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hey /b/
Just caught this lizard, dubs decides his fate
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He puts you into jar
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>>675864298
Set him free
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>>675864298
buy him some crickets to eat then set him free
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in your pooper with him
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>>675864298
set free
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>>675864500
W I N R A R
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>>675864298
Cum on it
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>>675864298
EAT HIM
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>>675864298

eat the lizard
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>>675864500
Yay score one for lizard dude
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>>675864500
WINRAR WINRAR CHICKEN DINNRAR
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SPACE PROGRAM
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>>675864500
I don't have a pet store nearby, can I just feed him something else?
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>>675864500
this poster is a lizard
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try and make it suck your dick
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>>675864836
rawling
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>>675864710
Nig you best be up to catching him some bugs n shit or you are driving to the nearest store and giving him some cricks
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>>675864298
let it go faggot
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>>675864500
Praise Kek
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make him watch you masturbate to traps
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>>675864298
hold him and make him like you, feed him spiders around your house
>name it lesley
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>>675864869
I'll see what my backyard has to offer
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>>675864710
If no crickets just let go. Most lizards can only eat insects. Although a non spinach green would probably be ok.
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>>675864298
Let him go unharmed.
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Walmart sells helium and balloons space program
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let go
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behead and sing nasheed
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>>675865038
why no spinach anon
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Set it free and build a monument to its majesty.
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>>675865135
Rolling for innovation
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>>675865432
roll
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buy him a tiny baseball cap then take a pic
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>>675864298
4CHAN SPACE PROGRAM BOYS
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>>675864699
HERE WE GO!!!
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Lizard will survive. I saw him in the jar and was afraid for his life. Then I read dubs said let him go after a snack and was so happy. I can sleep comfy tonight. Thank you anon.
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skin him
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>>675865432
Roll
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OP here, I put him in the freezer for a little so he'd stop making a fuss. I fed him two beetles but he doesn't like them bery much. What do?
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Send him to the /b/ space station with the frog.
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>>675865805
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>>675864298
set free
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chop off the tail, eat the tail, then let the tail grow back and eat it again
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can't do space program bc lazy but I can send him up there another way...
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>>675866036
Lizards are ectothermic you fucking retard
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>>675866076
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>>675864298
Paint " Rawr I'm a dragon!" on his back.
Then give him a tasty bug to eat, and set him free outside.
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>>675866036
You did good op. Now just set him free like what dubs said. I want to see him free... outside the jar and in the grass. :*
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he looked hungry so I gave him a few bees
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>>675866392
The dubs has already spoken!
Set his jar 8 inches from a heat source, or righ over a vent if your house's heater is on.
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>>675866036
He needs heat to digest food and is probably too focused on not freezing to death to eat.
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>>675864600
oh no
please tell me 00 doesnt count
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>>675866036

Stupid faggot
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>>675866902
Set him free alrady twat
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>>675864298
weaponize him. stick razor blades to his little lizard arms n shit
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free the yung boi
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IF QUADS LET HIM RIDE LIKE THE WIND AT THE SOUND OF THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN-tvjnA3rA
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>>675866902
dumb fucking faggot

let it go
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>>675865453
It's bad for them
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let it bite your finger. make a vid and set it free. then shame on you fagg0t for wanna harm innicent animal without any reason.
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>>675866902
nigger, stop torturing him, set him free
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>>675869299
winrar
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fine. Here you guys go
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>>675866902
Seriously set him free /b/ro
I am actually a reptile owner and he does not deserve it
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>>675869546
ty, god bless
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>>675869546
Thanks OP
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>>675869546
Thank you op! : )
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>>675864298
let him free and name him
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>>675870323
nigger see >>675869546
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>>675870323
>>675869546
He's free. But op should name him
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Anyone know what kinda of lizard that is?
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>>675864500
PRAISE KEK THE MERCIFUL!
GOD OF DUBS!
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>>675869546
bye lizbro
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>>675864298
Rub the tip of your penis in it's face
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Hey faggot he already release him
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I guess roll for his/her/lizardselfs name
Even dubs gets it
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Set him free
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>>675864699
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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>>675869546

Did you tie a ribbon to his toe?
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>>675871696
that's a flower
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Niggerman54
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>>675871850
kek.

re
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>>675871850
re
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op is faggot
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>>675869546
Well done OP
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>>675871413
Imasurviva
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>>675872111
this
checked
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>>675871413

Hitler Bono III
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roll name (lizard)
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>>675871850
re
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keep it and call him pepe
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>>675872111
WINRAR
I
N
R
A
R
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>>675872050
rerolling this
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>>675864710
Sandwich meat, although if iguana veggies.
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>>675872349
Even dubs, noob.
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>>675872526
Trips overide
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>>675872814
this
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>>675872922
Winrar
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>>675872526
trips > even dubs
faggot
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