Waifu claiming thread
>Deus vult edition
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>Most important: Have fun!
Shiro claimed.
>>675872590
Fortunately, English and German are closely related, so if you add a little Latin in, you'll be able to understand most of it.
>>675872685
Führerin Merkel braucht keine Ausreden. Sie scheißt einfach aufs Grundgesetz und macht was sie will.
>>675872883
l-lewd
>>675872895
Gee, I wasn't expecting the Portuguese Inquisition.
>>675870462
>>675872685
Ich meine da ist gar nichts drunter und das kommt von ihrer Chunnibyou-Persönlichkeit.
Cutest socks claimed
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Sup
Best type moon claimed
Best German CV claimed
>>675874443
Good guy, crusader.
Writing all the rules like it has to be!
>>675874660
/d/ even has a thread for us, and they used to have a thread for you
>>675874581
kek
claiming yume
show me your waifus legs kneesocks/thighhigh
Obligatory claim.
>>675872357
Don't mention it, qt.
3 different cheeses? Damn, that sounds good. Now I'm hungry, ugh.
Dr. Pepper is quite the sugar nectar.
>>675871899
Right? Went by quick once everything calmed down a bit. Also probably just gonna play games.
Miho claimed
Waiting of OP to "delete" thread
>>675874443
Ave Maria! Deus Vult!
>>675875123
Shiki doesn't show her legs often on account of wearing a kimono most of the time. So this is the best I got.
>>675875168
We used to call dr pepper "diabetes in a can"
>>675874443
>>675875215
Deus so humble, she passed on quads.
How's everyone doing tonight?
How's everyone doing tonigt
>>675875283
For
lol my grammer
>>675875283
I don't do that shit Anon.
>>675875316
Deus vult.
>>675875502
Didn't even notice that I was close to quads, also I am doing fine, you?
>Best goth waifu claimed
>Another boring sleepless night
Zyra claimed, plant bae is the best bae
>>675875320
Also a very good name, said that to my brother a few days ago on the phone. Kek.
>>675875734
Heyo, buddy. Get some sleep last night?
>>675875734
>>675875962
Welcome to the thread Anons.
Best flat-chested goth waifu claimed.
>>675874783
>We Mexican now
>>675875215
Thanks crusader anon
>>675875168
>Youre the qt here
I'd ship you some over but I'm afraid they'd get cold.
I used to drink Dr. Pepper like it was water. Had I cut down Kek
>>675875283
Hey Miho
>>675875734
Hey stocking! What's up?
>inb4 ceiling
>>675874969
Sad Graf is sad
Happy Graf a qt
>>675875215
Thanks Crusader anon
>>675875123
>
>>675876181
>Nah, we always Empire
>>675876039
Hi there Hand-Kun!
I got sleep, not much of it though
>>675876094
Hey there Deus Vult
Thanks!
>>675876181
Hi Ruri!
Good to see you<3
>>675876285
The sky
>fucking caught you out
>>675876181
>Flat
>>675876285
Hello - Miho
emps claimed once again
>>675876503
Fuck forgot pic.
Tenryuu claimed
>>675874581
Also hast du keine Ausreden warum du nicht VC kommst.
What are you guys doing atm?
>>675876181
>>675876547
>>675876609
Welcome to the thread Anons.
>>675876285
>>675876360
>>675876375
No problem lads.
>>675876181
>Best flat-chested goth
I disagree.
>>675876375
You fucking showed me alright
>super cute picture you got there, qt
>>675876503
>>675876572
How are you?
>>675876609
Hey there Tenryuu
>>675876609
Ich wäge die Entscheidung ab noch was in FFXIV zutun oder ins Bett zu legen.
Ansonsten unterhalte ich mich mit Leuten im TS die nicht auf 4chan unterwegs sind. Fucking normies
>>675875670
I'm doing well, a little tipsy tonight, heheh
How I wish... How I wish you were here...
Tribute <3
>>675876181
Heyo, Ruri-kun.
>>675876285
>Nah.
I appreciate the sentiment none the less. I'm surprised I'm not dead yet from all of the things I drink and eat, really. If I didn't exercise/drink water frequently I'd probably already be dead.
>>675876375
Glad you at least got some sleep, sorry you couldn't get more though. Poor thing.
You up to anything right now?
>>675876891
Tired and about to go Uber
>>675877177
>I'm doing well
Thats good to hear, also nice dubs.
>>675877331
Welcome to the thread Anon.
>>675876844
>flat-chested
Yeah alright
>>675876891
Kek, think twice next time
>Thanks, I love that pic of ruby <3
>>675877356
No need to apologise, I'm used to it I guess
I'm just listening to music, work was shit today
Yourself?
>>675875123
Shiro is wearing these in 94% of her pictures anyway.
>>675875215
Hey there! Does dues vult today?
>>675876181
It's not that bad. At least now you got unlimited nachos and donkeys.
>>675876609
Ich bin ja nicht Merkel. ICH habe Ausreaden!
>>675877521
It's just the artist, I promise.
Also, hello.
>>675877527
Deus vult everyday when you are crusading.
>>675877521
Same, have to keep remembering that we both get horrible sleep.
>Going to apologize anyway because I feel bad
>I was up longer than you, haha!
Probably going to listen to some music soon, at least you're home now and can relax. Glad you didn't die or something relative to that.
Meh, I'm just sitting down right now. Didn't get grazed by any motorcycles today so that's a win in my book.
>>675877527
Ja aber soviele pantyshots sind irgendwann auch meh.
Trotzdem sehr ansehnlich!
>>675877443
I went to the mall and got some new clothes. Do anything fun today?
Well Anons, I have to say goodbye as my phones battery is almost dead.
>>675877676
Hi there!
Nice waifu
>>675877861
Hehe~
Sorry to hear you didn't sleep well!
Yeah I'm just happy to be home really, no work tomorrow so I can prepare my suicide stream
>didn't get grazed by any motorcycles
Is this a common occurrence?
>>675878060
cya Crusader anon!
>>675877356
All good my man.
I'm so glad I started working out regularly. Otherwise I'd definitely be a bigger dude. My diet has been shit until recent.
>At least I'll be losing more weight soon enough
>>675877410
Hope Uber goes well dude.
>>675877521
I'll think 3 times next time. Be a step ahead of the curve
>Thanks qt <3
anime is for children
>>675877931
Ich sprach von den Socken. Hätte ein weniger animiertes Beispielbild wählen sollen. Auf dem Thumpnail sah man das nicht.
Mit den Höschen hast du aber durchaus recht. Das wird bei ihr langsam zu viel.
>>675877725
Seems he doesn't vult quints though.
Swoooosh.
>>675878347
Damn, you win again
>only the battle
>not the war
>>675878478
Well, maybe I like being a child...
I'm cashing out
Good night, everyone
>>675878737
Good night Atago!
>>675878478
'Cus the adult world is so much fun
>>675878737
Goodnight
-Miss P
>>675878659
I always win
>but what is winning a war without winning the battle first?
>>675878737
Goodnight Atago. Sleep well!
>>675878171
>Hehe~
You just got home, gonna overload your kidneys with all that cute.
Your suicide team seemingly works around the clock, glad they can help people prepare themselves properly so they don't end up bragging about "attempts".
Nah, only happened once. Can't even take a nice stroll in this state without getting harassed by ᵖᵉᵒᵖᶫᵉ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒᶫᵒʳ
>>675878347
Yeah man, thank goodness for exercise. I don't do diets unfortunately, I'm too lazy for all of that jazz.
>>675878737
Goodnight, Atago. Sleep warm and well, glad you're back.
Does this count?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW93CV6m-JU
>>675875168
It's a solid plan, man.
>>675878612
Es war jetzt nicht gegen das Bild sondern generell ihre Szenen im Anime.
Ist halt bei Yume auch 90% Arschfokus und schon störend.
Obwohl ich Shiro ja sehr mochte nach Jibril aber man kann sich halt nicht aussuchen wie der Charackter dargestellt wird.
I'm glad I took a break from my self portrait at this moment in time to post this
>>675879369
W-why?
>>675879022
Ruby you little shit I'm gonna slap you silly if you're not careful
>>675879058
O-Oh, I guess I've drank a bit...
>bragging about "attempts"
Kek, they have a "no failed attempts" policy
If you don't die then they will
>people of color
Wew, look out. They hide in the shadows...
>>675879058
I usually hate dieting but it's got me to lose more weight than working out oddly enough.
I still pig out whenever I can though Kek
>>675879444
Trips confirmed
I am a Baka ass motherfucker
>>675879369
:(
>that song kills the soul
>>675874936
Muh nigga.
Cutest waifu 2016
Deal with it
>>675879601
Manche Leute feiern Pantyshots ja hart, aber ehrlich gesagt hab ich das bue verstanden... naja, jedem das seine.
Time for me to go to bed, sleep well everyone!
>>675879763
Oi mate u wanna drop gloves? I'll knock u silly ya cunt
>Fucking Kek dude
>>675879444
Trips dont lie
>>675879919
Good to see a fellow person of taste on /b/
>>675880109
That's some nice "do it for her" pic you have there
>>675880161
Good night Shiro!
Ayy
Guess who's back
>claimed
Isis-chan claimed
Finally hit the great grind in GS2.
Tried to fight Dullahan too soon and got wrecked.
>>675880185
Alright you're really pissin' me off matey, let's take this outside you cheeky wanker
>>675880444
Hi Galko!
>>675880161
Gute Nacht
>>675879763
Keep forgetting that you're a cute drunk. I don't see that often, people down here are just mopey when they drink, kek.
That's a good policy to have, no loose ends.
Kek, this other time I was walking and some car that was going way over the speed limit nearly ran me over. That would would have killed me on impact, heh.
>>675879860
Yeah, it's really annoying.
I typically just eat what I want when I can get it. Not really all that concerned with it, as long as I eat healthy every now and again and exercise I should be fine.
>>675880444
Welcome back, buddy.
>>675880403
Copycat :P
Try to copy these, hehe.
>>675880444
Pretty trips ya got there
How are you?
TankChan Claimed!
>>675880872
Heyo Yuuko. Day go well?
>>675876891
Hello Ruby. Show me one certain thing which is long, red and always in your equipment.
>>675877007
Ich will auch mit dir auf TS reden...
>>675877527
Nein, hast du nicht.
>>675880161
Gute Nacht.
>>675880650
Hi Stocking. How was your day?
>>675880903
Thanks Handman
>>675880872
Hi Yuuko
>>675880907
Pretty good. You?
>>675880650
>Kek
Let's bring this outside. Meet me at the playground. Bring snacks
>>675880444
Hey Galko. Good to see you again.
>>675880872
Hey there Yuuko. Sup?
>>675880903
That's a good way to live my man. If I didn't have the military id do the same thing
>>675880907
You were saying?
>>675880903
Hehe~
I can be, but I'm usually in a good mood
>no loose ends
Heh, I get it...
>killed me on impact
Oh god that would suck
I've been hit by a car before but it was going pretty slow
>>675881349
Shit.
But it's better now!
Yours?
>>675881357
>bring snacks
Kek, I'm gonna need some pepsi for after I destroy you in a Yu Gi Oh! match
>>675880403
>>675880109
A light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.
>>675881198
Hello hand-kun my day was fine, hope yours was as well.
Random co-worker grabbed my nipple because she's an oddball so i did it back. Boss approved of my decision.
Oh and i'm probably going to buy a car tomorrow.
>>675881349
Hello bubblegum. You seem happy as always.
>>675881357
Hello speed how you doing?
>>675881201
Here you go. Now I want to see your hair
>>675881732
>Pepsi
>Yu Gi Oh
Nigga we gonna go all out I see. You want a real fight huh? My blue eyes white dragon will fuck your shit
Deus Vult!
>>675881349
I'm as happy as a cute little clam, been drinking some yummy rum.
>>675881557
>Insult other waifus
*Ahem*
>I was taught to go big or go home.
>>675881932>>675881932
>Random co-worker grabbed my nipple because she's an oddball so i did it back
You know what must be done
>>675881936
Fuck your blue eyes faggot I have a Cyber End Dragon
You're going down
>on me
Still alive.
>>675880354
not nearly enough of us
>>675882226
>on me
Not anymore.
>>675882226
Speaking of yu gi oh, I just got all my old cards back.
>>675881357
Hi Ruby.
>>675881732
It was alright. I went to a beach but it wasn't a very good one.
>>675881932
As usual. I'm glad you liked the drawing.
>>675882177
Sounds good.
>>675881357
Thanks, man. Military is a good way to keep you in shape as well. Was considering joining it for a while.
>>675881732
>Such a qt
Yeah, I can tell. You're a pretty upbeat guy from the looks of it, love it.
>Wasn't even intentional, ugh.
Be a funny way to go out, just enjoying your walk and all of the sudden you get darkness. The good old "Tony Soprano".
Glad you weren't hurt by it, buddy. That would have been awful.
>>675881932
Glad to hear it, buddy. Seems like someone's flirting with you on the job, can't say I blame them.
What kind of car?
>>675882302
Was wondering where you were at. Everything going good, Bun Bun?
>>675881932
I'm doing good. Just doing stupid shit with some friends while they're home for vacation. You doing anything fun?
>Kill any nignogs?
>>675882226
Won't stop me from sending your ass to the shadow realm nigga
>on me
You wish
>>675882302
I am too sadly.
>>675881936
Here you go. And now show me your skirt.
>>675881857
That's a really, really cute pic
>>675882177
>Go home
>You're drunk ;)
Can you, with your full legs, run faster than me with my 3/4s of a leg?
>I like your mindset
>>675882410
I had a feeling someone would jump on me for that
Don't worry, I wasn't going to do anything
>Besides, I couldn't cheat on Noire
>>675882498
Oh yeah? What deck do you have?
I still have my cyberdark deck
>>675882569
>So like all of England's beaches
Why was it so bad?
>>675882593
Eh, I'm not for the most part really
I like to try though
Kek, that would be insane.
I plan on going out in some cool extravagant way
>>675882616
Wew, you sure know your Yu Gi Oh Ruby-boi
>You wish
Psht, that's you mate
>>675882302
I thought you are dead glad to see you again
>>675881201
Also äh... nein das Problem ist ich kann nicht gut mit Fremden und erst recht nicht Unterhaltungen führen.
Tut mir leid.
>I love how TenTen yelling on teammates and gameplay style
>>675882185
I'm a pretty slow person so please forgive my misunderstanding.
>>675882593
No idea, but it's not about the car i'm out to prove a point.
Niggas don't think i'll buy a car on a whim cause i'm too cheap i'll show them.
Fuck da police.
>>675882616
Just got back so no. I plan on explaining Ai tay to my father to try to get a laugh. Then i'll tell myself to write notes, i wont, then i'll go to sleep. You're on vacation too right?
>>675883066
Hello drunk stocking
>>675882569
How've you been? Was the Beach good?
>>675882593
It's a good way to keep me in check ngl. Plenty of my friends wanted to go but either couldn't make requirements or just didn't want too
>>675882765
Done deal. Now I wanna we your left hand
>>675883066
Can't go into a fight without knowing the war
>Psht, that's you mate
Backtracking, I see. Can't admit it?
>>675883213
Hey there Yuuko!
I-I'm not that drunk...
>>675883362
No way Jose!
Noire is the only one for me<3
>>675883066
Some dragon deck, far from competetive as this was so many years ago.
>>675883588
Oh alright then
I didn't play too competitively either really, just loved the show and found the cards cool
>Still occasionally duel friends because I'm a loser
>>675883066
Well, you're doing a good job so far. Fuckin' sunflower.
Or you know.....anal trauma.
>>675883170
Sounds like a good time, my friends and I constantly yell at most people in video games. Always makes for a good time.
>>675883213
You show those colored individuals who owns the plantation, my Crayola.
>Rides in on a premium Porsche tricycle.
>Blow everyone away.
They have tasers though, no thank you.
>>675883362
I was pretty fucking close, dad made me wanna join pretty bad. But I decided not to at last second, just not the lifestyle for me. Glad I found something that's a bit more of my taste.
Yeah, that's how it goes for most people who try and join.
>>675883213
Yup. Just a short vacation for Easter. Gotta thank Jesus for all the shit he went through so I could get beers and nachos tonight
>>675883539
Too bad I'm not Jose. What do you take me for? An illegal?
>>675882569
I like how your little mouth flaps about.
>>675882932
>I'm already home, nice and snuggly
>The-all-ways-mysteriously-provocative-but-never-quite-sure-winky-face ;)
Hmmmmaybe?
Follow-up question: Can you dangle your feet about and wiggle your toes?
>Great _____ _____ alike
>>675882765
What are those cute little rabbit ears on your head for?
>>675883976
Woo!
I should be an actor or some shit
>inb4 gay porn actor
Oh god I don't want to die by anal rupture
That would be both painful and embarrassing
>>675884018
Bullshit
Show me your passport then!
>>675883976
>tricycle instantly stolen by said niggas
"Works every time..."
>>675883909
Yeah I was also big into it, from the original manga and dropped/grew out of it somewhere in gx but still played often with friends.
>>675883976
Going officer is still in my sights as one of my potential plans after finishing studying.
>>675883976
Was your dad in the service? Or was it for other reasons regarding the pops?
>sorry if that's too personal in advance
>triggered
I decided I might as well try it. It'll be 4 years. It won't kill me
>right?
>>675884500
What type of person you take me for? I ain't no refugee
>>675883976
Hando-kun !
I'm glad you understand me in every aspect !
Im done for now
Gute Nacht everyone!
>last thing
>bikini party ?
>>675884635
Eh, it got fairly shit after GX tbf
That or I'm just a nostalgia-fag
Fuck the 4kids version though, pointing invisible guns at Kaiba
>>675884989
Then why can't you cross the border without sneaking across?
>>675883066
The water is the color of chocolate milk, there's trash everywhere, its more mud than sand, lots of jellyfish, I could go on. I just fucked around in the dunes the whole time while my friend fished.
>I found like 13 different shoes that had washed up
>texas beaches are shit
>>675883362
Nope. At least I didn't get sunburnt.
>>675884057
Alright
>sorry for the late replies, i'm in the middle of nowhere right now
>>675885120
Goodnight!
Sleep well!
>Bikini Party!
>>675885149
oh, and just realised after some memory digging and googling, I was running a modified version of the "Rise of the Dragon Lords " structure deck
>>675883075
Ach, das läuft wie von selbst. Vetrau mir. Du schaffst es sogar mit mir hier zu schreiben.
>>675883362
Ok dokey. And now i want to see your back.
>>675883170
Just like usual. I'm always salty.
>>675884057
>rabbit ears
They look more like cat ears imo....but for the use:
Those two "ears" are her radar and fire control system.
>>675885120
Goodnight!
>Bikini party
>>675885149
Don't need to cross the borders when I'm already from the glorious US of A.
>>675884500
>Gay porn actors make more than straight ones
>Do it, I'd watch it.
Yeah, that's my destined ending. Don't steal it from me, it's the only thing I have left.
>>675884609
>Has to pay reparations for oppressing individual of color for borrowing your method of transportation.
>Cucks newfound co worker
Pixar grade ending.
>>675884927
Nice, that should have a good salary to go with it. I'm sure you'll go beyond that.
>>675884989
Yeah, was a combat medic.
>Personal things beyond that not worth going into
Yeah, helps pay for college and etc. Great benefits for only 4 years. It's a good plan.
>>675885120
But of course, buddy.
Sleep warm and well.
>>675882932
>That's a really, really cute pic
Thank you.
Sometimes I feel unsure if it is adequate. I bet that I could do better if I tried again.
>>675884057
>The-all-ways-mysteriously-provocative-but-never-quite-sure-winky-face ;)
Kek
>Can you dangle your feet about and wiggle your toes?
I have stumps for that. Dangle the same and don't smell. No toes means I won't hit my pinky toe against the furniture
Dio-sama...
Hey guys!
>>675885401
Das mag stimmen aber naja... mal schauen ich schlaf erstmal drüber ist ja schon spät.
Good night/have a nice day everyone seeya
>>1912718
Holo claimed
>>675885858
Heyo, Fran-kun. Sleep well?
>>675886209
What the fuck did I reply to?
>>675885594
>Nice, that should have a good salary to go with it. I'm sure you'll go beyond that.
Sadly not really considering the normal available salaries for engineers, and officers in my country are regularly fucked over by the state. Basically there is a bunch of reasons not to do it but I still can't get the thought out of my head.
>>675886081
Hau rein und immer schöne die Hände über der Hose halten.
>>675885120
Goodnight
>Bikini Party
>>675885858
Hello!
>>675885401
Here's my back. Now I wanna see yours
>>675885594
Nice man. I know a few Corpsmem (Navy/Marine combat medics) and they're the greatest people I've met. Your pops sounds like a good dude
The benefits are pretty nice. Especially the GI Bill. Gonna use that big time
>>675885858
Hey Pre Med. Sup?
>>675886220
Yeah, did you get around to watching A Scanner Darkly?
>>675886368
Hey! You do anything cool?
>>675885309
Oh god that sounds dreadful...
I don't really like beaches as is but that would probably make me feel ill
Sorry you had to go there
>even England has nicer beaches
>>675885362
Oh alright then, at least you didn't just stick with the deck out of the packet heh
>>675885535
>glorious
Yeah sure
>>675885594
To be fair I'd rather do porn than the shitty job I have right now
>I'm not gay but I'll just say no homo the whole video
I couldn't steal that from you
I don't have your old ass chair anyway
>>675885858
Hey there Fran!
>>675886411
Here you go. And now show me how you fight.
Ayy, guess who is back?
>>675885620
I'm sure you could do better, but still, that pic is a really, really good one, especially that photo with the sunset
>Emi
So, should I make a new bread?
>>675886571
Just went to a shitty beach. You?
>>675886574
The saddest thing is most beaches here are like that, I've only been to one nice one but it's always crowded.
>Galko
>>675886411
>>675886574
I'm good. Got to hang out with my grandma today, I've missed her.
>>675886843
Can I help remove the Kebab?
>>675887043
Yep, bout that time
Fran
>>675885659
>o toes means I won't hit my pinky toe against the furniture
Hah, better than I can say.
>But all the cute flats you miss out on!
>>675885401
No fair, I want some!
-Miss P
>>675876181
Holy shit I'm poplar
>Sorry, I went out to try to find somewhere to eat
-Ruri
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