I just received my first eviction notice and I just realized how much I need to re-evaluate my life.
I don't want to beg because it is of ill fashion, but how can I make $80 in two days so I won't be thrown out onto the streets or kill myself?
Get a fucking job?
This has to be some kind of joke
just kill yourself dude
>>675861501
Came for the feels m8
furry porn
>>675861775
My girlfriend left me because she liked another guy, after which her dad who is both of our bosses fired me. It was an okay paying job but the thing is that you were guaranteed money if you went up the ranks and I had already spent two years committed to that job. At least she didn't cheat, but she did spin things to make my life miserable.
I'm jobless because most of my training is useless in other fields
>>675862140
If he fired you just for that you can sue for wrongful termination
Otherwise stop being a deadbeat, get over the breakup, and find another job so you can move on with your life. That's the real issue here
Strap up and start slangin nigga
>>675861501
pawn something. like whatever electronic device you are posting from. you can't tell me you don't have something to sell.
or sell plasma.
or get another fucking job.
sell something
>>675862508
>>675862594
I don't really have anything to sell. Nobody would want any of my cheap plastic furniture. I'm posting this from a library computer.
>>675861501
Here to help, OP.
>Buy a jar of sage
>Put sage in plastic sandwich bag
>Sell "weed" to dudebros on the street
>Tll them it's good quality mids
>Boom, 80 bucks
I used this trick in college to pay for a PS4 kek
>>675864207
How do you find the dudebros to sell to?
>>675864207
>this
>>675864207
make sure whoever your selling to is retarded
You dont own a credit card that you can go withdraw $80 cash off of??? What kind of "adult" are you???
>>675864410
Just look for the guys that look like stoners, i.e. hoodies, American Eagle.
You'll get the urge to punch them as soon as you see them. Also helps if you have actual ganja to smoke with them, lets you jack up the price a bit.
>>675861501
Needs $80 in 2 days and retards are saying get a job. Yes in the long term but he's still fucked in 2 days time isn't he you fucktards.
>>675862140
I've been fired for bs reasons. But I'm not a dumbass who wastes my money, so I had thousands in my savings to fall back on, as should everyone
>>675864410
>Movie theaters
>gas station parking lot
>bars
Fags are also naive and easy to manipulate. Just be sure not to use your real name.
$80 in two days isn't impossible. Look on Craigslist for some simple work or donate blood.
>>675862140
>I'm jobless because most of my training is useless in other fields
You need to make $80 in 2 days. You don't need any training to make this amount of money. Any minimum wage job will do.
>>675861501
Lol I make 80 in 3 hours
donate plasma. first timers get like 50 bucks their first 3 times. you can go every other day. bring your i.d.
sell drugs fampai
>>675861501
donate plasma
>>675866401
maybe he doesn't want to suck dicks for a living?
sell your stuff at a pawn store or take out a loan then get a job.
>>675866277
>80 days in 2 days
>get a part time job
>bi monthly pay
What the fuck were you even thinking mate he said 2 days not 2 weeks.
Just go suck dick OP.
Ask whoever you know for a loan.
>>675861501
Have you considered sucking dicks?
>>675861501
Donate plasma, sell something to a pawn shop or Craigslist.
>>675866756
Shiiiieet
Pickpocket some wallets.
>>675866756
anyone who doesn't needs to reevaluate their life choices
>>675867240
Just suck 8 dicks fir ten bucks each! Profit!
>>675868001
I want to eat cats for a living
>>675861501
Rob a bank
>>675863095
Hahaha you're poor af aintcha
get a job at mcdonalds or some shit you bum
Start a gofundme page?
>>675864207
What an excellent way for OP to get the shit beat out of him.
>>675868582
>2 days
Retards
>>675861501
Kidnap someone
request ransom
Warn family not to get police involved
You dont. Kill yourself before any more pain can be done
>>675865226
The actual stoners are going to notice it's oregano. Color, smell and feel.
If some random tried this shit with me, he'd have about 4 seconds to put the money back in my hand before I take it back my self. If he were a prick about it I'd probably take his wallet too.
>>675861501
Just the first? WTF get busy lying your way into peoples rentals and get more evictions Fucking half ass effort from another millennial
>>675869201
>If some random tried this shit with me, he'd have about 4 seconds to put the money back in my hand before I take it back my self.
You couldn't do shit, you weak as fuck faggot.
ADMIT IT. YOU'RE UNCOORDINATED, WEAK, AND DON'T KNOW ONE GODDAMN THING ABOUT FIGHTING. FUCK YOUR GODDAMN TRASH TALK. YOU ARE SHIT AND YOU WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO DEFEND YOURSELF, BITCH.
>>675862431
Great reply, he has plenty of time to fight back while homeless?
>>675863095
>okay paying job
no technology at home
try harder faggot
>>675862431
>Anon lost job through wrongful dismissal
>calls him a deadbeat
Fucking Americans
>>675863095
>Library
>Not filtering 4chan
Bull, even McDonalds filters 4chan. What shit are you trying to pull here?
>>675869643
I'm 5"10, 210lbs, I work with my hands, hike and target shoot for fun and the only fat I have is a beer gut that doesn't go past my chest. I have big enough arms that I have difficulty finding button up shirts that don't restrict my range of motion or rip across my back at the shoulders, even if they are loose fitting everywhere else.
Better men than you have tried me.
>>675870670
Shh manlet. It's okay for you to be a beta.
>>675870670
Kek is this pasta?
>>675870768
Whatever you say, it's your fetish, not mine.
![0205pod009[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nf7lBPf.jpg "0205pod009[2].jpg")
Draw me like one of your french memes.......
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>>675870846
You'd know if you lurked instead of posting everything that crosses your mind while never making any OC.
Get yourself down to the co'ner and sell that sweet ass, bro. You may even find out you enjoy it and then youll never have to worry about money again. Except to buy valtrex, enemas and condoms obviously.
>>675870670
Just typing that shows what a faggot you are.
>>67586243
if the states at-will employment he can be fired for anything pretty much (except eeo crap)
>>675871360
This is interesting news. I'll have to tell my wife when she gets off work in the morning.
We're on 4Chan, every one of us is some form of faggot. Tell us something we don't know.
prostitution works
>>675871706
>assumes anyone on 4chan is a faggot
newfag tier logic right there
>>675871706
>when she gets off work in the morning
>in the morning
She works nights, if you get my drift.
>>675871706
not a fag in the gay way. fag in the aspergers tmi way. good luck ripping your shirts Bruce Banner.
>>675866165
or plasma. they pay more
>>675861501
Suck a dick. CL should help.
Or hang out at 5:30-8 in front of home depot and try to look Mexican. So srs.
>>675872381
What can I say, nurses turn me on.
>>675872472
It really does suck, actually. The ones that don't rip usually just make my arm fall asleep if I'm actually trying to do something. Makes dressing formally a real pain.
>>675872377
You've either outed yourself, or misunderstood. I've been here pre meme and motivational generators.