Ask someone who will be fucking a midget tonight anything
>I'm 5'10
>She's 4'9
is she a dwarf or just a very petite woman?
>>675807233
Just petite, she's proportional.
Met about a week ago and hit it off really well - she's gonna graduate this semester and then head off to law school
sooo,a little person fucking another little person? I dont see what we need to ask you.
>>675807387
Rekt
>>675807387
:^)
>ebin Manlet mai mai frend
Pics
how come jemma is the only 10/10 midget in this world? its totally unfair
>>675806887
> 5'10
> Not knowing you're a midget
> Kill self
>>675807610
She's a pretty cool chick - other than people staring at us when we walk around I enjoy our time together
>>675807966
>> 5'10
>> Not knowing you're a midget
5'10 is a great height
Depp is only 5'9
Pitt is only 5'11
Cruise is only like 5'7 or 8
>>675808257
> Depp
> Pitt
> Cruise
> Wanting to be like any of these
> Also, kill self...
>>675808004
>not disproportionate
Nigger please, look at them legs
>>675808362
>Implying tall people don't look weird as fuck
Being tall is great if you're going into battle against some vikings I guess. Enjoy your fucked up knees and hunch back, freak :^)
How will your penis fit? Do you have a micropenis?
>>675806887
Welcome back, op.
>>675808633
That's not really her
Just about the only thing that looks a bit weird are her finger nails look a little small, everything else is just bite sized
She has pretty buff arms, probably from just doing normal people stuff but it being kinda heavy for her
>>675807832
She got lucky, I guess. Either way, I've only ever seen two proper sets and some random photos from Twitter.
>>675808725
Midget and dwarf vaginas are the same size as a normal woman's.
>>675808004
>Just petite
um no. she does have some kind of dwarfism...all the same though, tear that shit up dude. she is hot
>>675807832
>the only 10/10 midget
He who does not search for treasure, does not find the gems.
>>675809478
That's not his girl that a brazilian midget mode;
>>675809478
That's not really her, just a picture I found
She might have some sort of dwarfism but she doesn't look disproportionate at all other than her finger nails look a bit smaller or something - but that could be something different all together.
We met about a week ago, messed around, she's 22 I'm 33. She graduates with a degree in history this year and then goes off to law school, I'm an ex construction guy going to school for engineering now.
She's pretty cool
>>675809534
Oh baby
>>675809753
Then show a real picture or ar you skerred
>>675809834
This guy knows
>>675809884
He's full shit that's why he won't post a pic.
>>675809834
okay, id love to fuck that thing
>>675809884
Of course I'm skerred people back track shit on the 4chan train all the time
This is how tragedies start
>>675810055
>implying you cant take measures against that
>implying you are actually hooking up with a girl while being on 4chan in the late morning
>>675810055
Number one don't post facebook or instagram images with their original filename/numbers. 2 resave the image in photoshop or paint thus wiping the image data. Crop the face out or put a solid black dot over the faces. There is no way to undo a solid black from a picture.
>>675810315
Looks like she eats souls. What a mouth...
her asshole probably feels amazing to fuck, put it in her butt tonight op
>>675810315
Does she have some kind of palsy?
Not going to lie as long as the girl is cute, sweet, and not 100% a dependent potato, I'd give her a chance. Fuck what people think.
>>675810583
Stop, this isn't shark week.
>>675810315
>>675810583
>those teeth
Other than that I could make it work. Pick her little tard ass up and go to town.
>>675806887
Have fun op.
(pic related)
>>675810506
I was thinking about putting a finger in there but I'm not sure how she'd react
She seems to be pretty freaky/into dirty talk
>>675810315
>>675810583
>>675810863
My boner has betrayed me.
>>675806887
manlet
>>675808693
Calm down little guy. This thread isn't about you.
Typical shortfag, always with a chip on their shoulder.
>>675810903
No no no.
That's fucking gross out porn and it's not fair that every time a midget thread is made people post fucking squat goblins when there are very attractive midget women out there.
>>675811108
That's the midget reality brother. I'm truly sorry.
>>675810957
When her teeth aren't showing she's pretty damn hot.
>>675810903
oh fuck...Make me unsee it!
>>675811108
>attractive midget women out there
Yeah I think people are getting midgets and dwarfs mixed up. This girl is 4'9 and 4'10 is the cut off for what is technically a midget
>>675811200
YOU LIE
>>675808729
holy shit my sides
>>675811320
Hella booty tho
>>675806887
4'9" is a midget
not necessarily a dwarf
All of my aunts and my sisters are under 5' and most are 4'7" to 4'9", but they are proportional and have no genetic issues, they are just wee.
>>675807233
>>675807356
>>675811320
Fucking bitch in the middle's forehead is taller than her.
>>675811148
Moar
>>675811264
Midget was the term for short as fuck people for a long time then they started getting PC and wanting to be call dwarves, little people, fucking Little bits IDK
>I'm 5'10
So shouldn't we be asking the ladyfriend?
>>675808257
>knowing man-let celebrity heights by heart to defend yourself in conversation
>everyone already knows Cruise has phonebooks tied to his feet while filming.
>>675811536
Only 5. :(
I used to fuck a 4,8 girl in highschool myself being 6'1 at the time she was so pushed together her tits were massive and had a huge round ass tightest pussy I've ever had as well
>>675811540
Dwarfism is different than being a midget
Dwarves just have small legs and arms but their torsos are pretty much normal, a midget is just someone who is shorter than 4;10
>>675810583
Is... is she autistic?
>>675811320
I would dick these little bitches down not the nigger tho
>>675811436
>"wee"
>>675811936
what did you mean by that?
>>675811578
The point is being 5'10 is a great height, isn't short, and height is what tall people who have nothing else going for themselves take pride in.
I mean, all the people I know who are 6foot+ tend to have fucked up body and joint problems. This isn't the crusades anymore
>>675812057
The fedora you chuckle fuck faggot.
>>675812033
I'm not American, sue me
>>675812145
I'm 6'4 terrible on the back
< 31 > Present for /b/ http://www26.zippyshare.com/v/tlqhMS1q/file.html
>>675812234
Scotsfag detected
>>675812317
>Bing
I have lived in the US long enough I can do Midwestern accent but I still use words like wee, lad, lassie, etc.
>>675812145
>people I know over 6foot have fucked up body and joint problems
Maybe in America where people do t care about their bodies. Typical shirt dude has to make himself feel good about being manlet tier height
>>675806887
Put it in her pooper OP you won't regret it man
>>675806887
will you post pics when your finished with her?
>>675812455
Short fags calls 5'10 a great height maybe in thailand
>>675812455
>Typical shirt dude has to make himself feel good about being manlet tier height
All I'm saying is I like my height and I don't know what benefits there are to being any taller. I'm the average height for a white guy in the US - the world is built for me, I'm plenty attractive, and haven't found myself on some viking battlefield yet so I've been pretty OK
>>675812441
And where the fuck do they speak like this in the Midwest?
>>675807551
so exactly how would you describe yourself manlet, diminutive? Perhaps bite sized?
>>675809834
I'm not into midgets, but I'd love to see her nude
>>675812924
...that's the point, dumbass. He can fake the accent but not the vocabulary.
>>675812854
I hope you don't end up in prison u have high but fuck chances
>>675812512
Yea right, that little bitch's tight O-ring will rip the outer layer off his cock. Leave it looking like this or something.
>>675813027
>I'm not into midgets, but
You're into midgets as soon as that but dropped in.
>>675812924
I mean I do but it's obviously Scottish and not "Midwestern" exactly
>>675812908
wot?
>>675812441
Yea I really doubt you're fooling anyone with your accent, laddie
>>675812908
>dl to battlestation
>wire from battlestation to phone
>drag and drop
>>675811200
Is the one in the white haveing a stroke?
>>675813117
Southern accents are derived from Scotland believe it or dont
>>675813096
He's just gotta loosen it up and put some lubrador in there it'll be a nice fuckhole
>>675808693
Enjoy having a decent percentage of girls choosing some tall ugly guy over some short good looking guy. Talk to us when you can reach the top cabinet without a chair or step ladder insecure faggot lol
>>675813664
Word
>>675806887
I'm 6'1 and dated a girl who was 5'0. Only negative was that hugging her was confusing as fuck because I had no idea where to put my arms (lower back like a normal height person or upper back so I'm not reaching down)
>>675813593
Apparently you aren't aware that midgets have a second sphincter. When they get scared or frightened it goes spastic and tightens up. It keeps them from having bowel accidents.
You really shouldn't dispense advice that can get people hurt you know.
>>675806887
is the pussy full size
>>675811108
>squat goblins
Dammit. You made me spit out my drink fucker.
>>675812344
boner no
>>675813832
Your talking about a dwarf didn't he already say this bitch is just short with a normal body
>>675813832
So a 4,9 woman has two and a 5,0 woman has one? Kill yourself pussy
>>675814013
Op doesn't know what he is dealing with. He already said she smells faintly of cabbage, so that's either a midget or a dwarf.
>>675813664
>Enjoy having a decent percentage of girls choosing some tall ugly guy over some short good looking guy
This is one of the dumbest things I've ever read
Why are you guys so bothered by me liking my height? As if an extra inch or two suddenly changes everything for me
>>675814125
You're not the sharpest guy around are you?
Often catch the people around you laughing and you don't understand why?
>>675812344
>twerking?
>ewoks?
>ewoking?
>>675807356
holy fuck, midget size proportional is my dream girl. any porn stars or even nudes of similar girls, like draya, thainee, etc? youre so damn lucky, congrats.
>>675806887
fill her up big man
>>675814153
It does I was 5,10 at 13 and 6,0 at 14 it's quite a difference now 21 and 6'4
>>675813816
Any tips?
I've been doing like kinda the splits when we talk so it doesn't look like I'm bending over to her
>>675814153
He's insecure because he's ugly and socially retarded, the only thing he has is his height. (I'm tall but who gives a fuck not like you can do shit about it)
>>675806887
That's hardly a midget.
>>675814317
Thanks man
>>675814352
Of course your life is different, you're 7 years older man.
4,9 shouldn't even be considered a midget
>>675806887
you`re a midget yourself,sir.
>>675814153
You think it's dumb but it's actually correct, broads are shallow especially the good looking ones. I remember when I was your height, grade probably 5. I assume you're not taller than 5'6. But it actually does make a difference. If you're good looking now and get any broads, be over 6' and good looking or just lift and you'll see numbers you can't dream of. Thank god I was born tall, i slap little fucks like you out when I'm drunk lol
>>675810404
luckiest man on earth, I would kill to fuck that goddess, fuck.
>>675814544
I push short people out of the way like I'm King Kong drunk at the club
>>675814544
> I remember when I was your height, grade probably 5
How many times were you held back?
>>675814544
>i slap little fucks like you out when I'm drunk lol
But you don't and you're a liar - tall guys rely only on either intimidation or weight and are unbalanced, uncoordinated, and unless trained don't really know how to fight
>>675814944
This, lol
>>675811320
imagine how much cash their pimp brings in
>>675814397
Just own it, stand up straight (legs a bit wider than normal maybe but not too much) and point your head down. If shit comes of it just say you're not going to treat her like a child because she's shorter than you (or something idk depends on the situation)
>>675811436
post family, they sound hot
>>675815126
Yeah she mentioned something about liking me cause I don't make a big deal out of it
enjoy the hottest midget
http://xhamster. com/movies/3691326/more_busty_midget.html
>>675814944
I'm 6'4 lol I was probably your adult size when young
>>675815030
Or tell me how I act. There's a lot of short mouthy guys out there and I like to drink. You must be real tiny eh boy
>>675815329
You sound really insecure. Do you have a small penis?
>>675815241
Taller dudes leaning over girls is a massive turn off, imagine dating a tall chick and her leaning down when talking to be on your level, would feel like talking to your primary school teacher.
>>675814253
Holy shit motherfucking ewoks and shit I'm fucking out of here.
>ejecting
>>675812145
>This isn't the crusades anymore
Big man can still fuck manlet up. Manlets girl still instinctively knows this. Real talk, every girl I know that has a manlet bf has fucked around on them with someone 6+. Not the crusades lol, shit's primal.
>>675815329
I'm 5'10, who do you think is a better fighter and has been in more fights? The guy that is 6'4 and is used to small guys being intimidated or the one that is 5'10 and has to actually fight back
Fuck off with that retard attitude, you aren't fooling anyone.
>>675815329
Wearing platforms doesn't count
sorry, tall guys. I've dated shorter women and hugging and kissing them is awkward. The best height for a woman is 2-3" shorter than you, therefore the best male height is 5'7" to 5'9"
>>675815329
how much do you weigh?
>>675806887
I'm 6'5", and my wife is 5'4". I get the same experience all the time.
>>675813816
easy, you hug the back of her head and push it into your dick, short chicks love when tall guys do that shit.
>>675815653
Sorry tiny faggot we just pick them up
>>675815909
this, I'm 6'4" and my wife is 5'2", no issues here.
>>675815533
>every girl I know
How many is that? Your mom doesn't count.
>>675815653
Kissing is fine, goodbye kisses are quick enough for it to not be a problem and if you're making out either sit/lay down or pick her up and push her against a wall, that shit's the best.
>>675816042
his stepdad is 6ft+
>>675815909
lol you have to pick up someone and I don't have to. plus, you might be a novelty height but you're probably awkward looking. Women like average height the best, homo (I've confirmed)
>>675815103
Loads. Those asses are a long term investment.
>>675816215
And?
>>675809534
I love that chick.
>>675816042
that's the thing, there's not very women who date short guys, so i'm talking about the 3 that I know. That's literally "every girl I know that has a manlet". It's not like a lot of women date them. This isn't even an insult, and if you're the 5'10 guy you're in between, this is just the the truth for what i'd say is guys 5'8" and under.
>>675806887
how'd you land a date with a goddess?
>>675816593
The only girls that didn't want to date me because of my height were tall girls - girls I don't have an interest in dating either
If you are 2-3 inches taller than what you pursue you are pretty OK. Of course girls that are 5'8-6+ want a guy taller than them
>>675816671
Is this a WOW beta asset or something?
>>675816937
We volunteer for the same non-profit. We met about a year ago but I asked her out and we hung out and hit it off really well
>>675812145
>This isn't the crusades anymore
this is the kind of faggot that talks shit to bigger dudes and assume nothing will happen because "this isn't the crusades anymore" or whatever.
Anybody ever beat one of those? They stare at you perplexed the whole time, something like pic related.
10/10 man, would love to beat your midget ass.
My girlfriend is 4'8 and I'm 5'11 she's not really a midget
>>675817320
This, had a fight with a guy like that in high school, he started talking shit in the locker room, he was maybe 5'4" and I was 6'2" at the time, sophmore. I picked that raggedy ass little nigga up and slammed him head first into a locker door a few times, never talked shit to me again.
>>675817337
compared to whom?
>>675816483
I'm saying his mum cheated on his dad because he was short you fucking spastic.
>>675809314
Their pussys might be the same size
But their ability to fight my off isn't
>>675817572
Compared to the pic op used
>>675817320
>You mother fucker, how dare you say 5'10 is a great height! Grunt grunt grunt
This goes into what I was saying about a good majority of tall guys being insecure faggots with nothing else going for themselves.
>>675812344
Was listening to what out for this from major lazer, lol'd real hard
>>675817523
Sure.....
>>675817592
sorry to butthurt you
>>675817337
4'10 and under is midget
>>675817639
Dude, I'm pointing out the fact that I could murder you by sneezing hard. How exactly could that make me insecure?
>>675817814
"I am too much of a pussy to ever actually get in a fight and dumb enough to assume that everyone shares my values of being a weak little cuck" - this nigga
>>675817233
lucky dog, what kind of non-profit was it? Pets? Homeless? Kids?
>>675817912
I replied to something like that a bit ago >>675815605
Of course if I talk shit to someone I'm ready to fight, and I've mostly fought taller guys who didn't think I would fight back. My balance is better, lower center of gravity, smaller target, up close I'm better. Those few inches don't make that much of a difference.
I'm not denying that you think you can murder me, just that most tall guys rely too much on their size.
It's like when you fight a really fat guy and their only move is to get on top of you
>>675818070
/thread
seriously, this is what I'm trying to summarize, but this guy nailed it.
>>675817337
another lucky man, how'd you start dating? just open approach? work? I imagine shorter girls are hard to open out of nowhere since tall guys must intimidate them.
>>675818218
We put on events every 3 months that has music and art where we get different non profits together, feed and gives out clothes to the homeless, and we have speakers come out and talk about different injustices.
It's leaning more towards music and art (which is cool I guess) but I was doing it for the social/environmental aspects of it. I've been doing it since it first started but will probably start going more towards animal volunteer work again
>>675818253
k yeah and weight classes in combat sports exist because the shorter guy would win.
>>675813360
Dirty Jew lines! Begone!
>>675818539
>k yeah and weight classes in combat sports exist because the shorter guy would win.
>Sports is just like real life
>>675818467
nice man, that's legit good stuff. Have fun crushing what everybody else on this thread would love to crush tonight. Good Karma paying dividends.
>>675819225
Thanks friend
>>675818759
>sport isn't real
>fight sport isn't in any possible way comparable to street fight
you've never even seen a punch being thrown in your life, have you?
>>675819407
>>fight sport isn't in any possible way comparable to street fight
Not what I said at all
You're comparing trained athletes put on par with other trained athletes comparing it to regular street people.
>you've never even seen a punch being thrown in your life, have you?
Not having size on my side to intimidate I've probably been in more fights than you have. If you are thinking without a doubt you are going to win a fight just because you're taller or heavier I am wondering if you've actually been in any fights
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