movies you can tell me about that are by him?
anime is for children
>>675888557
I am pretty certain that this Anon is a Nigger.
>>675888028
Thanks, thats very nice of you
>that gif made me giggle
>>675888314
hey
>>675888653
>Crusader Anon
>>675887717
Of course you're popular. You're a living bundle of sunshine.
Welcome back.
>>675888432
Wew
Good thing I have no STD's
How do I get into this "Fag Club"?
>>675888314
hello crusader anon. how is the crusade going?
>>675888910
>Confused hands
Have to be a fag.
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>>675889168
So many melons.
>>675887920
Awh, hello there, Stocking <3
>Why wouldn't you be poplar?
I'm not too talkative, and my limited English would allow me to only compliment back other anons.
Anyways, how have you been?
Got any sleep recently?
>>675888823
Stop it hand buddy, YOU are the heart and soul of /waifu/.
Fuck I can't wait until July
>>675887717
Of course you're poplar qt
>>675887610
Night Shiki!
>>675888496
Here you go! One last request: I wanna see your right arm in the air
Alright guys I'm headed off. Pretty tired and might crash on my friends couch. Take care. It's been real.
>>675888199
Simple, play necrons! Even when they die, your fine!
>>675888392
Fixed it!
>>675888627
Total Recall, minority report, and Bladerunner were but had the titles changed. They changed the names for a reason, "Let us Remember it for you" "do androids dream of electric sheep?" Are weird names. and the Man in the High Castle is getting a miniseries, but I have yet to see it
Best waifu
Holo claimed
>>675889447
heyyy thats pretty good
>>675889240
>have to be a fag
>to get into fag club
No fucking way, you're pranking me
>>675889263
But you're a qt<3
I always enjoy talking to you!
I've been pretty damn shit tbf but I'm feeling rather happy now
No sleep though. That's not gonna be a thing.
How are you?
>>675889447
i switch between both necrons and space marines (necrons are my second favorite faction, behind space marines.) but god damn i still get beaten badly.
Dio-sama...
>>675887461
Texas
>>675887601
Most likely
>>675888432
Right now I don't need to sleep for anything, so I'll be fine.
I'm gonna go and grab something to eat, be back in like 20 or so minutes
>>675889044
It hasn't started yet, waiting since 1272 AD.
>>675889530
Welcome back Anon
>>675889539
Anons pls >>675887732
I want to get humiliated by Juri while she tortures my cock with immense pleasure.
>>675889301
Welcome back, how have you been?
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>>675889674
Oh i can post now
>thanks google
Hello popular
WE HONK NOW
Claimed.
Purest of maidens
>>675887282
>TFW you're a crusader and you'll never have the pleasure to feast upon the fruits of Aisha. Muhammad's divine wife.
>>675889846
i know that feel, except i haven't had mine in a millennium
>>675890040
STOP THIS
>>675889857
I've never posted here before. I'm fine though, thank you. How are you?
>>675889955
>popular
Kek, I think you're looking for Ruri
I'm Stocking~
>>675890190
You'll pay for your insolence
>>675890244
I see.
>>675889618
Will it satisfy you? And make you leave?
>>675889715
I mostly stick to the table top, and the role-playing games, like deathwatch. Here is a pic of my necron army, decided to go with a terracotta theme, mostly because FUCK USING METALLIC PAINT?
>>675889756
I'm sorry for your loss.
FRAN ANON
Bow before the purest waifu in the land
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>>675890071
>east upon the fruits of Aisha. Muhammad's divine wife.
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>>675890111
That must suck Anon, how do you deal with that?
>>675890284
I'd say you are fairly popular.
Isis-chan claimed
>>675889263
Not really.
I mean it though.
>>675889301
What happens in July?
>>675889329
You're just too cute.
>pats
>>675889447
Ooohh, alright. Gives me a little bit more context on what I'm jumping into before watching, thanks.
>>675889674
N-no, I'd never do that you...
>>675889756
Well, glad to have you around while you're still awake.
Enjoy your food, buddy.
>>675889856
That's a reasonable thing to want, record it?
>>675889955
Welcome back, buddy.
>>675890158
>I've never posted here before
There's another Juri anon and he though you were him, that's why he said "welcome back"
>>675890344
that looks badass. i really want to get into the table top but it looks like it's really expensive. what do you think about it?
Just now leaving from work.
>Essence of sadistic grappling perfection claimed
>Filenames different still on my phone
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>>675890497
Yeah, what Emi said.
... But you're the same Emi, right?
>>675887282
mai waifu
>>675890284
Ah shit.
Well i was close.
>>675890494
I am so triggered right now.
>>675890415
Sometimes I guess
I'm pretty certain that was aimed at Ruri though, as she was in my picture
Also hi!
>>675890495
Hehe~
You make everything cute
>>675890715
It's alright
Ruri was in my picture
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>>675890738
Deal with it
>>675890495
It's kind of the main estimate timeframe for when she comes out for SFV. If I can record it, I would.
>>675890950
How can you upload the same image?
>>675890699
There will only be one Emi in here, and that's me. Nobody gonna touch my waifu
>>675890679
Juri, I have bad news... >>675889301
>>675890679
You and I are kindred spirits my brother.
>>675890715
Don't feel bad Anon, everyone makes mistakes from time to time.
>>675890824
>I'm pretty certain that was aimed at Ruri though
I know that is why I responded with I'd say you are fairly popular.
>>675890873
But I can't Anon, last time I attempted to deal with it the crusades were lost.
>>675890679
Glad you're finally able to come home and relax, man. Co-workers sound like a pain in the ass.
>>675890824
>Hand blush
S-stop it....
>>675890715
>pat pat
>>675890738
Time to put that sword and shield to good use, my friend.
>>675890978
Thanks, friendo. I look forward to it.
>>675891072
Good, I won't have to use something quite as big then ;)
I thought it was the other Juri
>BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!
>>675890415
really just spend the rest of the days trying to keep the astronomican open (basically how our ships travel faster than light) so i'm too busy to really do anything.
that and i really can't get off of my throne atm. pic related
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>>675890824
You too make for cute anon waifus
>>675891317
Thx!
>>675891695
SOMEONE KILL HER
>>675891317
Fair enough
Well thanks, I appreciate the compliment
>If it was a compliment
>>675891388
Stop being such a qt then<3
>>675891556
Please don't start this...
>>675891645
Sorry but I'm committed to Noire
>>675891463
Anon I think you might never be able to go on a Crusade again, your body seems to be falling apart.
>>675891388
I have been waiting since 1272 AD for that.
>>675891695
Pls stop, pls. Too many melons
>>675890495
Most all of his work is mind-bending twists, mainly about identity and memory alteration
>>675890529
Make sure you find a group first. And proxy up dudes before you buy them, to make sure they are what you want. Also, what kind of army would you like? Fast glass-cannons, or slow grindstones? Ranged, or close combat or bust? Swamp with a swarm, or a few elite dudes?
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>>675891444 Nice trips
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>>675891776 America, fuck yeah!
How is such a thing possible?
>>675891827
It indeed was a compliment.
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>>675891847
''Ignore it and it will go away'' - Jesus or some other guy
>>675891847
Don't feed trolls friend
>ignore
>>675891944
Actually I'm okay with this one
>>675890715
>still not poplar enough
Heyo there, though.
>>675890495
Well, that's how I see it, at least.
It just wouldn't be the same without you.
>Enjoying your night, hand buddy?
>>675889674
I enjoy talking to you as well, you're totally a qt, Stocking!
>That's why I'm always trying to asphyxiate you with annoying questions.
I'm glad you're feeling happy, but also worried about your insomnia.
>I'm alright, just found a little shop that sells fries despite being a legal holiday, heh.
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>>675892134
what is this? looks like heresy
>>675891388
My only regret is that I might be on vacation when she drops and I'll have to wait to update my PS4. Or if the release schedules are like Alex, I'll be completely fine.
>>675891402
>The Ambassador
Didn't like that one, although it looks nice
>Bad touch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k
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>>675892176
It is heresy and should be removed.
>>675891893
personally i'm a bit of a ranged guy, but i'd like to do close combat too, and a few elite guys would do fit.
>emps
>>675892142
>never enough
Heeeyyyooo
I'll prepare a new bread.
>>675892142
Awh<3
It's not suffocating don't worry, I appreciate your concern!
No need to worry though, I'll be okay
>McDonald's should still be open on bank holiday
>>675892415
Not a fan myself. I only used pistol with mini-sentry engineer, crazy dps.
>jammin to this song
>nibbling this stump
Holy shit the watermelons are gone.
>>675893048
DON'T FUCKING JINX IT
>>675892677
So, kinda a more general army? Jack of all trades-ish? Then Marines, and choose a chapter to fit.
>>675892735
Yeah, happens with spammers
>>675891827
You first.
>It's not possible
>You practically radiate cuteness
You feeling better, by the way? Hope you are.
>>675891841
Now's the time, your patience shall be repaid a thousand fold with the salvation of your enemies.
>>675891893
Those are always fun to watch, always have you thinking afterwards. Gotta love that form of writing.
>>675892142
Yeah, enjoying it so far. Just hanging out as usual.
You?
>>675892217
I'm sure you'll catch her and it will be great, I wouldn't worry.
Hey Anons I have been thinking about something recently, am I the only one that feels like they are falling apart?
>Pic related it's me.
>>675893150
![[manical laughter].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wwR5bm1.jpg "[manical laughter].jpg")
>>675893310
Nah. We all do fall apart more or less, that's why we're here.
>>675893224
i kinda guessed i would be fit for marines. my favorite chapter has always been the Salamanders.
>>675893268
Awh, only when I'm on these threads tbf
>You just bring out the cuteness in me
>>675893545
Good to know that I am not the only person.
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>Engi
I don't really use the engi that much, but I used the Justice
>sweet crits
>Emi
>>675893310
hello brother. God has a plan for the world, but it is not found here. So long as you turn to depraved stangers on the internet, you will be estranged from the glory of God. Do not indulge heavily in drink, nor should you cloud your mind with grass. Only with meditation on the holy spirit can we find a way out of this maze.
>>675893967
Thanks for the advice Anon.
