Faces of /b/
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Faces of /b/
bumpo
>>675858363
Are you bumping yourself? You're a solid 6/10 beaner.
Have me
>>675859102
You look good too gringo
Rate me
>>675858363
You from Mexico?
>>675859609
uhh 4/10?
Nigga are we brothers
>>675858363
Bmmp
>>675859848
I think so haha looks that way
dis me
>>675860272
them sexy DSL's
>>675860272
>pewdiepie hoodie
mods underage
>>675860342
yea
>>675860272
Is that a pewdiepie shirt?
Bump
>>675860669
naw
>>675860982
Sexy has arrived
>>675861060
Haha thanks
>>675860982
Aw you're cute
>>675858363
8/10 cute yet too lazy or incapable of turning ppic 90deg
>>675860249
7/10 -> sweet, could be more confident
>>675860272
9/10 puppy eyes... so nice <3. You know you're good looking, but don't feel superior about it, just lucky and content ^^
>>675861452
How come you didnt rate him
>>675859102
Meh
>>675860982
Another one
>>675860982
7
>>675860614
8
>>675860272
8
>>675860249
6
>>675860272
This fag looks like he's wearing lip gloss.
Atop that?
>Pewdiepie sweatshirt
Please go die.
>>675861452
Thank you. I'm pretty confident but I'll take your advice
>>675861630
...
>>675861611
You looked better with beard
>>675861754
This
>>675859102
>>675861603
The fake smile kind a tiks me of... 5/10, but maybe he has better pic?? I'll rate again if new post
>>675861765
You look really nice. Are you the more silent type? I don't mean shy, but more contemplating? Thoughtfull?
/b/ officially has gone to shit
>>675862527
Thank you! If I'm in public or at study or whatever I try to be more silent and docile but if I'm at home with friends I'm more outspoken :)
>>675862741
8,5/10 very nice personality
>>675858363
You here legally, Beaner?
>>675861452
how can you tell someone's personality from the way they look mate, that's dumb
>>675863241
10 out of fucking 10
>>675863468
got a less blurry pic?
>>675858363
i like to dress up as Goliath
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my Goliath suit.
she was just so smart, you know?
like you could tell how beautiful and complex her mind was in the way that she analyzed a dick before sucking it.
like she was doing calculus on the perfect cum shot. she could make me precum a pretty much normal amount of jizz without even cumming for real. my precum would drip out her nose while she sucked and hummed my favorite song. she knew i loved that. so she would look up at me with those big doe eyes, let the cum drip out of her nose as far as she could, and then sniffle it right back into her head. and just as the song was reaching its climax, so would i.
this still gets me hard just about every time i listen to it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
>>675858363
>>675863363
mmm, more general impressions, but most of the time i'm kind in quite in the right direction.... post your pic and i'll 'do you'
Day drinker here
>>675863630
lol
>>675863241
timestamp
>>675863468
Nice flags, but this >>675863537
>>675863537
Yeah
>>675863859
you say day drinker, yet you're clearly hanging with your feet from the ceiling, indicating you're a nocturnal creature..
>>675863761
Can you tell someone's personality by his penis? If yes, 'do me' plox
>>675864095
Retarded camera. Sorry
>>675864095
born in GB?
>>675864144
hahaha, i'm willing to give it a shot
>inb4 you have a crooked personality ><
>>675863761
>>675864144
oops, wrong pic
>>675864139
fagging this hard though...
Here we go.
Rate me
>>675864624
Pretty darn attractive
>>675864624
is this a joke
More like feces of /b/
>>675864285
Scottish ancestry, born in US haha
>>675864624
take your hat of pls...
>>675864778
then are you cut or unsnipped?
>>675864751
>browses /b/
>has to ask whether something is a joke
>>675864778
Makes sense.
>>675864624
face is 8~9/10. You look just like my best mate from 5th grade
People here are pretty damn hot
>mfw these pix
WHY THE FUCK DO I STILL COME HERE AFTER 13 YEARS?? YOU FUCKING 3EDGY5ME ENTITLED MILLENNIALS CAN EAT A BAG OF COCKS AND DIE....
FUCK!!!
/cruise control for cool
>>675864502
14/88, not a kuk
>>675864975
you fucking white male
>>675864943
Cut, my boi
R8 meh ples
>>675865383
good from every angle
>>675865188
nice bait, what's the point of this in a faces of /b/ thread tho
>>675865401
Skinbeard?
>>675865366
nice. then are you happy you are? and were you also left with a thin brown/tan line from it?
>>675865401
top kek
>>675865383
10/stoner
>>675864778
Post a pic of you in a kilt then
>>675865401
Sir skinbeard
>>675865401
hair is upsiedown
I don't have any pictures with a shirt on
>>675865489
Kill yourself
>>675865383
you look like you'd like someone to shit into your mouth
>>675865510
I'd be fine either way, and yeah it's like tan
>>675865724
do u have a picture with a paperbag on your head by chance?
>>675865746
hahaha, I lol'ed
>>675865832
Then if you don't mind saying, in what state (or general geographical region at least) were you snipped?
>>675866086
California?
>>675865383
Me when I'm not stoned
>>675865401
Sir egg of head
Old pic, rate pls
Potato nigger reporting in.
>>675865383
>>675865724
>>675866055
sandniggers/10
>>675865832
i wouldn't jump to that conclusion. there was a yougov poll a short time ago that found among american dudes, uncuts were about twice as likely to be unhappy w/ their status versus cut.
>>675866356
10/10 just don't bomb me
Someone wanted to see me without my hat, so here I am.
Sorry for the poor lighting. It's the middle of the night and my room ain't too brightly lit. Had to stand directly under a lamp for this shot.
>>675861621
>>675860982
Tits or gtfo
>>675866207
Nice. And finally, if you have any brothers, are they cut too?
>>675866488
you are sweet
>>675866220
Curly pubes/10
Kyle my cadet brother
>>675866811
Weekend warrior/5
>>675866584
Not that anon, but this line of questioning is a little fucking creepy, no?
>>675867211
If you say so. Also, kinda think you might be the same guy
>>675864778
why have a british flag then? lol
me
>>675867428
I remember we had a fight last month about this. Different anon this time.
>>675867428
I won that fight btw.
Debated posting a picture. Looked in the mirror.
No.
Didn't sleep last night, been drinking for 26 hours, meth all week. I look like death incarnate.
Thought I'd say hey anyway though since I had the thread open.
>>675867677
....No idea who you are. Sorry anon.
>>675858363
You look a bit like me when I'm shaven. Tried the short beard this winter.
>>675865645
K
>>675866404
Death to british tyranny
>>675868086
gay
>>675867211
Yeah I guess
>>675866584
And no
holy shit you guys are ugly
>>675868396
Why do you think we're here>>675868396
>>675868396
Post
>>675868344
Gotta get Californian gfs somehow
>>675868383
As in you have no bros?
>>675868246
Thx
>>675868530
No siblings
>>675867963
I'm not sure that hairstyle suits you. Makes you look like an antisocial videogame enthusiast and a /b/tard. Try some other hairstyle. Alternately, grow a beard and see how that looks.
Also, if you're trying to look attractive, smile. It's instant +2 to any face. Guaranteed!
>>675868770
>Makes you look like an antisocial videogame enthusiast and a /b/tard.
That's probably because HE IS an antisocial videogame enthusiast and a /b/tard, dumbass.
>>675868687
Gotcha. And thanks for humoring (or humouring) my "creepy" questions.
>>675868906
Different anon, but uncut master race.
>>675868989
Err...good for you.
>>675868906
What did you need to know for?
>>675869156
For an informal survey.
>>675868895
Oh yeah? Well I'm a regular on /d/, but you could not tell from the way I look. Just because you are something doesn't mean it has to be painfully obvious.
>>675869225
C o o l
>>675869705
It is, isn't it? Lolf
>>675868770
Whatever man, I've lost faith in life
>>675869150
You're not the same person. The other guy got etremely butt hurt when I said that.
>>675869705
And for what it's worth, the benefits do outweigh the risks of it. Plus it's just terrible to get it done later in life (I've chatted w/ dudes who had to do it)
>>675869968
Yeah. Probably a different anon you debated with then.
>>675870059
I already am cut. Plus I don't really care
>>675869826
lady gaga please post you number
>>675870298
Awwww, lady gaga!? Dammit. someone else said that about that picture too
>>675870279
I know. But if you weren't, it prolly wouldn't really be feasible to get it done at your age, pain/expense/embarrassment factored in. Just sayin'
>>675859102
Your smile isn't genuine. There's millions of years of evolution that is wired into all of us to detect that. Confidence isn't something that you can fake until you make it. Other than that there's nothing that's not attractive on you physically, whatever the damage is it's in your head.
Look at all these faggots.
>>675870204
Why are there dents in your forehead?
>>675870204
Hipster redditor legolas
>>675869882
Definitely angry about something. Your intelligence is responsible for the amount of bodies you can rack up before you're caught. Best of luck serial killing.
>>675870518
You got that from a brainy pseudoscience discovery channel episode didn't you.
>>675870414
You have to be part of the Germanotta family tree right?
>>675870911
How dare you undermine my credibility as an anonymous internet user.
>>675871162
Would be a lot more playful if you didn't look like you just killed my dog.
So many normies.
>>675868086
now post a fuller standing pic in said kilt
>>675871476
Leftist?
This arguing is boring. If someone replies to this with dubs, I post my naked butt.
>>675871187
Definitely not, but that sounds Italian; I'm Italian and Polish
rate me
>>675871658
rolling
>>675859102
Fuck you racist.
>>675871782
Ehh you're not bad
>>675871782
man/10
yellow :3
>>675871883
yeah I am, I am a girl so I am ugly as fuck
>>675871877
What are you? 13?
>>675871968
post tits
>>675871948
Why the bags? Work, school, illness, or internet?
>>675872083
I just did numb nuts
Be gentle
>>675871968
>>675871782
No way.
>>675871968
I dont think so even though it really dosent matter what i think
It matters what you think
>>675871948
how does it feel to have the body of a 12 year old boy for the rest of your life?
>>675872177
out of bra cunt
>>675871658
Suddenly this thread got better, but I'll still roll.
>>675870204
Shitbeard/10
>>675871968
Nah I've seen worse trust
>>675871439
Sup
>>675872455
lol stop lying to the poor girl.
>>675871782
you look like the huge german bitches from the commercials
rate me
>>675872562
colorful/10
>>675872620
And Allahu ackbar to you as well, Jamal.
>>675872193
yes way, I have polycystic ovarian syndrome so I look like a guy in the face and also have facial hair. I am saving to get it zapped off
>check'em
>>675861621
This is now a sluts with guitars thread
>>675872876
>>675870204
cut the beard for the love of christ
>>675872923
kill yourself/10
edgemaster/10
reddit/10
autism/10
this is exactly how i look while scrolling through /b/
>>675872653
you look like my bosses cousin. I don't like my bosses cousin. its fUCKING RAW MELINDA! IT'S RAWWWWWW!!
its me /b/
>>675872722
Cool, if you can't get pregnant do you still get your period? Reading up on the condition, you're like a unicorn, just on the spectrum you don't want to be on.
>>675872277
Honor binds me. Here's my butt. Even stuck a sharpie in there. You guys tend to complain if it's missing. Enjoy!
>>675873353
You can pretend that you did it because you were honor bound, but you and I both know you wanted to do this.
>>675873353
Nice dude
>>675873525
There are only two kinds of OP's: the kind who know they will deliver and the kind who know they won't.
>>675873547
You wanna act like a nigger? We gon' treat you like one
>proceeds to rape your ass in the shower until you bleed and fall unconscious
Rate me /b/ please be gentle
>>675873739
Yeah, but why you so red though?
Yo
>>675873773
Say goodnight
>>675873810
you look like my dick; long, ugly, and girls are afraid of it
R8 me you niggers, also at work and bored. Got any good stories?
>>675872653
1.8/10
>>675873984
i zozzle'd
>>675874099
thats fucked up
>>675874028
One time I saw a decapitated seal wash up on the beach in front of some tourist family
>>675873830
idk. i only have old pics from months ago
>>675874245
Would kill/10
>>675874028
8/10 look like a bro.
>>675858363
jesi to ti ba?
>>675874292
You look cool
>>675872923
leaf a like
I'd post a pic but i hate taking selfies, and i have so many friends around me right now that if i ask one to take my picture, the others would become so insanely jealous they'd probably kill the photographer.
But i assure you, i look amazing.
>>675871948
Truc Ho?
>>675875886
Bruh I know her! We went to high school together haha
>>675870204
pls shave that beard offends me
>>675874221
Lol that's fucking crazy, did they flip shit?
>>675875886
Tits or gtfo
OP You look just like me wtf...
>>675872615
There used to be a cute Chilean guy who would post here.
