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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You know the shit.
>>675834554
Dont do it
Hey bro what's up
>>675834723
fuck off faggot
kys
>>675834554
Don't do it
>>675834770
Hey
Do an Yamcha.
gay
>>675834783
No, you fuck off, he aint you bitch
is op even here ?
>>675834825
What the plan bro
You are awaited in Valhalla, OP.
Don't do it :(
>>675834554
would you gift me DarkSouls III before trying anything harsh?
I would like to talk with you about it, I dont think you need to be in a hurry anon
[email protected]
>>675834903
may be the wrong OP.
![20160325_164225[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aiftbVb.jpg "20160325_164225[1].jpg")
>>675834903
yes
>>675834919
stream suicide tonight. Knife through heart.
Do it, take a pic and post it
>>675835063
what time op
off to valhalla, shiny and chrome
>>675835128
you want him to kill himself and then take a pic?
Where u streaming
>>675835063
Write time on that shit.
fake
>>675834554
get a clear jar. put two tablespoons of salt in it. put 1 tablespoon of baking soda in it. fill the 2/3 of the jar with ammonia and 1/3 with bleach. drop about 5 pennies in there and blow bubbles in the jar. blow bubbles until you feel dizzy (5-10 min).
>>675834554
If you even plan to do it please read this OP
I know my shit and you want to leave a pretty body so that means you dont eat for about 12 hours and you need to empty your stomach because otherwise you will become a fucking shit sponge, dont make a mess out of your life and dont make your family pay for it, its a shame to clean stuff like that and scrape someone off the floor
shiny and chrome
dont do it, think about ur family and ur few friends!
PS: Can u post where do u stream ?
OP never delivers.
this is 4chan you retards.
>>675835591
spot the newfag
>>675835591
>don't do it
> ps. Where u gonna stream it
TOP KEK
OP delivers sometimes. just never when it comes to suicide.
>>675835654
Yep
![20160325_164755[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yJaOiXG.jpg "20160325_164755[1].jpg")
>>675835200
Around 9-10 for me its 4:50pm so about 3 hours from now.
>>675835241
See you on the flip side
>>675835252
kek
>>675835334
okay
>>675835654
whatever man
>>675835591
kek'd
OP is it true you will stream on twitch?
>>675835063
How the knife sitch bro what you using
>>675835063
if you are here you stupid little son of a bitch then read what I have to say because you didn'T reply in the last thread you stupid faggot
Have you ever considerd getting your shit together ? like seriously
you want to kill yourselfe because you may not pass this schoolyear, your parents are fucking strict and your ex gf is a stupid lil cunt who left you ?
I have no right to judge you, and I know how hard school life can be (I am in school myselfe and lets say I am not the most enthusiastic student)...do you really see not a singel way out of your miserable situation ?
>>675835923
Don't do it. Seriously. People care about you and there is so much more to the tiny world that you've experienced.
Give us a link to where it's gonna be at.
>>675835923
can you at least explain why?
>>675836101
not everyone feels the way you do, get over it and let him be
respect the feels
>>675834980
wow, such a poorfag you're asking a suicidal guy for money. You should be the one killing yourself imo
where are you gonna steam it?
>>675836227
Because of Muslims invading my country
>>675836344
dubs of (sad) truth
>>675836344
perhaps i can be of some assistance?
>>675836318
what
>>675836236
he is fucking 18 years old
>>675836535
I LIVE
>>675836008
no twitch does not allow this. I'm think Maybe That thing called tinychat
>>675836101
Okay?
>>675836140
reused joke fuck off
>>675836227
school life. home life. relation ship life. social life.
>>675836276
hey thats me
>>675836318
no
>>675836344
then give them hell, why die alone when you could kill them and die with honor?
>>675834554
At least hack my friends facebook for me. I want:
His password
His email
His phone number
Basically everything you can find
>>675836699
I DIE
>>675836535
Hitler?
OP here I couldn't wait
>>675836717
That's how they reason. You're not a Muslim, are you?
>>675836701
tbh i dont think anywhere alowes streaming of suicide
>>675836683
how does that change anything?
you dont know him at all maybe he is just as grown up as you regarding mental complexity
>>675836701
Not joking. Killing yourself really is not the answer, but I doubt 2 sentences on the internet are gonna convince you. SO let me watch faggot.
>>675836883
I LIVE AGAIN
>>675836914
and yet shit like this happens
>>675836535
The Führer has returned...! Give them hell, Mein Leader. We will follow you until death.
SHINY AND CHROME!
>>675836916
I am sorta grown up. I'm still a kid though. I didnt want to grow up. and I am just as fucked up as the rest of you guys
>>675836701
die alone you stupid litte worthless piece of...dog poop
you are the biggest asshole if you make your loved ones suffer like this.....my grandmothers father and brother both commited suicide and now like at last 50 years late she still thinks about it and crys about it...you don't even deserve to have the choice
>>675836973
VALHALLA!!!!
to valhalla, OP, to valhalla. your exploring the dank and dark abyss. shiny and chrome, shiny and chrome.
Do it, friend.
>>675836276
This was used in an earlier thread
It's all fake :(
>>675837273
DELIVERANCE!
>>675836916
I am younger than him
>>675837273
SHINY AND CHROME!!!
>>675836701
>school life. home life. relation ship life. social life.
You know you could always send everyone to hell and start as someone new?
Instead of that just fucking forget your past and became the one you want to be, look it like this, start doing some excercise, plan who you want to be and save some money, after 1 month you should be able to go anywhere you want and start a new life as anyone, fuck you want to be Many Pardo in Miami? Go for it, theres no limit anon, only you can stop you
>>675836957
roll
>>675837273
OP IS AWAITED!!
>>675837452
VALHALLA!!!
VALHALLA!!!
VALHALLA!!!
DO IT
![20160325_170026[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p3cht0f.jpg "20160325_170026[1].jpg")
>>675837343
I know that
>>675837443
get the fuck off /b/
>>675837452
Shiny and chrome off to Valhalla
OP is a fag who is faking it and wont go to valhalla.
>>675837443
then i take that back, although its also possible the other way round...
tbh you could just lack the ability to understand the consequences of certain actions
>>675834554
have you ever seen fight club ?:^) you should watch it before you die
watch mad max before you die OP,
shiny and chrome.
>>675837775
so close
also Lotr while you are at it OP
>>675837587
WITNESS HIM, BROTHERS!!
spray paint your mouth silver before you an hero.
valhalla.
>>675837923
>>675837895
>>675837775
seen everything but mad max
I went to the theater with my father every time a new hobbit movie came out
Why dont do a school shooting :D
>>675838008
Only got purple
>>675838054
I don't own a gun
>>675838035
nice, although the hobbit movies were a shame to the lord of the rings trilogy imo...
will you be missed by your father/mother?
WITNESS THE GLORY OF THE OP!
OP WILL BATHE IN SHINING CHROME IN VALHALLA! DELIVERANCE! SHINING CHROME! WITNESS THE OP!
>>675838232
Depends on how they take it. They may understand my reasoning they may just blame themselves. Chances are yes.
OP wont deliver.
404 virgins will be awaiting you OP
godspeed
I will carry you to the shores of Valhalla myself.
You make doggie very happy, OP.
>>675838361
Wouldnt it just make things worse. It would be awful that they would think it was their fault you cant let that happen to them>>675838420
>>675838361
are they psychological labil? (is that a word, im no native speaker im sorry) i mean like unstable
OP will go forth unto valhalla with thy support of his 4chan brethern! TONIGHT WE WILL HONOR HIS SACRIFICE! TO VALHALLA HE GOES! SHINY AND CHROME!
>>675838659
TO VALHALLA!
>>675838609
I don't quite know. I do cut myself. I sometimes brake things and hurt myself if I am mad.
>>675838579
Good then. The bitchies deserve too.
>>675837219
Kisses
>>675834554
Don't, buy a pizza instead.
>>675838817
Youre the biggest coward ive ever met tbh
>>675838956
Pizza turns straight men gay
>>675838817
ah well i meant your parents with this post, excuse this misunderstanding
what i was trying to say is whether your parents are likely to go insane or kill themselves too when you are gone
>>675839012
I know this.
/B/ROTHERS!
THIS MAN IS MAKING A SACRIFICE TO EXPLORE THE UNKNOWN! CRACK A BEER AND DRINK TO HIS WARRIOR STATUS! TO VALHALLA HE WILL ROAM! TO VALHALLA!! SHINY AND CHROME! TONIGHT /B/ROTHER WE WILL WITNESS YOU! TO VALHALLA!
>>675839082
no they will not. They'll be sad for a little while and then my memorys will slowly fade
>>675839149
Join him then
op is going to be glorious.
that is if this isnt fake of course.
>>675839263
alright, thanks for the insight
do you have sisters/ brothers?
>>675839282
dont be a dick. OP is going to valhalla, he could use some fanatic support anon.
>>675839369
Not once has one of these threads been real.
>>675839069
Op is always a fag so
>>675839282
WITNESS ME!
>>675839396
what the fuck am i watching.
>>675839394
no. I have a step sister but she lives with her boyfriend
TO VALHALLA!
>>675837499
I hope you read this
>>675839084
please, you have your whole life ahead of you... killing yourself isn't a suitable revenge nor a good way out so make your fuckin' mind up and don't kill yourself. every problem can be solved without fucking dying so PLEASE fuck valhalla in the ass and start a new life without people that make you feel like shit
olfag loves meat they do!
>>675839149
Oath bro to valhalla you go bro
>>675839694
1guy1jar you fucking born an hour ago faggot retard.
OP is a fag.
>>675839823
well dying will solve all his problems though
>>675839824
a clean cut very nice
Show us the knife u plan to use with timestamp
TO VALHALLA HE GOES! HE ROAMS SHINY AND CHROME
>>675834554
OP edgy boy.
Go kill yourself nobody would even know you died.
Why are you waiting, wasting our time?
Faggots are worst
witness him
witness OP being a fag
>>675840022
yeah but solving a problem while causing a shitload of other problems to others is not a proper way to solve a problem
"The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword."
By the old gods and the new, I wish you luck, OP.
I LIVE
I DIE
I LIVE AGAIN
>>675840259
>>675840326
why should he care. he would be dead.
>>675840528
Moar?
>>675840674
>>675840664
>>675834554
i used to date a girl who killed herself.
she was just so smart, you know?
like you could tell how beautiful and complex her mind was in the way that she analyzed a dick before sucking it.
like she was doing calculus on the perfect cum shot. she could make me precum a pretty much normal amount of jizz without even cumming for real.
cosigns and tangents of my precum would drip out her nose while she sucked and jammed out to our favorite song. she knew i loved that. so she would look up at me with those big doe eyes, let the cum drip out of her nose as far as she could, and then sniffle it right back into her head. and just as the song was reaching its climax, so would i.
this still gets me hard just about every time i listen to it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
>>675840664
>>675840585
what a piece of fuckin horse ass cock shit you are
>>675840877
>>675840930
thank you :)
>>675834842
In this case, Y is a consonant not a vowel, so you should probably do a Yamcha.
>>675841176
Newfag
>>675835063
be more emo kid. you aint doin shit. if you were, you wouldn't tell people; YOU'D DO IT
Hey op still killing yourself faggot
>>675839824
danske svin
>>675841355
/thread
>>675834554
Post pic with u. The knife
>>675841513
>>675841377
Mindst vi ikke tillader muslimer at voldtage børn
>>675834554
pls try it (easy)
>>675841671
fordet dere er for opptatt med å gjøre det selv
U won't do it op
>>675841936
Don't do it, OP. I'll be your friend.
gore thread? gore thread.
DO IT OP
>>675842176
>>675842289
i fucked up so bad
check em
>>675842176
>>675842423
go ahead and feel special now you fool :^)
>>675834865
>>675842176
dump
MODS
>>675842704
kys
>>675842684
>>675842817
>>675842887
what the fuck has this thread turned into...
>>675843146
Cancer.
>>675843146
>>675841763
>>675842414
I wonder what's going through his mind
>>675842807
MODS
MODS
MODS
MODS
>>675843326
>>675842423
2 OPs nice
are you compensating for something?
this fucking thread
>>675835057
is that real?
Why wait? I'm sitting on a train omw home need something to see while I wait can't you speed it up a bit?
>>675843602
>>675843602
i wasnt actually op just wanted to make sure i didnt have autism
>>675843490
>>675843656
yeah, he did an ama a month ago.
>>675843836
poor pupper.
maybe?
>>675843745
but... but you solved it
that truly is a rare gift
feel blesses by the divine power lingering in your soul now, little one
>>675844139
fuck you and fuck your anime bullshit. this isnt a suicide thread this is a gore thread motherfucker.
>>675840825
How gay, wait till they are older and taking it in turns to wank each other off. Surely this is /b/'s wet dream?
not even your mom would mind, op .|.
>>675844322
you can snort my cum, bitch
>>675844324
i dont think their testicles are much developed, i would say "wanking" is impossible for them. I would be surprised if they managed to survive to this day...
U still here Op
>>675844515
die fag
>>675844190
>
:) xo
>>675844615
He killed himself over an hour ago on Twitch.
>>675844615
op saw the thread going the fuck downhill and noped the fuck out
>>675844872
>>675844872
nah, he didnt actually. cops came and saved the fucktard i think.
xD oml this post
>>675844677
just try harder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IefxvmL_Adg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltxW1ixL6w4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsBC-vF0ZeU
>>675834855
How to untie a hangman's noose?
404 incoming. good thread
ok so he dead already or what?
>>675845952
Yes.
>>675845952
read the thread
noone knows anon
>>675846020
it was gr8 b8 m8 8/8 cnt w8 for m8's b8 m8.
oh god the 404 is coming
gr8 b8
gr8 thread
Didn't he say he would do it in 3 hours an hour ago
>>675846020
fo' reelz or just guessing?
>>675846027
i didn't even know about this kid before unlike all y'all so i thought maybe some of you have some info. where did he even come from, how come everyone already knew what was up?
>>675846446
Older thread from earlier today I think
>>675846446
this whole shit came from another thread. he said he would link us to a new thread or a twitch stream when he was ready. either he pussied out or just fucking offed himself and went to valhalla without us watching. doesnt matter now, thread is almost 404.
The 404 is coming!
Bye bye faggots
This fucker better link
>>675846787
oh alright thx.
it's been a fine time, bye fagitos.
Btw only Scandinaviana go to Valhlalla. That means Danes Swedes Norwegians and Icelanders. If you are from US you cant enter Valhala even if you have viking heritage.
>>675847085
this fucking thread has been on for llke 2 hours now. ive been on since it started since im sick as fuck and on spring break and have nothing better to do. dont think hes gonna link tho anon. sorry.
>>675847353
we will die shiny and chrome.
TO VALHALLA!
everyone still here post TO VALHALLA for an epic ending to an epic thread
some anon said police came to his house, is it true?
TO VALHALLA
VALHALLA!
TO VALHALLA, OP!
INTO VALHALLA!
OP GOES TO VALHALLA SHINY AND CHROME!
ALLAHUAKBAR!
TO VALLHALA
a little something from me as a farewell
>>675839396
That filename, KEK
TO VALLHALLAH!
>>675834554
TO VALLHALA
TO VALLHALLAH OP GOES!! SHINY AND CHROME!
I LIVE
I DIE
I LIVE AGAIN
he dies
VALAHALLA
VALHALLA
VALHOLLA
VALHALLA
VALHALLA
VALLHALLA
VALHALLA
>>675848374
he lives
>>675848374
he lives again
to valhalla!
>>675848479
in our hearts and memory
>>675848587
onwards this brave OP goes
>>675848649
TO VALHALLA HE GOES !
SHINY AND CHROME!
okay thread you can 404 now
TO VALHALLA!
allahuakbar
TO VALHALLA!
TO VALHALLA
>>675848957
TO VALHALLA
TOO VALHALLA!
>>675836701
bro just take acid and shrooms you'll forget all about that shit and you'll see the beauty in life, it'll change your life for the better
Bump
>>675837605
Moot is sooo handsome, i would give him a good fuck
rest in peace coward kid and epic thread :')
>>675837499
anon knows whats up
never too late to start from scratch without ending your life
>>675839396
dude should of just bought a butt plug
>>675839694
A legend dear newfag
Nice artwork thats all i am going to say.
leave it to die as an honorable thread already fgts. dont make it cancerous
ok 291 posts lets make it 300
TO BALLHALLA
TO VALHALLA!
dear hamster
I just shipped my pants
SHINY AND CHROME
TO VALHALLA
