Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>Most important: Have fun!
Tenryuu claimed. The most beautiful and stubborn waifu here.
Claim.
Vinyl claimed
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>
Miho claimed
>>675862948
What a coincidence
Takao Bucho claimed
This thread will not be without Ebola-chan.
Best German CV claimed
IF I ROLL DUBS ALL YOUR WAIFUS ARE BELONG TO ME.
>>675863374
>[la confusión se intensifica]
Ayy
I want to go home
>claimed
Well I'm off.
>>675863541
FUCK
>>675863551
See you later Anon.
>>675863374
But that's a medium speed waifu with about two legs you're claiming.
>>675863551
Night Tats!
Post whatever you're currently listening to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrVuGiKRVDU
>>675863551
Have a good one Tatsumaki.
>>675863545
Go and look for more shoes mate
>>675863551
Gute nacht !
>>675860882
To live in the hearts of others is not to die.
Claim
Best flat-chested goth waifu claimed
>>675863551
Good night Tats
>>675863701
I'm really confused as well
>>675863551
Goodnight
>Best idol claimed
>>675863551
Sleep well, Tornado!
>>675863279
Sünder.
>>675863544
>Quizás te paresca confuso ahora, Emi
>Pero Emi siempre tuvo piernas
>Estaban en su corazón
>>675863701
>medium speed waifu with about two legs
Is it, Shiro?
>IS IT?
I just noticed, today is Greece's independence day.
>>675863820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhM
>so beautiful
>and bad
>>675863820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgQgnbSg80I
The song is pretty fucking edgy
I dont even like the band, why do I listen to this?
>>675864020
Und das weißt du auch
>>675863824
I already did
>a total of 13 were found
>>675863551
Bye Tats
>Posting from friends place. 4chan says I'm not banned anymore so let's test this
Sup
>Rubyanon
>>675863820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSJH6J9ga04
>>675863401
Your Takao has huge tits to?
>>675863907
To be fair, while sitting down like that she is technically "ON no legs", but I fail to see how she'd be fast that way.
>>675864183
Holy shit it works!
>Happy Rubyanon
>>675863801
Is that you?
>>675863820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXUoMJ68gKk
>>675864183
Welcome to the thread Anon.
>>675864202
Indeed she does have large tits.
>>675864090
I read the filename as shitting.
>>675864305
Who is me?
Or are you the dashfag from a couple months ago?
>>675863142
i had a waifu before.
i like to dress up as Goliath
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my Goliath suit.
she was just so smart, you know?
like you could tell how beautiful and complex her mind was in the way that she analyzed a dick before sucking it.
like she was doing calculus on the perfect cum shot. she could make me precum a pretty much normal amount of jizz without even cumming for real. my precum would drip out her nose while she sucked and hummed my favorite song. she knew i loved that. so she would look up at me with those big doe eyes, let the cum drip out of her nose as far as she could, and then sniffle it right back into her head. and just as the song was reaching its climax, so would i.
this still gets me hard just about every time i listen to it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
>>675864440
Of course it's me.
I'm glad. Thank you. For being in my life.
Tribute <3
>>675862923
<3
He knows about my tributes, I asked him if He was alright with that, because He can be shy about it.
But I think this way He won't recieve hate, but love.
>>675863890
Of course! But for a moment, just for a moment, He was dead. He wasn't there anymore.
I felt empty.
>>675864570
Ah
I'm posting in these every weekend, so you can usually find me here on fridays and saturdays
Anyways, what's life doing mate?
Claiming Seaport Hime.
>>675864342
Takao's named after a mountain for a reason...
>>675864342
Large tits?
>>675864761
Good one
>>675864761
Are you one of us now?
>>675864772
Thats good to know
>>675864887
Large tits
>>675864088
Well, one of them.
>>675864043
Below medium speed?
>>675864090
>>675864431
The facial expression matches.
>>675864440
>>675864570
>Sünder intensifies
Now there are two of you?
>>675864760
Welp, it's not that bad but could be better (as always).
What about you, and your tulpa?
>>675864043
>No he podido evitar imaginar la imagen adjunta
>Aunque he de reconocer que eso es algo muy bonito
>>675864218
Walking using the asscheeks? I've seen it on Shin-chan, but I doubt anyone else can do it
>Emi
>>675864090
I played that just yesterday, are you NSA or something?
>>675864099
Kind of reminds me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpxFUo7oxWM
>>675864202
It's been a while since I played any Bombs Away.
>>675864342
I forgot that exists, marvelous.
>>675865027
I stopped posting in these threads cause i almost always get b&.
>>675865000
>>675865027
He already was here a couple times, isnt posting active though
>>675865049
She is developed a lot further now.
Full sentences, good humor and music taste
I'm maybe gonna start training the visualizing soon, dunno though
Atago do u want to join our ts3 ?
>zjarancy.pl
>Lowest channel Cancer
>password: cancer
>>675865272
>>675865000
>>675865272
Good
>>675865485
ts3?
>>675865168
>Powerwolf
>GEMA
waddafug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkF0vDrro_A
>>675864665
Was He alright with it? I assume He is, I mean, it's something beautiful, and I'm certain He won't get hate, with you being a big reason for that.
You are a great anon.
>>675864951
It'll take me time. Plenty of it.
Actually, fuck it, I'm hopping on the bandwagon.
>>675865644
Yea
Teamspeak3 the voice communicator
>>675865745
We've recruited another! Awesome! The JTTF is growing bigger!
>puns
>>675865456
Nice, i'm jelly to be honest. Gotta start making my own tulpa soon, no more wasting time on vidya n shit.
>>675865745
Welcome
>even more tiddy
>>675865825
>
>>675866054
>voice communicator
>voice
A small loan of one million no's
>>675865825
Time to save the thread from all these cowtits
>>675865657
Isn't GEMA some German thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir_BVxBz5do
yui claimed
>still lurking
>>675866234
Running out of .gif ammo
>running
>puns
>>675865065
>imagen adjunta
Hmm, buena jugada.
>Y gracias, de hecho! Yo nunca habría pensado en
>>675863907
>>675865027
Yup.
She's not really fit, now that I think about it.
>I'm a skellington out shape as well, so It's not really a problem.
>>675866054
>Tú lo úsas, Emi?
>>675866395
>>675865168
>are you NSA or something?
Maybe. Or it's just my fucking Kraut technology
>>675865644
Team Speak in Version 3
>>675865065
>that pic
What is this? And don't go too fast!
>>675865745
Wonderful. Another KanColle shipfu.
Next song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9HzqxwKfiM
>>675866289
Why? Is your voice that horrible?
>>675866186
Its kinda hard to do it at the beginning, because you will just talk to something that doesnt respond.
Later you'll maybe feel some weird pressure in your head.
Actually, if you want to know some shit about Tulpas, you could text me, you got Steam?
>>675866302
Shiki, we're cool, don't worry
>>675866381
Yes it is
Prolly because I'm german
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_abG3vv9ceg
>>675866302
Rude
>>675866455
I'm out of gifs already
>>675866074
>>675865825
>>675865000
>DFC's shall not fall!
> 2015+1
> No cute snake waifu...
>>675866559
Yeah, i'd like to hear something from somebody who actually works on tulpa rather than just reading tutorials.
The problem is, i don't have a steam acc. We can always exchange emails but that's... you know.
>>675866545
>are you NSA or something
Yup, Kraut space magic
>Is your voice that horrible
No, but I have my reasons
>>675866813
DCF?
>>675866545
Spooky.
>>675866735
RIP freedom of watching videos on Youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVWfqOSdzs4
>>675866962
>No, but I have my reasons
For example?
Claimed
>>675866931
Tbh I never check my E-mail
You could also make a Telegram, its pretty easy
Its a messenger you can use on your phone and on the PC
>>675867056
Got used to it
Still shit though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqSpI1Jm0YE
>>675867139
his mom is entering his room every 5 mins
>>675867139
Error 403: Forbidden
>>675866829
Snek a cute
>>675867153
>3dpd
fuck outta here
>>675865250
You make me appreciate the work the mods do. Keep it up, boys!
>>675865456
I remember him... aber manchmal ist weniger mehr.
Ich mein, Tulpa!? Der ernsthafte Versuch, langsam aber sicher wahnsinnig zu werden?
>>675865065
I'm not proud to admit that I actually tried this right now. I was just sitting there... no idea why I thought this would work.
>>675866510
Don't feel bad about, your waifu got plenty of other talents and doesn't need no sport!
>>675866510
Jajajaja, ¡de nada!
>Teamspeak3
No había oído hablar de eso hasta hoy
>>675866545
Well, it has been said that Emi still has legs in her heart, so I though about an image like that one
>I won't go too fast
>I'm keeping my speed low
>>675867042
>Delicious Flat Chest
>>675867216
I forgot i still have my old skype account but i doubt you would use it since it's shit.
I'll install Telegram later on my phone, give me your id or whatever it is and i'll add you
>>675865250
Good job, mods! But you forgot the Rainbow one.
>>675868633
>4) You're actually a wearer of real tiddies.But for this fact i don't really care tbh.
as if something like that really exists
Evil Elsie still somehow manages to be cute
>>675868633
>4) You're actually a wearer of real tiddies.
>>675868902
Es ist eine Option.....
>>675868796
>B-but
>You back might h-hurt a little...
I'm gonna go do some stuff
I'll be back soon
>>675869135
See you later Anon.
>>675868633
None of the above.
I just want to stay "Atago".
Because that's why I come here, be someone else
Why did the pony guy get banned?
Not into the waifu thing, but I would smoke a bowl with her any day.
>>675869135
cya Galko!
>>675868308
Do you think Emi does it in the morning before putting on her leg-thingies?
>>675868796
Hawt! And also justice.
>>675868902
There is such a thing as really fat dudes on this side. Also a lot of traps.
>>675868633
Wie wäre es mit 5) Ich bin zu unsozial um mit anderen Menschen direkt zu kommunizieren?
Obligatory claim.
>>675869317
Broke the rules. Someone or a few people probably reported his posts.
>>675869532
What rules? This is /b/.
>>675869250
Nah, i'm still Tenryuu, Graf is Graf, Shiki is Shiki, Sanya is Sanya, Nano is Nano, and this don't really change in any form outside of this threads. You'd be still Atago. Just with a voice. But ok, i don't force you to.
>>675869510
Eventül...Hey, wie stehts mit dir? Auch Lust auf Voice Chat? Und WoWs?
>>675869510
>Ich bin zu unsozial um mit anderen Menschen direkt zu kommunizieren
Is it that bad? Yeah, probably
>>675869317
I'm still alive.
>>675869532
What's good Handy?
>>675869532
Huh. May I ask you what rules did he break?
Just to be informed, I thought everybody here was avatarfagging, and therefore breaking some stupid rule.
>>675869532
Hey Hand Kun. Speaking of bans I am no longer. Mobile version still sucks. How've you been?
>>675869510
>>675869801
>5.
Kann ich absolut nachvollziehen
Traps sind schwul.
Mit Leuten reden die man über 4chan kennengelernt hat... ja... nein
>>675869801
Ach, es ist ja schon spät, und das Internet, und dann ist mein PC so langsam und überhaupt.
>>675869833
I know the feel.
>>675869833
You understood that or did you just copy-paste it into the Google Tranlator?
>>675870124
All it takes to avoid that is to not announce that you are avoiding a ban.
>>675869510
I bet she tried a few times for the lulz. Besides, booty game strong, so she might be able to do it
>>675870180
Jetz muss ich einfach mal ganz dreist fragen
Was ist unter der Augenklappe?
>>675870363
I agree, but that's exactly what he did...
>>675869679
>>675870026
Rules 13 & 15
Both of which apply to threads on /b/.
We're all basically avatar fagging, but like I said in a previous post a few people probably reported his singular post leading to his ban. Not saying he deserved it, just answering what someone asked.
>>675869912
Glad to have you back on your mobile (It does suck, you poor thing). Having a good time at your friend's house?
Yeah, just sitting here not doing much as usual. Forgot that I had made coffee and now I have to go reheat it, thanks for asking.
>>675869912
Not much man, you?
The only waifu who you could meet irl
>>675863664
Who is this
>>675870766
It's me Goku
>>675870161
>
>>675870364
For Nicki Minaj it's probably easier than walking normally.
>>675870874
Topkek.
>shiro
>>675870573
Just chilling with some music.
Going to do anything on the day of our lord and saviour?
>>675870519
Got b& second time.
I'm out, see ya later guys.
>>675870573
Alright, hand-kun, you're a correct person.
But yea, it's mainly for the rule 15. You're all breaking the 13th after all.
>>675870329
Hey cowgirl
>>675870573
It's been a good night so far. Made nachos and tacos instead of getting pizza. Still got beer
I hate when I forget a drink out for too long. I do it with ginger ale and Dr. Pepper a lot and it just looses its fizz
>>675870180
I understood "ich bin zu unsocial" and "direkt kommunizeiren"
I guessed the full sentence
>"I'm to antisocial to talk directly to others"
I must have fucked it up, given your response
>>675871081
See you in 30 days.
>>675866510
>your waifu got plenty of other talents and doesn't need no sport!
Oh, Shiro, stop that.
>I already know you're a total qt.
>>675867595
>Me alegra oír eso, quizás terminaría siendo Telegram 2.0
>>675870573
Heyo again hand buddy!
>>675870364
>Ráyos
>Por qué Emi tiene ese booty
>>675871240
More like tomorrow
>>675867595
>>675867758
Go team!
>>675871168
no thats pretty much excatly it
i was suprised too
Well I am going to sleep, see you later Anons.
>>675870573
Rats, quoted you twice. My bad.
>>675870046
>Cute picture, by the way
>>675870643
>Mhw
>>675871005
Nice, about to listen to some music myself. Good way to spend a Friday.
Oh yeah, going to church and have a jolly good time with strangers. You?
>>675871125
Kek, I already said that I know that. You're right though, the only reason he was banned was probably because he was breaking two rules at once or he was just reported a bunch due to his waifu's origin.
>>675871161
Nice, nachos are fucking great. Love making them, jalapenos and various cheeses, lucky bastard.
I typically would do it with coke or Pepsi. Dr. Pepper is also great, my man.
>>675871266
Heyo, Ruri-kun. Up to anything?
>>675870946
>Nicki Minaj
That ass has a life of its own
>>675871478
Good night, sister from another mother
>>675871478
Good night
>>675871161
Hi.
>>675871266
>Por qué Emi tiene ese booty
That can't be the same word in both languages it just can't.
>>675871478
Bye titbro.
>>675870095
>>675870095
>>675870095
>>675870095
>>675871530
Just noticed that Friday's already over.
Nothing really, probably going to just spend weekend playing games.
>>675863461
We love you ebola Chan
come visit us in America Ebola Chan
grow wings Ebola chan
>>675871168
You translated that perfectly, actually!
>>675871266
>ese booty
I think I'm able to understand Mexican.
>>675871655
That is why flat is justice.
>>675871952
>Mexican.
Kek.
>>675868308
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
>>675871478
Goodnight Takao
>>675871530
>T-thanks Hand-kun...
We made dip with Sriracha sauce and it was glorious. Also had 3 cheeses we scrapped together for the nachos
I don't usually drink sodas but Dr. Pepper is just delicious
Crusader Anon here, how is everyone doing?
>>675871952
I try to do the same thing for moon as well as German.
It's almost useless for moon, but It works alright for German
Taking the context and the words I understand together and making an educated guess, I mean
>>675872248
They're called bloomers and they are a wonderful invention.
>>675870161
Nah, die sind ganz gechillt. Kann man mal machen.
>>675870175
Alles Ausreden wie Merkel
>>675870462
Ganz ehrlich: Ich weiß es selber kaum. Entweder nichts oder ein schön vernarbtest Auge. Ich tippe mal auf die Narbe.
>>675872590
thats some damn fine legs
you hit my fetish button
I'm back with my new pair of socks.
How is everyone?
Cirno
>>675871266
Nunca he sido muy de chats, así que a mí no me van a afectar
>Booty
¡Ventajas del atletismo!
>>675871478
Good night!
>>675871710
>it just can't
You can just take any English noun and put it in a Spanish sentence. So yeah, it can
>>675871952
>Mexican
>[inner Conquistador's jimmies are rustled]
>>675872419
Hey there Crusader Anon. How are you?
>Deus Vult
>>675872882
I'm good my man. How are you?
Zhanna from the tf2 comics.
No one picked arisu.
arisu claimed
>>675872685
>Nah, die sind ganz gechillt. Kann man mal machen
Does not compute
>Alles Ausreden wie Merkel
Only thing about that I caught is "Merkel", so it's negative, right?
>Ganz ehrlich: Ich weiß es selber kaum. Entweder nichts oder ein schön vernarbtest Auge. Ich tippe mal auf die Narbe
I don't recongize enough to understand what this is
>>675873174
I am doing fine, you?
>>675873175
>>675872819
Goddammit
>>675872590
>>675873511
>>675872819
I'm pretty sure I've said it before but yeah you're hitting mine too.
>>675873409
Doing good here my man. Glad to see you here
>Rubyanon
>>675873792
Thats good to hear.
>Crusader Anon.
New Thread?
>>675873704
>>675872819
Good luck surviving the Africa of 4chan
>>>/d/
Atago~
>>675874072
How is that /d/ material?
-Holstaur image.
Should I make a new bread?
>>675873409
That picture doesn't make sense, shouldn't it be keep calm because DEUS VULT?
>>675874238
Yes please, I just got back after shopping for socks and drinking rum.
-Ms. Pauling
>>675874195
EVERYTHING is /d/ material
Atago~
>>675874279
It doesn't need to make sense, as long as deus vult.
>>675874361
so /d/ is the new /b/?
>>675874361
even normal stuff?
