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Let's have another YLYL thread!
>>675858911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzFEVwyt8zE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FbMECdDOcw
kek
>>675858911
HAHAHA, awesome! sometimes the things they say on tumblr are hilarious, don't hate; appreciate!!
>>675860874
haha Paul Walker is dead
>>675858911
Blew me...
>away
this shit literally just happened to me
>>675860719
zozz
>pokemon fight music plays in your head.
>>675860771
Go kill yourself
This obviously isn't the place to effectively defend anything.>>675860771
>>675861437
that shit is obviously bait dude... wtf...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnpuVMVIxhY
Fuck me
wow, such wise
>>675860719
lost
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BybSch6HZTo
>>675858911
tumblr is like /b/
you go there for the porn
>>675861437
shit nigger what are you doing
i'm shitposting really fucking hard right now. and i'm really fucking hard doing it.
>>675860929
saw that one coming without even reading the filename
what a meme you have there
I CANT STOP SCREAMING 4CHAN IN A NUTSHELL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxYL8Lhry24
what is someone made an actual POST, made out of SHIT
NIGGER
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCE5a1CKlXMofQN7gTO76Rmg
>>675860477
So that's what a floppy disk looks like! xD
my doctor said I have low blood potassium levels.
>>675862655
That cat has diabeatus
>>675858911
i genuinely think that these people are just so angry. What makes these people so angry and just wana ask loaded questions as an excuse to lash out at people.
>>675862878
the first real mmorpg. the one that set the standard for all mmorpgs to come. can you guess what it was?
This nigger
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z1RTsP_8es
>>675862656
ikr
>>675863017
>>675863105
League of Legens
>>675862999
kek'd and checked
>>675863422
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>675863185
He's not wrong.
>>675861294
Yea know that you can go back to legacy captcha, do you?
>>675863105
what game is this?
>>675863815
no, how do you do that? so sick of these captchas i cant tell which is food and which isnt fuck.
>>675862259
If that were my daughter that dog would instantly regret that.
>>675861969
The fun part is that that's pretty much all it takes to fuck a punk slag.
best thread of the day!
>>675864239
sauce?
>skin diamond
>>675864239
Are you feeling it mr. crabs
>>675864484
That would be funnier if they weren't diet sodas.
>>675864146
Then you're a shitty pet owner and a shitty dad.
>>675863815
gr8 b8
>>675861437
Self killed. Master bait.
>>675864677
Kek
just a few simple things, no biggie
I am trying to find a Reddit...have you seen any round here?
>>675864833
Explain your thought process. And you would allow your dog to intimidate your daughter? That's a bad idea on both sides.
This explanation makes a lot of sense then. Because there can be black skinned individuals who are quite reasonable, I guess they're mentally white.
So really, it's not about skin color. It's about mental color. Where being white STILL is right.
>>675863105
Scape of Runes II
>>675864833
Stfu idiot. This is how attacks start years before they happen
>>675865200
He barked at her, thats not intimidation, thats what dogs do. They bark. You have no idea what that dogs facial features are trying to convey, stop anthromorphosising.
>>675864677
Wtf no the fact that they're diet sodas makes it all the better
>>675862394
I come to /b/ because its pretty much the designated shitpost corner of the World Wide Web.
>>675863105
NeverBest
>>675865126
This isn't really bad, She's just explaining it in a very verbose way.
I mean, Did most of you not know this already?
>>675863105
EQ, Povar reporting in.
>>675862752
You sure tried with that one.
I CANT STOP BREATHING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn2uBwFixjc
>>675865824
See what his upper lip is doing? That's called a "snarl."
>>675861082
I laughed at this because I am high so I am and all
>>675866439
Where do I find the like button?
>>675865813
>didn't know dogs and cats were different animals
This has to be fake, there's absolutely no way someone is THIS retarded
>>675864146
if that were your daughter you'd be fucking her
>>675865570
>This is how attacks start years before they happen
>>675864833
dude, they were waked up by the sound coming from the ipad, watch the clip with sound
>>675866951
Nah, I'd wait til she was awake. http://hiyoooo.com
>>675865090
Is it funny because they have more friends than you?
>>675858911
i like to dress up as Goliath
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my Goliath suit.
she was just so smart, you know?
like you could tell how beautiful and complex her mind was in the way that she analyzed a dick before sucking it.
like she was doing calculus on the perfect cum shot. she could make me precum a pretty much normal amount of jizz without even cumming for real. my precum would drip out her nose while she sucked and hummed my favorite song. she knew i loved that. so she would look up at me with those big doe eyes, let the cum drip out of her nose as far as she could, and then sniffle it right back into her head. and just as the song was reaching its climax, so would i.
this still gets me hard just about every time i listen to it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
>>675866558
WHY DOES IT CUT?
>>675866262
good job you got it
>>675867416
I fucking hate underage teenagers.
U raff u ruse
i like tards
>>675866700
anyone have the video of the father beating the shit out of that nanny?
>>675866696
I was literally just scrolling through and seen that comment and burst out laughing.
>>675867266
>being this edgy
bro it's a ylyl thread not a cringe thread
>>675867967
I never lose in joke, or gay, chicken.
>>675865090
fat cats party
>>675863105
It literally says "Everquest" in the top left corner, dumbass.
>>675866663
It was sleeping and got shocked so it barked. Not exactly unheard of among dogs
>>675868352
this isnt even funny, too many underage kids on here
>>675868352
What kind of faggot have I become, that I find it really hard to make fun at this
>>675867965
>>675861583
JA!!! <3 <3 <3
>>675868638
Nice job faggot
>>675862259
This race of dog is fucking disgusting
Burn the monstruosity
>>675866139
the sad thing is that they don't think it describes them.
seriously guys, you can't have good hygiene? Or work hard and build a stable life for yourself?
Then no shit you can't get the girl.
>>675868577
tard sympathizer detected
>>675863105
You mean UO?
Eq was barely even an rpg game, it was mostly kill monsters/rest/repeat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o
if you haven't seen I'm jealous of you because this video is fucking comedic gold
>>675863977
Source?
>>675863105
It was Ultima Online.
>>675869188
I'd love to fuck her.
>>675860477
Fucking yes
>>675869271
I'm 3 minutes in and haven't smiled once. Keep going?
>>675869271
pretty cool
>>675864484
Who the fuck chooses to eat Topics? Disgusting bitch
>>675870213
Eat my shite
>>675870264
Fuck you cunt
>>675869271
hah it's funny because they occasionally sing. hilarious
>>675868425
>>675870264
There's dorty oul Turkish Delight, fuck sake.
>>675870350
No good bones or potassium for you
>>675870476
Colors are jokes so it's funny haha.
>>675870597
lost kek
>>675863814
I have the weirdest boner right now...
>>675861082
Omg. Thatsthejoke.jpg
>>675862259
im not the only one who tried to see up her diaper
r-right?
>>675868842
lost. everytime
>>675864623
accurate/10
>>675864623
What do they actually want?
>>675871533
Love
>>675866139
>>675868984
I'll explain it for the autists;
she says it's a "few simple things" then lists a career, car, entertainment, physical strength, """fashion sense""" and she also wants to be "pampered, petted and cared for" so her coat can be nice and glossy.
I think the humor is that she thinks this is all easy and simple, because she herself doesn;t need to do anything. That's how out of touch women are with how easy they have it. She says nothing of what she can do for a man.
She's saying you have to be "You Plus" just to get "Basic Her".
it's not gut busting by any means, just a kind of chuckle-and-sigh kind of thing.
>>675870292
Kekm8
>>675860771
fuck mom I told you not to watch that anonymous movie on netflix.
>>675866857
Not sure if faggot, retard or newfag...
>>675871600
In what form?
>>675871678
Yes, Again
Did you not already know this?
Did you honestly think telling her you have a gender studies degree, respect womyn and tip your fedora will be enough to get her to like you?
>>675865904
Wow I lost to this? I wish there was a reset button I could press that would wipe my brain clean of all memes.
>>675858911
where can i find this kind of thinks?
i whant to crate a tumblr acount just to see al the crazy shit that sjw write in there
>>675865126
>just a few easy things
>basically describes Daddy 2.0
>no mention of what she'll do
>>675868352
This is kinda nice, you can see they're having fun.
>>675872542
I mean this was most likely a satire account. I've made a few just to fuck with tumblrinas. Claim to be transnigger or something and say people are oppressing a minority by not accepting my transniggerdom.
>>675860957
>java
>>675868525
It noticeably opened its eyes beforehand. It was awake. If you seriously think it is wrong to discipline a dog in some way after it blatantly snarled at the guy's daughter, then you're either a PETA affiliate or retard (technically no difference). Either way, don't reproduce.
>>675871678
>having basic hygene, dressing well, and being in shape are too much.
Most attractive women already most of these criteria, I fail to see how it's a double standard.
>needing a career.
Yes if you're out of ugly and out of shape, why the fuck would women want to date you?
>>675872079
In form of dead infidels
>>675862076
>wow, such wise
this isn't a cringe thread faggot
>>675873313
>\g\
>>675868646
Fuck im using that
>>675867262
underrated
>>675872494
The cornyness
Lost
>>675872264
Again, submitted for your autism...
I'd say the majority of men know this shit. However this is beside the point entirely.
The humor comes from her nonchalant attitude and how she, and many but not all women, expect you to be a chaffeur, wallet, bodyguard, entertainer, emotional tampon, therapist, masseuse, fashion wunderkind and porn star, while she's just pretty much...there. Existing.
You+ in exchange for Basic Her.
>Did you honestly think telling her you have a gender studies degree, respect womyn and tip your fedora will be enough to get her to like you?
Aaaand now you're just making shit up as well completely missing the point.
>humor.exe has failed
>>675874168
It's just not funny nigger.
>>675873679
Niggy niggy nig niggy nig niggy niggy nog niggy nog niggering nigrously through niggeria home of the niggest niggers and laqwanda the niggest niggers' whore
>>675873361
>missing the point this hard
>omitting the part about being a meat shield, dildo, ATM, driver, etc ad nauseum
god damn son, have a gif to sum up your life
>>675864375
It's called Spongeknob Squarenuts
>>675874168
>while she's just pretty much...there. Existing.
So why do you want her in the first place?
She wants you for something and you want her for something.
It's basic human nature.
Or are you just a swell guy that bends over backwards for the first girl that says something nice to you?
Also >>675874327
>>675870775
At first i thought that was Angela Anaconda.
Anne Frank
Angela Anaconda
One and the Same.
>>675874435
i don't get it
>>675874435
I get it. It's because she gets fucked by that dog, right?
>>675874184
All with the same shitty hat, different color, instead of trying to find a hat that actually goes with their face
>>675861294
Fuckin kek'd
>>675874791
exactly.
>>675874742
REEEEE GET OUT
>>675874435
Now that's something...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doD3a5UnCC4
>>675866262
You're one of those people who would pick up a piece of trash from the ground and toss it in the garbage.... but only if someone was watching so they could tell you what a good job you did.
>>675874168
She was answering what girls want. Why the fuck would she mention what she's gonna do, that isn't the question. God you're an autistic faggot
>>675867851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MENzM3F4H-M
here you go anon
>>675874435
Got me
>>675874736
Why do you keep imposing contexts and meanings that aren't here to see? How hard can you 'tism?
It's not about wanting a Do-Nothing-Bitch (look it up faggot), I'm not a """""swell guy"""", just let it die, son. Along with your sense of irony and absurdity.
>>675875007
I no right? I just want a girl whos like a 9.5-10/10, porn star tits, nice ass, cooks for me, cleans everything, gives me bjs while I play vids and browse 4chink.
nah dude chicks are like that. they want it all and offer nothing most of the time. wish I was a girl. All you have to do is be pretty all day
>>675874679
>Meat sheld, dildo, ATM, Driver
What in the FUCK are you talking about?
>>675866558
CMON LITTLE RAT
YOU CAN DO IT
YEAH
YEAH
FUCKING GO ALL THE WAY
YEAH LITTLE RAT!
>>675875554
It must be interesting to live such a pathetic life that you can actually believe this.
>>675870292
i chuckled.
>>675875637
He's gone full autist
>>675868352
Only not funny because literally terrified of retards...
>>675875554
I can smell the neckbeard juice dripping from this post
>>675875637
bruh read the original pic again
one screen cap, not even funny really, and you flip your shit and can't into reading comprehension
the fuck is wrong with you all we got a dozen of you tripping over this shit boi
>>675875885
Honestly if you had to move dirt with just a flatbed and a strap, that's probably the best way to do it.
>>675875362
I could honestly ask you the same thing.
That's just what most girls are like, Its not funny becuase quite frankly: It's true.
>>675876016
A nice sweaty mix of vape juice and mountain dew
>>675868869
>iFunny
>>675875362
Also, way to dodge the question.
>>675875759
which part exactly? bc most of that was exagerated for humour.
Honestly though, many women know they are treated very well by men and have to do very little to earn it. Girls may mature faster than boys but they don't grow the fuck up until they get older and realize looks fade and they need to be a well rounded person, not just a pretty face
>>675876092
I will bet you a million dollars that you can't explain how "being a mead sheild, dildo, ATM, and driver" are at all a part of what she posted.
>>675860213
i laughed so hard when i saw this in the news..... you just know that he did it, good to know that there are some 80+ year old anons out there
>>675876588
Randy knows best after all.
>>675867381
Rekt.
>>675876494
That seems to be happening less and less these days, so many bleach blonde grannies in yoga pants
>>675868108
Garlic Thread!?
>>675868869
o MG i think i just d ied i cant breathe . . . .
>>675875637
she says she wants a protector with a good job and a car to take her out and entertain her.
I mean granted it's not really YLYL material but how the fuck did this turn into a shitstorm with you pussies?
>>675875759
>>675876016
he's right tho, being a woman is easy mode, you're literally worth more to the species because you bear the brunt of the reproductive burden
there's a reason the vast majority of the bottom of the dominance hierarchy in society (comprising a far higher number of people than the top, think of it as a pyramid) is men.
>>675871678
Anon
My god that's the one Anon
I have been looking for that image for like 3 years solid now man
Fucking, you're the best man
>>675875637
he's "red-pilled", meaning that since a few women are bitches to guys, the only logical conclusion according to these faggots is that they have to "get them back" for being bitchy by being gigantic assholes to every woman they meet
you find these people hanging out in feminist hate threads and reddit, i.e. places your usual self-hating low-life tends to hang out at online
>>675876958
From the Jonah Hill Roast:
>Quentin Tarrentino called up Jonah and asked him to be in his next spaghetti western.
>Jonah replied, "You had me at spaghetti."
>>675862921
What's the context with that character?
>>675869237
>>675869677
Shiiiiiiit I miss UO. Good times.
>>675861410
Zozzle
>>675868352
This is kinda geart warming. I like when they wnjoy they lives. I couldn't imagine living with a mental disorder like those. God retards have always been a weak spot for me. I feel so bad for them ;(
>>675876588
hah! classic Rando
>>675863105
EQ, Xegony reporting
>>675866296
SoW for 2pp?
>>675877112
Of course women have it easy, but that doesn't make he comment all that ridiculous. It seems to be an incredibly normal wishlist for a woman to have for a man.
It's not just unworthy of YLYL threads, it's completely unnoteworthy in any sense. It's just so mundane that making a huge fuss about it was more cringeworthy.
>>675877850
Dude I love warming my geart
>>675877387
It's many women, kid, not a "few". Go outside and get a social life and see.
You want to feel like a big man by jumping on the bandwagon, trying earn scraps of female approval by being a simp.
Patrice O'Neal and Bill Burr call women out on bullshit all the time.
But keep telling yourself anyone with balls in his sack and a spine in his back is the real loser.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfrj-va6PHg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2KutX6MNFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhZzRoh80Ew
>>675876100
>had to move dirt
>dirt
nigga thats sand
>>675866558
Rat race
>>675877216
welcome Anon, the wait is over.
>>675877479
I get it, I don't get it.
>>675872865
tfw i wanna be a daddy 2.0
>>675876811
then read it again...and again...right there son.
then pay up.
>>675873433
lost.
>>675876588
god damn, Randy is fucking savaaaage
>>675872079
Sexual emergencies.
>>675868352
How simple minded do you have to be to laugh at this?
>>675873650
I thought someone was trying to play Chubby Bunny with their foreskin.
>>675866553
That's good, breathing is a core life function.
>>675870292
I'd fuck her
>>675867262
Goddammit. Lost.
>>675877500
He's a character from LOTR
