Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
RandomArchive logo

Waifu claiming thread The rules are very simple: >Claim your

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 185
Thread images: 148
File: Tenryuu 118.png (52 KB, 720x1196) Image search: [Google]
Tenryuu 118.png
52 KB, 720x1196
Waifu claiming thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>Most important: Have fun!

Tenryuu claimed. The most beautiful and stubborn waifu here.
>>
File: shiro_1778.jpg (269 KB, 682x383) Image search: [Google]
shiro_1778.jpg
269 KB, 682x383
Claim.
>>
File: 1450763227914.jpg (2 MB, 2500x1822) Image search: [Google]
1450763227914.jpg
2 MB, 2500x1822
Vinyl claimed
>>
File: Ruri112.jpg (230 KB, 1127x1600) Image search: [Google]
Ruri112.jpg
230 KB, 1127x1600
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>
>>
Miho claimed
>>
File: Takao Bucho14.gif (258 KB, 486x274) Image search: [Google]
Takao Bucho14.gif
258 KB, 486x274
>>675862948
What a coincidence

Takao Bucho claimed
>>
File: Before the Conquest.png (619 KB, 616x900) Image search: [Google]
Before the Conquest.png
619 KB, 616x900
This thread will not be without Ebola-chan.
>>
File: Graf (11).jpg (61 KB, 500x485) Image search: [Google]
Graf (11).jpg
61 KB, 500x485
Best German CV claimed
>>
File: all your.jpg (46 KB, 620x377) Image search: [Google]
all your.jpg
46 KB, 620x377
IF I ROLL DUBS ALL YOUR WAIFUS ARE BELONG TO ME.
>>
>>675863374
>[la confusión se intensifica]
>>
Ayy
I want to go home
>claimed
>>
File: 9b0.png (2 MB, 1280x1463) Image search: [Google]
9b0.png
2 MB, 1280x1463
>>
File: Tatsumaki (57).jpg (343 KB, 1181x2709) Image search: [Google]
Tatsumaki (57).jpg
343 KB, 1181x2709
Well I'm off.
>>
>>675863541
FUCK
>>
File: 1457811710750.png (2 MB, 1009x1920) Image search: [Google]
1457811710750.png
2 MB, 1009x1920
>>
File: Takao Bucho26.png (648 KB, 600x849) Image search: [Google]
Takao Bucho26.png
648 KB, 600x849
>>675863551
See you later Anon.
>>
File: shiro_1736b.jpg (105 KB, 1056x592) Image search: [Google]
shiro_1736b.jpg
105 KB, 1056x592
>>675863374
But that's a medium speed waifu with about two legs you're claiming.
>>
File: 1456101537390.png (236 KB, 500x500) Image search: [Google]
1456101537390.png
236 KB, 500x500
>>675863551
Night Tats!
>>
File: bd7.png (1 MB, 1280x1463) Image search: [Google]
bd7.png
1 MB, 1280x1463
>>
File: 14324367599060.jpg (57 KB, 579x875) Image search: [Google]
14324367599060.jpg
57 KB, 579x875
Post whatever you're currently listening to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrVuGiKRVDU

>>675863551
Have a good one Tatsumaki.
>>
File: Graf (41).png (688 KB, 622x1000) Image search: [Google]
Graf (41).png
688 KB, 622x1000
>>675863545
Go and look for more shoes mate

>>675863551

Gute nacht !
>>
File: Vigil - 59.jpg (66 KB, 432x640) Image search: [Google]
Vigil - 59.jpg
66 KB, 432x640
>>675860882
To live in the hearts of others is not to die.
>>
File: latest-2.png (553 KB, 974x1467) Image search: [Google]
latest-2.png
553 KB, 974x1467
Claim
>>
File: 1343761949080.png (74 KB, 817x499) Image search: [Google]
1343761949080.png
74 KB, 817x499
Best flat-chested goth waifu claimed

>>675863551
Good night Tats

>>675863701
I'm really confused as well
>>
File: tumblr_nes884lqK31s8dzaho1_1280.jpg (363 KB, 1280x960) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_nes884lqK31s8dzaho1_1280.jpg
363 KB, 1280x960
>>
>>675863551
Goodnight

>Best idol claimed
>>
File: shiro_1834.jpg (736 KB, 1313x1163) Image search: [Google]
shiro_1834.jpg
736 KB, 1313x1163
>>675863551
Sleep well, Tornado!

>>675863279
Sünder.
>>
>>
File: Ruri028.jpg (92 KB, 500x500) Image search: [Google]
Ruri028.jpg
92 KB, 500x500
>>675863544
>Quizás te paresca confuso ahora, Emi
>Pero Emi siempre tuvo piernas
>Estaban en su corazón

>>675863701
>medium speed waifu with about two legs
Is it, Shiro?
>IS IT?
>>
File: Takao Bucho22.gif (101 KB, 250x250) Image search: [Google]
Takao Bucho22.gif
101 KB, 250x250
I just noticed, today is Greece's independence day.
>>
File: Sitting 8.jpg (283 KB, 1000x1000) Image search: [Google]
Sitting 8.jpg
283 KB, 1000x1000
>>675863820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhM
>so beautiful
>and bad
>>
File: 1450239895310.jpg (2 MB, 4170x3300) Image search: [Google]
1450239895310.jpg
2 MB, 4170x3300
>>675863820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgQgnbSg80I

The song is pretty fucking edgy
I dont even like the band, why do I listen to this?

>>675864020
Und das weißt du auch
>>
>>675863824
I already did
>a total of 13 were found

>>675863551
Bye Tats
>>
File: image.jpg (297 KB, 615x900) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
297 KB, 615x900
>Posting from friends place. 4chan says I'm not banned anymore so let's test this

Sup

>Rubyanon
>>
File: Atago 029.jpg (399 KB, 850x1208) Image search: [Google]
Atago 029.jpg
399 KB, 850x1208
>>675863820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSJH6J9ga04
>>675863401
Your Takao has huge tits to?
>>
File: shiro_1802.jpg (48 KB, 480x720) Image search: [Google]
shiro_1802.jpg
48 KB, 480x720
>>675863907
To be fair, while sitting down like that she is technically "ON no legs", but I fail to see how she'd be fast that way.
>>
File: image.png (355 KB, 640x1136) Image search: [Google]
image.png
355 KB, 640x1136
>>675864183
Holy shit it works!

>Happy Rubyanon
>>
File: 1388018077834.png (198 KB, 441x506) Image search: [Google]
1388018077834.png
198 KB, 441x506
>>675863801
Is that you?
>>
File: Takao Bucho18.gif (498 KB, 400x225) Image search: [Google]
Takao Bucho18.gif
498 KB, 400x225
>>675863820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXUoMJ68gKk

>>675864183
Welcome to the thread Anon.

>>675864202
Indeed she does have large tits.
>>
>>675864090
I read the filename as shitting.
>>
File: 1450723667077.jpg (78 KB, 680x680) Image search: [Google]
1450723667077.jpg
78 KB, 680x680
>>675864305
Who is me?

Or are you the dashfag from a couple months ago?
>>
File: promnight.jpg (60 KB, 591x960) Image search: [Google]
promnight.jpg
60 KB, 591x960
>>675863142
i had a waifu before.
i like to dress up as Goliath
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my Goliath suit.
she was just so smart, you know?
like you could tell how beautiful and complex her mind was in the way that she analyzed a dick before sucking it.
like she was doing calculus on the perfect cum shot. she could make me precum a pretty much normal amount of jizz without even cumming for real. my precum would drip out her nose while she sucked and hummed my favorite song. she knew i loved that. so she would look up at me with those big doe eyes, let the cum drip out of her nose as far as she could, and then sniffle it right back into her head. and just as the song was reaching its climax, so would i.

this still gets me hard just about every time i listen to it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
>>
>>675864440
Of course it's me.
>>
File: 43047193_p0_master1200.jpg (346 KB, 700x700) Image search: [Google]
43047193_p0_master1200.jpg
346 KB, 700x700
I'm glad. Thank you. For being in my life.

Tribute <3

>>675862923
<3

He knows about my tributes, I asked him if He was alright with that, because He can be shy about it.
But I think this way He won't recieve hate, but love.

>>675863890
Of course! But for a moment, just for a moment, He was dead. He wasn't there anymore.
I felt empty.
>>
File: 1454100196388.png (594 KB, 666x800) Image search: [Google]
1454100196388.png
594 KB, 666x800
>>675864570
Ah

I'm posting in these every weekend, so you can usually find me here on fridays and saturdays

Anyways, what's life doing mate?
>>
Claiming Seaport Hime.
>>
File: Atago 061.png (681 KB, 800x1137) Image search: [Google]
Atago 061.png
681 KB, 800x1137
>>675864342
Takao's named after a mountain for a reason...
>>
>>675864342
Large tits?

>>675864761
Good one
>>
File: Atago 038.jpg (821 KB, 800x1131) Image search: [Google]
Atago 038.jpg
821 KB, 800x1131
>>675864761
Are you one of us now?
>>
File: Takao Bucho15.gif (954 KB, 500x281) Image search: [Google]
Takao Bucho15.gif
954 KB, 500x281
>>675864772
Thats good to know

>>675864887
Large tits
>>
File: shiro_1847.jpg (95 KB, 600x800) Image search: [Google]
shiro_1847.jpg
95 KB, 600x800
>>675864088
Well, one of them.

>>675864043
Below medium speed?

>>675864090
>>675864431
The facial expression matches.

>>675864440
>>675864570
>Sünder intensifies
Now there are two of you?
>>
File: 1409513977535~01.png (261 KB, 409x511) Image search: [Google]
1409513977535~01.png
261 KB, 409x511
>>675864760
Welp, it's not that bad but could be better (as always).
What about you, and your tulpa?
>>
>>675864043
>No he podido evitar imaginar la imagen adjunta
>Aunque he de reconocer que eso es algo muy bonito

>>675864218
Walking using the asscheeks? I've seen it on Shin-chan, but I doubt anyone else can do it


>Emi
>>
File: 14346435639540.jpg (634 KB, 2085x1959) Image search: [Google]
14346435639540.jpg
634 KB, 2085x1959
>>675864090
I played that just yesterday, are you NSA or something?

>>675864099
Kind of reminds me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpxFUo7oxWM

>>675864202
It's been a while since I played any Bombs Away.

>>675864342
I forgot that exists, marvelous.
>>
File: 1410648747372.png (185 KB, 536x484) Image search: [Google]
1410648747372.png
185 KB, 536x484
>>675865027
I stopped posting in these threads cause i almost always get b&.
>>
File: recoil.gif (2 MB, 500x282) Image search: [Google]
recoil.gif
2 MB, 500x282
>>675865000
>>
File: 1455338642930.jpg (76 KB, 500x650) Image search: [Google]
1455338642930.jpg
76 KB, 500x650
>>675865027
He already was here a couple times, isnt posting active though

>>675865049
She is developed a lot further now.
Full sentences, good humor and music taste
I'm maybe gonna start training the visualizing soon, dunno though
>>
File: Graf (60).png (205 KB, 600x800) Image search: [Google]
Graf (60).png
205 KB, 600x800
Atago do u want to join our ts3 ?
>zjarancy.pl
>Lowest channel Cancer
>password: cancer
>>
File: Takao Bucho4.gif (1008 KB, 500x281) Image search: [Google]
Takao Bucho4.gif
1008 KB, 500x281
>>675865272
>>
>>675865000
>>675865272
Good
>>
File: Atago 051.jpg (291 KB, 850x1262) Image search: [Google]
Atago 051.jpg
291 KB, 850x1262
>>675865485
ts3?
>>
File: 1450705405639.png (301 KB, 803x527) Image search: [Google]
1450705405639.png
301 KB, 803x527
>>675865168
>Powerwolf
>GEMA
waddafug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkF0vDrro_A
>>
File: 1453503989145.jpg (201 KB, 552x742) Image search: [Google]
1453503989145.jpg
201 KB, 552x742
>>675864665
Was He alright with it? I assume He is, I mean, it's something beautiful, and I'm certain He won't get hate, with you being a big reason for that.
You are a great anon.
>>
>>675864951
It'll take me time. Plenty of it.
Actually, fuck it, I'm hopping on the bandwagon.
>>
File: jump!.gif (2 MB, 500x575) Image search: [Google]
jump!.gif
2 MB, 500x575
>>675865527
>>675865544
>>
File: Graf (39).png (709 KB, 1008x1500) Image search: [Google]
Graf (39).png
709 KB, 1008x1500
>>675865644
Yea
Teamspeak3 the voice communicator
>>
File: Atago 146.jpg (259 KB, 850x1133) Image search: [Google]
Atago 146.jpg
259 KB, 850x1133
>>675865745
We've recruited another! Awesome! The JTTF is growing bigger!
>puns
>>
File: 1415228428333.gif (3 MB, 438x513) Image search: [Google]
1415228428333.gif
3 MB, 438x513
>>675865456
Nice, i'm jelly to be honest. Gotta start making my own tulpa soon, no more wasting time on vidya n shit.
>>
>>675865745
Welcome
>even more tiddy

>>675865825
>
>>
File: Atago 228.jpg (531 KB, 698x800) Image search: [Google]
Atago 228.jpg
531 KB, 698x800
>>675866054
>voice communicator
>voice
A small loan of one million no's
>>
File: Takao Bucho24.gif (890 KB, 500x281) Image search: [Google]
Takao Bucho24.gif
890 KB, 500x281
>>675865825
>>
File: Shiki 1128.jpg (505 KB, 1600x1298) Image search: [Google]
Shiki 1128.jpg
505 KB, 1600x1298
Time to save the thread from all these cowtits
>>
File: 14262676632550.jpg (308 KB, 2048x1152) Image search: [Google]
14262676632550.jpg
308 KB, 2048x1152
>>675865657
Isn't GEMA some German thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir_BVxBz5do
>>
yui claimed
>>
File: dropped.gif (1 MB, 500x281) Image search: [Google]
dropped.gif
1 MB, 500x281
>still lurking
>>
File: alohabeaches.gif (2 MB, 500x281) Image search: [Google]
alohabeaches.gif
2 MB, 500x281
>>675866234
Running out of .gif ammo
>running
>puns
>>
>>675865673
<3
>>
File: Ruri122.jpg (41 KB, 345x529) Image search: [Google]
Ruri122.jpg
41 KB, 345x529
>>675865065
>imagen adjunta
Hmm, buena jugada.
>Y gracias, de hecho! Yo nunca habría pensado en
>>675863907

>>675865027
Yup.
She's not really fit, now that I think about it.
>I'm a skellington out shape as well, so It's not really a problem.

>>675866054
>Tú lo úsas, Emi?
>>
File: yui___stoppu_by_temeyaro.jpg (107 KB, 900x863) Image search: [Google]
yui___stoppu_by_temeyaro.jpg
107 KB, 900x863
>>675866395
>>
File: Tenryuu 8.jpg (184 KB, 850x1471) Image search: [Google]
Tenryuu 8.jpg
184 KB, 850x1471
>>675865168
>are you NSA or something?
Maybe. Or it's just my fucking Kraut technology

>>675865644
Team Speak in Version 3

>>675865065
>that pic
What is this? And don't go too fast!

>>675865745
Wonderful. Another KanColle shipfu.


Next song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9HzqxwKfiM

>>675866289
Why? Is your voice that horrible?
>>
File: 1454258802605.png (950 KB, 1200x1500) Image search: [Google]
1454258802605.png
950 KB, 1200x1500
>>675866186
Its kinda hard to do it at the beginning, because you will just talk to something that doesnt respond.

Later you'll maybe feel some weird pressure in your head.

Actually, if you want to know some shit about Tulpas, you could text me, you got Steam?
>>
File: Atago 012.jpg (53 KB, 480x680) Image search: [Google]
Atago 012.jpg
53 KB, 480x680
>>675866302
Shiki, we're cool, don't worry
>>
File: 1454138328888.png (283 KB, 1372x916) Image search: [Google]
1454138328888.png
283 KB, 1372x916
>>675866381
Yes it is
Prolly because I'm german

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_abG3vv9ceg
>>
>>675866302
Rude

>>675866455
I'm out of gifs already
>>
File: Ruri106.jpg (49 KB, 500x283) Image search: [Google]
Ruri106.jpg
49 KB, 500x283
>>675866074
>>675865825
>>675865000

>DFC's shall not fall!
>>
File: 1450561198843.jpg (214 KB, 850x954) Image search: [Google]
1450561198843.jpg
214 KB, 850x954
> 2015+1
> No cute snake waifu...
>>
>>675866559
Yeah, i'd like to hear something from somebody who actually works on tulpa rather than just reading tutorials.
The problem is, i don't have a steam acc. We can always exchange emails but that's... you know.
>>
File: Atago 130.png (504 KB, 708x1000) Image search: [Google]
Atago 130.png
504 KB, 708x1000
>>675866545
>are you NSA or something
Yup, Kraut space magic
>Is your voice that horrible
No, but I have my reasons
>>
File: Atago 043.jpg (496 KB, 600x800) Image search: [Google]
Atago 043.jpg
496 KB, 600x800
>>675866813
DCF?
>>
File: 14211909152173.jpg (38 KB, 500x500) Image search: [Google]
14211909152173.jpg
38 KB, 500x500
>>675866545
Spooky.

>>675866735
RIP freedom of watching videos on Youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVWfqOSdzs4
>>
File: Aroused.jpg (390 KB, 999x910) Image search: [Google]
Aroused.jpg
390 KB, 999x910
>>675866962
>No, but I have my reasons
For example?
>>
File: muh dick.png (749 KB, 419x1000) Image search: [Google]
muh dick.png
749 KB, 419x1000
Claimed
>>
File: 1450473088699.png (259 KB, 696x685) Image search: [Google]
1450473088699.png
259 KB, 696x685
>>675866931
Tbh I never check my E-mail
You could also make a Telegram, its pretty easy
Its a messenger you can use on your phone and on the PC

>>675867056
Got used to it
Still shit though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqSpI1Jm0YE
>>
>>675867139
his mom is entering his room every 5 mins
>>
File: Atago 080.jpg (81 KB, 800x1131) Image search: [Google]
Atago 080.jpg
81 KB, 800x1131
>>675867139
Error 403: Forbidden
>>
File: Screenshot_2016-03-13-18-41-45.png (3 MB, 2560x1440) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_2016-03-13-18-41-45.png
3 MB, 2560x1440
>>675866829
Snek a cute

>>675867153
>3dpd
fuck outta here
>>
File: shiro_1854.png (596 KB, 1000x706) Image search: [Google]
shiro_1854.png
596 KB, 1000x706
>>675865250
You make me appreciate the work the mods do. Keep it up, boys!

>>675865456
I remember him... aber manchmal ist weniger mehr.
Ich mein, Tulpa!? Der ernsthafte Versuch, langsam aber sicher wahnsinnig zu werden?

>>675865065
I'm not proud to admit that I actually tried this right now. I was just sitting there... no idea why I thought this would work.

>>675866510
Don't feel bad about, your waifu got plenty of other talents and doesn't need no sport!
>>
File: 1349555598499.png (100 KB, 427x637) Image search: [Google]
1349555598499.png
100 KB, 427x637
>>675866510
Jajajaja, ¡de nada!
>Teamspeak3
No había oído hablar de eso hasta hoy

>>675866545
Well, it has been said that Emi still has legs in her heart, so I though about an image like that one
>I won't go too fast
>I'm keeping my speed low

>>675867042
>Delicious Flat Chest
>>
>>675867216
I forgot i still have my old skype account but i doubt you would use it since it's shit.
I'll install Telegram later on my phone, give me your id or whatever it is and i'll add you
>>
>>675865250
Good job, mods! But you forgot the Rainbow one.
>>
File: Yume03.gif (2 MB, 500x278) Image search: [Google]
Yume03.gif
2 MB, 500x278
>>675868633
>4) You're actually a wearer of real tiddies.But for this fact i don't really care tbh.

as if something like that really exists
>>
File: evil_elsie.jpg (871 KB, 702x940) Image search: [Google]
evil_elsie.jpg
871 KB, 702x940
Evil Elsie still somehow manages to be cute
>>
File: 1444282560491.png (139 KB, 608x531) Image search: [Google]
1444282560491.png
139 KB, 608x531
>>675868633
>4) You're actually a wearer of real tiddies.
>>
File: Tenryuu chibi 7.jpg (290 KB, 4207x2970) Image search: [Google]
Tenryuu chibi 7.jpg
290 KB, 4207x2970
>>675868902
Es ist eine Option.....
>>
File: Ruri102.png (284 KB, 570x510) Image search: [Google]
Ruri102.png
284 KB, 570x510
>>675868796
>B-but
>You back might h-hurt a little...
>>
I'm gonna go do some stuff
I'll be back soon
>>
File: Takao Bucho23.gif (406 KB, 500x281) Image search: [Google]
Takao Bucho23.gif
406 KB, 500x281
>>675869135
See you later Anon.
>>
File: Atago 031.jpg (429 KB, 500x686) Image search: [Google]
Atago 031.jpg
429 KB, 500x686
>>675868633
None of the above.
I just want to stay "Atago".
Because that's why I come here, be someone else
>>
Why did the pony guy get banned?
>>
File: 150063.png (514 KB, 2133x1200) Image search: [Google]
150063.png
514 KB, 2133x1200
Not into the waifu thing, but I would smoke a bowl with her any day.
>>
File: 3446.png (257 KB, 707x998) Image search: [Google]
3446.png
257 KB, 707x998
>>675869135
cya Galko!
>>
File: shiro_1746.jpg (395 KB, 700x700) Image search: [Google]
shiro_1746.jpg
395 KB, 700x700
>>675868308
Do you think Emi does it in the morning before putting on her leg-thingies?

>>675868796
Hawt! And also justice.

>>675868902
There is such a thing as really fat dudes on this side. Also a lot of traps.

>>675868633
Wie wäre es mit 5) Ich bin zu unsozial um mit anderen Menschen direkt zu kommunizieren?
>>
File: IMG_0200.jpg (992 KB, 1936x2592) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0200.jpg
992 KB, 1936x2592
Obligatory claim.

>>675869317
Broke the rules. Someone or a few people probably reported his posts.
>>
>>675869532
What rules? This is /b/.
>>
File: Tenryuu 126.jpg (327 KB, 851x1200) Image search: [Google]
Tenryuu 126.jpg
327 KB, 851x1200
>>675869250
Nah, i'm still Tenryuu, Graf is Graf, Shiki is Shiki, Sanya is Sanya, Nano is Nano, and this don't really change in any form outside of this threads. You'd be still Atago. Just with a voice. But ok, i don't force you to.

>>675869510
Eventül...Hey, wie stehts mit dir? Auch Lust auf Voice Chat? Und WoWs?
>>
File: Atago 108.jpg (350 KB, 637x900) Image search: [Google]
Atago 108.jpg
350 KB, 637x900
>>675869510
>Ich bin zu unsozial um mit anderen Menschen direkt zu kommunizieren
Is it that bad? Yeah, probably
>>
>>675869317
I'm still alive.
>>
File: 14203273591610.jpg (227 KB, 655x1000) Image search: [Google]
14203273591610.jpg
227 KB, 655x1000
>>675869532
What's good Handy?
>>
>>675869532
Huh. May I ask you what rules did he break?
Just to be informed, I thought everybody here was avatarfagging, and therefore breaking some stupid rule.
>>
File: image.png (127 KB, 500x500) Image search: [Google]
image.png
127 KB, 500x500
>>675869532
Hey Hand Kun. Speaking of bans I am no longer. Mobile version still sucks. How've you been?
>>
File: Yume04.gif (1 MB, 500x569) Image search: [Google]
Yume04.gif
1 MB, 500x569
>>675869510
>>675869801
>5.
Kann ich absolut nachvollziehen
Traps sind schwul.
Mit Leuten reden die man über 4chan kennengelernt hat... ja... nein
>>
File: shiro_1787.jpg (131 KB, 850x690) Image search: [Google]
shiro_1787.jpg
131 KB, 850x690
>>675869801
Ach, es ist ja schon spät, und das Internet, und dann ist mein PC so langsam und überhaupt.

>>675869833
I know the feel.
>>
File: Hmm.png (155 KB, 500x706) Image search: [Google]
Hmm.png
155 KB, 500x706
>>675869833
You understood that or did you just copy-paste it into the Google Tranlator?
>>
File: Perfection.png (446 KB, 564x800) Image search: [Google]
Perfection.png
446 KB, 564x800
>>
>>675870124
All it takes to avoid that is to not announce that you are avoiding a ban.
>>
File: 3917.jpg (249 KB, 491x1019) Image search: [Google]
3917.jpg
249 KB, 491x1019
>>675869510
I bet she tried a few times for the lulz. Besides, booty game strong, so she might be able to do it
>>
File: Yume01.jpg (127 KB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]
Yume01.jpg
127 KB, 1280x720
>>675870180
Jetz muss ich einfach mal ganz dreist fragen

Was ist unter der Augenklappe?
>>
>>675870363
I agree, but that's exactly what he did...
>>
File: 234234234234421234234.gif (3 MB, 800x451) Image search: [Google]
234234234234421234234.gif
3 MB, 800x451
>>675869679
>>675870026
Rules 13 & 15

Both of which apply to threads on /b/.

We're all basically avatar fagging, but like I said in a previous post a few people probably reported his singular post leading to his ban. Not saying he deserved it, just answering what someone asked.

>>675869912
Glad to have you back on your mobile (It does suck, you poor thing). Having a good time at your friend's house?

Yeah, just sitting here not doing much as usual. Forgot that I had made coffee and now I have to go reheat it, thanks for asking.

>>675869912
Not much man, you?
>>
File: 92px-MissPauling.png (22 KB, 92x120) Image search: [Google]
92px-MissPauling.png
22 KB, 92x120
The only waifu who you could meet irl
>>
>>675863664
Who is this
>>
>>675870766
It's me Goku
>>
File: You Don't Understand.jpg (85 KB, 480x631) Image search: [Google]
You Don't Understand.jpg
85 KB, 480x631
>>675870161
>

>>675870364
For Nicki Minaj it's probably easier than walking normally.

>>675870874
Topkek.

>shiro
>>
File: 14262675232670.jpg (198 KB, 1500x1100) Image search: [Google]
14262675232670.jpg
198 KB, 1500x1100
>>675870573
Just chilling with some music.
Going to do anything on the day of our lord and saviour?
>>
File: 1402684661254.jpg (182 KB, 756x718) Image search: [Google]
1402684661254.jpg
182 KB, 756x718
>>675870519
Got b& second time.
I'm out, see ya later guys.
>>
>>675870573
Alright, hand-kun, you're a correct person.
But yea, it's mainly for the rule 15. You're all breaking the 13th after all.
>>
File: image.jpg (353 KB, 600x841) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
353 KB, 600x841
>>675870329
Hey cowgirl

>>675870573
It's been a good night so far. Made nachos and tacos instead of getting pizza. Still got beer

I hate when I forget a drink out for too long. I do it with ginger ale and Dr. Pepper a lot and it just looses its fizz
>>
File: Atago 004.jpg (3 MB, 2800x2800) Image search: [Google]
Atago 004.jpg
3 MB, 2800x2800
>>675870180
I understood "ich bin zu unsocial" and "direkt kommunizeiren"
I guessed the full sentence
>"I'm to antisocial to talk directly to others"
I must have fucked it up, given your response
>>
>>675871081
See you in 30 days.
>>
File: Ruri046.png (126 KB, 225x350) Image search: [Google]
Ruri046.png
126 KB, 225x350
>>675866510
>your waifu got plenty of other talents and doesn't need no sport!
Oh, Shiro, stop that.
>I already know you're a total qt.

>>675867595
>Me alegra oír eso, quizás terminaría siendo Telegram 2.0

>>675870573
Heyo again hand buddy!

>>675870364
>Ráyos
>Por qué Emi tiene ese booty
>>
>>675871240
More like tomorrow
>>
>>675867595
>>675867758
Go team!
>>
File: Yume02.jpg (121 KB, 958x539) Image search: [Google]
Yume02.jpg
121 KB, 958x539
>>675871168
no thats pretty much excatly it

i was suprised too
>>
File: Takao Bucho7.jpg (50 KB, 864x480) Image search: [Google]
Takao Bucho7.jpg
50 KB, 864x480
Well I am going to sleep, see you later Anons.
>>
File: IMG_0207.jpg (2 MB, 1936x2592) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0207.jpg
2 MB, 1936x2592
>>675870573
Rats, quoted you twice. My bad.

>>675870046
>Cute picture, by the way

>>675870643
>Mhw

>>675871005
Nice, about to listen to some music myself. Good way to spend a Friday.

Oh yeah, going to church and have a jolly good time with strangers. You?

>>675871125
Kek, I already said that I know that. You're right though, the only reason he was banned was probably because he was breaking two rules at once or he was just reported a bunch due to his waifu's origin.

>>675871161
Nice, nachos are fucking great. Love making them, jalapenos and various cheeses, lucky bastard.

I typically would do it with coke or Pepsi. Dr. Pepper is also great, my man.

>>675871266
Heyo, Ruri-kun. Up to anything?
>>
File: That's some big ass tumor.jpg (176 KB, 1024x768) Image search: [Google]
That's some big ass tumor.jpg
176 KB, 1024x768
>>675870946
>Nicki Minaj
That ass has a life of its own
>>
File: Atago 143.jpg (240 KB, 850x1202) Image search: [Google]
Atago 143.jpg
240 KB, 850x1202
>>675871478
Good night, sister from another mother
>>
File: Shiki 0284.jpg (166 KB, 2560x1440) Image search: [Google]
Shiki 0284.jpg
166 KB, 2560x1440
>>675871478
Good night
>>
File: WaifuBadge.jpg (325 KB, 754x754) Image search: [Google]
WaifuBadge.jpg
325 KB, 754x754
>>675871161
Hi.
>>675871266
>Por qué Emi tiene ese booty
That can't be the same word in both languages it just can't.
>>675871478
Bye titbro.
>>
>>675870095
>>675870095
>>675870095
>>675870095
>>
File: 14258475676693.jpg (65 KB, 578x459) Image search: [Google]
14258475676693.jpg
65 KB, 578x459
>>675871530
Just noticed that Friday's already over.
Nothing really, probably going to just spend weekend playing games.
>>
>>675863461
We love you ebola Chan
come visit us in America Ebola Chan
grow wings Ebola chan
>>
File: shiro_1779.png (783 KB, 675x1013) Image search: [Google]
shiro_1779.png
783 KB, 675x1013
>>675871168
You translated that perfectly, actually!

>>675871266
>ese booty
I think I'm able to understand Mexican.

>>675871655
That is why flat is justice.
>>
>>675871952
>Mexican.
Kek.
>>
>>675868308
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
>>
File: image.png (462 KB, 800x1013) Image search: [Google]
image.png
462 KB, 800x1013
>>675871478
Goodnight Takao

>>675871530
>T-thanks Hand-kun...

We made dip with Sriracha sauce and it was glorious. Also had 3 cheeses we scrapped together for the nachos

I don't usually drink sodas but Dr. Pepper is just delicious
>>
File: deus vult.jpg (128 KB, 960x686) Image search: [Google]
deus vult.jpg
128 KB, 960x686
Crusader Anon here, how is everyone doing?
>>
File: Atago 084.jpg (112 KB, 850x880) Image search: [Google]
Atago 084.jpg
112 KB, 850x880
>>675871952
I try to do the same thing for moon as well as German.
It's almost useless for moon, but It works alright for German
Taking the context and the words I understand together and making an educated guess, I mean
>>
File: Happy.jpg (180 KB, 470x470) Image search: [Google]
Happy.jpg
180 KB, 470x470
>>675872248
They're called bloomers and they are a wonderful invention.
>>
File: Tenryuu without eyepatch 2.jpg (239 KB, 850x1191) Image search: [Google]
Tenryuu without eyepatch 2.jpg
239 KB, 850x1191
>>675870161
Nah, die sind ganz gechillt. Kann man mal machen.

>>675870175
Alles Ausreden wie Merkel

>>675870462
Ganz ehrlich: Ich weiß es selber kaum. Entweder nichts oder ein schön vernarbtest Auge. Ich tippe mal auf die Narbe.
>>
File: Yume03.jpg (46 KB, 640x427) Image search: [Google]
Yume03.jpg
46 KB, 640x427
>>675872590
thats some damn fine legs

you hit my fetish button
>>
File: 7BRwjzG.jpg (265 KB, 3370x3126) Image search: [Google]
7BRwjzG.jpg
265 KB, 3370x3126
I'm back with my new pair of socks.

How is everyone?
>>
File: CirnoSweetTreat.jpg (782 KB, 1200x1214) Image search: [Google]
CirnoSweetTreat.jpg
782 KB, 1200x1214
Cirno
>>
File: 1307240069857.png (230 KB, 429x450) Image search: [Google]
1307240069857.png
230 KB, 429x450
>>675871266
Nunca he sido muy de chats, así que a mí no me van a afectar
>Booty
¡Ventajas del atletismo!

>>675871478
Good night!

>>675871710
>it just can't
You can just take any English noun and put it in a Spanish sentence. So yeah, it can

>>675871952
>Mexican
>[inner Conquistador's jimmies are rustled]
>>
File: image.jpg (101 KB, 640x853) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
101 KB, 640x853
>>675872419
Hey there Crusader Anon. How are you?
>Deus Vult

>>675872882
I'm good my man. How are you?
>>
File: zhannaaa.png (116 KB, 244x385) Image search: [Google]
zhannaaa.png
116 KB, 244x385
Zhanna from the tf2 comics.
>>
No one picked arisu.
arisu claimed
>>
File: Atago 183.jpg (178 KB, 850x882) Image search: [Google]
Atago 183.jpg
178 KB, 850x882
>>675872685
>Nah, die sind ganz gechillt. Kann man mal machen
Does not compute
>Alles Ausreden wie Merkel
Only thing about that I caught is "Merkel", so it's negative, right?
>Ganz ehrlich: Ich weiß es selber kaum. Entweder nichts oder ein schön vernarbtest Auge. Ich tippe mal auf die Narbe
I don't recongize enough to understand what this is
>>
File: deus vult26.jpg (10 KB, 208x243) Image search: [Google]
deus vult26.jpg
10 KB, 208x243
>>675873174
I am doing fine, you?
>>
File: tumblr_inline_ncu5rypUCJ1s8iouj.png (253 KB, 434x355) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_inline_ncu5rypUCJ1s8iouj.png
253 KB, 434x355
>>675873175
>>
File: Atago 225.jpg (164 KB, 850x997) Image search: [Google]
Atago 225.jpg
164 KB, 850x997
>>675872819
Goddammit
>>
File: Cowpire.jpg (182 KB, 1000x1000) Image search: [Google]
Cowpire.jpg
182 KB, 1000x1000
>>675872590
>>675873511
>>675872819
I'm pretty sure I've said it before but yeah you're hitting mine too.
>>
>>675873409
Doing good here my man. Glad to see you here

>Rubyanon
>>
>>675873792
Thats good to hear.

>Crusader Anon.
>>
New Thread?
>>
>>675873704
>>675872819
Good luck surviving the Africa of 4chan
>>>/d/

Atago~
>>
>>675874072
How is that /d/ material?
-Holstaur image.
>>
Should I make a new bread?
>>
>>675873409
That picture doesn't make sense, shouldn't it be keep calm because DEUS VULT?
>>
>>675874238
Yes please, I just got back after shopping for socks and drinking rum.

-Ms. Pauling
>>
>>675874195
EVERYTHING is /d/ material

Atago~
>>
>>675874279
It doesn't need to make sense, as long as deus vult.
>>
>>675874361
so /d/ is the new /b/?
>>
>>675874443
>>675874443
>>675874443
>>675874443
>>
>>675874361
even normal stuff?
Thread replies: 185
Thread images: 148


Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 1516QPvvjaBRziqhWPPJLvTaYxfUSBJswe
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.