What's the quickest way to get cancer?
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What's the quickest way to get cancer?
You already have it
>>675863293
Vote for trump
Hang out on /b
>>675863293
balls in microwave
Microwave yourself with the door open.
>>675863405
>>675863492
>>675863497
all of the above.
>>675863553
this
>>675863293
don't do it
>basically eating shit with high cholesterol (burgers+ fries + coca cola) and then staying on computers really close to the screen for long periods of time will give ya cancer. Also not excersing. And eat microwaved food.
>>675863293
eat this
http://www.bbc.com/news/health-33095945
>>675863553
It totally works
put your nuts in the microwave
>>675863492
Fuck you retarded shit. trump is trying to make america better with great plans why the fuck would you hate him?
Log in to reddit.
/thread
xddd
>>675863946
Because i dont live in america you faggot
>>675863293
go to chernobyl or something similar
smoke 3 packs a day, preferably non-filters. also, start sleeping in your tanning bed.
Snort Asbestos fibres. Its one of the most powerful Carcinogens known to man.
Althought it will feel like someone has lit a blowtorch in your lungs and throat. I mean that, It will be unimaginably painful as its shredding your lungs.
>>675863293
Why do you want cancer?
Remove the protective metal mesh from a microwave's door, turn it open and stare into the microwave with a magnifying glass.
>>675863293
microwave balls
Nucular radiation in large doses
Watch reaction channels on youtube
>>675863293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DC2xc_Zul8
>when you're scrolling through /b/ and you see your face
>>675863293
posting this thread
>>675863293
Post on /v/
>be OP
how the fuck do but your ballsack in the microwave? The little door doesn't close
>>675863293
4chan is the express route for cancer. So I'd say any day now.
Apparently smoked and processed meat. My mom's boyfriend ate the shit out of that stuff and now he has stomach cancer, so...
>>675863946
No he's not you fucking Mongoloid, he's just creating drama and lying about not wanting violence while also supporting violence.
>>675864465
I'm not saying I want to. In fact I really don't.
I was just wondering what I'll get from you.
>>675865196
Break the window, lay microwave on its back, dip your balls in and hit potato
>>675865196
>he can't close his microwave with his balls in it
Why do you want cancer?
>>675865196
>>675863293
Injecting yourself with Cancer
>>675863293
sit on radium
>>675865362
Oh. Well then, according to TV, magazines, and the Internet, literally everything.
Everything gives you cancer.
Have sex with someone who has cancer
>>675865331
Donald a Trump has the best plans! He's a winner! He's gonna do really terrific things! Everybody loves him!
>>675865771
>>675863946
>i want america great hurr durr
fuck you and your nationalism
>>675863293
Drink a couple hundred mLs of N-Ethyl-N-nitrosourea. Job done.
>>675863293
shave ur head.
>>675863293
this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
>>675863954
you can't /thread your own post you daft cunt
fucking neck yourself
>>675863946
>>675863723
Doing this for 10 years, still no cancer.
Not saying it doesn't work, but it's certainly not a quick way.
Drink alcohol with regularity.
Disable safety on microwave
Put head inside
>>675863293
visit /pol/ allot
>>675865504
This
>>675863293
Picnic in Pripyat
Play league of legends
>>675863492
Moar like voting for hitlary.
TRUMP 2016!
>>675863293
Did your shitty gofundme campaign get discovered and you need to get cancer pronto?
>>675863293
Post banana
>>675865331
Like Obama has done for the past 8 years.
Getting him to say radical islam is nearly impossible, he favors niggers "if i had a son he would be like trayboon martin"
Sure trump isnt the most ideal, but fuck Hillary, fuck liberals
Trump 2016! For the lulz!
>>675863946
Trump's a fucking cunt who hasn't had a good plan in decades. Fuck off, asshead!
>>675866687
kek
It's not easy. Maybe twelve hours a day on a sunbed turned up to the maximum setting, deliberately burning yourself each time.
>>675865627
your post gave me cancer
>>675863293
by some weed killer and rub it all over your body
>>675863293
9fag
>>675866687
Daft cunt, i legitimately laughed
Ty anon
>>675869038
>by some weed killer and rub it all over your body
>by
You uneducated nigger.
It should be:
>BUY some killer weed and rub it all over your body
Tumblr, but I can't guarantee you will survive long after exposure.
ill just leave this here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZyxGOc4MP0
There
>>675863293
smoke a carton of ciggarrettes every day.
>>675863293
Listen to every matty b song ever made
store deep fried bacon in your ass, smoke cigarettes with every other hole you have, live in a sunbed, inject whiskey into your brain and microwave your underwear before wearing it.
>>675871807
But my underwear keep sparking in the microwave
>>675871807
Sounds like Bristol to me.
